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Recapper
Last time on... Inanimate Insanity, Pickle went on a date with his girlfriend that didn't go so well, since he forgot the sandwiches and ate her instead, much to Marshmallow's disgust, who then heard a noise that she assumed was nothing, but was actually this guy. Team Chickenleg was then given the opportunity to choose someone on their team that they wanted to eliminate, and while Balloon chose Salt, everyone agreed that Balloon's always been a real jerk and voted for him to be eliminated.
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(MePhone4 and MePhone4S are confronting each other.)
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What do you want?
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Clearly you do not stay up-to-date with Meeple news. If you did, you would know that me, MePhone4S, was just announced.
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So?
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So, I'm better technology. I am the new M5 chip. I also have new voice recognition technology.
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Are you serious?
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Siri
Actually, I'm Siri.
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Shut up, he was talking to me. Anyway, you're too old. You must be terminated!
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I'm only a year old, and I have cool prizes!
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Whatever, I have cookies! (He holds out a plate with a cookie. MePhone4 grabs the cookie and prepares to eat it, but MePhone4S punches him away.) Put that cookie down! (pulls out a gun) Now! (shoots MePhone4)
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Oh my gosh! What did you do?!
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Who cares?! I'm the host now!
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(The intro plays, but when MePhone4 appears, he explodes. The show's title has the subtitle "Under New Hostmanship".)
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(The Next Day...)
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(Pepper is speaking to Salt, Pickle, and Taco.)
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I hope you're not eliminated.
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Aww, thanks! (hugs Pepper) I hope I'm not eliminated either.
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Well, I hope you are. The only reason we lost is because you're on a diet.
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Well... at least I know how to swim.
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Shut up, listen to me! It's time for the elimination thing!
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(Elimination Time theme plays)
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We got 252 votes, okay?! That's a lot less than last time.
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Well, duh! You're here.
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Stop arguing, you know-it-all vegetable!
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I'd rather be a know-it-all than like you.
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If you don't shut up, I'll multiply your votes by two!
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Well, I think-
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That's it! Your votes have been multiplied!
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Hey! You can't do that!
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I just did! Moving on, we have cookies like I promised. (holds out an empty plate)
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No, we don't.
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Huh? I must have misplaced them earlier. Siri!
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Siri
Yes, Master?
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Get me five cookies, now!
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Siri
Processing cookies...
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(Five cookies appear on MePhone4S's plate.)
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Now we have the cookies. OJ and Bomb, you won immunity last episode, so you are both safe. (throws cookies at them)
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Bases like chocolate are not good for my acidic structure. (gives his cookie to Bomb)
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Thanks! (throws both cookies away)
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(MePhone4S calls up Adam.)
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Adam.
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Um, yes?
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You got five votes against you.
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Aww, that's horrible! Wait, who are you?
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(hangs up) With only 26 votes against him, Pickle is safe. (throws a cookie at Pickle) Only multiplied by two, but he still only has 52.
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(catches the cookie) Yes! (eats it)
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Taco, you are safe, because only 58 viewers voted for you. (throws a cookie at Taco)
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(catches the cookie in her mouth, then spits it back out) Bleh!
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Salt and Pepper, you two got the most votes.
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Wait, but that means-
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Yes. One of you is going to be eliminated, and I couldn't be happier!
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Pepper & Salt
Oh my god, no! (They hug each other.)
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Shut up, or you'll both be eliminated! Pepper...
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Yes!
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...is eliminated with 102 votes! Salt got 61 votes, so yeah, she's safe.
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(MePhone4S throws a cookie to Salt. Pepper gasps in horror, and the Fist Thingy punches both her and Salt. Salt and Pepper screaming while dramatic music plays as the two reach out for each other in the air. They take each others' hands, then smile at each other and let go. Pepper gets sent into the cage on Idiotic Island, while Salt crashes into the bars of the cage and falls to the ground.)
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No, Pepper!
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Shut up about your girlfriend! Anyway, next contest is deadly and hilarious, especially when you die!
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That's a little homicidal.
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Shut up!
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(whispering to OJ) I hate him.
