| Character
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Scene/Script
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| Fan
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AAH!
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| Fan
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Oh, hey. You're still up? Not a big talker, huh? You and egg would really get along.
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| (Baxter blinks twice.)
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| Fan
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No, of course I trust that Test Tube is taking care of him. But, she obviously only took him because...she doesn't trust me.
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| (Fan sighs.)
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| Fan
|
I don't know, not like I can be there.
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| (Baxter jumps off the bed.)
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| Fan
|
Where are you going?
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| (Baxter snips claws twice.)
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| Paintbrush
|
Fan... are you sleep talking... again?
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| Fan
|
Shh! Only a little. Sorry Baxter, finish that thought?
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| (Baxter walks and blinks.)
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| Fan
|
You're right! The only barrier separating me from the game is in my mind!
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| Paintbrush
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Actually Fan, there are show parameters in place.
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| (Fan gets out of blankets.)
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| Fan
|
Baxter you're a genius! Oh I see what Lightbulb sees in you now!
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| (Fan jumps out of bed and starts running.)
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| Fan
|
Away I go!
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| Paintbrush
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Wait, Fan! We can't just leave!... Can we?
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| (Glass shatters.)
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| Trophy (off-screen)
|
Ugh! My herbal tea! Ugh... at least I have my big jar of cocoa nibs.
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| Fan
|
Oh whoops, wrong way!
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| Trophy
|
Wait! Oh no!!
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| (Fan is seen running the other way, and the jar shatters.)
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| Trophy
|
NOOOO!!!
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| (Paintbrush sighs and Tissues knocks on wall.)
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| Tissues (off-screen)
|
Quiet down, Paintbrush, some people are trying to sleep! (Coughs and gags)
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| (Microphone opens eyes and is seen getting dragged by Taco.)
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| Microphone
|
Wha...?
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| Taco
|
Don't act so surprised, I have been dragging you on for a while now.
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| Microphone
|
(Snickers) Hey, at least until you inevitably "drop me too" or whatever.
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| Taco
|
Oh, inevitably.
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| Microphone
|
(Hahaha)
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| Taco
|
(Gasp, lets go of Microphone)
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| Microphone
|
Oof!
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| (MePad shown touching the gem.)
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| Taco
|
Shh! Mute it! (Grabs onto rock)
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| MePad
|
Sir... I never knew what you did to... save me.
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| MePhone4
|
Yeah well... I didn't want to know either. But I guess repressing my memories was a pretty short-term solution, huh? (Tapping the ground for MePad to sit beside him) (MePhone4 generates the Cobs painting Paintbrush painted in Episode 12)
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| MePhone4
|
As soon as I saw that smug face again, man... All I wanted to do was something that wasn't one of his "tasks."
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| MePad
|
And you accomplished that. This show is yours.
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| MePhone4
|
No, it's not! (Kicks the painting) I left to this island to rebel against him, making a reality show he'd HATE, but he created A.D.A.M, he tricked me, hired me AND Toilet, and not a SINGLE thing I've done has been out of his control! Not ONE!
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| MePad
|
Not even saving me? Why would he let that happen?
|
| (MePhone4 doesn't respond.)
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| (Ominous whirring sounds start happening. Taco whips out her gun, and MePhone4 starts glitching.)
|
| (MePhone4 generates furniture similar to Episode 13 's flashbacks.)
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| MePad
|
Uh... sir?
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| MePhone4
|
What... was that?
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| MePad
|
Processing... (Shows the Meeple Maps processing on his screen. Then shows a map of the island and various locations such as The Crappy Cliff, Hotel OJ and Idiotic Island) Contestant grounds. (MePad and MePhone4 teleport away. The camera cuts to Baseball and Test Tube, who looks very paranoid, and is clutching the egg)
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| Baseball
|
So, what if it made a noise?
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| Test Tube
|
So, EVERYTHING!!! Gee! have YOU ever studied an incubated species, capable of exopentially amplifying noises prior to emergence?!
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| Baseball
|
...Imagine I said yes, like, of course not. So what do we do?
