User blog comment:Shutid987/Inanimate Insanity Couples/@comment-32449691-20170704004214

Most of these I don't ship. Well, this is mostly because you are against gay couples, and, as I calculated earlier, 62.5% of my II ships are gay... yeah.

Anyway, I ship Lightbrush, no matter which gender Paintbrush is. However I think Lightbrush as a straight couple is wrong... It just doesn't really seem right to me.

Knife/Marshmallow? ... Actually, that's not that bad. Thing is I ship Trife and Marshple (possibly Marshpleow but then Dough will be forever alone, unless I ship him with Cherries, which doesn't make sense. Cherries/Cherries. :P)

Suitloon is yes. It is one of the two most canon II ships.

Fantube is yes for same reason as above.

RIP OJ if OJ/Salt.

As of S2 Pickle/Taco is invalid. Replace with Taco/Microphone.

Microphone/Cheesy.. Makes sense to me. But as I said above, I ship Taco/Microphone. Only a few days ago did I realize that Cheesy didn't have a ship, but I found another character unshipped and it makes a small amount of sense. Which is why probably the weirdest II ship that I have ever heard of exists. No, I'm not sure why it still exists.

Cheesy/Bomb. Just... I don't know. Actually, might switch to Cheesy/Cherries and Bomb/Dough (idk) if I stick with Marshleow.... YOU KNOW WHAT I AM YEP.

Tissues/Soap is yes.

Box/Suitcase is noh. Although if Suitloon didn't exist, that would be pretty good. I ship Pickle/Box because of the one episode with the cucumber (I can't remember which one that was) and S1E11 (when MePhone4 throws the coin into the lake.)

Seeing as you haven't been active on this website for about a month, you'll probably never see this post. Which is fine because it was stupid.

... I don't know, I just like to post my opinion.