User blog:Freesmart/Inanimate Insanity 1: Rewrite - Episode 1:

(notes: Bow and Apple start as characters already competing)

MePhone4: Hello and welcome to Inanimate Insanity! After the success of Battle for Dream Island, object shows are in high demand. I will be you're host. My name's MePhone4. But MePhone works.

Balloon: Is the exposition done with yet?

MePhone4: DON'T INTERRUPT ME-- but anyways yes! Your first challenge is jumping off a cliff and into the water.

Salt: WAIT! Like ew, there's brown stuff!

MePhone4: Yeah, that's the feces. If you don't land into the safe zone you'll land in there, and um, trust me. It'll be crappy.

Lightbulb: Wow! Literally.

Paintbrush: Okay but I have a question about--

MePhone4: Go!

Pickle: I'm so good at diving. Watch this guys! *dives straight into the feces*

Paper: Wait... what's feces?

Knife: You don't want to know.

Bow: Oooh! It looks like chocolate pudding! *jumps into it* So totally cool.

Apple: Okay but how do I dive?

Orange Juice: *looks down at the cliff*

Bomb: Wh-wh-what's w-w-wrong O-O-OJ? D-d-don't want t-t-to jump o-o-off the c-c-cliff?

Orange Juice: *shakes head*

Taco: *kicks off OJ and purrs*

Orange Juice: *lands into the feces*

Nickel: Woah there Taco. That wasn't very nice. But don't worry, it was amusing.

Balloon: She deserves punishment! *throws Taco down into the feces*

Taco: Sour cream!

Baseball: Nickel let's go together!

Salt: *slaps Baseball* NO! Me and Pepper are like the only BCFFs who are white and grey respectively who can jump together! *looks down the cliff and sees the feces* Okay wait...

Pepper: C'mon Salty-Salt let's go!

Salt: Okay! Like jeez, don't tell me what to do. >.>

MePhone4: So far no one has landed in the safe zone. But Pickle, Bow, Orange Juice, and Taco have all failed respectively.

Salt & Pepper: *jump in together, they land in the safe zone* Yay; We did it, Salty-Salt!

MePhone4: Both Salt and Pepper made it into the safe zone.

Baseball: *looks down and gulps before jumping; and landing into the safe zone*

MePhone4: So far Team 1 is Salt, Pepper, and Baseball; while Team 2 is Pickle, Bow, Orange Juice, and Taco!

Bow: Yay! I don't have to be on a team with ugly face Salt!

Salt: Um, like... at least I don't have crap all over my face!

Bow: It's chocolate pudding idiot! Wow, ugly and dumb. She's a double threat.

Balloon: I am so gonna do this! *jumps and floats* Ahw, c'mon! >.>

Nickel: *jumps and lands into the safe zone*

MePhone4: Nickel joins Team 1 with Salt, Pepper, and Baseball.

Nickel: How utterly delightful... *rolls his eyes and stands next to Baseball*

Lightbulb: Let's do this Painty! I'm like, the best at diving.

Paintbrush: Okay, suuuurrreeee. *jumps off with Lightbulb; they land in the feces and Lightbulb lands in the safe zone*

Lightbulb: Yayyyy.

Paintbrush: *muffled* Grrrr.

MePhone4: Team 1: Salt, Pepper, Nickel, Baseball, and Lightbulb! Team 2 is Pickle, Bow, Orange Juice, Taco, and Paintbrush. Without a team so far, is Balloon, Marshmallow, Apple, Bomb, Paper, and Knife!

Marshmallow: Um... Apple! You're my friend-ish. Help me into the safe zone!

Apple: What's a safe zone?

Marshmallow: Just throw me over the cliff!

Apple: *pushes Marshmallow*

Marshmallow: *falls into the water* Yeah!

Apple: Wait so what do I do?

Bomb: *jumps off, accidentally pushing off Apple with him, causing them both to fall in the feces*

MePhone4: Current standings; Team 1 is Salt, Pepper, Nickel, Baseball, Lightbulb, and Marshmallow! While Team 2 is Pickle, Bow, Orange Juice, Taco, Paintbrush, Apple, and Bomb! Only 1 spot left for this team.

Balloon: Ugh! This is taking forever! *still floating*

Bow: *throws a needle and pops Balloon* The fat guy's on our team!!!

MePhone4: Okay, which means Paper and Knife are automatically on Team 1! Wait, where are they?

Knife: *with paper, watching The Real Housewives of Atlanta*

Paper: I love this show!

MePhone4: Whatever... anyways. Viewers! The first elimination is up to you! However this voting process is a lot different. Each viewer has 20 VOTES that they can distribute however they want to ANY COMPETITOR UP FOR ELIMINATION you can split it by 5, 4, 2 or just whatever you want, and you can give all your votes to one person. But anyways the following people are up for elimination: MePhone4: It's up to you to decide who goes to Idiotic Island first!
 * Pickle
 * Bow
 * Orange Juice
 * Taco
 * Paintbrush
 * Apple
 * Bomb
 * Balloon

(any questions can be answered in the comments below)