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Merge Party[]
The Floor: It- it can’t be!
Test Tube: I thought it’d never come back!
Yin: This is the greatest surprise of my life!
MePhone: Feast your eyes on the once-scrapped chocolate and other very-yummy treat-tasting challenge. BUT! It’s no longer a challenge. It’s a reward for... The merge!!
[Party-blower!]
MePhone: Teams no-more!
Yang: MERGE PARTY!
[Everyone cheers!]
New Voices[]
Silver Spoon: Ah, pinky! What-say you and I rub-elbows with some quaint banter? Hmm?
[She shook her head no]
Silver Spoon: UHU- Excuse me? THAT IS IMPOLITE.
[She shook her head yes]
Silver Spoon: Agh, MISCREANTS! Ohuu. Please shun her!
Test Tube: I gave her a catalog of voices and she picked a new one. It’s processing as we speak!
Paintbrush: (in their new voice) Whoa! A new voice?! Lucky!
Lucky To Have A Friend[]
Balloon:Hey!... Bud?
Nickel: Look, the New Thinkers all thought I was cool cause Clover gave me these luck-powers and I don’t wanna deal with anyone else ACTING like they like me. So. Just leave. GO.
Balloon: Well, you are pretty lucky to have me talking to you.
Nickel: Okay, shut up. I can tell it’s really you.
Balloon: Yeah it is! Now tell me about those luck-powers, they sound so cool!!
Unknown Caller[]
The Floor: (Mouth-full) I cannot believe how fast this game’s flying by!
[Incoming phone call vibration?!]
Walkie-Talkie: Greetings! Is this MePhone speaking?
MePhone: Depends... are you with Meeple or uhh any of its affiliates?
Walkie-Talkie: Nope! I’m just a small-town gal with a big idea! How would you like to keep your show going just a bit longer...?
It's Almost Time[]
Tea Kettle: Now what did you mean by “it’s almost time?”
Cabby: Walkie Talkie here promised us all another chance. I assume to continue in the game.
Blueberry: Maybe we will all have a chance to be in an explosion.
Cabby: We’re not exploding.
Lifering: Hey! Quit putting us Sinkers down! Maybe we WILL explode! Uh... Probably not though.
Blueberry: Aw.
Goo: Look at us, a little family of misfits! Happy day!
Walkie-Talkie: Ten. Nine.
Cabby: Excuse me?
Walkie-Talkie: Eight.
Goo: HOLY HECK WE’RE GONNA EXPLODE!
Walkie-Talkie: Seven
Lifering: (Screams)
Walkie-Talkie: Six.
Cabby: We're not gonna-!
Walkie-Talkie: FIVE!
Lifering: Remember the protocol! Tea Kettle, initiate familial holds!
Tea Kettle: I gotcha boys!
Blueberry: This makes all the difference.
Walkie-Talkie: FOUR!
Goo: Would you too like to initiate?
Walkie-Talkie: THREE!
Cabby: No.
Walkie-Talkie: TWO! ONE!
MePhone: It's MEEEEEE! And others.
Candle: Appreciated.
[Sighs of relief]
MePhone: Today, all of you eliminated contestants have a shot of returning to Inanimate Insanity Invitational!
Walkie-Talkie: For the first of many times!
MePhone: Don’t push it. You sold me on just ONE.
Challenge Time![]
MePhone: This challenge is a three-part race to test your brains, brawn, and transformation since your arrival! First, you must race across a balance-beam. At the end, you will find a pile of rocks to use in the second stage, where you will knock a bag off of a tall pole. You will then bring your bag to the final station. Inside you’ll find LETTER BLOCKS, which you will use to spell a SECRET WORD! (*Not the actual word) First eliminated contestant to stack this word EXACTLY will return to the game!
Tea Kettle: Augh! The meshugana we have to deal with while the current players get to just sit around.
MePhone: I’ll have you know I left them with some incredibly intense work to do!
[Meanwhile...]
[Cut back to Paradise. Yin-Yang is downing a jug of chocolate syrup as the contestants cheer them on.]
All: Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Yin: I AM CHOCOLATE!!
MePhone: Anyway... I sent Walkie Talkie exact instructions so the challenge would be ready upon our arrival.
Walkie-Talkie: I took every word verbatim. Ready to go!
Paintbrush: And what about us?
MePhone: Ah, yes, you two are the KEY to the most important part of today’s challenge! Just you wait.
