Calm-Down Cabana

Calm-Down Cabana
Information
Name	Calm-Down Cabana
Type	Cabana
Location	Paradise
Appearances
First	"Stranded in Paradise"
Latest	"You Can't Do This Forever"

The Calm-Down Cabana is a location in Inanimate Insanity Invitational. It is a confession booth where contestants confess their thoughts on situations. Its name is a reference to the Calm-Down Corner.

Inanimate Insanity Invitational is the first season to use confessionals. They were previously done in other reality television shows like Survivor, which was an inspiration for Inanimate Insanity.

Confessionals

Contestant	Confession	Episode
Paintbrush	Well, I'd like to thank the academy. First the million, then the Groscers! By the way where am I?	Stranded in Paradise
OJ	Fine.
Goo	Yeah, sometimes my analogies don't "stick" with everyone, but, at least an awkward introduction is a memorable one right?
Cabby	I should've referred to my MePhone4 file prior to making that claim. The first item on his profile... he kind of sucks.
Tea Kettle	Okay hon, you are not about to throw me 60 feet to my demise. But I guess having a walking life preserver on your team doesn't hurt.
Yin-Yang	Yang: I do not appreciate indecision.
Bot	I have to say, that cab ride was really bumpy. And they didn't even have one of those little TVs! So zero stars! Oh but we won. So one star! Coolness!
Nickel	(Sigh) Looks like I'm bunking with the devil tonight. But y'know what they say! Keep your enemies closer. That, and, Box is quite convincing.
Fan	How is it that she knows everything? Like, right here: "Fan is not one to keep his composure," y'see that- wait a- d- that is a RIDICULOUSLY INACCURATE claim if I've ever heard one! Composure?! (Laughs uncomposurely) How's she even know that?! I gotta know right now!	The Shame of the Name
Tea Kettle	I'm not sure what I was supposed to say. Sure, it was a pretty fakakta name. But I could tell Lifering was really giving it his all.
Clover	What? I got distracted. Butterflies are soooo cute! Hehehe!
Test Tube	Fan's discomposure is... understandable. Even I'm not feeling up to par today. But Cabby's just got... so many notes! How do I compete with that?
Candle	From the moment we began, it was pandemonium. We all raced for the cameras as fast as we could. Just thinking about the speed of it all... makes me shudder.	Snapshot Showdown
The Floor	I wish I could be of more help here, but I’ve never been great with photos. I can’t even have a proper confessional cause they always use this angle. I will! Have! JUSTICE!
Tea Kettle	Tea Kettle: Gotta say, Lifering scared me with the raft idea at first, but now, (Laughs) it’s gonna scare EVERYONE! (Laughs menacingly) [Tea Kettle accidently steps on The Floor] The Floor: Ouch! Tea Kettle: What are you doing here? You didn’t hear that, did you? Shoot.
Yin-Yang	Yin: The pictures that were taken the rest of that evening were... not anyone’s best work.
Candle	This is Test Tube curled up in a ball. And here’s Cabby rolling down a hill. And this is when I finally got the flash to work.
Silver Spoon	No, I don’t know why she got those printed either.
Test Tube	Yeah, the night was kind of a blur for all of us.
OJ	I said peace till morning was impossible! But Paintbrush? They impressed me.
Paintbrush	Yes, I negotiated the great truce of 3:30 AM. We didn’t sleep till 5 since the negotiations took time, and no one signed anything since everyone passed out from sheer boredom. But I mean, hey, that was the plan.
The Floor	Thank goodness we pulled through. Also, I realized that if I move back a bit, you can kind of see me a little! Justice at last!
Silver Spoon	Oh they just love her. Off flying in her own little world. Always knows exactly what to do and say without trying at all. I've had enough!	The Overthinkers
Yin-Yang	Yang: Look at them! Plotting! No... SCHEMING! They don't want us in their team leader club because we're not nearly as tall as them! Yin: Yang's jealous. Yang: ABOLISH ALL THE LEADERS!
Silver Spoon	While Paintbrush wastes their time talking in circles, Candle will show me what gives her all of her answers. And then I'll ask it how to eliminate my enemy... who is Candle!
OJ	This was every day back at the hotel... I didn't listen to him then... I refuse to now.
Paintbrush	(Sigh) I think I need to take a back seat.
Tea Kettle	My luncheon didn't go quite as planned. So I needed a Plan B! And "B" stands for Box! This tough mama's not going down without a fight!	Tragedy at 60 Feet
Clover	Sure, sometimes things work out for me. But I think a positive outlook can will anything into existence. Without that, we'd all be doomed.
Silver Spoon	Everyone is so afraid of coming across as a leader that we're in complete gridlock. I'd expose them all as the hooligans they are but I'm on quite thin ice as is.
Balloon	Are we gonna build our contraption out of glass? Because they're being utterly transparent! And I'm gonna crack.
Goo	MmmmMMM!!! The conflict is TOO MUCH! It's like... when you're drawing with chalk on the pavement and it snaps MID MARK! Unbearable! Without that tension... we'd be golden!
Clover	Maybe Cabby was right... I do have a gift... but if so, I never considered the effect it could have... on others. That hammer was meant for me. (Gasp) Maybe it's a curse?!
Tea Kettle	Yeah, the relationship with Box was all strategy... But FINALLY! Someone appreciates my efforts. (Sniffles) And for that... I will always appreciate him...
Clover	To make sure no one gets hurt like Box again... I'll just stay away from everyone and everything I know and love... forever! Heheh... [Cordelia flies in] CORDELIA NO!!!	Try Not To Laugh Challenge
Tea Kettle	I'm so proud of my growing boys! I explained to them that since we're down in the numbers, we need to play smart. Can't hurt to make the big guy happy!
The Floor	The Floor: Stage fright? WHADDYA MEAN stage fright?! My jokes... heh... are just hiding... scared! Unlike me. I've only been hiding here for twenty minutes! Heheh. Paintbrush: Floory! The Floor: (Gasp)
Tea Kettle	Ugh, now we have no form of attack! SOMEONE needs to deal with that... nuisance.
Goo	Goo: Another satisfied client! At the... Cheer Factory! Bot: Cheer factory! Nice!
Cabby	I didn't know if I should trust this "aura" idea. But wow is it accurate! Plus it's JUICY and color coded! I can't resist that.	Best Served Cold
MePhone4	Everyone's been getting along so well lately! This ends now.
Goo	Sigh... I guess the Cheer Factory has become the... Cheer LLC...
Nickel	Y'know, it's incredible. I don't like a single one of 'em.
