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| Recapper
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Last time on... Inanimate Insanity, Apple was wondering about when she'd get her pony from Santa for Christmas, and Paintbrush revealed to her that Santa's fake, which Apple wasn't too happy about. (Apple pushes Marshmallow into a campfire.) At elimination, there was a new elimination area and accidental lack of an intro that ended up being the closest one ever, with Pickle being safe by just one vote, yes, you heard that right, and Lightbulb being eliminated.
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| Lightbulb
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OMGAH! (gets dropped to Idiotic Island)
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| Recapper
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The next contest was to get a Christmas tree, but Apple was still freaking out and needed to be fixed, and then there was a chair commercial. Wait, what? Well, moving on. Salt tried to spend more time with OJ while they went to get the tree Pickle wanted, and Paintbrush and Marshmallow dressed up as Santa to try and fix Apple. It turned out that Pickle's tree was a small, pathetic one that he chose 'cause he felt like it needed him, and OJ barely avoided Salt's creepy romantic plans. (Bomb makes a weird noise.) After Paintbrush's and Marshmallow's failed attempt at fixing Apple, they just got an aluminum tree from Wal-Mart. However, MePhone didn't like that and had Team Chickenleg win since Team Epic's tree didn't show hope, good will, and joy, what Christmas is all about.
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| Paintbrush
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I don't care about that!
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| Recapper
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And for winning the challenge, Team Chickenleg gets to get an eliminated contestant onto their team that the voters get to decide on. Oh, and that includes Bow for whatever reason. And it turns out Santa is real, and MePhone didn't give him cookies of course, but he forgot to bring Apple her pony. So much for the happy cliché Christmas ending. And that's what you missed on... Inanimate Insanity.
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| (Nickel and Baseball are talking inside the cage on Idiotic Island.)
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| Nickel
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Hey, Baseball! I wonder which one of us is going to rejoin the game!
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| Baseball
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Well, it's obviously not gonna be Balloon.
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| Balloon
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Hey!
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| Paper
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(to Balloon) You're not rejoining, I'm rejoining!
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| Knife
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Well, I think it's pretty obvious I'm rejoining.
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| Nickel
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You?! You got the most votes ever! You're the last person here to rejoin!
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| Baseball
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We all have an equal chance.
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| Lightbulb, Paper, and Knife
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Shut up, Baseball!
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| Baseball
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Haven't I been through enough?! (holds up "Where Babies Come From")
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| (intro plays)
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| (MePhone4 is standing in front of the bars of the cage.)
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| MePhone4
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Let's see which one of them will join the competition.
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| Bow
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Alright! Coolness!
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| MePhone4
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You're not a contestant, Bow.
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| (The Fist Thingy punches Bow into the distance.)
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| MePhone4
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Fine. Everyone, hold on to something heavy!
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| (Everyone holds onto Baseball.)
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| Baseball
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H-Hey! I-I'm not that fat!
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| Lightbulb
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Well, you are getting a little bit chubbier around the edges.
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| (A spring sends the eliminated contestants flying out of the cage. Afterwards, Bow lands back inside the cage.)
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| Bow
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Haha, that was awesome, do it again! (The Fist Thingy punches her again, and she once again lands back in the cage.) Again!
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| (The Fist Thingy punches Bow again, and she lands in the elimination area with the eliminated contestants. A Rejoining Time theme plays to the tune of "Elimination Time". A disembodied voice asks, "That's a song?")
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| MePhone4
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One of you is going to join the game.
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| Knife
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It's a shame I have to look at that ugly face again!
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| MePhone4
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Knife, that's really rude!
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| Paper
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Oh, he's the rude one?! You locked us up in a cage like animals for months!
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| MePhone4
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Yeah, I did. Now let's get to it! 386 people voted!
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| Paper
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Let me guess. Knife got 0!
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| Knife
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Come at me, bro!
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| Paper
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Umm... No thanks...
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| MePhone4
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If you didn't get enough votes, you will get egged and sent back to Idiotic Island. If you rejoin, you get a cookie!
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| Lightbulb
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I mean, I guess that's fair?
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| MePhone4
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Okay, is everyone ready?
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| Bow
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Wait. (sits down on her chair) Yep!
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| MePhone4
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Now, the person with the least amount of votes was pretty obvious. Balloon received only 10 votes, the least of everyone!
