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--- Begin Quotes --- "I thought everything on the internet was true!"

"If you wanna get all creepy pinhead, I know a guy."

"Ethics will get you nowhere, Microphone."

"Welcome to Meeple! Where the future is so yesterday,"

"Yeah, midnight! Normally my bedtimes's like... 7:46! I feel so rebellious."

"Horseplay is my middle name."

"Greetings and salutations! I am your host, MePhone4! And this, is Inanimate Insanity!"

"But what happens when the new becomes old? When the future becomes yesterday?"

"I've had it rough lately, ya'know. I was sued, tried in court, jailed, brutally sneezed on, and nearly glitched into submission."

"This cookie pizza's gonna rock their socks off. Ya'know, hopefully they're wearing socks, or this plan could go horribly wrong."

"You crashed a plane into my hotel!"

"I hate you! That's why I poisoned your cookie! Prepare to die in four seconds!"

"I didn't think it was possible, BUT YOU'VE REACHED NEW LEVELS OF NONSENSICATLITY!"

"Betrayal is inevitable. The clock is ticking. Tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock..."

"I need a vacation."

"I merely pretended to be an idiot, not to be seen as a threat, and to make the viewers like me more."

"Take it. Take it. Take it. Fan, take it!"

"Buy a chair!"

"OMG guys, Balloon's coming! Like, everyone get into like, background mode."

"I like bears. Alright, wilderness!"

"I need to save Mistah Phone! You always get to help him! I want my chance!"

"♫ She made me see that I needed her, but can't you see? She broke my heart on the beat, oh- whoa! All I want do is go to a party! Party! Yeah! ♫"

"Look, I'll be frank with you Marsh. And I don't even know who Frank is."

"Now voters, Nick-Le wasn't somebody up for elimination. If you wanted to vote for Nickel: Lurne Hao Too Cspel."

"YOU'RE TELLING ME NOT TO WORRY? I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO DOES ANYTHING FOR THIS TEAM!"

"SOURCREAM!"

"No! Yang will never calm down! I now realize why we were put together, so we can balance each other out!"

"Mistah Phone! I noticed this big ugly plant in your backyard! Do you want me to trim it down for ya?!"

"Knife! How could you burn your own Friend? Ya'know, sometimes you can be a real-"

"No fair! The tree is rigged!"

"Yeah yeah, enough with the six hour speeches."

"Hey Nickel, how's it going?"

"T- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- take the baton!"

"Okay, I have no idea what an appliance is, so let's just be friends."

"When will you see? I am destined to be your replacement. You're DVD, and I'm Blu-Ray."

"Guess your little strategy ends here. Karma's a beautiful thing, isn't it?"

"Now, listen to the story of just how irritatingly pathetic you are and thereby how much you need me."

"But I'm probabl- probabl- probabl- probabl- probabl- probabl- probabl- probabl- probabl- probabl- yyyyyyyyy- fine."

"That's right! I made little cards with colored paper and glitta and everything! You like 'em?"

"A disqualification! Another possibility unexplored! My perfect world is crumbling before me!"

"This urge to clean- it's like a bizarre defense mechanism! A spider, crawling on my back waiting to BITE ME."

"They're not idiots! They're artists! Those two aren't necessarily related! Gosh!"

"Sourcream!"

"I'm so hyped! I heard it makes your wildest dreams look meaningless by comparison!"

"You're a jock, and I'm a jerk. Big difference."

"I lost to a cardboard box? He's not even alive!"

"Suitcase. You're ruining the show."

"The physical flat, and the personality-flat."

"Look, a good team leader puts the team ahead of himself. You're doing just that! It's something most of us aren't even capable of."

"Alright, coolness!"

"Consider them raised!"

"You want to paralyze him! Wha- you don't do that!"

"In that case, I'd like to invoke the "Her Loss" clause. HER LOSS!"

"She's eliminated right? Outta sight, outta mind! Makes you think about me, huh?!"

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