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Genre |
Comedy |
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Started |
October 19th, 2012 |
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Winner |
Knife (Every season) |
Inanimate Battle is a parody of Inanimate Insanity created by Adam Katz. Every season, a new episode of Inanimate Battle is uploaded.
The series takes place in the real world, where non-sentient, realistic versions of the contestants from the original Inanimate Insanity series battle against each other.
Season 1[]
The first season of Inanimate Battle.
Newcomers: Knife, Pickle, Baseball, Paintbrush, Lightbulb, Taco, Apple, Paper, Bow, Salt, Pepper, OJ, Nickel
1st: Knife
2nd: Pickle
3rd: Baseball
4th: Paintbrush
5th: Lightbulb
6th: Taco
7th: Apple
8th: Paper
9th: Bow
11th/10th: Salt
11th/10th: Pepper
12th: OJ
13th: Nickel
Xth: Pickle (Returned)
Round 1[]
Pickle vs. Knife
Pickle is chopped up by Knife.
Round 2[]
Baseball vs. Nickel
Baseball is dropped onto Nickel.
Round 3[]
Paintbrush vs. OJ
OJ spills some of himself for no reason, then Paintbrush empties the rest of him and tips him over.
Round 4[]
Apple vs. Salt/Pepper
Apple is thrown into Salt/Pepper.
Round 5[]
Bow vs. Lightbulb
Bow gets eaten by Adam, then he spits her out and flicks her away.
Round 6[]
Taco vs. Paper
Paper gets eaten and spat out by Adam like Bow, then is flicked away.
Round 7[]
Apple vs. Knife
Knife chops up Apple then pushed away.
Round 8[]
Baseball vs. Lightbulb
Baseball is dropped onto Lightbulb and she gets shattered.
Round 9[]
Paintbrush vs. Taco
Taco gets smashed by Paintbrush then used to paint the floor.
Round 10[]
Paintbrush vs. Baseball
Baseball smashes Paintbrush a bit, then Paintbrush goes to an elliptical machine, and they fall from it.
Round 11[]
Knife vs. Baseball
Knife cuts a bit of Baseball.
Round 12[]
Knife vs. Pickle (Rejoiner)
The slices of Pickle are thrown at Knife.
Season 2[]
This season includes only people who are in Inanimate Insanity II, with the exception of Pickle. Veterans: Knife, Pickle, Apple, Lightbulb, Taco*
Newcomers: Soap, Trophy, Microphone, Fan, Cheesy, Box, Yin-Yang, Cherries
1st: Knife
2nd: Soap
3rd: Trophy
4th: Microphone
5th: Pickle
6th: Fan
7th: Cheesy
8th: Taco*
9th: Box
10th: Lightbulb
11th: Yin-Yang
12th: Apple
13th: Cherries
Round 5[]
Box vs. Knife
Knife stabs Box multiple times then Taco is put inside Box and taken out. Box gets stepped on and Taco is crushed. Box keeps getting stepped on then gets crushed by a giant D.
*Taco was not a true contestant, however, she was inside of Box, and was defeated after, possibly earning 8th place.
Season 3[]
This season only has 4 contestants, but now Knife, Marshmallow, Paper, and Big Orange Spoon, a newcomer, must compete in 4 challenges.
Unlike Season 1 and 2, MePhone5 is the host.
Veterans: Knife, Paper
Newcomer: Marshmallow, Big Orange Spoon
1st: Knife
2nd: Big Orange Spoon
3rd: Marshmallow
4th: Paper
5th: Knife (Returned)
Season 4[]
This season goes back to the style of Season 1 and 2. Edward is the host.
Veterans: Knife, Pickle, Apple, Cheesy, Paper, Big Orange Spoon
Newcomers: Twinkie, Eggy, Matza
1st: Knife
2nd: Big Orange Spoon
3rd: Twinkie
4th: Pickle
5th: Apple
6th: Cheesy
7th: Eggy
8th: Matza
9th: Paper
Round 1[]
Big Orange Spoon vs. Paper
Big Orange Spoon holds down Paper and rips him.
Round 2[]
Matza vs. Pickle
Pickle falls on Matza, cracking them in half.
Round 3[]
Eggy vs. Twinkie
Eggy crushes Twinkie, but becomes disqualified due to being found guilty of using illegal drugs.
Round 4[]
Apple vs. Cheesy
Cheesy is smashed by Apple.
Trivia[]
- Knife has won all 4 battles.
- Balloon, Bomb, Dough, Suitcase, Test Tube, and Tissues are the only contestants from the first two seasons of Inanimate Insanity that have not competed in Inanimate Battle.
- Taco being inside of Box might be a reference to how Apple mistook the word "Box " for Taco being inside.
Episodes[]
Inanimate Battle
Inanimate Battle 2
Inanimate Battle 3
Inanimate Battle 4