Cabby/Quotes

Inanimate Insanity II (Season 2)

“	It's perfectly understandable that you're a bit weirded out.	”
—to Suitcase in The Reality of the Situation

“	I gotcha, buddy!	”
—to Goo in Objects in Mirror

“	We know who you are. Here, I'll introduce you...	”
—to Suitcase in Objects in Mirror

Inanimate Insanity Invitational (Season 3)

“	Well, assuming you're seasoned to repetition, which is evident from a third season, I have on file here that you randomized the teams in the most recent season premiere. So this is just a guess, but it has been properly educated.	”
—Stranded in Paradise

“	I should've referred to my MePhone4 file prior to making that claim! The first item on his profile... he kind of sucks.	”
—Stranded in Paradise

“	I can tell you my internal dimensions if that's what you're trying to calculate.	”
—Stranded in Paradise

“	Knock yourselves out.	”
—Stranded in Paradise

“	Correction. None of us are "fans". Although I do happen to know more than most about the show. I suppose you can consider the majority of us... mandatory volunteers... against our wills.	”
—The Shame of the Name

“	My sources are my solace. And these files are my evidence.	”
—The Shame of the Name

“	Now Fan, if you want to learn anything, particulary the art of asking before TAKING I have a file on good manners that I'd HAPPILY RENT OUT TO YOU SHOULD YOU KINDLY REQUEST IT. In the meantime, DON'T... touch my stuff.	”
—to Fan in The Shame of the Name

“	So, how did things go?	”
—The Shame of the Name

“	Hooopefully nooot...?	”
—Snapshot Showdown

“	No, but she wandered off at some point in my presentation, can someone find her?	”
—Snapshot Showdown

“	Alright, focus on your targets everyone. OJ for Goo, Paintbrush for Bow, Candle for Test Tube and... I think I'll have a Silver Spoon...	”
—Snapshot Showdown

“	So, how do I look in the picture?	”
—Snapshot Showdown

“	Hmm... maybe I shouldn't.	”
—The Overthinkers

“	Some fascinating infographics I acquired from MePhone directly.	”
—The Overthinkers

“	I've been studying Clover's strange abilities since Day 1. And I've concluded some fine data: She's... lucky.	”
—Tragedy at 60 Feet

“	As long as Clover is heavily involved in some capacity and her fate is on the line, we shouuuuuuld be succesful!	”
—Tragedy at 60 Feet

“	I dunno Test Tube, it's clear you're not interested in utilizing my database.	”
—Tragedy at 60 Feet

“	Snollygoster?	”
—Tragedy at 60 Feet

“	Agreed. And that includes listening to others for insight!	”
—Tragedy at 60 Feet

“	Well maybe it is. Especially when some people have had a bad history of protecting eggs.	”
—Tragedy at 60 Feet

“	We are so so sorry Box, for our mishandling of the situation.	”
—to Box in Tragedy at 60 Feet

“	Wait... Why are they trying to make Clover laugh?... WRONG TEAM!	”
—Try Not To Laugh Challenge

“	Told you they wouldn't get it.	”
—Best Served Cold

“	I didn't know if I should trust this "aura" idea. But wow is it accurate! Plus it's JUICY and color coded! I can't resist that.	”
—Best Served Cold

“	Relax MePhone! Candle's just doing some very informative aura readings.	”
—Best Served Cold

“	First MePhone pulled that stunt and passed ME the blame then I lost most of my teammates! But... at least Test Tube is with me... She's a valuable mind and... hey I just wanna make things right with her.	”
—Best Served Cold

“	We could've gone so far... WHY?	”
—to Test Tube in Best Served Cold

“	You've got it all wrong, Test Tube! I- I liked you... I-... I can't believe you did this...	”
—Best Served Cold

“	That was not my intention! It's... to keep history... YOUR history! alive...	”
—Best Served Cold

“	Not yet. I need more answers. YOUR ANSWERS. How are you alive? Why are you here? WHAT ARE YOU!?!	”
—to Bot in Best Served Cold

“	Walkie Talkie here promised us all another chance. I assume to continue in the game.	”
—I Am Chocolate!

“	Guess the rest of us need to fend for ourselves out here.	”
—I Am Chocolate!

“	Now think, there has to be some sort of code here. What if I missed a key detail? AUGHH NOOO. I'm a failure! My beautiful files- wasted on me!	”
—I Am Chocolate!

“	Wait... TRANSFORMATION!!!	”
—I Am Chocolate!

“	I- I am...? AH! WOOO, I DID IT! Wow. I- I don't know what to say.	”
—I Am Chocolate!

“	Great job! Thinkers Forever!	”
—I Am Chocolate!

“	Hey, wait! You too played a very strong game. Sorry it had to happen this way.	”
—I Am Chocolate!

“	Wait, wait, wait. You too with the good-sportsmanship? Why? You just lost the game! This is important to you!	”
—to Test Tube in I Am Chocolate!