Paintbrush: (Gasps with glee!)
MePhone: Places, everyone!
Fast Teamwork[]
Walkie-Talkie: LET'S GO!!!
MePhone: Hey! My thing! GO! SET! MARK! GO!!
Lifering: Keep it moving, Bluester!
Blueberry: Ahh. Dizzy.
[Lifering throws a rock at his bag twice but failed]
[Cabby also throws a rock at her bag but failed too]
[Tea Kettle successfully throws a rock at her bag making it fall]
Lifering: Whoa! How’d you do that?!
Tea Kettle: Watch and learn!
[Tea Kettle throws the rock at Lifering's bag to also fall]
Lifering: WHOA-HO! Thanks, T-K!
Cabby: What?! You can’t do that! AUGHHH! HIIYYYYAAAHHHHH!
[Cabby rolls into the pole making her bag fall]
Cabby: Guess the rest of us need to fend for ourselves out here.
Goo: Not necessarily! If you want to do the same to MY pole we could work together too and then-
[Cabby passes Goo]
Goo: Oh, okay. Uuuuum. WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
[Goo jumps into the pole but ends up attaching to it]
Goo: Oop. Grr.
Tea Kettle: If you try words that start with the first half of the alphabet, and I start with the second half, we can better both of our chances!
Cabby: Ha! Good luck without one of these.
Lifering: AHH! The one time that file's not useless! Hurry!
Reflection[]
Candle: You seem real eager to participate.
Paintbrush: Yeah! Th- this is just what I needed! It might sound dumb but, since the team-swap I feel like I’ve just been... floating, ya’know?
Candle: Lacking purpose?
Paintbrush: Right.
Candle: And following this big change in the game, you’ve reflected on what else you would like changed.
Paintbrush: Yeah, how’d you know-?
Candle: And with your inability to guide the original Thinkers anymore, as well as your mixed perception of the New Pinkers, you long for the chance to play with both The Thinkers AND Test Tube, with whom you can finally do-
Paintbrush: Do something SUBSTANTIAL! Yes, all correct, Candle. I’ll just keep my yap shut cause I’m so easily-readable. RIGHT?
Candle: (Chuckles) Ah, apologies. I too am eager for you to do whatever that substantial thing is.
Misspelled Error[]
Goo: (Panting) C’mon, big-guy! Yeah-I had legs once, they’re not that hard!
Blueberry: Exactly. They’re all wobbly. And if I fall, I will squish.
Goo: I squish all the time, watch! Yeewwww.
[Goo plops on the floor]
Goo: Aaaaaand- pop! You just gotta keep going! Try it!
Blueberry: Nah. They’re already at the end. Living the dream.
Cabby: OoooOOO! These blocks cannot make “sabermetrician” nor “saccharization!” Onto T!
Tea Kettle: Let’s power that big brain of yours with... coconut-soufflé! You are rejoining this game!
Lifering: Wh- What about you?
Cabby: (Groans) That’s the whole list! Surely there’s some mistake. Perhaps MePhone gave us a fake word! How about-?
Lifering: I got FAST-HORSEMAN, and N-R. FAST-HORSEMANNER!
Tea Kettle: Wait. I've got it. MAN-HATERS!
Lifering: And what do they do...? They SNORF!
Cabby: That’s it. Trying something new.
[Cabby rolls into the pole making Goo’s bag fall]
Cabby: Let’s move it, I need your nonsense!
Goo: Sure thing, Ms. Ma’am!
Goo: (To Blueberry) Remember, fellow blue. You can do ANYTHING you set your mind to! Yeep!
Blueberry: For real?
Lifering: You know we can still work together while you make progress at YOUR station, right?
Tea Kettle: Uhh. Just want to keep up momentum here.
Cabby: Now think, there has to be some sort of code here. What if I missed a key detail? AUGHH NOOO. I’m a failure! My beautiful files- wasted on me!
Goo: Hey, i- it’s okay. Not even a super-duper computer is ALWAYS perfect.
Cabby: Wait. Maybe he’s not.
[Flashback]
MePhone: I sent Walkie Talkie exact instructions so the challenge would be ready upon our arrival.
Walkie-Talkie: I took every word verbatim. Ready to go!
[Flashback ends]
Cabby: There’s margin for error!
Lifering: Like a spelling error?
Cabby: NO IDEA-STEALING!