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| Test Tube
|
(Pacing around) WE can't do anything... but I'VE prepared!!
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| (Test Tube puts the egg down and starts typing into the Soda Machine, which continues as Baseball talks again.)
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| Baseball
|
Oh, uh, you thirsty? Thir- ang- angry? Uh- "THRANGRY!!"
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| Test Tube
|
Oh, I'm not thrangy. I'm THURIOUS!! But do you know how productive anger can make you?! I'M RIDING THE WAVE HERE!!
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| (Test Tube smashes the Soda Machine and a pop can bounces out from the bottom. Fan is then seen trying to take the egg and Test Tube and Baseball notice him.)
|
| (Test Tube is about to speak before the ominous sound occurs again and glitches MePhone4 who walks into shot along with MePad, and starts generating various of items.)
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| (Lightbulb is revived with a trumpet sound.)
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| (The noise reaches space, and as Fan reaches and touches the egg, the noise stops.)
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| Fan
|
You're okay... I got you...
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| (A light shines and starts lifting Fan up to an Egg Spaceship* *Suitcase walks into shot and the reflection of Fan being lifted is reflected in one of her eyes.)
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| (Fan glitches and drops his phone.)
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| Test Tube
|
FAN!!
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| (The doors to the Egg Spaceship close and the screen goes black.)
|
| (Intro plays.)
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| (Test Tube picks up Fan's phone and Suitcase and Test Tube look up.)
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| MePhone4
|
He's here, MePad!! Cobs is here for me!
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| Lightbulb and Knife
|
Cobs?!
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| Microphone
|
What?!
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| MePad
|
Are you certain?
|
| (Shot pans to the Egg Spaceship, which starts firing at MePhone4 who jumps out of the way.)
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| MePhone4
|
(Landing) He always wanted a spaceship.
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| (The Egg Spaceship prepares to fire 3 lasers and MePhone4 generates a shield just in time as the lasers hit, which causes his shield to glitch.)
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| MePhone4
|
We need out. Now!! He took Fan, get him back!
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| (MePad and MePhone4 teleport away, and the Egg Spaceship prepares to charge.)
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| Test Tube
|
We can't let them get away!!
|
| (Test Tube grabs a giant blaster, and connects the taser seen in Episode 11 to the blaster, and fires it at the Egg Spaceship. She turns around and blows at the remaining smoke emitting from the blaster.)
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| (The rest of the contestants just stare upward.)
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| Test Tube
|
That won't hold for long. We still need to find a way up there!
|
| (Everyone gathers in a ground view circle and Baseball forces himself into a circle.)
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| Baseball
|
Anyone got a BIG LADDER? (Laughing awkwardly as the rest become unamused) Uh- th-this is a new approach for me... uh... Th-this is way too much, I'm sorry. (Awkwardly stands back away from the group)
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| Suitcase
|
We've gone up to space. This should be easy, right?
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| Knife
|
Yet MePhone ditched us again before he could give us parts, but at least he gave us a challenge this time. Worst of both worlds!
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| (Soda can is opened and Lightbulb is seen leaning against the Soda Machine.)
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| Lightbulb
|
Sorry, I drink when I'm oppressed. Which we are! Oh, we are...
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| Microphone
|
Hey Test Tube. Maybe we can... (Clicks tongue and whistles, does lip trilling) We can... HMM? (Lip trills) Eh? Ehh?
|
| (Test Tube in unamused.)
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| Microphone
|
Ehhhhhhhh????
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| Test Tube
|
What.
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| Microphone
|
Your secret lab. I meant your secret lab.
|
| (Shock goes through Test Tube as the existence of her laboratory is revealed.)
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| Test Tube
|
Well, holly gosh golly willikers, Mic. I wish this was under better circumstances. (Snaps her finger and fireworks start appearing) You did it. You all did it!! The secret is out, and in your hearts! (Shows everyone except Test Tube wearing "WINNER" sashes except for Microphone who is wearing the "BIGGEST WINNER!" sash) Take it. Take everything in the lab. Whatever Mic hasn't already stolen, hah. (Sighs) Golly. (Screams and punches the side of the Soda Machine)
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| Suitcase
|
...Ooooh. THAT laboratory!
