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Scene/Script
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| Recapper
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Last time on Inanimate Insanity... Marshmallow asked Paper to play catch, and a bad throw made him turn evil, only for him to turn back to normal shortly afterwards. An insult from Apple led to Marshmallow purposely making a ba– (MePhone4 walks in from off screen and begins to push the recap screen away.) He-hey, what's going on?
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| OJ
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Why would you want there to be no recap?
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| Marshmallow
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Yeah, MePhone, that's the recap, you can't just get rid of it!
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| MePhone4
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It's not wanted this episode.
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| Recapper
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(over MePhone4's line) What? I thought I was doing a pretty good job!
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| (The contestants yell at MePhone4 as he pushes the recap off 60 Foot Cliff (Inanimate Island).)
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| Recapper
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What're you doing? What're you- No! No, no! MePhone! What are you doing?! Stop! I have a contract! MePhone! No! (screams as the recap hits the ground and explodes)
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| MePhone4
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So, in honor of our one year anniversary, I'm going to make everything just like it was in episode one!
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| Apple
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But wasn't it at sub-amateur level?
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| MePhone4
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That's the beauty of it!
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| (MePhone4 presses a button on a remote control, making the characters and backgrounds look like they did in "The Crappy Cliff". Bow and Apple disappear. Everyone gasps.)
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| Marshmallow
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What the heck? W-why is my tongue on the top of my mouth?
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| OJ
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This is hideous! Bow and Apple are gone, this place looks like a giant crayon drawing!
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| MePhone4
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(in his original voice by Christian Potenza) Greetings and salutations!
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| Pickle
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What the heck? Didn't the MeTunes update change your voice like, a year ago? This doesn't make any sense!
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| Marshmallow
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None of this makes any sense! This is stupid! This is embarrassing!
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| MePhone4
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This is Inanimate Insanity!
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| (The intro plays.)
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| (MePhone4 and the contestants are at the Elimination Area, which has changed to the first one.)
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| MePhone4
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So, everyone ready?
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| Marshmallow
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Oh, god! Even the first elimination area is back. Are you going to make everything suckers like it was back then?
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| MePhone4
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Yeah.
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| Marshmallow
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But everything is so bad! I don't think we could find it in our hearts to handle any more stupidness.
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| MePhone4
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Wow, that's just sad. (Marshmallow throws a rock at him, making him revert back to his old voice.) Ow! Hey! You ruined my voice!
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| Paper
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Uh, that's a bad thing?
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| MePhone4
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You're all so rude! I even bought a birthday cake for us.
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| OJ
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Wow, good food. That's new.
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| MePhone4
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Well, I'm not sure if I want to give it to you, since you had to be so unthankful. (Pickle complains unintelligibly.) Okay, fine! I'll give out the cake.
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| Pickle
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Yes!
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| MePhone4
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So, Paper, you won immunity. Here's your cake. (throws the cake in Paper's face) Now, for the actual votes. We got 341 votes in total. Marshmallow got 11 votes, so she's safe. (throws cake to Marshmallow) OJ is safe with 22 votes, double the amount of Marshmallow. Cool, huh?
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| (While MePhone4 throws OJ his cake, Marshmallow presses the button on his remote control, turning the animation back to normal. Meanwhile, before OJ can catch his cake, Firey intercepts it.)
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| Firey
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I got something! Oh, my gosh! I can catch anything!
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| MePhone4
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(grabs the remote from Marshmallow and changes everything back to the old animation) Bow and Taco, you guys are safe too, with 28 and 38 votes. (throws cake to Taco, who eats it, and at the empty space where Bow would be standing) Pickle is safe with 41 votes.
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| Pickle
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Yes! (gets cake thrown in the face) Ow!
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| MePhone4
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Bomb and Apple, you two got the most votes. Apple sure looks scared! (The shot focuses on Apple's empty spot.) Fine! I'll change back the filming. (uses the remote control to make everything turn back to normal)
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| Apple
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Wh-what? I have no idea what's going on.
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| Marshmallow
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Do you ever?
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| Apple
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Hey!
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| Bow
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Woah, where am I? This isn't Narnia!
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| MePhone4
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So Apple, either you or Bomb will be eliminated. Let's reveal the votes. (A drumroll plays while two bars, one for Apple and one for Bomb, rise until it's revealed that Bomb is eliminated with 103 votes.) Apple, you are safe with 98 votes. Here's your stupid cake. (throws the cake in Apple's face) And Bomb is eliminated.
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| Bomb
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N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no!
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| OJ
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See? That's what you get for betraying me.
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| (The Fist Thingy punches Bomb into the air as he screams.)
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| MePhone4
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It's the final seven! We're nearing the end.
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| Bow
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2012?! OMG, I thought that was a joke! (makes a distressed noise)
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| Marshmallow
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I think MePhone is referring to I.I., Bow. Hmm, I.I. sounds like a pirate reference.
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| Bow
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We just had a pirate challenge!
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| MePhone4
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What? No! It wasn't a pirate challenge!
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| Pickle
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(reminding MePhone of an eye patch he had of his wound) Well, I sure came out of it as one!
