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=  The Pic-Nix Table  = MePhone4: Welcome everyone to the grand opening of the Pic-Nix tables!

MePhone pointing at the table.

The Floor: Uh...you mean "picnic tables"...right?

MePhone4: Actually, I don't! I designed these tables to generate ANY food you pick! And if you change your mind about your choice...you can always nix it! So: Pic-Nix!

Nickel: Uh, is it too late to nix this whole idea?

MePhone4: Keep it up and you'll be... [DEEP VOICE] BANNED FOR LIFE... Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to pick a double chocolate chip cookie.

MePhone4 generates a regular chocolate chip cookie.

MePhone4: Eh, nix!

Mephone4 de-generates said cookie.

MePhone4: Triple!

MePhone4 generates the cookie with added chocolate chip.

MePhone4: Like to dream big.

Cabby: Well, this seems like a fun place to both eat AND converse! Let me order for the table... [Starts generating her team members's favorite food] Fudge Sundae for Goo. Matzo Ball Soup for Clover. Chocolate Cake with Whipped Cream for Bow, and-

Test Tube interrups Cabby by saying:

Test Tube: Oh I'm good! Heh, y'know I can think for myself. You've sure learned a lot from those files, huh?

Cabby: And you're all truly welcome to view any of them IF you ask! I only ever wanted them to help us!

Goo: Ooh! So can I borrow your file on pine cones?

Cabby: Sure thing Goo! ...May I ask why?

Goo: Mm... do you think I could give you an answer that would make you change your mind?

Cabby opens her down cab and takes her file on pine cones.

Cabby: Hooopefully nooot??

Goo: I better play it safe then. THANK YOU!

Cabby drops her file to Goo.

= ''' Say... Cheese?  = Silver Spoon:''' B-ew! MePhone! Next time warn us before you hire photographers!

MePhone4: What? I don't hire anyone anymore!

MePhone4 turns around and sees Camera 1 and Camera 2.

MePhone4: Can I help you two?

Camera 1: Oh! Just pretend we're not even here.

MePhone4: We don't have to pretend if you leave!

Camera 2: Oh of course. Do you think you can answer a few questions first?

Camera 1: Like, why are you doing to seasons at once? How is Bow alive? Is there even a pri-

MePhone4: It's Snack Time! Can't a guy just enjoy the food he worked so hard to instantly generate in peace?

MePhone4 take a bite out of the cookie.

One of the Cameras snaps a photo of him.

Camera 2: Fine, if that's how you want to play it, then we got what we needed.

Both Cameras walk away.

MePhone4: Nice! I'm glad that's the last we heard of them.

MePhone4 receives a notification on his screen.

MePhone4: Ooh! Notoriety!

While MePhone is looking at his article.

MePhone4: Well, they're right so far.

MePhone goes at the bottom of his article by then seeing an "Inappropriate" image of himself.

MePhone4: AHH! This picture of me... it's... it's...

Balloon walks in by saying:

Balloon: It's okay, MePhone. Trust me, I know how it feels to come off bad on camera. But you can't let it get to you-

MePhone shows the image of himself to Balloon.

Balloon: OH GOSH! There's no coming back from that! I can't unsee it! I'm SO SORRY!

While Clover fell off above Bow, Balloon cries away.

MePhone4: [BALLOON CONTINUES CRYING] That's it, nix this party! I'm starting the next challenge immdiately! After the intro!

[Intro]

= ''' Challenge Time!  = MePhone4:''' Well done as that intro is, it did NOTHING for my mood. Since I don't know how else to deal with the embarrassing thing that just happened to me, I've decided to make a photography-based challenge.

MePhone explains today's challenge.

MePhone4: You have to snap pictures that make someone from one of the other team look "bad"! Take as many photos of the other team members as you want, but ach team can only present one!

MePhone shows the shelf where all the cameras are.

MePhone4: Retrieve your cameras from this shelf. Whichever team looks the most humiliating loses.

OJ: Shouldn't be too hard. [Looks at his team members] Let's just try to not look stupid for the next, I dunno, several minutes or so? [CHUCKLES]

MePhone4: Well actually, this challenge will last 24 hours. Starting NOW!