Cabby	First MePhone pulled that stunt and passed ME the blame then I lost most of my teammates! But... at least Test Tube is with me... She's a valuable mind and... hey I just wanna make things right with her.
Paintbrush	Back on The Thinkers, it really seemed like Silver was getting better... But now? Ugh... He's just a royal pain in my-
Cabby	Like listening to a road accident. OH now THAT'S a good analogy! (Laughs)
Test Tube	Do Cabby and I agree on everything? Of course not. Not even Fan and I agreed on everything. But, I wish there was just ONE thing. Then maybe it wouldn't... be a problem.
Paintbrush	Geez I really lost it again... I might be in for it tonight... but hey, it was worth it to see, heh... Silver... GET HIS FACE STUCK IN THE PIE! HAHAHAHA!!!
Silver Spoon	I have no royal comment at this time.
Test Tube	If I didn't solve the problem... then who would?
Paintbrush	He's living my dream and making it my nightmare! I have to stop this!	Out of Body Experience
Silver Spoon	Pay attention, all! I have inadvertently infiltrated enemy head-quarters. And now, I possess Candle's ability to FLY! A tremendous responsibility, yes, but if I use it right, then Best Reality Show Star will be my award yet! Just need to get this flame out...
Bot	Well that was weird. But the rhyme at the end was nice.
MePhone4	So I stretched the truth on the review score. After I accidentally CRUSHED everyone to death last episode, I needed something to lighten the mood!	Title TBD
Candle	I sense that pretty pictures will not be enough to mask the impending doom ahead... But I’ll do my best. They don’t call it "mystic art" for nothing.
Test Tube	Between the Cabby situation, and now Bowbot, I really need to keep it low-profile. So, naturally I had to be the director.
The Floor	Hey, I said I'd promise MORE self-control. 50% isn't so bad.
Nickel	This entire day, I really thought that this team valued my leadership. Valued... me. But... (Sigh) nope. It looks like all of that hope was... was cursed from the start.
Balloon	Yeah. Cause getting constantly ignored and forced to do extra work is totally “keeping me safe.”	I Am Chocolate!
	Down in the numbers or not, I love that we can finally play OUR way! Today’s going to be great!	Pesty Besties
Candle	I don’t know who on the team is destined to be the betrayer, or the betray-ee, but it’s my responsibility to alter the course of fate.
Cabby	Cabby: Test Tube claimed that I’ve made “people scared of me.” While she clearly miscalculated, I decided to be a helpful-Hellen and acquire friendships through a shared love of knowledge. Excited, Montgomery? Montgomery: Pachoo! Pew pew!
	Cabby: UGHHHHHHH. At least... I have... You. Montgomery? Montgomery: Pew.
Balloon	(Mocking) “He’s not the actual leader.” If we need to follow Silver’s commands, it doesn’t matter if it’s just to make him happy. HE’S THE NEW LEADER!
Cabby	Paintbrush really seems to think their game is in shambles after Candle’s betrayal. But I know for a fact how strong Paintbrush is, I just need to prove to them how well I know it!	Home Is Where the Heart Is
Silver Spoon	I would certainly hope someone is considering such an obscene option. They’d look so dreadful their immunity votes would never recover. But The Floor would! Win-win!
Bot	At the last vote, my alliance wanted to take out Paintbrush for being the “biggest threat.” But they’ve always been so supportive of me!... I just couldn’t bring myself to do it.	Friend or Froze
Cabby	I... CAN'T give it to them. As much as I would like to help my sole ally in this game, it would completely seal my fate. So, they need to go. And then... I’ll be alone again. It’s what I do best.
Balloon	(Sigh) Yippie. Just gotta be nice and agreeable. As always...! Smile till it’s over!	Spring On The Breakfast!
Silver Spoon	He may be a bother to deal with, but I know this is what she would’ve wanted.
Bot	Bot: As always, she just wants facts. Not myself. But maybe we can... make the facts fun, N-Slash-A? N-Slash-A: Facts fun.
Silver Spoon	When Candle went home, it could’ve just as easily been she who took that immunity cookie, and I’d be long-gone. I will never let anyone stand in the way of everything she’s given me with her sacrifice.
Cabby	Now I could have said I’m worried about reducing others to inaccurate depictions of themselves like I did with Bot. Instead I said-	Blue Buried
Lifering	Why wouldn’t she use her files? It’s like if I didn’t use my safety kit when I twisted my ankle running into this confessional just now. You gotta use what you got!
Silver Spoon	She’s had me run it 73 times. ‘Too fast,’ ‘too slow,’ ‘too theatrical!!’ Nonetheless, I shall stop at nothing to ensure her victory!
	I’ll carry that chariot a HUNDRED miles if it means we secure Blueberry’s vote tonight! I can put aside my royal-dues and focus, if it nabs me the victory!	The Great Bluish Bake Off
Balloon	Hah! Rich coming from the guy who literally vomits when he tries to apologize. Now he cares about doing the right thing, for SILVER?
Silver Spoon	I’ll admit, I may have lost my way a bit with the encouragement, the “palling around” or what have you. But I came here to WIN. And if everyone hates Blueberry, including the jury, he CAN’T leave tonight.
Balloon	Aughh, just one more time. On the original Sinkers I was here all the time. But, ya’know, who would’a guessed that I could tough-it-out and be the last one standing? Writing down nearly all of their names, from Blueberry to Nickel! I’m just worried that the jury might not take all of that seriously because they see me as... soft. So the best I can do today is illustrate my exciting tale poetically!	A Jury of Your Fears
Cabby	Although I’m up to my top-shelf with stress... wow! I can’t believe I made it here! I just need to remember that, whatever happens, I’ve been through worse. I had to make it all the way here after being eliminated, burned by someone I thought I had really bonded with. Which is my fault, for how I came across... But I’ve learned how to be better, and I’m ready to make it up to all of them!
Silver Spoon	WOOOOO! We made it, we MADE IT! All the proper planning and brilliant blindsides have brought me to my final duel with a couple of dunces! Unlike them, I used the viewer voting to sway the competition, I led both The Thinkers and The Looney Balloonies to victory, switching sides as I pleased, and now I am equipped with superpowers that’ll be sure to make me an iconic victor! First I slew OJ, the former king, and now his throne is prime for the taking.

