Well darn tootin'! Giddy up partners!
|—Hay Bale, "Alternate Reality Show"|
Hay Bale is based on the stereotypical country girl, complete with farm-hand slang and a noticeable country accent. She has a hefty appetite for pie and is quite bold and fearless, as she enjoys juggling chainsaws with Lightbulb as shown during "Just Like Me!".
As a competitor on Inanimate Insanity Infinity, Hay Bale is energetic, rather goofy, and one-dimensional, who loves to get attention at all costs. She is easy to humor, as she cracks a laugh at Lightbulb despite not saying a joke.
Hay Bale appears as a round bale of hay, having a light brownish-yellow hue. She also has two bands of maroon rope tied around her, which resemble the straps of overalls.
- Hay Bale, along with Frank, was originally created as a contestant on Inanimate Insanity II but was eventually scrapped.
- In "Just Like Me!", Hay Bale can be seen eating pie. This is a reference to an old concept of season 2 where she (and Lightbulb) won a pie-eating contest and became the captains of the teams.
| Inanimate Insanity Characters