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Island Situation[]
[Fist Thingy punch's the wall repeatedly]
MePhone: What part of “eliminated” do you not understand?
The Floor: Uh, I guess... the part where I have to leave?
MePhone: Ok so like the main part. You, The Floor, have been voted out. Therefore, you can’t stay here anymore!
The Floor: I get that. But why? I like it here.
MePhone: Because you're NO LONGER welcome on this island!
The Floor: Well that’s a shame. Cause I kinda... am... the island? Maybe you can make an exception.
MePhone: Oh, you want special treatment? Then how’s this?! Stay if you must, but know that you are officially considered INVISIBLE! From this moment on, we won’t talk to you, we won’t even LOOK at you. It’ll be like you don’t... even... exist!
...
The Floor: Works for me!
Challenge Time?[]
[The first challenge is basketball, as MePhone begin to blow the whistle, Bot bounces the ball only to end up in The Floor's mouth]
The Floor: (Coughs) FOUL!
[MePhone crosses "Basketball" and moves on to breath holding, which is the second challenge]
MePhone: And... go!
[As Silver Spoon and Yin-Yang took their deep breaths and goes underwater, The Floor appears on the seafloor, making them both scream muffling and goes back up to the surface, which makes MePhone crosses "Breath Holding" and moves on to the episode one tribute]
[After MePhone checks if The Floor isn't there, Candle is about to jump but then The Floor appears on the trampoline, Candle loses her balance until she falls]
The Floor: Don't hit me! Don't hit me! Don't hit me! Don't hit me! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[The Floor appears next to MePhone]
The Floor: Now THAT was a close one.
MePhone: Now that- is IT!! I could deal with losing my only basketball, and your haunting presence in the murky depths, but NO, YOU JUST HAD TO GO AHEAD AND RUIN MY ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL!!!!!
The Floor: Sorry, but we are neighbors, you had to know we’d be bumping into each other!
MePhone: Well here goes the neighborhood! Because I am revising this challenge one final time. I want one of you to find a way to get THE FLOOR OUT OF HERE!
Candle: But... MePhone... i- h... how? It’s not p-
MePhone: (Mocking her) "🕯️iT'S NoT PoSsIbLe, Oh iT's NoT PoSsIbLe!🕯️" FIGURE IT OUT! HE DOESN'T BELONG HERE ANYMORE, SO IF YOU WANT TO WIN, SAVE US FROM HIM NOW!
Lucky Butterfly[]
Bot: Quick gang, we're losing him!
Nickel: How are we supposed to follow someone who can teleport?
Bot: (Sarcastically) Good point, Nickel, let’s just keep standing still! That’s much better!
Candle: (Chuckles)
Nickel: Hey now, listen, uh- sorry, have you decided your name yet?
Bot: Oh, still workshopping! Heh.
Nickel: Cool, no rush. Listen you! He could be literally anywhere on this island, here included. So if you see any better solutio-
[A butterfly appears above them]
Nickel: Ugh, shoot! My luck's in the way.
Silver Spoon: Your what?
Balloon: Oh, you didn’t know? Clover gave Nickel some of her luck. He doesn’t like to use it though.
Silver Spoon: He WHAT??!! Some of us would DIE for magical abilities, and you have the gift of good fortune but would rather leave it UNWRAPPED?!
Balloon: Hate to say it, but I agree with him. I know you think it can’t do anything right, but maybe it can prove itself to you?
Nickel: Huh, kind of like someone I know! Alright, let's try it!
Candle: Lead the way, Nickel’s hand-me-down butterfly!
Lifting Spirits[]
Cabby: (In the Calm-Down Cabana) Paintbrush really seems to think their game is in shambles after Candle’s betrayal. But I know for a fact how strong Paintbrush is, I just need to prove to them how well I know it!
Cabby: Paintbrush, it must be acknowledged that The Thinkers alliance isn’t what it used to be! But it doesn’t matter! You’ve always been the brains of the operation.
Paintbrush: Noooo. Heart and soul maybe. But brains? If I had brains, I wouldn’t have let it all fall apart.
Cabby: Don’t you see, Paintbrush? You always have the same problem. It only ever falls apart because you always get stuck with an undeserving leader who brings you down. Me though? I want to lift you up!
Yin: (Gasps) Lift us next, please!
Cabby: Not lifting literally, little leap in logic there, heh! What I mean is-
Paintbrush: Hmm, lifting literally, eh? That gives me an idea!
Tough Luck[]
The Floor: Oh, hello there. You don’t mind if I stick around, do you? Oop! Gotta go!