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| Test Tube
|
(Removes her hand from the Soda Machine) That's it, we got our parts right here! Fan was TAKEN by none other than Cobs!! That makes us angry, right?
|
| (Everyone has uncertain and confused replies.)
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| Test Tube
|
Yeah! I THOUGHT SO. So let's channel that anger and.. (Rips out a part of the Soda Machine) SAVE HIM!!! Who's with me?
|
| (The contestants happily agree. The camera cuts to Fan in the Spaceship.)
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| Fan
|
Alright. Cobs may have wanted you the second he saw you but, we're the masters of our own fate now, right? (Higher pitched talk to mimicking egg's voice) Right! (Regular voice) And his design for this room is exceedingly minimalist! And not in a pleasing way! He's lost his touch!!
|
| (The egg start omitting noises again and cracks further.)
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| Fan
|
Shh shh. See, you agree, right? Yeah, really ugly in here. Right, right, we'll be okay. Ugh.. stop talking to yourself, Fan.
|
| (Loud speaker noises as Fan notices a speaker in the ceiling corner.)
|
| (Cut to Knife tearing a chuck from the Soda Machine and passing it to Suitcase who then walks it to where Test Tube, Baseball and Lightbulb are working. Then camera changes and shows everyone.)
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| Test Tube
|
Up the pace! (Walks past Knife) Keep tearing that metal, Knife. And Mic, keep tearing apart my TRUST! AND STEALING.
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| Microphone
|
(Does thumbs up then does thumbs down as Test Tube angry scolds her) Mmmm...
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| Taco
|
That vile vial thinks she has it all figured out, but even SHE overlooked the true potential of MePad's teleportation. It's powerful, yes... But imagine how far he could go with... our touch.
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| Microphone
|
What kind of touches are we talking here?
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| Taco
|
Finishing touches. While I'm preoccupied... might you be able to do some shopping for me? Buy me... some time. It's on sale... IN BULK.
|
| (Dial tone sounds followed by Microphone sighing.)
|
| (Cut to Suitcase throwing the metal into an existing pile and she closes herself. Her anxieties start kicking in.)
|
| Echoed Suitcase voice
|
I think there's an a mystery I'm more interested in tackling first.
|
| (The ground starts cracking and the screen flickers black and white to color.)
|
| Echoed Fan voice
|
When I wanna talk about me... I can't.
|
| (Ground cracks and the screen flickers again. Suitcase slowly backs up.)
|
| Echoed Test Tube voice
|
Have you two just been... SITTING AROUND?!
|
| Test Tube
|
...Suitcase?
|
| (Suitcase is on the ground having a breakdown, but looks up.)
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| Test Tube
|
Are you going to keep... sitting there?
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| Suitcase
|
(Is up now) N-no. Sorry, I- What? Do you think I don't care about this?
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| Test Tube
|
Well, you are the reason he was eliminated so...
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| Suitcase
|
Me?!
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| Baseball
|
Woah woah woah! Hey. We've ALL lost friends in this game before. So how about we get back to-
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| Suitcase
|
You know what's funny... Fan was eliminated from his favorite game, his favorite show in the world, and do you know what actually hurt him the most?
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| Test Tube
|
The egg is none of your concern.
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| Suitcase
|
I'm not talking about the egg. Honestly... I thought you were smarter than this.
|
| (Scene cut to MePad looking up at the Egg Spaceship.)
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| MePad
|
Isolating ourselves will not prevent his arrival.
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| MePhone4
|
Exactly. It's inevitable. So why should WE have to be scared? I've made up my mind, if you'll join me.
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| MePad
|
Join you in... what sir?
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| MePhone4
|
Forgetting. Cobs, the show, remove whatever we want from our systems. Put it behind us. Make a few new gems.
