Inanimate Insanity II (Season 2)[]
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Called it! |
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| —Objects in Mirror | ||
Inanimate Insanity Invitational (Season 3)[]
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Wow, I win? Oh my gosh! |
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| —Stranded in Paradise | ||
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A fan? A fan of what? |
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| —Stranded in Paradise | ||
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Is that why my paint thingy never went off? |
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| —Stranded in Paradise | ||
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Woah, we lost? This is a new feeling. |
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| —The Shame of the Name | ||
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I don't mind it either, and neither does my wittle fwiend. |
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| —The Shame of the Name | ||
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Ha-Ho! Got one! |
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| —Snapshot Showdown | ||
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Who am I to argue with traffic signs? |
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| —Snapshot Showdown | ||
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Ohhh is that why you kept following me around? I thought I just had a little admirer. |
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| —Snapshot Showdown | ||
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Hang in there Cabby! |
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| —The Overthinkers | ||
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Sure, sometimes things work out for me. But I think a positive outlook can will anything into existence. Without that, we'd all be doomed. |
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| —Tragedy at 60 Feet | ||
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We can see if your method measures up. But! Only if you turn that frown upside down! |
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| —Tragedy at 60 Feet | ||
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Sorry Test Tube... Ha... I can't take you seriously still looking like that! |
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| —Tragedy at 60 Feet | ||
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Maybe Cabby was right... I do have a gift... but if so, I never considered the effect it could have... ...on others. That hammer was meant for me. Maybe it's a curse?! |
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| —Tragedy at 60 Feet | ||
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To make sure no one gets hurt like Box again... I'll just stay away from everyone... and everything I know and love. FOREVER! CORDELIA, NO! |
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| —Try Not To Laugh Challenge | ||
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Oh wow. I've been doing pie all wrong! |
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| —Try Not To Laugh Challenge | ||
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Uh... Mile High Pie? |
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| —Best Served Cold | ||
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Um guys?... this pie is waaaaay too high! |
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| —Best Served Cold | ||
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Oh no! I'm so sorry! I didn't mean for you to get all wrapped up in my curse! |
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| —Best Served Cold | ||
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Did you really mean to save me? Or did my curse compel you? I'm not sure you have free will in the situation, Goo... You just think you do. |
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| —Best Served Cold | ||
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Are we gonna- oh! Sorry! I talked over you. |
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| —Out of Body Experience | ||
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Five hours in and they're still evenly matched! |
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| —Out of Body Experience | ||
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Doesn't matter... Here I thought I finally stopped ruining lives... but instead... ...I ENDED THEM ALL! |
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| —Out of Body Experience | ||
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I think I know what's going on here. It's okay. I allow it to happen. |
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| —Out of Body Experience | ||
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Nickel, from this day on... and for the rest of your life...... I wish you... luck. |
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| —to Nickel in Out of Body Experience | ||
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Alright! Cordelia! Catalina! Cassandra! Jake. Let's fly! ♪ Until next tiiiiiiime! ♪ |
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| —Out of Body Experience | ||
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That's a perfect solution! |
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| —Blue Buried | ||
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Look Nickel. MePhone generated the hat for me! It’s so dumb. I LOVE IT. |
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| —Blue Buried | ||
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Don't you remember what I said when I wished you luck? One day you too would learn to share the wealth. But if you were so focused on yourself that you never tried using the luck to help others, then well, it sounds like that day never came. |
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| —Blue Buried | ||
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Cabby. I think it's wonderful when we try to change and grow. But I don’t recall any point at which you were particularly malicious or anything. |
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| —A Jury of Your Fears | ||
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But that was so fun! I would’ve done the same to you! |
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| —A Jury of Your Fears | ||
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Oooh, do you think he means me? |
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| —You Can't Do This Forever | ||
Inanimate Insanity IV (Season 4)[]
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Hi, everyone! I'm Clover. I'm excited to meet you all. |
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| —The Future is Today! | ||
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We don't mean you. |
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| —to The Floor in The Future is Today! | ||
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Now, on your your left, you can see the exact spot where Cobs passed away. |
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| —The Future is Today! | ||
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Since his death was caused by his vile nature |
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| —referring to Steve Cobs inThe Future is Today! | ||
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Uhh... don't worry. The hospital was our next stop anyway. |
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| —The Future is Today! | ||
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Why? Are you sick? |
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| —to Teddy Bear in The Future is Today! | ||
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But now it's all made painstakingly by hand. Much more authentic. |
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| —The Future is Today! | ||
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Well, fair is fair. |
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| —The Future is Today! | ||
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And, it lets you focus on the great ambience. |
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| —The Future is Today! | ||
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You know what? We're running a little late. Let's just take this to go. |
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| —The Future is Today! | ||
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Quick! Add it to the evidence file! |
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| —Fan the Flames | ||