Silver Spoon: Some luck this is! It led us to NOTHING!
Balloon: No, we’re just not catching up fast enough!
Nickel: That shouldn’t matter, if it’s LUCK!
Balloon: Maybe catching The Floor is a task so insurmountable that it’s testing luck’s limits. But this little butterfly is still doing its best!
Bot: Yeah, we need to be patient! Give them a chance, they don’t even have a name yet!
Candle: I’m starting to get the feeling that some of us may be projecting onto the butterfly.
Balloon: Uh- no! You’re a butterfly!!!
Candle: It's not just about HAVING luck.
[Whispers to the butterfly]
Candle: It's HOW you use it.
Lightbounding[]
Paintbrush: Now remember. The second you see him, lift him up with your shovel, and deposit him into our homemade terrarium!
Yin: Who knew prison could be so cute?!
Paintbrush: We have to be quick though! Before he pops away.
Cabby: Practice makes perfect!
[As Cabby pulls a file of The Floor and puts it on the fishing hook, Yin-Yang tries to dig up the file but fails]
Cabby: See how effective your plans can be with a partner who respects you? Unlike Silver and his ‘royal advice?’
Paintbrush: (Laughs) Yeah. Or OJ still managing me like we’re back at the hotel!
Cabby: (Laughs) And lest we forget, the latest wacky nonsense from Lightbulb!
...
Cabby: That was her name, right?
[The Floor appears near them]
Yang: IT'S HIM!
[Everyone tries to dig his face up but fails]
The Floor: Heh! That tickles!
Cabby: Where does 'you' end and 'not-you' begin?
Yang: He ends HERE!
[The Floor pops away but appears again until Yin-Yang digs him up]
Paintbrush: (Gasp) You lifted literally!
Yang: Face it, 'Face!' You don't belong here, anymore!
The Floor: Yes I DO!
[The ground suddenly shakes, making Yin-Yang accidently drops The Floor before he escapes]
[Yin-Yang breaks the fishing rod in anger]
Cabby: Paintbrush, are you okay?
Paintbrush: Is it just me, or did the ground start to move?
Yang: Uh, HELLO? He wouldn’t STOP moving! Pay more attention!
Picnic Plan[]
The Floor: (Inhales and exhales) Phew! It's just you... Oh! Where to? Wow, a picnic just for us! I trust you implicitl- wait- how did you know I liked deviled eggs? I haven’t shared that with you yet...
[Bot appears behind the picnic basket, who is trying to catch The Floor but fails, The Floor's face ends up on the side of the basket]
The Floor: NO! Traitor!
Silver Spoon: You were right, Candle. Plebeians can’t resist their ground food...
Candle: I didn’t pitch it like that but thank you.
[The Floor tries to get out of the basket]
The Floor: What kind of puzzle is this?!
Nickel: It's a basket.
Balloon: He must be so used to flat surfaces that a rectangular prism is like some sort of maze to him!
Bot: Gosh, that must be so confusing. Having an entirely new outside...
The Floor: Well- all surfaces take getting used to- sand, hardwood, this devil box... but no matter what...
[The Floor becomes part of the ground again]
The Floor: I'm still me! (Tongue clicks)
[The Floor pops away]
Nickel: Hide with Balloon all you want, but you can’t fly away from your mistakes!
Silver Spoon: No wait... I think it’s trying to tell us... that maybe you can... (Gasp) THAT’S IT! Gather EVERYONE! I’ve figured it out!!!
Above The Floor[]
Silver Spoon: Up, up and away... FROM THE FLOOR! Hoohoohoo! Buh-bye! Ta-ta! Look at him becoming smaller and smaller!
(The Floor makes his face larger)
Silver Spoon: No, look away, LOOK AWAY! Alright, now if we all just remain up here long enough, he’ll leave from lack of stimulation! It’s foolproof! Whaddya say?
MePhone: This is far from ideal, but I’m sadly considering it...
Silver Spoon: YES! And may we never see The Floor again! Hooray!!
The Floor: Little rude.
Silver Spoon: AHh- uh, dah- dre- AHHH!
[Silver Spoon falls out of the hot air balloon]
Considering An Option[]
Candle: We should have never taught him baskets...
Paintbrush: Y’know... something’s telling me that maybe trying to force The Floor to leave is... wrong.
MePhone: Don’t be ridiculous! The Floor is completely disrespecting the rules of this game, Paintbrush! I can’t just let chaos reign, I’d think someone as pragmatic as you should understand!
Paintbrush: But he knows he belongs here! He knows it... without a doubt. A- and much better than you know how to enforce these precious rules of yours!