MePhone sets his alarm.

Paintbrush, OJ, Cabby and Test Tube: WHAT?!

MePhone4: Happy Picture Day!

Hour ONE 

Candle in the CDC: From the moment we began. it was pandemonium.

Everyone races to the shelf full of cameras.

Candle: We all raced for the cameras as fast as we could. Just thinking about the speed of it all... makes me shudder.

Nickel and YY ran and pop into the shelf, making one of the cameras fly away to Clover.

Clover: Ha-Ho! Got one!

While Nickel and YY looks at her angry.

Nickel: How does she keep doing that?!

Lifering grabs Nickel and takes him away.

Nickel: Aah! Waah!

Test Tube: Stay back! I don't wanna hae to USE THIS!!

OJ about to take a photo on Test Tube.

Test Tube: Seriously, I prefer analog.

Cabby running towards OJ.

Cabby: Test Tube, look out!!

Cabby arrives and pushes OJ with her down cab.

OJ: GAH!

Test Tube: Woah! Thanks!

Goo grunts while trying to get away with bow above his head.

Yin: [CAMERA SNAPS] Hah! I got them!

Shows Yin's picture being unfocus.

Yang: The only thing embarrasing about this picture is how out of focus it is.

Yin: Maybe it would help if you kept our hands steadier.

Yang: TIME FOR AN EARTHQUAKE! [Yang starts shaking his arms and then does a malicious LAUGH]

Silver Spoon being behind Candle.

Silver Spoon: Where are The Sinkers? Is it safe for me to show my face again?

OJ: [POINTS AT THE FOREST] Lifering just grabbed all his teammates and sprinted out of here!

Paintbrush looks at the shelf.

Paintbrush: Wait... I don't think they have a SINGLE camera. Which means, if they want any chance at winning, they'll need to come back here. And when they'll do...

OJ Interrups Paintbrush.

OJ: [DEEP VOICE] We'll be ready...

The Floor in the CDC: I wish I could be of more help here, but I've never been great with photos, I can't even have a proper confessional cause they always use this angle. I WILL! HAVE! JUSTICE!

Nickel still being grabbed through Lifering's hands, by then putting him down.

Nickel: C'mon! Let me back out there and I'll put an end to Clover's lucky streak!

Balloon: No, you won't. Also, Lifering- what gives? We can't win if we can't take pictures?

Lifering: But, we can't lose... If they can't take a picture of us! That's right, I flipped it! If we hide, the other two teams will have no choice but to focus on each other. Then, once they're tired out, we go in for the kill!

Tea Kettle: Ooh, that could work! And I'm not just saying that to be accommodating!

Nickel: So, what do you propose we do, Lifering? Huddle up and hide under a pool raft? Heh!

Lifering: Nickel, please!... stop reading my mind! Just call me... [Takes his raft from the safety kit] Raft Services!

Tea Kettle: You're losing me, Lifer.

Meanwhile Goo is still crawling with Bow above his head.

Goo: Helloooo?

Both Bow and Goo: Paparaziiiii!

Lifering: [Sees Goo and Bow] Now or never! Take Cover! [Lifer takes his raft and put in The Sinkers' head].

Goo and Bow arrives.

Bow: Oh, look Goo, an eight-legged monster. [GASPS] That's the exact number of legs it takes to frighten me! Retreat!

Both Bow and Goo screams by crawling away.

Lifering under his raft: Haha! I knew that raft idea would float! Wait, [Puts up a bit the raft above him] where's my trusty safety kit? And untrusty Nickel?

Nickel meanwhile having Lifer's safety kit on his head: Heheheh, Clover, here I come! haha! [POPS INTO A ROCK] UGH!

Hour THREE 

Bow: This contest is so scary! I feel like I can't even blink! [Blinks] OH NO I JUST BLINKED!

Goo: I'm here to live the quiet life of a reality show star AWAY from cameras! Also we just saw a monster.

Test Tube: Way to bury the lead. Anywho, If we're gonna win this, we need to know the sore spots of all our targets. And the best resource for that would be... your intel, Cabby.

