OJ and Suitcase: Welcome to the OSC!
OJ and Suitcase: Come in, have no fear!
OJ and Suitcase: You're one of us now!
OJ and Suitcase: (Haha, ha, ha!) WE'RE ALL MAD HERE!
Cabby: A lost cabinet inside a maze, she asks for help but receives riddles, receives threats! Lost for days, remains unfazed, I play your games and either way, I LOSE MY HEAD! Two truths and one lie, the time flies as this madness descends, what begins, and what ends? Who am I? Who are you? What's a lie? What is true? How can I find a way out when what's left appears right, and what's right always wrong? Clinging to sanity, or embrace the fantasy?
Cabby: You seem to walk for miles, met with feline smiles, as grins begin to turn to scowls...
OJ and Suitcase: You're one of us now!
Cabby: Crimson red hearts, stone from the start, bet'cha, they're beating now! Files and cards, yeah, I'll tear them apart, 'cause my friends need feeding now!
Cabby: Send kind regards, drop the facade, contestants, hear my vow! I'll embrace this OSC crown, I only paint in red now!
Cabby: Wailing and tears, sweet music I hear, sweat beading on your brow! Now, would you deny me, my right to reply?! You see, I'm not done yapping, so let's see you bow!
Cabby: No way out in sight, so try if I might, I'm giving up, oh, I'll embrace this OSC crown, I only paint in red now!
Cabby: Looking in the looking glass~
OJ: (I trip, I fall, from big to small, I just want home, IT'S NOT MY FAULT!)
Suitcase: (You trip, you fall, from big to small, you just want home, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT!)
Cabby: Chasing time, it moves so fast~
OJ and Suitcase: (You sip, you smile, just stay a while! Put down your mind and JOIN THE WILD!)
Cabby: My threads of thoughts are fading, impulsive webs invading, OSC words coming out of my mouth!
OJ and Suitcase: You're one of us now!
(Chorus repeat)
Cabby: I'll speak in rhymes, if riddles you seek, I'll give you riddles recite 'em for free! Are you scared of me? ARE YOU SCARED OF ME?!
Cabby: The clock's run out, too late to wake up, I'm locked under this nightmare's thumb, begging you hide and run, WHAT HAVE I BECOME?!
Adam: Cabby, sweetheart, time for the next season! Cabby? Cabby...? (gasp) CABBY!
(Chorus repeat)
Adam: (Brian, come quickly!)
Brian: (What is it?)
Adam: (I don't know what's wrong with her!)
(Chorus continues as Cabby sings)
Cabby: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE SHOW ME THE WAY OUT?! I'M NOT SURE WHO I AM OR HOW!
Cabby: I'M PART OF OSC NOW! CHASING DOWN SANITY 'TILL I DROP, MIND RUNS AWAY AND IT JUST WON'T STOP! PLEASE, I AM BEGGING YOU, JUST LET ME OUT!!!
Cabby: I only paint in red now.