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| Episode | Gallery | Transcript |
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- I'm alive? But we were falling! That was the most tormenting, terrifying experience of my life! How are we back!
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Hmmm, let's retrace our steps. I was like "Yeah!". And she was like "No way!". And then I was like "Yeah way!". And then she was like "Oh my gosh like seriously-"
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As Salt was talking, cuts to the contestants except OJ and Pepper leaving by jumping off the cliff.
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"-no way!" And then I was like "Yeah girlfriend, hey". And then she was like "Honey please". *Sigh* You know, I really miss Pepper. It's been 1 hour, 27 minutes and 34 seconds since I last saw her."
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Oh, she's right there.
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Scene shows only OJ, Salt and Pepper left on the cliff.
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Salty Salt!
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Salt and Pepper reunited with each other.
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Oh, finally!
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It's been like so so so long! I have so much to tell you! She was like "Girlfriend, stop like come on". And I was like "Stop, you're joking"
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OJ falls off the cliff. Intro Plays.
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So, I won last time. Where's my prize? I demand a prize! NOW!
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Where did that attitude come from? Alright Balloon, last time you and Lightbulb jumped into the safe zone before the rest of the contestants, which means you two get to pick the teams.
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Omga! Really? Cool!
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Yeah, thanks to Taco.
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SPRINKLES!
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So Lightbulb, you can choose first.
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How come he gets to choose first? What about me?
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Well, if you remember, Lightbulb fell into the water before you, so he gets to choose first.
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Hmmm, Nickel, come over here! You and those little kickers of yours can be on my team.
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You've made a wise decision, Lightbulb. You won't regret it.
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Well, I choose Pickle. After his brave cliff dive, I now realize-
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Yeah, yeah. Enough with the 6-hour speeches!
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Thank you. I thought he will never shut up.
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Yeah, chosen first, that's awesome!
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Second. You were chosen second.
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Balloon, how could you?!
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Nickel, how about we choose Knife? He's strong, right?
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Fine, whatever.
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Yeah, you better choose me. Now I don't have to beat you up.
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Whew, that's a relief. I was so terrified.
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Knife punches Nickel.
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Ow! Is this like your thing now?
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Hey Balloon, let's choose Taco.
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No way! Let's pick someone who is actually useful to the team.
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Hey, you picked me third! Taco, get over here you can be on our team.
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What?! I didn't agree to that!
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Paintbrush is tall, he can come in handy someday.
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Well actually-
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Oh so now height is all that matters, huh?
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Listen, uh Painty, you can be in if you crouch.
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*Sigh*
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OJ, buddy! Get over here!
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Baseball, you have to be on my team!
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Yeah, I agree! Pepper can't be chosen-
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Like did I hear my name? Like I love my name. It's got the "P" noise like "Puh". puh puh puh- ehhhhhhhh- Pah! I'm here now.
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Balloon, OJ, and Pickel groan in disgust.
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Let's choose Marshmallow!
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Oh great! A tiny weak object.
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Huh? Can't we get along?
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No, it's us smallies against the world.
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*Sigh* They'll never respect us.
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Hey guys, how about we choose Salt. She's cool, right?
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Like, did I hear my name?
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NO YOU DIDN'T! Let's choose Bomb. He has lots of exploding fun.
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HAHAHAHAHA
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That wasn't funny at all.
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Hmm... Paper or Salt? Which one should we choose?
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Definitely Paper, he's cool. Plus I don't feel like listening to Salt like "OMG", like "No way".
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Oh wa uh uh!
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Hey Salt! That means you get to be on my team now! Come on!
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Well, hmmm... Okay!
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Now all of the contestants are assigned to teams. So each team must pick a team name.
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Well, just because we are so epic, how about Team Epic?
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Yeah!
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It's perfect!
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Okay, you are now Team Epic. And Balloon's team, choose a name please.
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CHICKENLEG!
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Okay, Team Chickenleg it is.
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What? NO!
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Yes! Now that the teams are picked, we can move on to the challenge!
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Scene cuts to the contestants facing some lemon trees.
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If you noticed, there are two large lemon trees behind all of you.
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Large?
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Hey, I found our tree! HA!
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Knife punches the apple tree in front of him.
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Apple Tree 1
Silence your fists! We're not mere trees. We are apple trees!
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Apple Tree 2
Yeah! Make like our apples and rot!
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Marshmallow eats an apple, not realizing it is rotten. She then throws it onto the ground and screams.
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What the- Those weren't there 3 seconds ago.
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No they were not. Anyway, you have to take the lemons from your tree and put them in your team's respective baskets. The team with the most lemons in their basket at the end of the 3 minute time period wins. Got it?
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Well actually, I had a question about-
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Start!
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Nickel climbs a tree, making silly grunting noises along the way.
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Baseball the backboard! Heh. GO GO!
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Nickel throws the 3 lemons and 1 apple down. They hit Baseball, while Paintbrush collects them.
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Ow, ow, ow, ow!
