User blog:KittyFan2004/Inanimate Insanity Birthday Scenario

I was, like, bored. A birthday scenario game will probably make me good. ;)

OJ: February 5, married to Lady Gaga (OMGA! Salt would be so mad!!)

Taco: October 18, mortal enemies with a werewolf (XD)

Paper: March 21, handcuffed for life with Winnie-the-Pooh (what did Pooh do??)

Pickle: February 15, married to a ghost (spooky!!)

Bow: April 13, best friends with a Teletubby (Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa, or Po?)

Apple: March 5, handcuffed for life with Lady Gaga (Poker Face!)

Marshmallow, Salt, and Pepper: October 19, mortal enemies with Cookie Monster (no cookies?!)

Bomb: July 29, host a TV show with your mom (XD)

Paintbrush: June 23, stuck on an island with Chuck Norris (NO PAINTBRUSH)

Balloon: October 14, mortal enemies with Sarah Palin (XD)

Nickel: November 21, trapped in prison with Winnie-the-Pooh (similar to Paper)

Knife: October 9, mortal enemies with Barack Obama (NO!)

Lightbulb: Feburary 9, married to Barack Obama (aka the new Michelle)

Baseball: December 28, replace the human population with SpongeBob (YES BASEBALL)

Tissues: January 22, switch lives with Justin Bieber (AHAHAHA)

Cherries: May 7, start a band with Voldemort (The No-Nose Trio!)

Trophy: August 23, sword fight Chuck Norris (perfect!)

Box: September 28, create clones of SpongeBob (but Box is limbless!)

Yin-Yang: August 19, sword fight Cookie Monster (I bet Yin-Yang will win!)

Cheesy: September 1, create clones of your best friend (wow!!)

Soap: September 7, create clones of Voldemort (oh no.)

Suitcase: March 9, handcuffed for life with Barack Obama (why the former president?!)

Microphone: October 11, mortal enemies with Pac-Man (don't eat her!)

Test Tube: July 23, host a TV show with Chuck Norris (Walker, Texas Ranger reboot or The Chuck Norris Show?)

Fan: March 6, handcuffed for life with Yoshi (what did Yoshi do?!)