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| MePad
|
Is that not EXACTLY what he wants? To forget? Comply? Forfeit our greatest weapon? Sir. These contestants, AND Toilet, have always had your back. If we work together, TRUST each other, it will be our best chance of surviv-
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| MePhone4
|
Huh. Trust.
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| MePad
|
Sir?
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| MePhone4
|
Why'd you let Marshmallow leave, MePad? Yeah, thought I didn't know about that. There's no way you wouldn't have noticed. (Picks up screen protector) So don't lecture ME about trust. I've tried trusting. Doesn't exactly work out.
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| MePad
|
Then, I suppose... What am I doing here? (Teleports away)
|
| (Scene cut to Suitcase's anxieties again.)
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| Baseball
|
(Interrupting) Hey. You holding up okay?
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| Suitcase
|
I thought I would be. I figured standing up for myself would make me feel better. And it does... I guess... but it is harder.
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| Baseball
|
We're all a little on edge here. Especially Test Tube. Try not to take it personally.
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| Suitcase
|
...Yeah... nothing personal... right?
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| Baseball
|
Right... (Sighs) I wish I knew how to fix this.
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| Suitcase
|
Baseball, you can't fix it. It doesn't just go away. But... you're here, you're listening, you're trying. So... thanks. (Gets up) Alright, tick-tock! Let's get back to work!
|
| (Shows silhouettes of Suitcase and Baseball walking from the doc and shows Knife in the foreground.)
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| Knife
|
Hmm...
|
| (MePad teleports to the contestant grounds, unaware and Taco pulls out her gun.)
|
| (Cut to Microphone taking apart wires in the Soda Machine.)
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| Microphone
|
(Sighs)
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| Knife
|
Boo.
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| Microphone
|
AHH! (Hits her head) Ow.. (As Knife chuckles) Oh, hey it's just you.
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| Knife
|
Oh jeez. I'm a "just you" now? (Groaning) I already hit my favor quota, but since I'm in a generous mood... BONUS! Maybe, uh, stop, idiot? Have some dignity?
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| Microphone
|
Look, Taco and I are equals. (Taco is seen dragging MePad away in the background) I have a voice here. No one's shutting me down. I'm not just being dragged along.
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| Knife
|
Well hey, you know what? Guess you are pretty in-sync. (Walks off)
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| Microphone
|
Huh?
|
| (Shows Lightbulb carrying Dr. Fizz while walking up to Test Tube who is on a table top hammering something.)
|
| Test Tube
|
Did you even hear what she just said!? RIDICULOUS! Explain how I'm the villain for doing what was RIGHT!
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| Lightbulb
|
Uhhhhhhh... (grabs the hammer from Test Tube and mimics what she did with Fan during his elimination) I'm... I'm sorry Test Tube... (screams and smashes the wing with the hammer)
|
| Test Tube
|
GOLLY!
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| Lightbulb
|
See, that was you. That's you.
|
| Test Tube
|
Okay come on, I didn't smash anything! Look at all the damage you just caused!
|
| Lightbulb
|
See, Tube. Maybe it's not always- WHAT you do but it's also... HOW you do it... ...to 'em.
|
| Test Tube
|
Huh, thanks! Now get me some tape for this! this looks AWFUL!
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| Lightbulb
|
Oof. Darn. That's NO GOOD! (walks off)
|
| Test Tube
|
We're almost there, buddy. (Looking up towards the Egg Spaceship)
|
| (Scene cut to Fan.)
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| Speaker
|
Language confirmed. Scanning specimen for threat activity. (Scans Fan) Specimen identified as... threat level... one.
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| Fan
|
ONE?! If you've read my blog, you'd know... when these fingers hit the keyboard, they hit it HARD, BUSTER.
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| Speaker
|
Recalculating... threat level... point five.
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| Fan
|
Alright, I'm just gonna assume it's golf rules and that a lower score is preferable.
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| Speaker
|
Lay our youth down and put enough space between the two of you before we fire at will.
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| Fan
|
I... am not... letting... him... GO.