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| Balloon
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What?! (He gets splattered with an egg, and the platform he is standing on flips over.)
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| MePhone4
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Lightbulb, because your elimination was so recent, 13 people voted for you.
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| Lightbulb
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Aww! But... do I get cookies again?
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| MePhone4
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Why would we give-
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| Lightbulb
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Please?
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| MePhone4
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Okay, fine!
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| Lightbulb
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Oh boy, what flavor?
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| MePhone4
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Egg flavor.
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| (Lightbulb gets splattered by an egg in slow motion, and her platform flips. As she falls, she passes Balloon, who is still slowly falling.)
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| MePhone4
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Next, with only 35 votes, is... Baseball!
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| Baseball
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What?! Well, then I really need a new book, okay?
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| MePhone4
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Don't worry. We got you a new one!
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| Baseball
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Wow, really?! What is it?
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| MePhone4
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(pulls out a book) Twilight.
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| Baseball
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What?! Noooooo!
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| (Baseball starts crying. MePhone4 throws the book at him, smacking him in the face. His platform then flips, dropping him.)
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| MePhone4
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Now we're down to final five!
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| Nickel
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Well, I just know I'm going to win!
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| MePhone4
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Knife, you only got 37 votes.
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| Knife
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Grrrrr! I'll be out soon, then we can have some more fun!
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| (Knife gets dropped and falls past the still-falling Balloon.)
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| MePhone4
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Pepper, your annoying attitude got only 43 voters to vote for you. (Pepper gets dropped.) Now there are only three of you left! Nickel, with 56 votes, you also do not rejoin the game.
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| Nickel
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What?! Well, at least nobody misspelled my name this time, heh.
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| MePhone4
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Actually, more people misspelled your name than spelled it correctly. We just knew to count it now.
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| Nickel
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Seriously?!
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| Nick-Le
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(falls on top of Nickel) I'm highly offended!
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| (Both Nickel and Nick-Le get dropped off the platform.)
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| MePhone4
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(to Paper and Bow) Now it's down to just the two of you. The physical flat, and the personality flat.
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| Paper
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It seriously better be me! How can you even put Bow up for votes?! She was never on the show!
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| Bow
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But they did, so they all get chairs! (She tries to grab a chair, but realizes that she doesn't have one. A chair falls on her from above.)
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| Paper
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Okay, if you get more votes than me, I'm putting you in an electric chair!
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| Bow
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(gasps) Will it have cup holders?
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| MePhone4
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That's enough, everyone. Okay, so the person rejoining or joining the game is... Paper! (The chart shows that Bow has 95 votes while Paper has 97.)
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| Bow
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No!
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| (Bow throws a chair at MePhone4. He catches it and sits down.)
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| MePhone4
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Man, this is comfortable.
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| Bow
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You'll have to pay for that. (gets punched into the sky by the Fist Thingy)
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| Paper
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Finally! I got out of there! (jumps off the platform, colliding with Balloon and popping him on the way down)
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| MePhone4
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Paper, why did you do that?!
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| (Paper lands with his back to the camera, then turns around to reveal a crazed expression.)
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| Evil Paper
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I swore that when I got out of there, I was going to kill somebody! And I keep my promises!
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| (MePhone4, OJ, Apple, and Marshmallow stares in shock. Paper then turns back to normal.)
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| Paper
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Oh... Sorry. I don't know what came over me... (OJ raises an eyebrow in confusion.)
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| MePhone4
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For rejoining with the most votes, 97, you get a gift! It's a piano.
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| Paper
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What?! You better not- (gets a piano thrown at him)
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| MePhone4
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(to all of the contestants) You are the final nine! Now the tenth challenge can begin.
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| Paper
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Well, then, what is it?
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| MePhone4
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We're going to the cactus desert!
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| (Bow falls to the ground behind OJ.)
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| Bow
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A dessert? Sure! I'll take a chocolate cake with whipped cream!
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| MePhone4
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Oh my gosh, how did you even get back here? Whatever...
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| (A giant magnet picks up all of the contestants and drops them off in the desert, except for Salt, who remains stuck to the magnet.)
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| Salt
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OMG!
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| MePhone4
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Sorry. The Contestant Magnet is also a real magnet. I guess Salt doesn't compete.
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| OJ
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Good! Her flirting made me sick.
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| Bow
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Her face made me sick. (The Fist Thingy punches her away.)