Cabby: I thought you'd never ask. [Shows OJ's file] OJ. Surrounded by others who are weirder than him, compensates for his straight-laced personality by acting like a leader. Try to throw things out of his control. [Shows SP's file] Silver Spoon. Prime target- more scared of a bad picture than anyone. [Shows The Floor's file] The Floor! Could be anywhere, honestly kind of terrifying, try not to think about him... [Shows Clover's file] Clover. Sweet girl but gets distracted easily, probably in a-

Goo interrups Cabby.

Goo: Wait, now we're targeting our own teammate?

Cabby: No, but she wandered off at some point in my presentation, can someone find her?

Yang takes a picture of them.

Yang: Haa! Look at you planning what you're going to do! Pathetic NERDS!

Test Tube: Holy gosh! That's a ridiculous sentiment MePhone might actually agree with! After them!

Hour FIVE 

Balloon: Nickel you little sneak, what are you doing? Maybe we should go look for him.

Lifering: No ONE leaves the raft!

Tea Kettle: Hey, I have an idea... once the others are tuckered out, why don't we use Raft Monster to freak 'em out? I mean, anything can look frightening from the wrong angle!

Lifering: Ooh! Brilliant photo op, TK! We got this in the BAG! Just wish my bag was here to see it.

Tea Kettle in the CDC: Gotta say, Lifering scared me with the raft idea first, but now, [LAUGHS] it's gonna scare EVERYONE! [LAUGHS MENACINGLY].

Paintbrush: There must be something we can do. How are we gonna last 24 hourss without sleeping!?

OJ: Heh, that's hotel manager life for you! WOOO! Keepin' us up and keepin' us together!

The Floor teleports behind OJ & Paintbrush.

The Floor: HEY!

Both OJ and Paintbrush scream.

The Floor: I know The Sinkers' plan! They're gonna try to scare us all!

Paintbrush: Geez, you sure that wasn't YOUR plan? How do you know?

The Floor: Becuase... I was there! I was trying again to achieve my dream of having a confessional.

Floory's flashback starts:

The Floor: But Tea Kettle was already doing one. You can’t see me from that angle, but I’m definitely there.

Floory's flashback ends.

Silver Spoon: You heard The Floor. We must remain ever-vigilant! Notice any spooks, anyone?

Candle: I do sense that something is... [Shows on-screen that one of the cameras has disappeared from the shelf] missing.

Silver Spoon: A camera gone?! How did we miss that? They must be right here! I’m not polished, I-I can’t get my picture taken today! I can’t! I… I... WON'T.

Nickel behind Lifer's safety kit: [Walking towards Clover] Aha! There you are! Everything comes so easy for you doesn't it? [COUGH AND GASPS] Time for your luck to run out! [Shows his tape].

Clover walking while singing: ''♪ Dododododododo, not looking where I'm going, cause why would I need to? ♪ [Weather pushes Clover to the other side of Nickel's trap]     ♪ Yeah. ♪''

Nickel: [Comes out from the safety kit] Huh? [Tries his trap and gets crushed by a safe]

Nickel goes to the Pix-Nic table.

Nickel: Banana! Banana! [Table generates two bananas] Wait, I don't wanna have to peel them. Nix! [Table toggle the two bananas] Banana peel! Banana peel! [Table generates two bananas peels]

Clover steps over on one of the peels.

Clover: Oh. Ew.

Nickel behind the safety kit:

Nickel: UGH!

Clover looks at a traffic sign.

Clover: Who am I to argue with traffic signs? [Walks off the cliff] Ah!

While Nickel takes a picture.

Nickel: Yes, FINALLY! Ah [Nickel looks at his picture confused, while in the picture a butterfly censure half of Clover's body] NOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Hour TEN 

Nickel: -OOOOOOOO I-I took no breaks while yelling that.

Silver Spoon behind a rock: Where are you... Sinkers? Oh-ho-ho!

The Floor: They should have been here by now. Maybe they changed their strategy.

Paintbrush: Why would they do that?

The Floor: Well, to be FAIR...

Floory's flashback starts again:

Tea Kettle in the CDC: It’s gonna scare EVERYONE! [LAUGHS MENACINGLY] [Tea Kettle about to go out from the CDC while for mistake she steps on Floory].

The Floor: Ouch!

