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| Episode | Gallery | Transcript |
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Paper and Baseball trapped in a cage on Idiotic Island. Baseball is reading a book titled Where Babies Come From.
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Oh my gosh, t-this is- This is disgusting! I mean, storks aren't real.
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Ugh! I hate this place! I've already been here for three months! I swear, when I get out of here, I'm going to kill somebody!
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Don't even speak of that monster! He's trapped us in here! Besides, I'm more of a fan of the Android.
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Oh my gosh, just shut up!
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Whatever.
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Lightbulb flies screaming through the air and into the cage, shattering upon landing.
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Oh, and another victim is here. How delightful.
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The Chinese food flies in after her and hits Baseball in the head.
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intro plays
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MePhone4's phone rings. He answers it.
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Hello?
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Hey man, it's your producer, Adam!
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Oh! Hey, Adam. How's it going?
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Well, we kind of... aren't ready for a new episode right now.
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What? Why?!
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(as guacamole drips into a vat in the background) Do you even know how hard it is to obtain 1,000 pounds of guacamole in one month?
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I know, I know! But now what do we do?
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Well, don't you have those fan-created contestants backstage?
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Yeah?
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So, bring them out, and show the fans the ten that have a chance of joining the game! Duh!
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Okay, I got it. (puts away phone)
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Cut to MePhone4 in front of a stage with curtains drawn.
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Hello, all fans and subscribers! As you know, we had a little contest where we let the fans audition their own contestants. We chose ten contestants that we liked the best. We'll give them all a couple of words, and let's say 'em. (the curtain opens to reveal TV) TV!
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I have like 1008 channels!
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So... Where am I again?
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You're on the set of I.I..
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What's I.I.?
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Sure I'm pink, but I'm so manly enough to win this.
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Teddy...
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I'm so soft and cute, aren't I?
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Magnifying Glass is shown in silence with crickets chirping.
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(mumbles unintelligibly)
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(heavy breathing)
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'Kay? 8-Ball!
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My favorite number is 79.
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I can really help with English homework!
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And Bell!
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Ding! …Uh, yeah.
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And that's it! If you saw your contestant, that means you have a chance at joining the game! If not, better luck next time. Anywho, next episode, these ten will compete for a spot on the show! So see ya next time on October 1st!
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(to Dictionary) So, uh... What's the definition of "apple" again?
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(opens himself) If you look it up, it says an apple is an idiotic fruit with a very low I.Q.
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Speaker
If you vote for any contestant, it will not count for anything because it is NOT A VOTE! NO VOTING! I know you like voting but it isn't allowed this month. Perhaps you can next month.
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