Cabby: (To Goo) I knew you'd be useful.
Transfermashon[]
Blueberry: Those words... Echo through me... I can do... ANYTHING...?
Blueberry: I’ll show him.
Tea Kettle: Coconut-soufflé deluxe! The deluxe is love... or I guess it’s mostly seaweed-
Lifering: Tea Kettle! You are the smartest, strongest, best player out here and I am not going to allow you to waste another second helping me when no one is more likely to win upon returning than YOU.
Tea Kettle: Me? I don't know... I’d just feel guilty if I took the opportunity from you-
Lifering: NO TIME FOR FEELINGS, WE NEED TO FIND MISSPELLINGS!
Cabby: Fabulousnesses? Faintheartedly? We need words with room for realistic misspellings.
Tea Kettle: Mm. Maybe there were a few letters added to a shorter word. Ornament? Transform?
Cabby: Wait... TRANSFORMATION!!!
...
Cabby: Oh... Oh no.
Blueberry: Transformation, huh?
Goo: Blueberry?!
Blueberry: I came here to prove. That when you said I can do ANYTHING. You. Were. Wrong. I can't... Tie my shoes.
[Air horn!]
MePhone: The challenge is over! One of you three: Blueberry, Tea Kettle, or Cabby, has stacked the correct, INCORRECT spelling of: “TRANSFORMATION!”
Blueberry: Who was it?
MePhone: I'll let you know...! Momentarily...! When I uh find out what I wrote...
Candle: But you’re a computer. How did you type the wrong spelling?
MePhone: I- I’m a computer on VACATION, okay?! A vacation that just got a bit longer, with a rejoining contestant! And that player is... CABBY!!!!
[Party horns!]
MePhone: Congratulations!
Cabby: I- I am...? AH! WOOO, I DID IT! Wow. I- I don’t know what to say.
Paintbrush: OH! I do. (Pushes Cabby away) What were we here for this whole time?!
MePhone: You...? OOOOOH. Yes, of course! For this: THE IMMUNITY COOKIE!
Paintbrush: AND?!
MePhone: I needed someone to heat it up! Go ahead, get angry and do the uhh head-fire-thing.
Paintbrush: That’s... it? EXCUSE ME?!
Paintbrush: (Inhales) I’ll... pass.
[Candle heats up the cookie and gives it to Cabby.]
[Cabby turns gold]
Blueberry: Wowwww.
Cabby: I know the rest of you are certainly disappointed but-
[Contestants applaud]
Tea Kettle: We'll be fine. It was fun!
Lifering: Go win it for us!
Cabby: For... us?
Tea Kettle: We Indefinites are in this together. We’ll be rooting for you!
Cabby: Oh... I’m not sure if I... Deserve. All that.
Tea Kettle: Oh get over yourself, hun. We all deserve some support!
Goo: Indefinite Represent!!
Cabby: I’ll do my best, okay?
Walkie-Talkie: That’s the spirit! Ooh, when you go back, they’re gonna be so excited to see you!
Coming Back[]
The Floor: It... it can’t be.
Test Tube: I thought she’d never come back.
Yang: This is the greatest surprise of my life!
MePhone: Cabby here just won the big challenge on Indefinite Island, to rejoin the game! And, before the season is over, one more contestant will have the chance to do the same!
[Contestants gasp]
MePhone: Cabby also has the immunity-cookie, and will be safe from elimination tonight.
Balloon: Tonight? But we just spent the day bonding over sweets!
[A pink butterfly that shows up picks the banana peel up all of the sudden]
MePhone: Yet, there's no sweeter sweet than THIS sweet! Now let’s get going!
[Cabby looks back to see Test Tube]
Cabby: Let's.
[Cabby rolls away]
Keeping Him Safe[]
Nickel: Hey, Test Tube! Wanted to say thanks.
Nickel: (To Balloon) I asked her to keep watch over you while you were on the New Pinkers.
Nickel: (To Test Tube) Thanks for keeping him safe!
Test Tube: Of course...! Listen. Uh. Look, I know Cabby is out to get revenge on me, and I could use some numbers. Want in? I can probably pull Paintbrush in, too.
Nickel: Sounds great!
Balloon: (In the Calm-Down Cabana) Yeah. Cause getting constantly ignored and forced to do extra work is totally “keeping me safe.”
