Clover's Exit Interview[]
Intro[]
Brybee: Hello, Inanimate viewers! My name is Brybee, and here we go! [Engine revving, followed by the ring of a bicycle bell]
We have taken to the skies in a device of my own making: The Dynamic Fly Pedal Bike Leading Response Scoot. A bike in the sky! I named it: Goose. Inanimate Radio HQ has been searching the skies for a contestant who has gone rogue: the one and only Clover! And we must attain the ultimate interview. After triangulating her coordinates, I have taken off after her last known location. It may take a while for me to find her, but between my bravery and Goose's, nothing can stop us. Oh! There she is!
Clover: Oh! Hello there!
Brybee: And wouldn't you know, she's being propelled into the air by butterflies! Greetings, Clover! Mind giving us a little "on the fly" interview? [chuckles]
Clover: Yeah, sure, why not? I love your charming little flying contraption!
Brybee: Thanks, I named them Goose. Now let's ask some questions!
Interview[]
Brybee: What was your biggest takeaway competing on Inanimate Insanity Invitational?
Clover: My biggest takeaway? I took away all the misplaced luck and gave it to my pal Nickel! And I'm ready to find more places to take it! The flight has been extraordinary, and now, I'm looking for others who are a little less extraordinary out there who could use some luck!
Brybee: Has Box's... accident affected the friendship between you two?
Clover: I sure hope it hasn't! I should send him a fruit basket! No. I'm not sure that'd be enough to make up for all the pain I've caused him. Ohh... I got it! Fruit in the shape of a basket. How could you not smile at that?
Brybee: What's one thing you wish was different about your luck?
Clover: That everyone could have it. A means of equal distribution! Come to think of it, just like Floory suggested, I'd have accomplished it too if Nickel didn't interrupt me. Begging to keep the... "curse" all to himself [giggles]. I can see deep down he has a heart of gold. It was fun playing all those little games with him during the snapshot challenge [giggles]. He also helped me look inside myself to find my true calling: helping people! But yeah, that's what I'd wish was different. Oh... I'd also have liked it if I didn't kill anyone.
Brybee: Woah, it must be amazing having luck like that. To make up for any interviewing skills you fear you may lack. I-I mean, uh, general miscellaneous skills you might lack. Anywho, how did you come up with the names for your butterflies? And how come one of your butterflies is named Jake?
Clover: Oh! They told me their names. I speak butterfly quite well. [trills]
Brybee O...Oh... So... how can you tell your butterfly friends apart? They all look similar.
Clover: Oh, well, if you look closely: Cordelia tends to bob a little bit when she flies; Catalina is always precisely two to three inches above the others; Cassandra breathes a bit too loud; and Jake has less flaps a minute than the girls. But he makes up for it by being the lovable wittle scamp that he is. Don't you, Jake?
Jake: [High-pitched squeaking]
Clover: [Gasps] Jake! Family show! Naughty, naughty.
Brybee: If your biggest problem came from your luck hurting others, wouldn't that technically make you unlucky since you didn't want others hurt at your expense?
Clover: Wow, all this talk of hurting is making my head hurt! Next question!
[Thunder]
Brybee: Woah! Exciting! I think that's our cue for the lightning round! Fast answers! Phew! I am nailing this! What was your favourite memory from your time on the show?
Clover: Oh, stargazing with Bow and Goo! Cabby and Test Tube told us all about the constellations and how we-
Brybee: Next! Clover, why are there hundreds of you in my backyard?
Clover: Oh, my! Sounds like your lucky day!~
Brybee: Are there other animals you have a strong connection with?
Clover: Jellyfish! Bloop, bloop!
Brybee: Oh. Bloop, bloop! Chocolate or Strawberry milk?
Clover: Chocolate. Hold the milk, please!
Brybee: Goose wants to know if you find them cute.
Clover: Bryan? Goose doesn't talk.
[Powering down noise, Alarm blaring]
Brybee: Oh no! We lost the spirit of Goose harnessed by others believing in them! I'm gonna fall out of the sky! Oh no no no no no no—
[Bicycle bell ringing]
Brybee: We're on the ground? Oh, we're on the ground!
Clover: Yup.
Brybee: Your luck. It must have saved us!
Clover: Not quite. You looked scared, and I figured I'd let my butterfly friends help us make our descent.
Brybee: Ah, it was so your luck and it saved us and— wait. That's why the interview was so exciting too, huh? All the thunder and falling and basket-shaped fruit— it wasn't me at all! How can I be the ultimate interview without what you have?
Clover: Well, to be honest, I wasn't really looking to meet anyone new today. I just wanted a peaceful, quiet little flight, so if my luck had its way, we wouldn't even be talking right now. But, when you came to me with your little flying machine, I figured; "hey. let's see what this guy has to say". And that was all you. [Giggles]
Brybee: Oh. Looks like I beat luck to the punch! I didn't know I had it in me. Thank you Clover. Good luck wherever you go.
Clover: Thank you!~
Outro[]
Brybee: And thank you, Inanimate viewers, for joining me for this exit interview! As well as to our Inanimate Insanity patrons. With you, the sky's the limit. Right, Goose? He's still named Goose. This is Brybee with IPR, signing off!