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Inanimate Battle

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Inanimate Battle is a parody of Inanimate Insanity created by Adam Katz. Every season, a new episode of Inanimate Battle is uploaded.

The series takes place in the real world, where non-sentient, realistic versions of the contestants from the original Inanimate Insanity series battle against each other.

Season 1[]

The first season of Inanimate Battle.

  • Newcomers: Knife, Pickle, Baseball, Paintbrush, Lightbulb, Taco, Apple, Paper, Bow, Salt, Pepper, OJ, Nickel

1st: Knife

2nd: Pickle

3rd: Baseball

4th: Paintbrush

5th: Lightbulb

6th: Taco

7th: Apple

8th: Paper

9th: Bow

10th/11th: Salt

10th/11th: Pepper

12th: OJ

13th: Nickel

14th: Pickle (Returned)

Names in bolded means that they won the round.

Round 1
Icon Name Method Name Icon
Pickle Pickle is chopped up by Knife. Knife
Round 2
Icon Name Method Name Icon
Baseball Baseball is dropped onto Nickel. Nickel
Round 3
Icon Name Method Name Icon
Paintbrush OJ spills some of himself for no reason, then Paintbrush empties the rest of him and tips him over. OJ
Round 4
Icon Name Method Name Icon
Apple Apple is thrown into Salt/Pepper. Salt/Pepper
Round 5
Icon Name Method Name Icon
Bow Bow gets eaten by Derek, then he spits her out and flicks her away. Lightbulb
Round 6
Icon Name Method Name Icon
Taco Paper gets eaten and spat out by Derek like Bow, then is flicked away. Paper
Round 7
Icon Name Method Name Icon
Apple Knife chops up Apple then pushed away. Knife
Round 8
Icon Name Method Name Icon
Baseball Baseball is dropped onto Lightbulb and she gets shattered. Lightbulb
Round 9
Icon Name Method Name Icon
Paintbrush Taco gets smashed by Paintbrush then used to paint the floor. Taco
Round 10
Icon Name Method Name Icon
Paintbrush Baseball smashes Paintbrush a bit, then Paintbrush goes to an elliptical machine, and they fall from it. Baseball
Round 11
Icon Name Method Name Icon
Knife Knife cuts a bit of Baseball. Baseball
Round 12
Icon Name Method Name Icon
Knife The slices of Pickle are thrown at Knife. Pickle (Rejoiner)



Season 2[]

This season includes only people who are in Inanimate Insanity II, with the exception of Pickle.

  • Veterans: Knife, Pickle, Apple, Lightbulb, Taco*
  • Newcomers: Soap, Trophy, Microphone, Fan, Cheesy, Box, Yin-Yang, Cherries

1st: Knife

2nd: Soap

3rd: Trophy

4th: Microphone (quit)

5th: Pickle

6th: Fan

7th: Cheesy

8th: Taco*

9th: Box

10th: Lightbulb

11th: Yin-Yang

12th: Apple

13th: Cherries

Names in bolded means that they won the round.

Round 1
Icon Name Method Name Icon
Pickle Cherries gets stepped on and Pickle automatically wins. Cherries
Round 2
Icon Name Method Name Icon
Apple Trophy squashes Apple into pieces. Trophy
Round 3
Icon Name Method Name Icon
Yin-Yang Soap squirts some of her soap into Yin-Yang and then Yin-Yang gets split in half. Soap
Round 4
Icon Name Method Name Icon
Lightbulb Microphone swings with her wire, hits Lightbulb and Lightbulb shatters. Microphone
Round 5
Icon Name Method Name Icon
Box Knife stabs Box multiple times then Taco is put inside Box and taken out. Box gets stepped on and Taco is crushed. Box keeps getting stepped on then gets crushed by a giant D.
  • Taco was not a true contestant, however, she was inside of Box, and was defeated after, possibly earning 8th place.
 Knife
Round 6
Icon Name Method Name Icon
Fan Cheesy tries to cover Fan in cheese by using himself, but this only causes Cheesy to break into pieces and Fan hits him into smaller pieces. Cheesy
Round 7
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Fan Fan tries hitting Knife, but this ends up being useless, and then Knife stabs Fan, and then Fan gets hit by an inflatable baseball bat. Knife
Round 8
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Pickle Trophy squashes Pickle into small pieces. Trophy
Round 9
Icon Name Method Name Icon
Microphone Microphone quits the competition. Soap
Round 10 (1v1v1)
Icon Name Method Name Icon
Soap & Knife Soap squirts some of her soap into Trophy and Knife tries to spread the soap in Trophy. Trophy
Icon Name Method Name Icon
Soap Soap squirts poison soap in Knife, and that makes Knife stronger and he stabs and tries to cut Soap in half. Knife

Season 3[]

This season only has 4 contestants, but now Knife, Marshmallow, Paper, and the "fan-favorite" Big Orange Spoon, a newcomer, must compete in 4 challenges, which are:

  • Painting contest
    • Contestant Eliminated: Knife
  • Swimming contest
    • Contestant Eliminated: Paper
  • Spaghetti wrestling
    • Winner: Big Orange Spoon / Loser: Marshmallow
  • Final challenge
    • Winner: Knife (rejoiner) / Loser: Big Orange Spoon

Unlike Season 1 and 2, MePhone5 is the host.

  • Veterans: Knife, Paper
  • Newcomers: Marshmallow, Big Orange Spoon

1st: Knife

2nd: Big Orange Spoon

3rd: Marshmallow

4th: Paper

5th: Knife (Returned)

Season 4[]

This season goes back to the style of Season 1 and 2. Edward is the host.

  • Veterans: Knife, Pickle, Apple, Cheesy, Paper, Big Orange Spoon
  • Newcomers: Twinkie, Eggy, Matza

1st: Knife

2nd: Big Orange Spoon

3rd: Twinkie

4th: Pickle

5th: Apple

6th: Cheesy

7th: Eggy

8th: Matza

9th: Paper

Round 1[]

Big Orange Spoon vs. Paper

Big Orange Spoon holds down Paper and rips him.

Round 2[]

Matza vs. Pickle

Pickle falls on Matza, cracking them in half.

Round 3[]

Eggy vs. Twinkie

Eggy crushes Twinkie, but becomes disqualified due to being found guilty of using illegal drugs.

Round 4[]

Apple vs. Cheesy

Cheesy is smashed by Apple.

Trivia[]

  • Knife has won all 4 battles.
  • Balloon, Bomb, Dough, Suitcase, Test Tube, and Tissues are the only contestants from the first two seasons of Inanimate Insanity that have not competed in Inanimate Battle.
  • Taco being inside of Box might be a reference to how Apple mistook the word "Box" for Taco being inside.
  • Microphone quitting the competition during Inanimate Battle II possibly foreshadowed her quitting from Inanimate Insanity II in Hatching the Plan.

Episodes[]

Inanimate_Battle

Inanimate Battle

Inanimate_Battle_2

Inanimate Battle 2

Inanimate_Battle_3

Inanimate Battle 3

Inanimate_Battle_4

Inanimate Battle 4

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