MePhone: Well news flash- I’m TERRIBLE at administrative tasks!! I’m great at making a show, not running it! I just want to focus on the creative stuff! Leave the logistics to the... the... ugh!
Silver Spoon: Okay, now I know at this point we’re becoming desperate for ideas. And we all know from our shared trauma of the bridge incident that The Floor can apparently be killed when his face is smashed hard enough!
Paintbrush: Umm. Why are you mentioning this?
Silver Spoon: Because! We must all agree that certain extremes are off limits...
Paintbrush: Okay... that should hopefully go without saying!
Silver Spoon: Yes, I would certainly hope no one is even considering such an obscene option.
Silver Spoon: (In the Calm-Down Cabana) I would certainly hope someone is considering such an obscene option. They’d look so dreadful their immunity votes would never recover. But The Floor would! Win-win!
No Memory File[]
Yang: Y’know, Yin... I’ve been thinking.
Yin: I’m not going to entertain this!
Yang: You don’t even know what I’m going to say!
Yin: I won’t be a bystander to your attempted murder!
Yang: Fine! Then get involved!
Cabby: Stop it! This is a horrible idea!
Paintbrush: Yeah, almost as horrible as one of Lightbulb’s, right?
Cabby: Paintbrush, please, I’m just trying to give you the support you’ve always needed! Meanwhile all Lightbulb ever gave you was a hard time with her leaps in logic!
Paintbrush: And the courage to start taking those leaps.
Cabby: You’re right. She did give you more, I should have remembered! She gave you that cute crab, th- that you left at the hotel since concerts are too loud for him, right? Oh, what was his name? Um, um...
Paintbrush: Cabby.
Cabby: No, I’m Cabby, that much I can remember without looking, heh! I’m sorry, I know this... I KNOW this! Here! Bax-
...
The Floor: You really rely on those, don’t you?
Cabby: Without them, I wouldn't remember anything.
The Floor: What? No way, you're full of facts!
Cabby: In here. Not here. Once I write it down, it’s as good as gone. No wonder Paintbrush doesn’t want to be partners. I have nothing to offer.
The Floor: I- I’m sure you know more than you think. You knew how to make me laugh today, remember?
Cabby: I do now!
[Tickles The Floor]
The Floor: (Giggles) Hahaha, that tickles!
Cabby: (Whispering) They'll be so impressed...
[Cabby digs up The Floor]
Cabby: That I did this for us!
[Cabby's smile slowly frowns]
Cabby: No. This doesn't count. You GAVE me the answer! Just like every MINDLESS note I take!
The Floor: No, Cabby! I was only trying to help!!! Oh, will this day of torture never end?!
[Yin-Yang sits down next to The Floor, but a split second later, he starts punching The Floor repeatedly]
The Floor: Ugh- ow, uh! Ow, stop!
Yang: I WON’T STOP UNTIL I’VE SMASHED YOUR FACE HARD ENOUGH TO WIN!
Yin: I am not part of this!
Yang: Give it up, 'Dirty!' You’re going home!
The Floor: For the last time... I... AM... HOME!!!
You're Still You[]
Bot: Do you think caterpillars dream of being butterflies?
Balloon: Of course they do. But then... what do the butterflies dream of?
Bot: Hmm. Being themselves. They just look different now. I see you with the trick questions.
Candle: Perhaps we could tunnel underground?
Nickel: Hm, that’s actually really smart...
Silver Spoon: Go underground willingly? I’d sooner perish!
[The ground suddenly shakes]
Silver Spoon: I take it back- I TAKE IT BACK!
Paintbrush: We should have never messed with The Floor in the first place! When you fight against nature, it fights back!
Nickel: This shaking has to stop eventually, right?!
MePhone: I think the shaking is only the beginning...
Paintbrush: No... it can’t be... unless... (Gasp) The red spot!
[Bot lifts up Balloon to see The Floor is on top of the volcano]
Balloon: Oh no! The Floor is lava!! Not to be confused with the game! What do we do?
MePhone: QUICK! Into the bunker!
[MePhone opens the bunker to reveal nothing but grass]
MePhone: Crud, I never built the bunker!! I’m sorry, everyone! I didn’t plan for an eruption because I DON’T KNOW HOW TO PLAN THINGS!!
[Bot runs up to The Floor]
Balloon: Don't go CLOSER! He's gonna blow!
Nickel: What is she DOING?
[Bot runs until arriving on top of the volcano]
Paintbrush: Taking the leap.