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| MePhone4
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Yeah, well, anyway, in honor of the first–
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| Marshmallow
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Come on! Stop with the episode 1 crap!
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| MePhone4
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Speaking of crap, in the next challenge, we're going back to Crappy Cliff!
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| Marshmallow
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I'm tired of you, idiots!!!
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| Pickle
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(gasps) You think we're... idiots?!?! (He and Taco look shocked.)
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| Marshmallow
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Well, to be honest, you all do so many messed-up things, and I've tolerated it for... a year! Seriously.
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| OJ
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I see where that's coming from, but you don't call friends idiots.
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| Paper
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Yeah! I actually thought you were nice!
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| MePhone4
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Stop arguing! It's our anniversary!
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| Bow
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Jeez, honey, it's not like we're married.
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| MePhone4
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AAGH! Well, yeah. We're back to the Crappy Cliff. Just land into the safe zone just like episode 1, but it's also a diving contest. You must do a cool dive and land into the safe zone to qualify, and the best dive wins immunity. So let's go! Get in single file line.
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| (All gets in line very quick)
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| MePhone4
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OJ, you're up first.
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| OJ
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I... can't... swim! Haven't I made that clear enough?!
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| MePhone4
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Then what did you do in the first episode?
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| OJ
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I can't really remember. I think I just stood around and didn't interact with anything.
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| Paper
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Well, it looks like I'm screwed.
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| MePhone4
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Actually, you're not.
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| Paper
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Wait... what?
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| MePhone4
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I'm introducing a new thing with the merge: If someone wins a challenge, they get a tool to help them in the next one. Paper, you won the last challenge, so here's a waterproof bag that you can put yourself in, and it would also shield you from the feces.
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| Paper
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Yay! Wait, what's feces again?
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| OJ
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Well, here goes nothing. (jumps off the cliff)
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| Apple
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Hmm, maybe if I throw this rock, I can hit Marshmallow off the cliff. She'll be done for sure!
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| (Apple throws the rock, but it misses Marshmallow and hits OJ, shattering him mid-air.)
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| MePhone4
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Uh... next is Marshmallow!
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| Marshmallow
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Okay, I can do this!
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| (Marshmallow jumps and does a spin while mid-air, but when she gets close to the water, she defies gravity and lands in the feces.)
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| Pickle
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Don't worry, guys, I have loads of experience from jumping off cliffs! Although my harmed vision due to last episode's events may keep me from doing as well as I normally would.
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| Taco
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Sorry cream!
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| Pickle
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Oh, it's okay, Taco. (starts to walk) I accept your apolo– Huh? AHHH!!!
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| (Pickle realizes that he has walked off the edge and falls with girly screaming down the cliff, but lands in the safe zone.)
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| Taco
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Pigtail waffles! (laughs and jumps off the cliff, then speaks British accent) Given my parabolic path in free-fall under gravity's influence and ignoring air resistance due to insignificance in the context of my diving speed, perhaps I have a 3/36 chance of actually making it into the water.
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| (Taco lands in the feces and laughs as she sinks.)
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| Paper
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All right! With my protection, I'm sure I'll do great!
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| (Paper jumps, but the wind blows him into the cliff wall. He turns into Evil Paper.)
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| Evil Paper
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I hate the world!! (turns back to normal) Huh? What... happe–? (lands in the feces)
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| MePhone4
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Apple, you're next.
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| Apple
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Um, how am I supposed to dive?
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| MePhone4
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Just push off from the ground.
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| (Apple jumps straight up, then falls back to the ground and rolls off the cliff. She falls screaming into the feces.)
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| Bow
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Yay, I wanna try! (spins around and does poses as she spins.) Whoa, I really need to take a seat. I'm dizzy... (lands in the safe zone, then vomits in the water)
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| MePhone4
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Pickle wins! Although everyone else did awful.
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| Pickle
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Yes! (Bow vomits on his feet.)
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| MePhone4
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(sighs) Well, anyway, the voters won't be voting this month. We are doing things like the first episode: no voting.
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| Bow
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So, who votes?
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| MePhone4
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You guys.
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| Bow
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All right, coolne- (vomits)
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| MePhone4
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But next episode.
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| Bow
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(behaving like Balloon) What!?
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| MePhone4
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Yeah, you heard correctly. Next episode.
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| Bow
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Oh, come o-!!
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| (MePhone4 changes the animation back to how it was in the first episode again, which makes Bow disappear.)
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| (There is NO VOTING!!!!!!! So... DON'T VOTE!!!!!! Next Episode Premieres May 1st, 2012.)
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| (Cut to feces area at the bottom of the cliff, at night.)
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| Apple
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Ugh, why do we have to jump into this feces?!
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| Paper
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I still don't know what feces is, but at least my plastic bag protects me from whatever it is! (Marshmallow gets some rage and pulls the bag off of him in frustration and throws it away.) AHH! Why did you have to do that?!
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| Marshmallow
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Sorry, I'm just a little tired of all these challenges.
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| Taco
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SOUR CREAM!!!
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| Marshmallow
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That still doesn't make sense!
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| (Credits.)
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