Tea Kettle: What are you doing here? You didn’t hear that, did you? Shoot!

Floory's flashback ends.

Paintbrush: FEELS LIKE THAT WAS IMPORTANT TO MENTION BEFORE!!!

Yin-Yang runs back to their team.

Yin: Look out! They made plans!

Cabby with everyone in front of her and her board: Alright, focus on your targets everyone. OJ for Goo, Paintbrush for Bow, Candle for Test Tube and... I think I'll have a Silver Spoon..,

Silver Spoon behind a rock: No! I already hate the pictures I take of myself! The thought of anyone else taking my picture is ALL the worse!

Test Tube: Heh, just as scared as you said he’d be.

Silver Spoon: Stop it! Come any closer... and I’ll SHOOT!

Cabby: [Gets closer to SP] No you won’t. I’ve read your file. You don’t have it in you-

Silver Spoon takes a picture of her by interrupting her also.

Silver Spoon: You may have files, Cabby, but you never know what someone will do... UNDER PRESSURE!

Cabby: [Smug] So, how do I look in the picture?

Silver Spoon: Oh, ohh [Looks at his taken picture] reeeallly bad... you- you do not want to know... mmmm.

Cabby takes a picture of him while he was speaking, with a creepy smile.

Silver Spoon: Oh! Very well, you want WAR? I'll give you one! [WAR SCREAM WHILE HE STARTS RUNNING TOWARDS CABBY].

Hour THIRTEEN 

Yin-Yang (YIN) in the CDC: The pictures that were taken the rest of the evening were... not anyone's best work.

Candle in the CDC: [Shows a scure picture that is supposed to represent TT curled up in a ball] This is Test Tube curled up in a ball. [Showing another scure picture that is supposed to represent Cabby rolling down a hill] And here’s Cabby rolling down a hill. '''[Shows a white picture. That's when she finally got the flash to work]''' And this is when I finally got the flash to work.

Silver Spoon in the CDC: No, I don’t know why she got those printed either.

Test Tube in the CDC: [Shows a blur picture of Candle] Yeah, the night was kind of a blur for all of us.

OJ in the CDC: I said peace till morning was impossible! But Paintbrush? They impressed me.

Paintbrush in the CDC: Yes, I negotiated the great truce of 3:30 AM.

Shows some gray images of them and The Pinkers arguing and being tired from the last night.

Paintbrush: We didn’t sleep till 5 since the negotiations took time, and no one signed anything since everyone passed out from sheer boredom. But I mean, hey, that was the plan.

Hour FIFTEEN 

MePhone4 comes back to his contestants.

MePhone4: Just checking in on my lovely conte- UGH! Of course, you're the one still up.

Bow: Yeah, I can’t sleep. Also there’s a monster and I’m scared.

MePhone4: Nice. Well, I can’t sleep either. This stupid picture just makes me look ridiculous. '''[Shows again his "Inappropriate Image". AKA S1 Episode 1 thumbnail]''' This all makes me look ridiculous! I don’t know what I’m doing. [Sits with Bow] This whole challenge was on a whim. You’re magically back alive? It all must look so silly.

Bow: Like, hey, I don't know what I'm doing either, but when I take selfies, I usually save the silly ones cause honestly they're the best. Like, look at this one. [Shows a picture of her, Floory, Goo, Silver Spoon, and Cabby having war] What is even happening in this one? AHa! Wanna take one together?

MePhone4: I would.

Bow: Alright! '''[About to take a picture with her and MePhone. But MePhone randomly disappears]''' Candid!... Or cannot- where'd you go? [Bushes behind her rustles] OMG Who's there!?

The Sinkers with Lifer's raft comes out from the bushes quickly.

Tea Kettle: IT'S THE MONSTERRRRR!!! [Shows Raft's drawn face]

Bow: [GASP] Wait, you lost two legs. I'm no longer afraid!

Tea Kettle: Wait, what?

Bow: Hey, monster! Say Cheese!

Bow takes a picture of TK.

Hour TWENTYONE 

Silver Spoon walking trying to search for someone.

Silver Spoon: Hellooo? Where is everyone? Don't be a camera shy- [Screams by slipping on a banana peel and starts sliding by]

Balloon runs to Box for finding Nickel.