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Uh, I mean it's still fruit, right?
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Paintbrush puts the lemons into the team's basket. The TV registers it as "3". When Paintbrush puts the apple in, the TV registers it as "-1".
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Apple Tree 2
Serves you right!
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Apple Tree 1
You THIEF!
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Cuts to Team Chickenleg.
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Let's use the useless one to our advantage.
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You're going to have to be more specific.
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Balloon kicks Taco to the lemon tree.
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O-o-o-o-o-okay, that was kind of harsh.
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Who cares, it worked, didn't it? Hurry up Taco, gives us the lemons!
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SOUR CREAM!
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OJ, don't you know? Taco d-doesn't speak English, only French and s-some other words.
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We're so DOOMED!
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Paintbrush puts more lemons into their basket. There are now 3 lemons in the basket, while none for Team Chickenleg.
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Urghh, NO! Come on!
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Team Epic continues to get more lemons in their basket. There are now 12 of them inside the basket.
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You could be nicer to Taco and I. Especially after picking me literally fourth!
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What! I picked you third- I- I mean- first! I picked you first!
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Now you're just picking a fight!
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Pickle kicks Balloon onto the tree.
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AAAAAAAAA!
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Cuts to Knife and Paper together.
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Hey, hey Paper? I uh, got something.
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Knife points to his bag labelled "Knife's Bag of Tricks". He grabs something from the bag.
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Portable DVD player. Wanna like, not compete? Watch the best show ever?
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You mean, Desperate Houses?
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I knew I liked you!
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Scene cuts to the DVD screen. It shows two houses.
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Townhouse
Don't cheat on me!
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Apartment
Huh?
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No Apartment! Don't cheat on Townhouse! She's so sweet.
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It's... so... saaaaad!
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Cuts to Balloon landing on the tree.
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Woah, I'm in the tree, but there aren't any lemons in here! No fair! The tree is rigged!
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Balloon, nature can't be rigged. It doesn't work that way.
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How are there no lemons in our tree?
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20 seconds left, and it looks like Team Chickenleg- BOCK BOCK- is pretty much doomed.
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Oh great. You know what, Taco? This is all YOUR fault! Taco, you SUCK!
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Balloon kicks Taco, who then spits out most of the lemons she ate into the basket. There are now 31 lemons in Team Chickenleg's basket, compared to 32 in Team Epic.
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What... the-
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Don't worry guys, we're still in first place, and there's only a couple seconds left.
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Taco spits out the remaining lemons into her team's basket. There are now 33 lemons in their basket.
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Time's up! And the score is 33 for Team Chickenleg. And 32 for Team Epic. So Team not-so-Epic loses. They'll be voting one of their members off today.
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You know Nickel, if you didn't toss over that apple, we would have won!
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You know Knife, if you just did anything, it might have helped!
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We were watching Appointment Television.
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You guys are so eliminated.
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Elimination Time Plays.
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Alright, all the votes are in, and it's time to see which contestant will leave the game... forever! Each episode, if you're safe, you'll get a little gifty gift! I have a hot plate of chocolate chip cookies. Now Baseball, you received no votes against you, so you get to stay for another episode.
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MePhone4 tosses an apple to Baseball.
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Wh- what happened to the cookies?
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That is a cookie.
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Meanwhile on the plate MePhone4 is holding, all that is left on it are cookie crumbs.
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This is literally not a cookie.
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Paintbrush, Lightbulb and Nickel, also received no votes.
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Paintbrush, Lightbulb and Nickel got their apples.
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Cookie? Cookie!
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Lightbulb eats a “cookie”.
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Marshmallow, with only 1 vote against you, you're are also safe.
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Marshmallow got her apple.
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Only one? But that means-
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I'm sorry Knife, my good pal. It was either you or me-
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YOU'RE NO BETTER THAN APARTMENT! YOU'RE DEAD!
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Is he? Let's find out! The first contestant eliminated is... about to be determined! You both received 3 votes, so it's time for a tiebreaker challenge!
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Cuts to Knife and Paper standing on a podium above water.
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You both are standing on a small platform suspended over a lake.
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Hey, how did we get on-
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The first contestant to fall off the platform and into the lake below is eliminated. Oh yeah, and you can't come back. Ever.
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You may have mentioned that.
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It's that simple, go!
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You actually think you can beat me up? URGH!
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Knife punches Paper down from the platform.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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Paper manages to hold onto the pole.
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Wha, that was close.
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GRRRRRRRR! HA!
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Knife throws a bowling ball at Paper.
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Ah! What the heck, Knife?!
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Knife throws more objects onto Paper, including an apple, Taco, and a dolphin.
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Ow, ow, ow! Was that a freaking dolphin?
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Bye bye.
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Knife throws a piano onto Paper.
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Wait, what!
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The piano lands onto Paper, forcing him down into the lake.
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Oh, uh. It looks like Paper fell off. So he is eliminated. That wraps things up. So tune in next time for another amazing episode of Inanimate Insanity!
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