Bot: Y’know, lately I’ve been worried if I went by a different name, or maybe even... looked a little different, I wouldn’t be me anymore. But you helped me realize... that, no matter what you put out there...
[Bot pulls out a drawing of The Floor]
Bot: You’re still you. (Tongue clicks)
...
The Floor: (Tongue clicks)
Bot: (Laughs)
[Everyone sighs in relief]
Paintbrush: I know he’s not gone, but you did say the winner of the challenge would have to save us from him...
MePhone: That's as close as we're gonna get. Hey up there! Good news!
Yang: I just want to say, I do admit I may have provoked The Floor... just a smidgen. I apah- I apo- apol, I apah...
Yin: He apologizes.
Silver Spoon: Oh dear, well- I accept your apology of course... BUT OTHERS MAY NOT!
MePhone: Well at least we didn’t have to evacuate. I did not have a CLUE how to do that!
The Floor: It seems like you need help with some of the more logistical things on the show. Good news though- I know this terrain as well as I know myself! So here’s my offer. You let me stay... and I’ll be your quirky new assistant!
...
MePhone: Hahaha! NO!! You are a well-intentioned complete train wreck who wants to help but can barely seem to do anything right- which sounds like... (Sighs) Which sounds just like the kind of assistant I’d be stuck with.
Candle: Guess you two found some common ground after all!
The Floor: Aw, MePhone. Put ‘er there!
MePhone: I am not putting my hand into lava.
Paintbrush: Hey! That was pretty impressive out there... Um...
Bot: BOT!
Nickel: Bot, huh? Nice name!
Bot: Thanks! It's the part that's me. And I'm gonna look more like me than ever.
Balloon: Are you sure Silver and Candle will stick with us in this vote?
Nickel: Look at how many chances we all gave that butterfly today. Do you think we did that cause we all trusted it? No! We did it cause it was the most convenient option. And so are we!
Balloon: Ughhhhhhhhhhhh But we don't have to be!
Nickel: If we wanna take out the game’s most perceptive player, then YES we do! They need to trust us.
Silver Spoon and Candle: (sinister laughter)
Elimination Time![]
MePhone4: Alright, I just want to clarify that whoever is voted out today will have to physically. Leave. I can’t- I can’t do this again. I need to hear a verbal agreement from each of-
Silver Spoon: Yes, absolutely...
Balloon: Gonna leave the island...
Paintbrush and Yin-Yang: Yeah...
Bot: Yep...
Candle: No.
MePhone: Cool. So you could not vote for Bot. But do you wanna guess who got immunity from the viewers for the sixth time?
Yin: Well, not if you’re gonna be all passive-aggressive about it!
MePhone: Listen Yin-Yang, you’re great. Probably my second favorite contestant still here. But the game can’t be this predictable, and so, there will be no more viewer voting!
Silver Spoon: WHAT?! So I manipulated them for nothing?! I mean uh- oooooh, unpredictability!
Balloon: I’m sorry, I’m still on the ‘second favorite contestant’ thing. Who exactly did you think you’d make happy with that comment?
Nickel: My second best friend has a point.
MePhone: I will be taking 3 and 7’s feedback into account! Now onto the votes.
MePhone: First vote... Candle.
MePhone: Paintbrush.
MePhone: One vote Candle, one vote Paintbrush.
MePhone: Yin-Yang. Does not count.
MePhone: Candle.
MePhone: Paintbrush.
MePhone: Two votes Candle, two votes Paintbrush.
MePhone: Candle.
MePhone: Paintbrush.
MePhone: Three votes Candle, three votes Paintbrush. One vote left.
MePhone: Twelfth contestant eliminated from Inanimate Insanity Invitational-
MePhone: Paintbrush.
Candle: Take this as proof that you were substantial.
Cabby: Paintbrush, I, could never replace your real partner...
MePhone: Oof, I can’t even imagine how tough it must be to leave here, huh?
MePhone: Okay, so like, today was kind of a disaster, but most of the time, this place is paradise!
Paintbrush: Yeah... it was a fun vacation, MePhone, but... my heart’s just not really in it anymore. So... I think I’m ready to go home.
...
Paintbrush: I'm coming, Baxter!
Paintbrush: (Screams)
[The Fist Thingy fist bumps MePhone]
MePhone: Yes, Fist Thingy, you still got it. Alright! Today, some of us pursued greener pastures while others stood their ground! Who will stick around and who will have to go? Find out on the next episode of Inanimate Insanity Invitational!
The Floor: With assistance by me, BYE!
[Episode ends]
Paintbrush: Adamation!