Balloon: Box, you found him! What were you doing?

Nickel: [Gets up] I was trying to get an embarrassing picture of Clover. Didn't really work.

Clover comes out from a bush.

Clover: Ohhh is that why you kept following me around? I thought I just had a little admirer. [LAUGHS]

Nickel: AGH!

Balloon: Bud, there was no way that was gonna work. Couldn’t you have picked anyone else?

Nickel: You know what Balloon? Why don’t you ever believe in me?

Balloon: WHAT?! You’ve never believed in ME! You made a whole personality out of it! It’s always been you who-

Nickel interrups Ballon by laughing.

Nickel: Now I know how you’d react if I said that, heh. Y’know, maybe it’s just the sheer exhaustion, but I’m honestly glad to see you guys. You think you wanna chill out?

Balloon: [Looks at Box] Hmmm I guess. But he’s still mad at you. Raft Monster was a disaster with just six legs.

Nickel: Raft what?

Silver Spoon screaming while sliding Nickel by with a banana peel.

Hour TWENTYTHREE

Candle meanwhile she's walking: Silver Spoon? Where have you gone? You should have returned from your daily two-hour "I cannot DEAL with you ALL anymore" time by now.

''Goo starts singing behind a bush and gets Candle's attention. By then Candle opens the bush and takes a picture about Goo and his pine coons.''

Goo: Ah! NOO! NOOOOOOOOoooooo!...

= ''' The Results!  = MePhone4:''' Time's up! Make your final sections.

Goo crawls to his team for saying:

Goo: I should warn you all, The Thinkers got a picture of me that’ll look really weird out of context!

Cabby: What was the context?

Goo: This morning I woke up and I wanted to dance with pinecones.

Cabby: "wot?"

Bow: Don’t worry, Goo! Your paparazzi partner has PROOF of the monster! [Shows her camera and HER Picture of TK] It looked like an elephant.

Test Tube: Bow, for the last time, there's no such thing as an eleph- [Bow shows TK's picture to TT] wuh-wha??

MePhone4: First up, here's the image The Sinkers submitted.

MePhone4 shows The Sinkers' picture.

Silver Spoon: I would just like to know… who snapped that shot?

Nickel: Hah, guilty! You slid right by, it was perfect!

Silver Spoon: [Looks at his picture] This... s my favorite picture that’s ever been taken of me!

Nickel: WHAT?! You couldn’t look any worse!

Silver Spoon: Correct! I thought a horrible picture would be the end of me, but lo and behold, my most humiliating photograph ever and here I am, still my wonderful self!

YIN: Uh... maybe don't admit it's humiliating.

Silver Spoon: Oh but it is! I look positively revolti-

Yin closes SP's mouth with his mouth.

MePhone4: You said it, Silver! Next, here’s what The Pinkers picked.

MePhone selects the next picture and shows it.

MePhone4: EWWW!!!

Tea Kettle: But-but anything can look frightening from the wrong angle!

MePhone4: Tea Kettle, please never directly face anyone again!

MePhone looks at the picture again.

MePhone4: Eugh! Alright, here's The Thinkers' selection.

MePhone selects the next picture and shows it.

MePhone4: This is so bizarre and… silly... that I honestly find it kind of endearing.

Goo gets surprised.

MePhone4: Goo is just doing his thing, who am I to judge?

Paintbrush: You literally judge us all the time.

MePhone4: Hm, I don’t like that you said that, Paintbrush. And I’ll remember you said it, for a long, long time.

Paintbrush gets all swetting.

MePhone4: Team Pink is definitely safe. But between Silver Spoon and Tea Kettle…

Shows them being scared on-screen.

MePhone4: I’m sorry, but that front-facing Tea Kettle is so cursed.

Bow: Yeah, honey you might wanna go get that checked out... [While her above Goo's head crawls away smiling]

MPhone4: So, Sinkers! One of you will be eliminated.

THE FLOOR in the CDC: Thank goodness we pulled through. Also, I realized that if I move back a bit, you can kind of see me a little! Justice at LAST!

= ''' Elimination Time!  = MePhone4:''' Well Sinkers, here we are again. Worst two out of three! Why do you think you’re flopping?

