User blog:TheAnimeKid87/Inanimate Rap Battle; Tissues VS Soap

MePhone4: Last time, Box and Suitcase tied so they are going to do a rematch, but not today, as today we have Soap vs Tissues and let the rapping commence!

Soap: Hey Tissues, you have some ugly issues, you sneeze, you wheeze, oh please, I am a neat freak and you are a guy with some allergies? You were eliminated first, making you the worst, your probably as bad as Trophy, you should so get cursed. I am pink my birthday was...in August, you stink and your a total snorefest, I may be Soap but I am so dope!

Tissues: Achoo! I sneeze, I sniff, cause I got the flu, your scared of your own poo. Ooh! Sorry, if I am bothering you it's my condition and (sniff) you sometimes rely on a stupid supersition. Soap is your name, but where is your game? You make me cringe, you'll be outsoon you dinge!

Soap: Dindge? Is that a word. Cheating are you? That's absurd. I may hate...germs but at least I will have pretty sperm! All you have done is sneeze and get kicked off, If I go down, I am taking you with me, and don't you give me your stupid scoff. I am a germophobe, I admit that, but your not gonna use that against me, as my eyelashes is what I bat.

Tissues: You don't have eyelashes, Test Tube should make an invention to help you, but guess your gonna be to afraid of an invention, pff, you should be a cleaning maid. Yeah, I can see it now you doing it for free without even getting paid, or your could be a stalker, it suits you, I am making Soap stew, and I am now bringing it to the table and thrashing you!

Soap: I am way to cool to reply to you, I can spit rhymes, and you'll be begging for dimes and you'll know when you've hit roock bottom when you meet a mime, your rapping is just a crime, and you know what fine! I am a girl who may loose this sneer, but I hope you always live in fear.

Tissues: S-Seriously? Is that all you got? Are you a robot? (Sniff) You have no skills, just the thrills, when I win, you'll be on your last win, and plus you'll go soon your team is getting pretty dim. When this battle ends, I just wanna say you have no friends, you have more enemies and it's not like you can make amends.