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| Speaker
|
THEY will let themselves go. (Egg cracks further) The process has initiated.
|
| (The egg floats out of Fan's grip and cracks and glows while spinning, until it stops and two white eyes are shown inside.)
|
| Fan
|
Uh...
|
| (The egg screams and flies to the opposite end of the cell.)
|
| Fan
|
Oh... I didn't mean to scare you, I... you know me... don't you?
|
| (A soldier egg opens the cell door and comes in.)
|
| Fan
|
Wait- you're- you're not...
|
| (A small light comes into shot and turns into chains and binds Fan.)
|
| (Cut to Lightbulb putting tape on the wing where she hit with the hammer.)
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| Lightbulb
|
Alright, it might be a little trashy but I-I think it's a bit of an improvement.
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| Test Tube
|
We're done! The ship is built for one pilot.
|
| Microphone
|
Couldn't you have built one to fit all of us?
|
| Test Tube
|
Yes. But I didn't. Now we just have to decide who- IT'S ME! I'M GOING! AND I DON'T WANT ANY "IF'S" "AND'S" OR "BUT'S"!
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| Knife
|
Sure. Just do it. Makes sense. You built it, and you're qualified... right?
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| Test Tube
|
Uh- yes. This is important to me.
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| Knife
|
See ya.
|
| Lightbulb
|
Alright, well, here you go. I named the ship: "The Flying Buddy." So you know, Test Tube, you can have a flying buddy, I mean- I mean I already- I would but I already have a flying buddy- (Test Tube walks towards the rocket ship) Like I'm- I've got plenty. I've got them up the wazoo. (Laughs)
|
| (Test Tube starts operating the rocket ship as Suitcase approaches.)
|
| Suitcase
|
Hey, you know you're like, really smart, right? This is incredible! You... know what you're gonna do up there?
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| Test Tube
|
I'm gonna get him back.
|
| (Closes the door and starts the ship.)
|
| (Ship suddenly about to crash while falling with alarm sound.)
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| Lightbulb
|
Whoa... WOAH!!!
|
| (Lightbulb's idea pops up.)
|
| Lightbulb
|
C'mon team!
|
| (Microphone, Knife, Suitcase, and Baseball do what Lightbulb said, then the ship is backup thanks to them. MePhone4 was thrilled. They cheer for themselves as the big ladder.)
|
| Baseball
|
BIG LADDER!
|
| (Cheering continues.)
|
| Microphone
|
Huh.
|
| (Suitcase and Baseball continues.)
|
| Knife
|
Alright, Listen up.
|
| Suitcase and Baseball
|
(stops cheering) Oh... Oh man...
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| Knife
|
Test Tube has a chance at immunity, but, we need to prepare in case she falls to nab it.
|
| Baseball
|
Woah, hold up. She just flew up to save Fan! And you're already out to get her? What's your problem, dude?
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| Knife
|
Hmm, Let's see... DUDE. For starters. She's our biggest threat left.
|
| Lightbulb
|
What?
|
| Knife
|
No no, Not you.
|
| Lightbulb
|
Oh.
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| Baseball
|
Maybe you feel that way, but we're close. She wouldn't-
|
| Knife
|
What? Turn on her best friend? Didn't you hear Suitcase?
|
| Knife
|
Test Tube threw him away like the trash she built a functioning rocket out of. Totally not threatening. Testy's anger has unleashed tonight. And who knows where it'll take her?
|
| Baseball
|
Hmm, You should know. So why should I believe you won't turn on me too?
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| Knife
|
Because in this game we need numbers to advance. THEN we can worry about each other, which, by the way, must happen for there to be one winner.
