User blog:TheAnimeKid87/Inanimate Rap Battle; Rap 2: Suitcase Vs Box

MePhone4: Last time, Pepper lost by a landslide, so, what happens to her, okay, well, you'll find out, as we are going... live... right..now!

Pepper: (She is brought to a resort) Cool. I like, really like loosing now, i'm soo gonna loose more often, like yeah woo!

MePhone4: Yeah. Those losers are lucky. Anyway, the next battle is with.... Suitcase and Box, well Suitcase doesn't stand a chance.. let the battle start..now!

Suitcase: (Nervously) Do you actually talk, or even walk? Now i'm being serious, if you think your gonna win your delirious! So, uh, this my first battle, but I have no opponent so you should be squashed by cattle, don't worry, I'll buy who a lil baby rattle.

Box:.....................................................................................................................................................

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Suitcase: What was that? a mewoing of a cat? you don't speak, your a little geek and your rapping is so weak, while mine is sleak. Can you hear me? Let me see? You suck, your a little... duck! Yeah, I said duck, your outta luck, you totally suck!

Box:......................................................................................................................................................................................

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Suitcase: Seriously? This is so Box? He don't talk, he don't do anything, I bet he can't even sing, Box can be stamped on and killed and i'll still be free-willed, Box will be eliminated, why was he created?

Box:..................................................................................................................................................................................

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Suitcase: What is up with him, his method is bad, it's so NOT rad, what is actually is he, a girl or a lad? His rapping is sad, if i were his parents i'd be mad, especially if I was his dad! Box, I'm waiting for you to speak? Oh, wait, I'll never even hear a peep, when I will, you'll be asleep. Your so boring, your digging whole and wow, it is deep. You a creep!

Box:................................................................................................................................................................................

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Suitcase: Look, I hated rapping and still do, but you? what can you do? I normally wouldn't be quite confident but obviously I am going to win, just wait one min. Soon I'll be declared as the winner, you'll just be covered in lots of inners. I can imagine it now, Box is crazy and lazy, no wonder he didn't beat Suitcase, case closed, your so HOSED!

Box: (Derp.) I'm too cool for silly comeback's.

MePhone4: Box actually spoke? Wow.

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