User blog:KittyFan2004/Inanimate Insanity Human Names

Here's what I think if the contestants were humans and had names! Enjoy!!

OJ: Orson Julius "OJ" Clark

Taco: Tara Eunice Watts

Paper: Parker Homer Peterson

Pickle: Pierce Thomas Allison

Bow: Bailee Amanda Lawrence

Apple: Abigail "Abby" Deborah Austin

Marshmallow: Marcia Jane Tyler

Bomb: Robert "Bob" Steven Weaver

Paintbrush: Patricia "Pat" Leslie Clayton

Salt and Pepper: Samantha "Sam" Cary Snyder and Pamela "Pam" Candace Sutton

Balloon: Beau Felix Hoffman

Nickel: Nicholas "Nick" Edward Waters

Knife: Knox Eric Armstrong

Lightbulb: Leigh Belle Lowe

Baseball: Brett Donald Mason

Tissues: Timothy "Tim" Gordon Burgess

Cherries: Charles Malcolm and Charlie Jacob Porter

Trophy: Troy Darren Newman

Box (if he was a human, since he's an inanimate object): Baxter Edward Houston

Yin-Yang: Ludwig "Yin-Yang" Peter Oliver

Cheesy: Chester Luther Flowers

Soap: Sophie Adrienne Francis

Suitcase: Susanna "Sue" June Perry

Microphone: Michelle Lucia Todd

Test Tube: Tessa Ethel Hamilton

Fan: Finn Jason Chen

If they're any human full names for the characters I miss put it in the comments!