Thinkers Forever[]
Yang: Painty! I had the smartest idea ever of bringing back together... The Original Thinkers!™
Yin: It was actually Cabby's idea.
Yang: Well, she just SAID it first! I’ve been THINKING it for a long long time! Cause. I kinda missed all of us together, okay?!
Cabby: I thought, hey, why not reunite the group with the strongest camaraderie this season? With a commission fee of being able to stick around.
Silver Spoon: HOLD IT! I don't recall approving.
Cabby: Oh, I would ever insult your-highness by not offering... A tribute.
Silver Spoon: The- the Immunity Cookie? For me? Aha! Ah! You shouldn’t have.
[Silver Spoon turns gold]
Silver Spoon: But now it’s mine, no takesies-backsies or what-have-you! Hoo! Whom shall we vote, team?
The Final Decisions[]
Balloon: His luck is like a perfect shield!
Test Tube: She can’t be serious over there, giving up her immunity to SILVER? The EGO on that one! Uck... She’s gone next.
Balloon: Wh- wh- We can’t vote Cabby, she just came back!
Test Tube: Her fault. This is what needs to be done.
Candle: Silver, why would you give away immunity? That’s the most powerful thing in this game.
Silver Spoon: I- I KNOW THAT. Irregardless, it has gotten warm and I-
Cabby: I believe the formal word is “regardless.”
Candle: And here I thought you were the formal one.
Cabby and Candle: (Chuckles)
Silver Spoon: Augh! I cannot deal with you all, anymore!
The Floor: Welcome to the team, Cabby!
Candle: We haven’t missed a beat. But neither has Cabby. Are we voting with or against her?
Paintbrush: I’m trying to figure out which side... (Sighs) feels like home.
Candle: I’ll follow your lead. You wanted to do something substantial today. And you will. Whether you like it or not.
Elimination Time![]
MePhone: Alright! You’ve cast your votes. In addition to not being able to vote Silver, there is also someone who can be saved by voted-immunity. And that contestant is... Yin-Yang! What is that, three times?
Yin: Four. Haha... Thanks guys.
MePhone: Any vote for Yin-Yang won’t count. I’ll read the votes.
MePhone: First vote. Cabby.
MePhone: Cabby.
MePhone: Cabby.
MePhone: That’s three votes Cabby.
MePhone: Cabby.
MePhone: That’s FOUR votes Cabby.
MePhone: Nickel
MePhone: Four votes Cabby, one vote Nickel.
MePhone: Test Tube.
MePhone: Test Tube.
MePhone: Test Tube.
MePhone: Test Tube.
MePhone: That’s four votes Test Tube. Four votes Cabby. One vote Nickel. One vote left.
MePhone: Tenth contestant eliminated from Inanimate Insanity Invitational...
MePhone: Test Tube.
Cabby: Great job! Thinkers Forever!
Cabby: Hey, wait! You too played a very strong game. Sorry it had to happen this way.
Test Tube: Yeah, no hard feelings.
Cabby: Wait- wait wait. You too with the good-sportsmanship? Why? You just lost the game! This is important to you!
Paintbrush: Test Tube, I- I just-
Test Tube: Look, Cabby. We’re all just trying our best. Paintbrush-here made a new family this season, and, you know what, I can respect that. They didn’t vote with me, but they also didn’t vote FOR me.
Paintbrush: SINCE WHEN DID EVERYONE FIND ME SO EASY TO READ...?! I'm still sorry, though.
Test Tube: All good.
Test Tube: (To Cabby) It’s great that you care about all of this. But, all you’ve done is make people... scared of you. And when you do that, you miss so much...
Her True Self[]
Test Tube: Oh golly! Do I get to hear your voice before I head out?
[She nods]
Bot: (Clears throat) Um... so... how do I sound? Nice, I hope.
Paintbrush: Whaaaaat? Ohohoho, I love it!
Bot: (Giggles) Thanks. I thought I’d be more excited right now, but... you’ve given me so much. My new legs, this voice... my... self. There’s still so much I haven’t found.
Test Tube: Hey, even-so... all I see... and hear now... is you. So thank you. because... I missed out for too long.
Test Tube: (Screams)
Cabby: I don’t get it, how’d she change her voice?
MePhone: And that’s one contestant swapped out with another! Anything is possible in the merge! Tune in next time to see how these two power-alliances face-off next time on: Inanimate Insanity Invitational!