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| Suitcase
|
Look Baseball, if she's really your friend, she'll learn to understand it's... just part of the game.
|
| (MIC WALKS IN THE FOREST, SEEING TACO, THEN CLEARS HER THROAT.)
|
| Taco
|
I know what you're going to say...
|
| Taco
|
"Oh, no, you murdered him!"
|
| Microphone
|
W- Well... yes! Now I can't even say THAT!
|
| Microphone
|
...can I? Why'd you murder him?!
|
| Taco
|
SLEEP. MODE. But it was an excellent question. We need to teleport freely.
|
| Microphone
|
To save Fan.
|
| Taco
|
Yes, of course, I love the guy.
|
| Microphone
|
We grab Fan, in and out, no violence. This is bigger than the show.
|
| Microphone
|
This is... I dunno... serious? You have to promise me.
|
| Taco
|
Not necessarry, teamwork prevails.
|
| (The door's entrance opens to where the UFO Egg was, Then Fan starts to explore.)
|
| The Prime Shimmer
|
We are the collective ethereal light. known as...
|
| (♫ THE PRIME SHIMMER ♫.)
|
| The Prime Shimmer
|
We speak on behalf of us all and our energy... What are YOU supposed to be?
|
| Fan
|
Uh, I'm Fan. I am, a fan. From a reality show.
|
| Fan
|
I'm mean- well I'm not STILL on the reality show. But I, uh, probably my most notable work.
|
| The Prime Shimmer
|
Tell us. Tell us where you found one of our own.
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| Fan
|
Well, technically I didn't but- Mars. And he looked lonely... I mean, was I projecting? Yes, but- I just wanted him to-
|
| Fan
|
well, not him, I- egg, well- not an egg now either, uh... I wanted them to be safe. Plus you, you did leave them stranded.
|
| The Prime Shimmer
|
They were STOLEN!!! What right do you have to assume responsibility of them? You speak of your reality show but beyond that, who are, YOU?!
|
| Fan
|
I'm, I- ... ... I- ... I don't know.
|
| (Test Tube appears with rocket ship to where the Fan is.)
|
| Test Tube
|
Fan! Stand back! Where's the egg?
|
| (All except Fan pointing at Test Tube with white spears.)
|
| Test Tube
|
Oh... ...golly. What are you?
|
| The Prime Shimmer
|
We are the collective ethereal light known aa-
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| Fan
|
They're aliens, Test Tube. You missed the whole sha- bang. Alien life is real. By the way, - hi.
|
| Test Tube
|
Woah... (clears throat) I, uh, got something for you. It's pretty broken, but, I'm hopeful that we can fix it.
|
| (SEVERAL GASPS.)
|
| The Prime Shimmer
|
You bear the symbol... ...of the oppressor!
|
| Fan
|
Meeple? This- this symbol... What did they do to you?...
|
| The Prime Shimmer
|
A stranger with its own light... ...but cold and mechanical... ...arrived on our soil... ...and brought forth questions and curiosity. They offered technology in return for information about our unique source of organic energy. But the more they learned... ...the more they sought to harness our light. We refused. So they broke through our shell, and took those of us that didn't have a choice: our youths. We retaliated, and were able to retrieve all... but two... ...until.
|
| Fan
|
Until... you found... ...the culprit.
|
| The Prime Shimmer
|
Would you happen to know where the other lost one might be?
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| Test Tube
|
No, I'm sorry. I'm, sorry about... everything.
|
| Fan
|
No, no. Test Tube. Don't. You aren't responsible for this. Steve Cobs is the one-
|
| Test Tube
|
Cobs stole them, you stole them, I stole them! They never belonged to any of us.
|
| Fan
|
He... ...felt like mine.
|
| Test Tube
|
I know. But they belong to this family.
|
| The Prime Shimmer
|
We've searched for eons.
|
| Test Tube
|
You think you can say goodbye?
|
| Fan
|
No actually, I, I think I... I think i should say hello.
|
| Fan
|
Hey. You know, I always called you 'him'. Guess not all my theories are right, huh?
|
| Fan
|
I'm sorry that I... wanted you to be safe so bad that I... ... almost never got to meet you. I'm always trying to make sense of this crazy world, but... really, I'm just guessing.. The only thing i know for sure is even without that shell holding you together... you'll still watch out for each other...
|
| (EGG HUMS.)
|
| The Prime Shimmer
|
We're glad you seem to have learned an important lesson about embracing what you don't understand. We would have preferred if you hadn't abducted our children to do it, but, can't win 'em all, we suppose. (chuckling)
|
| Fan
|
Whoa! They understand humor!