“	I don't get it, how'd she change her voice?	”
—I Am Chocolate!

“	TAKE A FOLDER! EACH AND EVERY FOLDER MUST GOOOO!	”
—Pesty Besties

“	At least... I have... You. Montgomery?	”
—Pesty Besties

“	Because I might have... Given mine up?	”
—Pesty Besties

“	Paintbrush really seems to think their game is in shambles after Candle's betrayal. But I know for a fact how strong Paintbrush is, I just need to prove to them how well I know it!	”
—Home Is Where the Heart Is

“	Stop it! This is a horrible idea!	”
—Home Is Where the Heart Is

“	Paintbrush, please, I'm just trying to give you the support you've always needed! Meanwhile all Lightbulb ever gave you was a hard time with her leaps in logic!	”
—Home Is Where the Heart Is

“	No, I'm Cabby, that much I can remember without looking, heh! I'm sorry, I know this... I KNOW this! Here! Bax-	”
—Home Is Where the Heart Is

“	Without them, I wouldn't remember anything.	”
—Home Is Where the Heart Is

“	In here. Not here. Once I write it down, it's as good as gone. No wonder Paintbrush doesn't want to be partners. I have nothing to offer.	”
—Home Is Where the Heart Is

“	No. This doesn't count. You GAVE me the answer! Just like every MINDLESS note I take!	”
—Home Is Where the Heart Is

“	Paintbrush, I, could never replace your real partner...	”
—Home Is Where the Heart Is

“	I admit it. It was selfish, manipulative... everything that Test Tube accused me of being. But the fact is, it's either you or me tonight.	”
—Friend or Froze

“	Wait... maybe it doesn't have to be you or me... what if it was you AND me? We can milk that advantage for all its worth! And maybe, save us both! Hey MePhone!!	”
—Friend or Froze

“	My-? My parents? They were so. SO... Not that it matters, but, I don't really know. I'm not sure if it's a memory thing, but I... often wonder. A- a- and I think really, really hard. I try to picture a face and it- it. Hurts. A lot.	”
—Spring on the Breakfast!

“	Spring on the breakfast~! Um... hello? Am I doing this right? I- I- I went high, but got no five.	”
—Spring on the Breakfast!

“	You are.	”
—to Bot in Spring on the Breakfast!

“	I can't believe something like this could happen. On our little island!	”
—Blue Buried

“	Oh, just wanted to mix things up! R-r-r-r-remix! Hah... yeah!	”
—to Lifering in Blue Buried

“	Lifering, I appreciate what you're trying to do. I'm just... not sure if everyone's comfortable with my methods. It's better for everyone if I just try to memorize.	”
—Blue Buried

“	It's... you!	”
—to Bot in Blue Buried

“	Oh, I'm so sorry your selfless act was all for nothing.	”
—to Yin-Yang in Blue Buried

“	How did he get SO STRONG?	”
—The Great Bluish Bake Off

“	Wait… Blueberry, you said you used oat-flour, and grapes, when under intense, heat become… RAISINS!	”
—The Great Bluish Bake Off

“	Blueberry… the cookie situation was a complete accident, you didn't know!	”
—The Great Bluish Bake Off

“	What was the minimum episode requirement?	”
—The Show Must Go On

“	Okay... so we need ten more episodes in five hours.	”
—The Show Must Go On

“	And I found this Lifesaving Lightswitch. I'd like to play it for Silver!	”
—The Show Must Go On

“	And then they have to find an Immunity Icicle to save Christmas!	”
—The Show Must Go On

“	Ready or not. Here I come!	”
—The Show Must Go On

“	It just feels like overcompensating to say you played this amazing social game.	”
—The Show Must Go On

“	To make up for Silver perpetuating a harmful stereotype about sharks, perhaps we could pivot to something more playful!	”
—The Show Must Go On

“	Ahhh! Story of my life! No one ever understands my true intentions! Why can't I depict anything properly??	”
—The Show Must Go On

“	A wheelbarrow.	”
—The Show Must Go On

“	STOP!	”
—The Show Must Go On

“	It's a stretch to think we'll be home anytime soon!! I feel like we're not even doing good work!	”
—The Show Must Go On

“	Even if we come up with enough pitches, how will we actually make the episodes in time?	”
—The Show Must Go On

“	My files are living documents, not glorified copy machines! This is the most anti-art sentiment I've ever heard! Right, MePhone?	”
—The Show Must Go On

“	You can choose to hold yourself to a higher standard, to value quality over quantity!	”
—The Show Must Go On

“	But it'll win me SELF-RESPECT! Maybe not the respect of others, but that's not because I try hard! The real shame would be not trying hard enough! I QUIT!! Who's with me?!!	”
—The Show Must Go On

“	Hey. I know better than anyone how hard it is to represent others accurately! If that thing can understand behavior better than I can... oh my. What if it can? Why'd you put that thought in my head?!	”
—to Balloon in The Show Must Go On