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| MePhone4
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There are lots of cactuses, and if you touch one you get stuck. They're really thorny. There is also quicksand, an electric fence, and even the Cacti Desert Monster! And he's said to be the most terrifying thing in living existence. Whoever crosses the finish line first wins immunity and another amazing prize!
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| Paintbrush
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Well, actually, I had a question about-
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| MePhone4
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START!
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| Paintbrush
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OMG, this is for like the third time!
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| OJ
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Bomb, look at all these cactuses!
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| Paper
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I'll save us! (grabs Bomb and throws him at the cacti, causing him to blow up along with most of the cacti)
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| OJ
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Woah, that was uncalled for.
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| Paper
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Just run, OJ! (turns around and runs into a cactus) Ah! OJ! Go on... without me...
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| OJ
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Okay.
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| Paper
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What?!
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| Taco
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(to Pickle) Hey, look! (takes a bite out of a cactus, then screams in pain and spits it at Pickle) SOUR CREAM!
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| Bomb
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H-hey, OJ.
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| OJ
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How are you back?
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| Bomb
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(stutters unintelligibly)
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| OJ
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Ugh, forget it.
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| Paintbrush
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(to Marshmallow, who is stuck to a cactus) Run, Marshmallow!
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| Marshmallow
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Well, I'm stuck to this cactus...
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| (Elsewhere, OJ and Bomb have reached the fence.)
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| OJ
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Look! Get me over the fence, Bomb!
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| Bomb
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H-h-how?
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| OJ
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I don't know, just do something! (Bomb punches him over the fence.) Not exactly what I had in mind, but how are you gonna get over now?
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| Bomb
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I'll just use t-th-threats. H-h-hey, you fence! I'm gonna blow up if you don't skedaddle!
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| Electric Fence
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I'm out of here. (jumps out of sight)
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| OJ
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What?
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| (Elsewhere, Apple walks into a cactus.)
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| Apple
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Ow!
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| Cactus
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Get off my thorns, little turd!
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| Larger Cactus
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I'm a larger cactus, so just shut up.
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| Paintbrush
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Awesome! I thought there was a fence here! Well, moving on.
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| (The fence comes back down right on top of Paintbrush, electrocuting them.)
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| OJ
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Oh no, quicksand! (A gigantic straw drops into the quicksand. The Cacti Desert Monster appears and sucks up the quicksand.) Oh my god, what's that?
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| Cacti Desert Monster
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My name is Tyler.
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| OJ
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"Tyler" what?
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| Tyler
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(demonic voice) Bungard.
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| (OJ yelps in fear, and he and Bomb run away.)
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| Pickle
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Okay, let's do this!
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| (Pickle tries to jump over a cactus, but lands crotch first on top of one.)
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| Taco
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SOUR CREAM!
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| (OJ and Bomb are right in front of the finish line.)
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| OJ
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Uh oh! Only one of us can win!
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| Bomb
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It should be me.
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| OJ
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Well, I think I deserve it. I'm smarter. (Bomb slaps him.) Grrr!
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| (Bow comes back down from being punched earlier and lands across the finish line.)
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| Bow
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OMG! I win!
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| MePhone4
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Bow! You are not a contestant! You know what that means? I- (His phone rings. He answers it.) Hello?
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| Adam
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(over the phone) Let her join! She's hilarious!
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| MePhone4
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But she’s so dumb! (Bow flies while screaming in the background)
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| Adam
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But that's just it! She's the funniest character ever on this show! You've gotta let her on! And that's an order! (hangs up)
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| MePhone4
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Fine, you can join! Let's at least give a contestant a chance to win too.
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| (Bomb pushes OJ away, causing him to shatter, then crosses the finish line.)
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| Bomb
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Yeah, yeah, I'm the bomb.
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| Bow
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Alright, coolness!
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| Bomb
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(flexes) Yeah, yeah, I'm the bomb. (explodes)
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| MePhone4
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Finally! Okay, you both win immunity, and along with that, you win a trip around the Earth!
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| Bomb
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(stuttering) Oh, I invite everyone but Balloon. 'Cause he's fat.
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| MePhone4
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Fair enough. Everyone is up for elimination except Bow and Bomb, who win immunity. So vote now, and for the first time ever, two people will be eliminated. The two contestants with the most amount of votes will be voted off.
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| (Credits.)
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