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(pops up from under OJ) I hate you! That's why I poisoned your cookie! Prepare to die in four seconds!
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Hey, that's- (spasms, then faints)
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Hey, you killed our alliance member!
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What are you going to do about it? Moving on. The challenge is to get across this quicksand. That's it! Oh, yeah, and we're breaking up the teams again!
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Why?
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Because friendship is dumb! The three not to finish will be up for elimination. Now go, you worthless beings!
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(OJ and Paintbrush try to cross the quicksand, but fall in and get transported to a smaller patch of quicksand by the side.)
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There has got to be a way over there.
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(Marshmallow throws Apple into the quicksand, then uses her as a stepping stone to jump across.)
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Marsh gets immunity, and I applaud your evilness!
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(OJ is back at the starting point.)
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How do we get over there? Any ideas, Taco?
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(Taco spits lemons all over the quicksand.)
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Wow, thanks!
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(OJ and Taco jump across on the lemons.)
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OJ and Taco are safe.
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Seriously, this guy is getting so annoying. I wish we could get the old MePhone back.
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(yelling at Apple in the background while OJ is talking) Do it! Do it now!
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Maybe we can! (takes out a remote control) I have this time machine I got from Wal-Mart.
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SOUR CREAM!
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(Marshmallow presses the button on the remote control, warping herself, OJ, and Taco away.)
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(November 30th, 2011 - Day Of MePhone's Death)
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(The trio warps in behind a bush nearby to where MePhone4S is confronting MePhone4.)
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It worked! We're back to the exact time he was shot! Now quick, only pause time, and replace MePhone4 with this dummy, which I got from Wal-Mart!
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Uh, wow. Wal-Mart has everything.
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Yes, yes it does. Now go, OJ!
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(MePhone4 grabs MePhone4S's cookie and prepares to eat it, but MePhone4S punches him away.)
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Put that cookie down! (pulls out a gun) Now!
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(MePhone4S shoots at MePhone4, but the bullet freezes in mid-air. OJ cautiously leans into frame, before switching MePhone4 out with a dummy. Time unfreezes, and the dummy gets shot instead. Marshmallow looks on in satisfaction.)
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(Cut to Paintbrush and Apple in front of the quicksand.)
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Oh no, we better think of something quick! Uhh... Aha!
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(Apple kicks the crying Salt into the quicksand, and she and Paintbrush jump on her to cross.)
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Paintbrush and Apple win immunity, there is only one spot left! Oh, the suspense!
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(stuttering) Salt, why aren't you trying?
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I want to be alone!
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(Salt slaps Bomb, who explodes. She is sent flying and lands on the other side of the quicksand.)
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Salt wins too! That's it!
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(regains consciousness) Ugh... What happened?
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You're up for elimination!
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What?
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OMGAH! We barely had like, five minutes!
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Shut up!
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(from behind MePhone4S) I may be old, but I'm the host, and this is my show, no matter how insane your technology is. So give it up!
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This show is mine now! It belongs to me, you outdated technology!
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(MePhone4S tackles MePhone4 and tries to push him into the quicksand. However, MePhone4 swipes MePhone4S's screen, turning his wallpaper into a Hello Kitty wallpaper.)
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Gah! What have you done?!
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(MePhone4 throws MePhone4S into the quicksand.)
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Noooo...! (gurgles as he drowns)
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But, how did you get back here? I thought you were terminated!
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Well, you see, we went back in time and replaced MePhone with a dummy... (fast forward as he talks)
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(puts her hand over OJ's mouth) Stop. Like, seriously. You're boring me with your science talk.
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Well thank God he's gone. But now Pickle, Lightbulb, and Bomb are up for elimination. Vote for one of them to be eliminated before December 7th, 2011. And don't forget, vote for one of them by typing in the comments section below.
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(Cut to Marshmallow and Apple. Apple is glaring at Marshmallow.)
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So, uh, no hard feelings, right? (She laughs nervously. The screen turns black, and the sound of Apple slapping Marshmallow is heard.) Ow! Uh, well, I guess we're even now, then.
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Yeah!
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(Credits)
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