|
| The Prime Shimmer
|
Yes, we do. We just didn't find you funny! (Laughs)
|
| (VARIOUS LAUGHS.)
|
| (Test Tube starting to die and break apart) (Fan being shocked and Taco is seen in broken piece of glass.)
|
| (MIC GASPS) (FAN SCREAMS.)
|
| The Prime Shimmer
|
We're under attack! Everyone! Take cover! Get our ship out of stasis!
|
| Microphone
|
...Taco. Uh, we come in peace!
|
| (ALARM STOPS.)
|
| Taco
|
Perfect.
|
| Microphone
|
Ah! Stop! This wasn't the plan.
|
| Taco
|
Aliens rarely are. Steal him back! Now!
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| (Microphone picks up Fan with her) (The egg presses the button to fly away the U.F.O Egg.)
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| Suitcase
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She's okay, I know it.
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| MePhone4
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Uh, hey guys, uh, I'm back.
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| Baseball
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Great, because Cobs is gone! And he took Test Tube and Fan!
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| MePhone4
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Well, not Test Tube.
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| (Test Tube is being recovered.)
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| Test Tube
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How did i get here? What happened? Where's the ship? Where's Fan?
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| (Microphone walks slowly as he puts Fan down in confusion. They, except Test Tube, applaud and cheer for her heroism. Microphone is still unbalanced.)
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| (Taco in Microphone's mind)
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See? This is why you listen to me, Mic. Delectable, isn't it? Finally, a taste of recognition. Finally, I can finally-
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| Microphone
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Is that what you said to Pickle?
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| Microphone
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Make him think he was doing what he wanted? Like he was heard? (Sighs)
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| Microphone
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I thought I gained a friend. Turns out... I gained nothing.
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| Taco
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Surely it couldn't have been nothi-
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| (Microphone turns the volume down as moments of silence were shown. The contestants finished cheering for her.)
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| MePhone4
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That's amazing! You drove Cobs away all by yourselves? I need the deeds!
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| Test Tube
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Wait-
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| Suitcase
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Yeah! By ourselves! Together!
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| Test Tube
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Wha- eh? Ah!
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| Baseball
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And we couldn't have done it without Microphone!
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| Test Tube
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On the contrary! There was no Cobs. I encountered an alien species! Not Microphone, who actually used no teamwork when she obliterated me!!!
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| Knife
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Did you SEE her do that?
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| Test Tube
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Well, no. But I'm also not an idiot! I-
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| MePhone4
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Well that's fantastic! Ah, no Cobs. No problem. Really guys, I'm impressed. Especially with you, Mic. You've earned yourself immunity.
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| Test Tube
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I hope it was worth it.
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| (The elimination scene starts)
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| MePhone4
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All right contestants, I'll read the votes. And MePad-
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| (MePad is missing.)
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| MePhone4
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...ugh.
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| Suitcase
|
Is MePad gone now too?
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| MePhone4
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Nah, he'll be back. We all come and go, that's what it's all about! After today, I could not be more proud to still call myself your host. You're all winners in my book.... So who's gettin' the boot?
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| ((He touches the printer and it churns).)
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| Knife
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Y- Y- You could have generated anything!
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| MePhone4
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Okay, first vote... 'Replace Ink Cartridge?'
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| Microphone
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That won't be necessary.
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| MePhone4
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Microphone... Did you take my ink cartridge?
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| Microphone
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Wha- ugh. No. I just... I haven't been... listening to my heart. Instead, I've been listening to... this... well... It was a voice in my head! And it would tell me how to... go further. Further than i was willing to go. I heard it so often that I never... (chuckles) I never heard myself. So... what's the point?
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| Microphone
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I want out.
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| Baseball
|
But you were really just starting to come into your own and now there's... a voice? What does that mean?
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| Microphone
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It means, I didn't make the best choices. So now... I'm making my first good one. This is what I want.
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| MePhone4
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Mic... If we're talking voices, I'd suggest you listen to mine and maybe not do this?
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| (Mic makes her grumpy face.)