“	But MePhone, you're a machine!	”
—to MePhone4 in The Show Must Go On

“	That was very brave of you, Balloon. But I don't know when, or if, MePhone's going to be able to recover again. We're not letting you take him!	”
—A Jury of Your Fears

“	You know what? You're right. All of you. What we need is justice.	”
—You Can't Do This Forever

“	No, Balloon. After all the pain he's put us through in this competition, he didn't even have a reward for us at the end. It was all a scam for us to play his games. And without the unvitationals here, it would've gone on forever!	”
—You Can't Do This Forever

“	I'll stand aside, right now, and let you bring him to his… execution.	”
—You Can't Do This Forever

“	That's understandable.	”
—to Groscer in You Can't Do This Forever

“	I have my notes. Now let's change some minds!	”
—You Can't Do This Forever

“	No, Springy. I can't. Because you're soulless. You care for no one but yourself. Bot worked so hard to find themself, after they were trapped to live someone else's life. And now you're looking to do the same to this poor thing? You could never help this show. All you ever do is destroy.	”
—You Can't Do This Forever

“	Sorry? You want a sorry? Might as well, that's all anyone ever wants from me! I've said sorry for having files that help keep things straight. For trying at anything! And for being me. But despite everything thrown my way, when I felt like everyone hated me, I still tried to listen to others and connect with them! I tried...	”
—You Can't Do This Forever

“	So maybe I don't need to apologize for everything I am. Maybe, Springy, you were terrorizing my friend, so I saved them from you. And I won't be apologizing for that.	”
—You Can't Do This Forever

“	Right. Okay. I thought, after I gave the wrong first impression, I needed to explain these, or hide them. I started drowning in this false perception about them that everyone believed- that I started to believe. But… I can't be me without them. So, instead of laying down my sword and becoming what everyone wanted me to be, I marched forward. I helped form a new alliance, and stuck with it till I was the last one left, because nothing's more important than the friends you find out here. So, no more sorry's. Just… thanks for listening.	”
—You Can't Do This Forever

“	I- heh. I don't know. But for now, I just want to remember this feeling.	”
—You Can't Do This Forever

“	Good luck.	”
—to MePhone4 in You Can't Do This Forever

Exit Interview

Cabby Exit Interview (Part 1)

“	When Fan stole that file, I knew he couldn't be trusted, which is why I voted him out. But when I tried to build trust with Test Tube by willingly sharing files, that got ME voted out - if I could go back, I guess I should have just.. not trusted.	”
—Cabby

“	Would someone extroverted require constant input from other people to feel alive...? Why yes.	”
—Cabby

“	IT'S SPORANGE! ...Sorry, I just... I had to tell you. : )	”
—Cabby

“	Because they do! It's.. fascinating, frankly. Everyone runs on the same habits over and over and over again. Silver makes others work for him, Paintbrush obsesses, Bow (referring to Bot) is dead and inexplicably back alive with absolutely no possible explanation which is driving me up and I haven't been able to come up with a single feasible theory that works- everything in my files about them is accurate. They just don't want to admit it.	”
—Cabby

“	Hwhaat? File on myself? No, no no no no no no no, no that'd be silly, WACKY even. Do I look like a clown of a gal to you? Never, ever would I EVER even conceive of the mere NOTION to-	”
—Cabby

“	Ooookay you can leave now! Thank you for chatting with me today, by the way, byeeeeee~!	”
—Cabby

Cabby Exit Interview (Part 2)

To be added

Inanimate Insanity IV (Season 4)

“	I'm sure you all have a lot of questions... but fret not! We have prepared a theatrical presentation, to catch you up to speed and to soothe your anxieties!	”
—The Future Is Today!

“	Uh-oh! Ding ding! I'm late for a meeting. I have to roll. But your tour guides just arrived! I leave you in their capable hands… and feet. Tata!	”
—The Future Is Today!

“	They're the three guiding principles that we strive to uphold in our community!	”
—The Future Is Today!

“	Give it some more time, and trust the process. It'll all work out!	”
—The Future Is Today!

“	Look Fan, we appreciate that you hold us in such high regard, but that would imply that we're more capable than anyone!	”
—The Future Is Today!

“	It's been brought to our attention that many of you are... less than satisfied with the state of things around here.	”
—The Future Is Today!

“	Everyone, PLEASE! Let us not succumb to this mob mentality!	”
—Cob Mentality

“	Yes, this is us. But you know what isn't us? Judging people before getting to know them.	”
—Cob Mentality

“	See. This is exactly what we were worried about! The game becoming an all-consuming obsession!	”
—Run the Risk!

“	Lightbulb, are you all right? You don't look so good.	”
—Fan the Flames

“	No, I mean you're green! Look!	”
—Fan the Flames

“	And when are we going to tell them about, um... who we saw?	”
—Fan the Flames