Lifering: I don’t believe anyone’s at fault here.

Nickel: Uh yeah cause you have no one to blame but yourself. [COUGHS]

Tea Kettle: You abandoned us, for a day of cartoon slapstick.

Nickel: Oh, there’s a classic charm to that though.

MePhone4: Be that as it may, charm won’t save one of you from these votes! But what WILL save you is the immunity vote, which goes to…

MePhone's screen lights up to tell who's safe.

MePhone4: Balloon! Any vote against him won’t count.

Nickel: YES! WOO! WOO! AHHHH!

MePhone4: Thanks Nickel. Anyway, onto the elimination votes, the best kind! First vote... Nickel.

Nickel looking a bit scary while Balloon looks at him.

MePhone4:...Lifering.

''Nickel gets angry a bit while Lifering looks kinda confused and sad. Tea Kettle looks at him also.''

MePhone4: ...Nickel. Two votes Nickel, one vote Lifering

Nickel this time gets actually angry while Lifering looks a bit sad.

MePhone4: ...Balloon. Does not count. That's two votes Nickel, one vote Lifering, one vote left.

Everyone being: scared, confused or angry.

MePhone4: ...Lifering. Nickel and Lifering are tied.

Balloon: Hold on a second… what was that one vote for me?

Nickel: There was one vote for me last time too. Box, you would never vote for us, right?

MePhone4: I’m not supposed to say- but what the heck. It does come down to a tiebreaker vote from BOX!

Balloon: What?! Why are you voting for us, Box? I thought we were cool, man!

Lifering: Well, you’re both always talking for him- it might get annoying after a while.

Nickel: Box is really mad you just said that. Right Box? You’re gonna vote Lifering out now, right?

Lifering: I didn’t want to have to play this card, Box, but I SAVED YOUR LIFE ONCE!

Nickel: How dare you use that as a bargaining chip?! You’re supposed to save others cause it’s the right thing to do! Not for something in return!

TK rolls eyes at Lifering.

Nickel: Box, don't vote for me! I’ll never claim to have any morals! I’ll generate banana peels just to try to make someone trip!

MePhone4: Wait, you used my Pic-Nix tables... to try to hurt someone?!

Nickel: Yeah, so?

MePhone4: Nickel! You compromised the sanctity of the cool thing I made. You are henceforth permanently BANNED from the Pick-Nix tables!

Nickel: Oh boo hoo oh!

MePhone4: You do realize you just lost instantly-generating unlimited food.

Nickel: Oh, oh wait I'm actually sorry--

MePhone4: Okay Box, you have a lot to think about. Go in the back behind that curtain. No pressure.

AN HONESTLY ABSURD AMOUNT OF TIME LATER...

Vote jingle.

MePhone4: And finally, the person eliminated is...

MePhone's screen starts showing who's going to be eliminated.

MePhone4: ...Lifering.

= ''' The End!  = Lifering:''' Agh, well, I leave you all with one final lesson: in proper flying formation. [SCREAMS]

Lifering gets eliminated by getting punched back to Indefinite Island with the Fist Thingy.

MePhone4: Well, I know we took a lot of pictures today, but if you all wouldn’t mind humoring me, I'd like to get just one more. [Takes out a camera]

Balloon: Oh, what kind of picture?

MePhone4: Oh, y'know, a silly one.

MePhone takes a picture with The Sinkers.

Lifering screaming while arriving to Indefinite island.

Walkie-Talkie: Wow, hah! I just keep making new friends! Who am I, Ms. Popular? [LAUGHS]

Blueberry: Hey Lifering. Sorry, Walkie-Talkie here says you gotta go.

Walkie-Talkie: Actually he can stay if he chooses to have another-

Blueberry interrups the walkie-talkier by saying:

Blueberry: Shh, don't blow this for me.

Nickel sends Lifer's safety kit to Lifer in the island.

Lifering: [Reads Nickel's message] Just what I needed to feel right at home! I'll stay!

Walkie-Talkie: Hooray! Phew, that was a close one, Blueberry! [LAUGHS]

Blueberry: Way to blow it.

Goo: Adamation! 

[The End]

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