(MePhone4 teleports to the Eiffel Tower, which is still painted from BFDIA 8)
MePhone4: Huh? Where am I? Paris?
Puffball Speaker Box: MePhone4? What are you doing here?
MePhone4: Oh! Puffball Speaker Box! I haven't seen you since the pizza-making challenge!
Puffball Speaker Box: Ah yes. I still occasionally enjoy eating Lightbulb's cookie pizza. (regurgitates pizza and swallows)
MePhone4: Rrriiight...anyway, I think I'm a bit lost. I was trying to get back to season 2...
Puffball Speaker Box: Well, you made it! Welcome to BFDIA!
(The BFDIA intro plays for a brief second before MePhone4 pauses it.)
MePhone4: No, I mean, MY season two! (the camera shows TV, with the paused intro on his screen, walking away) I guess this teleportation thing is trickier than I thought. I wonder how MePad does it...
Puffball Speaker Box: Tell you what; How about I help you get back to your show, because I'm NICE!
MePhone4: Really? Wow, that's actually-
Puffball Speaker Box: And because every second you spend here is damaging to my brand.
MePhone4: You really haven't changed a bit, huh Puffy? But alright, I think I'm ready to give it another shot. Hold on tight!
(The Rejection Portal teleports MePhone4 and Puffball Speaker Box away, while Evil Leafy appears. Cut to the Space Center at Houston.)
Puffball Speaker Box: This looks like the Aerospace Manufacturing Plant. Are we in Yoyle City?
MePhone4: Well, whatever city this is, we have a problem.
Test Tube: Houston! This is the Space Center, one of the COOLEST science museums in the world! But what's your problem?
MePhone4: I keep teleporting to the wrong places!
Test Tube: Mind if I take a look? (checks MePhone4's back) Hmm, there doesn't appear to be anything physically wrong with you. I'm guessing this is more of a psychological blockage.
MePhone4: AUGH! I don't have time for this! Can you fix me, Test Tube?
Test Tube: Hm, being a therapist is a complicated job. Why don't I just do rocket science instead? I can probably build you a spaceship from all the parts around here, and then you can just FLY back!
Hay Bale: Yeehaw! Howdy, TT! Are you coming to the rodeo?
Barbecue Sauce: The barbecue cook-off is about to start!
Test Tube: Barbecue cook-off?! Golly, I CAN'T miss that! Sorry MePhone, I'll help you later, bye!
MePhone4: Ugh, fine. I can do this. I CAN DO THIS!
Puffball Speaker Box: Are you okay?
MePhone4: Quiet! Gotta focus. Just deep breaths, aaaaand...
(The Rejection Portal teleports MePhone4 and Puffball Speaker Box away again. Evil Leafy appears at one of the ships. Cut to MePhone4 and Puffball Speaker Box falling from the sky.)
MePhone4: What the-? AAAAAAH! I'M FALLING! I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE TRIED TO GO BACK!!
Puffball Speaker Box: You're not falling. This is the Wills Tower Skydeck in Chicago. It has a glass bottom so you can look out over the city.
Fries: Actually, it's called the Lewis Tower now. (shows the tower's sign) I dunno how he pulled it off. I bet he's got ties with those Mob guys down there.
(Scene cuts to the four of the criminals from Everything's A-OJ, then pans to Pencil.)
Pencil: Hmmf, I look all wrong! This mirror is even more broken than that grody cup's teeth!
Rusty Jo: What did you say about me?
Frank: Dawgs, dawgs, can't we just chillax Chicago-style, like me?
(Scene pans to Frank.)
Rusty Jo: You look disgusting.
Pencil: Wanna beat this guy as a truce?
Hammer: Dibs on his legs!
Frank: Wait, no-(screams)
(They beat Frank up as Fries laughs while watching.)
Puffball Speaker Box: Wanna zap us elsewhere?
MePhone4: Uh, I... I dunno. What if we end up somewhere dangerous?!
Puffball Speaker Box: Don't be so negative, do it already!
MePhone4: This is getting frustrating.
(The Rejection Portal teleports MePhone4 and Puffball Speaker Box away once again, and of course, Evil Leafy appears. Cut to Seattle, raining in the background.)
MePhone4: Ugh. Just great. Stop the presses, MePhone fails again.
Puffball Speaker Box: HELLO, SEATTLE! Home of the Space Needy...
(Needle slaps her.)
Needle: Don't call it Needy!
Puffball Speaker Box: ...the Teardrop family reunion..
(Teardrop jumps in a puddle of water.)
Puffball Speaker Box: ...and coffee shops on every corner!
(Thermos runs out of the coffee shop screaming with a tiny Thermos on his hand.)
Puffball Speaker Box: Maybe we can have a rainy-day picnic! I've already got tossed salads and scrambled eggs. What do you say MePhone? (thunder plays in background) ...MePhone? Welcome to my MePhone unboxing video. (lifts the box) Haha, what are you doing?
MePhone4: I'm giving up, Puffball Speaker Box.
Puffball Speaker Box: What? Why?
MePhone4: Clearly I can't do this, and I just...it's been so long since I've been there. What if nobody wants to see me?
Puffball Speaker Box: Hey, listen. Host-to-host, I know that season twos are hard. There's all these expectations put on you. Even I needed to take a break for a while. But now I am back, and better than ever! And I know you can do the same.
MePhone4: Wow, I...that's so nice of you to say.
Puffball Speaker Box: Yeah, I'm nice!
MePhone4: (sigh) Okay, I think I'm ready now. I'm gonna go this one alone. Thanks for everything, Puffy.
Puffball Speaker Box: You're welcome.
(MePhone4 teleports.)
Puffball Speaker Box: Shoot, he was my ride. (Moments of silence) I guess I live in Seattle now.
(A parody of the Frasier intro plays with the title "'Puffball Speaker Box")