Thread:Meester Tweester/@comment-25793496-20130411192019/@comment-5873607-20130412182932

'''SDT- Ch. 1 Pt. 5'''

Just a tiny recap for context...

Sarcastic clapping emerges from an insolent buck leaning on a bookcase in the corner of the room. "Yeah, yeah, that's great an all, but can we start the interview already and forget the three-hour speeches, Polter-geist? I came here to win this thing, and so far, it's just a waste of my time, grandpa."

"Well then you can canter right out that door, mister, if you think your special talent is DELINQUENCY!

A young little doe pipes up from the opposite side of the room. "Yeah, listen to him! You're never going to be team member if you're not a team PLAYER, Fireball!"

"Shut it, Noel! I can slam you down to the floor so fast that you'll cry up a whole lake, you little RAG!" "Well, you're just a big meanie!" "Well, you're just a whiny show girl!"

They start growing closer to each other in anger.

"Well, at least I get paid!" "Well, at least I have some muscles!" "My tail is bigger!" "My antlers are bigger!"

They start to wrestle. This can't be happening. Some one has to stop them before their anger rubs off on Polter and ends this whole recruiting session. Now they're starting to knock down furniture. Everybody is scooting back to the edge of the room, wide-eyed, trying not to interfere with any of the violence. It unfortunately looks like I'm the only one that has the guts to stop this.

"Guys, guys, settle down. We all know Noel is pretty and Fireball has muscle. You two will never get on the team if you can't accept other reindeer's differences and start to embrace your own techniques. Polar opposites like you two are the first ones to start a fight, and are usually the last on the list for a job because the will never become competent enough to get anything done. I know myself what it's been like rejected from a dream job. You two are starting to be just like me."

Less sarcastic clapping comes from none other than Polter himself.

"Nice. Someone who can stop arguments. Someone takes the initiative to stop a setback and starts getting down to business. We could use someone like that. Why don't you be the first to sit down and have an interview with me."

Yay!

"I'd be happy to!" "Okay, everybody make a line outside and wait for our interview to finish. And this time- please don't cause any more ruckuses."

Okay. All I have to do is pass this interview with flying colors and I'll be living my dream!

''End of Chapter 1... come back next time for the second one.''