User blog:Sierrastalker/Inanimate Insanity Rap Battle Tournament - Round 1 - Battle 1 - Apple vs. Marshmallow

Welcome to the Inanimate Insanity Rap Battle Tournament. I will be the rapper, and director, and I will make brackets. But a day ago (Not really a full day) I got a request of Apple vs. Marshmallow. This is for you Killah, it's

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF INSANITY!

APPLE!

VS!

MARSHMALLOOOOOOOW!

BEGIN!

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQkYXpPWKMc&feature=related Battle beat. Start Marshmallow at :24]

Marshamallow

The smart one goes first I can spell my own name!

Man, you had to be in a challenge just to get in the game!

I got my 13 letters, spelled out all special for you,

Just in case you cannot spell, there's more than seven you fool.

Apple

Wouldn't you be sick of seven? Cuz that's what got you eliminated!

When I beat you in this rap battle, have a luck you have anticipated!

MAN! Marshmallow! I'm already better!

I'll be the winner of this battle, in my Mr. Rogers sweater!

You don't deserve a second verse, so I'll just add a second one,

right onto my first one, you heard me, I'm not even close to done.

I am very much more superior, as you can plainly see,

I'll let you have your second verse, cuz you envy me.

Marshmallow

Me jealous of you, well, THAT might be a first,

You think that you're the best, but seriously, you are the worst.

Do you know what a sweater is? Let alone Mr. Rogers?

If you thought that you could defeat me, just play the Los Angeles Dodgers.

Yeah really, it was FAIR that you got you're second verse

I got to this point, without even using one curse!

I don't believe this, if you think that you've won,

You fricking gotta be kidding me, cuz right here, we know your done.

Apple

Hey calm down, genius! Just where do you think this'll end?

I deserve this last verse, because I ain't done here, GIRLFRIEND.

Of course I know what Mr. Rogers is! And yes I know what sweaters are!

If you thought I was THAT stupid, you will not get too far.

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! (Until Round 2.)

Vote in the comments on who won, AND who will be in Battle 2!!