Confessional Count

Cast	Ep 1	Ep 2	Ep 3	Ep 4	Ep 5	Ep 6	Ep 7	Ep 8	Ep 9	Ep 10	Ep 11	Ep 12	Ep 13	Ep 14	Ep 15	Ep 16	Ep 17	Ep 18	Total
Paintbrush	1	0	1	1	0	½	2	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	6½
OJ	1	0	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	3
Goo	1	0	0	0	1	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	4
Cabby	1	0	0	0	0	0	3	0	0	0	2	1	1	0	1	0	0	1	10
Tea Kettle	1	1	1	0	2	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	7
Yin-Yang	1	0	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	3
Bot	1	0	0	0	0	½	0	1	0	0	0	0	1	1	0	0	0	0	4½
Nickel	1	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	3
Fan	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1
Clover	0	1	0	0	2	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	4
Test Tube	0	1	1	0	0	0	2	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	5
Candle	0	0	2	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	4
The Floor	0	0	2½	0	0	1	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	4½
Silver Spoon	0	0	1	2	1	0	1	1	0	0	0	1	0	2	1	2	0	1	13
Balloon	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	1	2	0	0	1	0	1	0	1	7
MePhone4	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	2
Lifering	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	1

Gallery

The inside of the Calm-Down Cabana

Trivia

• The Calm Down Cabana seems to be based off the confessionals in the Total Drama series and Survivor.
• Silver Spoon has the most confessionals out of anyone, with 13.
• Blueberry and Box are the only contestants to never have any confessionals in the Calm Down Cabana.

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