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| MePhone4
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Well darn, I would say her loss. but she seems pretty dead set. It just doesn't have the same effect.
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| Lightbulb
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Is she a criminal? Because she just stole the show and my heart.
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| Test Tube
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She is a criminal.
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| Lightbulb
|
Oh. Well then lock her butt up in the clink!
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| Suitcase
|
So that's it. That's the elimination.
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| MePhone4
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Well yes, but, actually no? I lit the torches and everything. And a little self-actualization isn't spoiling my party. So lame.
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| MePhone4
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Mic, your vote won't count. Buh-bye!
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| (PRINTER CHURNS.)
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| (MEPHONE4 CLEARS THROAT.)
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| MePhone4
|
First vote:
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| Suitcase
|
Oh, so, we're just gonna-
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| MePhone4
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Test Tube.
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| MePhone4
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Knife.
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| MePhone4
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One vote Test Tube, One vote Knife.
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| MePhone4
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Test Tube.
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| MePhone4
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Knife.
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| MePhone4
|
Two votes Test Tube. Two votes Knife. One vote left. And the fifteenth... no no... sixteenth contestant eliminated is...
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| MePhone4
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Test Tube.
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| Baseball
|
I'm sorry, you're brilliant. It- it wasn't an easy decision.
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| Test Tube
|
(Sighs) I get it. It's a game. Did the voice in YOUR head tell you to do it?
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| Baseball
|
You're a threat to my game. Nothing... personal.
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| Test Tube
|
Better walk in front of me, Mic. I don't want you stabbing me in the back again!
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| Knife
|
Back off- Mic's had enough.
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| Knife
|
You look relieved.
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| Microphone
|
Do I? She's still out there...
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| Microphone
|
Watch yourself.
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| Knife
|
Hm...
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| Knife
|
Say hi to Pickle for me.
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| (Microphone goes through the portal dimension.)
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| (Taco and MePad are teleporting to somewhere else.)
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| Fan
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(Gasps)
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| (Test Tube gives Fan a phone.)
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| Test Tube
|
I wasn't sure if I'd ever see you again... ...and be able to tell you....
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| Test Tube
|
I'm sorry. Everyone thinks I'm this brainiac but... Clearly I still have a lot to learn.
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| Test Tube
|
What I did to you was really cold and... I'm worried that... things won't be the same.
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| Fan
|
Yeah. Things will be different. But that's okay. Cause we got it. And you know what? I think they do too.
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| Test Tube
|
I trust you. We got this!
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| Lightbulb
|
Yeah lights! We got this! Except... Now it's lights out for both of you because you're both eliminated.
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| Lightbulb
|
Ugh. (whines) I did not give you both permission to do that.
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| Test Tube
|
We still have our brightest light in the game!
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| Lightbulb
|
The bright puns are being a little overplayed, but... I appreciate the sentiment, 'Tube.
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| Test Tube
|
Heh. Stir up some chaos for me.
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| (Fan and Test Tube now go through the portal dimension.)
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| MePhone4
|
And then there were four... ...four players.
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| MePhone4
|
Who are really going for it?! We're back in action everyone! Tune in to see who will advance to the finals!
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| MePhone4
|
Next time on...
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| MePhone4
|
Inanimate Insanity.
|
| (Fireworks in the sky and then the screen fading in.)
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| (CREDITS PLAYING.)
|
| (Epilogue scene is shown after the credits.)
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| (Toilet with bags is seen walking in the beach night and stops to see the ship and rocket.)
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| (DEEP NOISE INSIDE SHIP.)
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| Toilet
|
(gasps) Aliens?
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| (The door above the ship opens and MePhoneX is seen.)
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| Toilet
|
M- Mistah- (Seen being scared about MePhoneX moving and alarm sounds playing)
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| (MePhoneX continues moving as soon as he gets closer to Toilet with suspense horror and the screen begins to glitch, Then everything stops with black screen showing up.)
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| [THE PRIME SHIMMER]
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Adamation!
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| (EGG HUMS.)
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| (The episode ends with Outro, Video stops with the episode ending.)
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