Inanimate Battle was a parody of Inanimate Insanity created by Adam Katz. Every season, a new episode of Inanimate Battle was uploaded.
The series took place in the real world, where non-sentient, realistic versions of the contestants from the original Inanimate Insanity series battled against each other. As of December 6, 2025, all episodes of the spin-off were deleted from YouTube as they were flagged for violating YouTube's Terms of Services (TOS).[1]
Season 1[]
The first season of Inanimate Battle.
- Newcomers: Knife, Pickle, Baseball, Paintbrush, Lightbulb, Taco, Apple, Paper, Bow, Salt, Pepper, OJ, Nickel
1st: Knife
2nd: Pickle
3rd: Baseball
4th: Paintbrush
5th: Lightbulb
6th: Taco
7th: Apple
8th: Paper
9th: Bow
10th/11th: Salt
10th/11th: Pepper
12th: OJ
13th: Nickel
14th: Pickle (Returned)
Names in bolded means that they won the round.
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Pickle | Pickle is chopped up by Knife. | Knife | 
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Baseball | Baseball is dropped onto Nickel. | Nickel | 
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Paintbrush | OJ spills some of himself for no reason, then Paintbrush empties the rest of him and tips him over. | OJ | 
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Apple | Apple is thrown into Salt/Pepper. | Salt/Pepper |  
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Bow | Bow gets eaten by Derek, then he spits her out and flicks her away. | Lightbulb | 
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Taco | Paper gets eaten and spat out by Derek like Bow, then is flicked away. | Paper | 
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Apple | Knife chops up Apple then pushed away. | Knife |
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Baseball | Baseball is dropped onto Lightbulb and she gets shattered. | Lightbulb |
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Paintbrush | Taco gets smashed by Paintbrush then used to paint the floor. | Taco |
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Paintbrush | Baseball smashes Paintbrush a bit, then Paintbrush goes to an elliptical machine, and they fall from it. | Baseball |
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Knife | Knife cuts a bit of Baseball. | Baseball |
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Knife | The slices of Pickle are thrown at Knife. | Pickle (Rejoiner) |
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Season 2[]
This season includes only people who are in Inanimate Insanity II, with the exception of Pickle.
- Veterans: Knife, Pickle, Apple, Lightbulb, Taco*
- Newcomers: Soap, Trophy, Microphone, Fan, Cheesy, Box, Yin-Yang, Cherries
1st: Knife
2nd: Soap
3rd: Trophy
4th: Microphone (quit)
5th: Pickle
6th: Fan
7th: Cheesy
8th: Taco*
9th: Box
10th: Lightbulb
11th: Yin-Yang
12th: Apple
13th: Cherries
Names in bolded means that they won the round.
| Icon | Name | Method | Name | Icon |
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Pickle | Cherries gets stepped on and Pickle automatically wins. | Cherries | 
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Apple | Trophy squashes Apple into pieces. | Trophy | 
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Yin-Yang | Soap squirts some of her soap into Yin-Yang and then Yin-Yang gets split in half. | Soap | 
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Lightbulb | Microphone swings with her wire, hits Lightbulb and Lightbulb shatters. | Microphone | 
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Box | Knife stabs Box multiple times then Taco is put inside Box and taken out. Box gets stepped on and Taco is crushed. Box keeps getting stepped on then gets crushed by a giant D.
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Knife |
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Fan | Cheesy tries to cover Fan in cheese by using himself, but this only causes Cheesy to break into pieces and Fan hits him into smaller pieces. | Cheesy | 
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Fan | Fan tries hitting Knife, but this ends up being useless, and then Knife stabs Fan, and then Fan gets hit by an inflatable baseball bat. | Knife |
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Pickle | Trophy squashes Pickle into small pieces. | Trophy |
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Microphone | Microphone quits the competition. | Soap |
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Soap & Knife | Soap squirts some of her soap into Trophy and Knife tries to spread the soap in Trophy. | Trophy |
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Soap | Soap squirts poison soap in Knife, and that makes Knife stronger and he stabs and tries to cut Soap in half. | Knife |
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Season 3[]
This season only has 4 contestants, but now Knife, Marshmallow, Paper, and the "fan-favorite" Big Orange Spoon, a newcomer, must compete in 4 challenges, which are:
- Painting contest
- Contestant Eliminated: Knife
- Swimming contest
- Contestant Eliminated: Paper
- Spaghetti wrestling
- Winner: Big Orange Spoon / Loser: Marshmallow
- Final challenge
- Winner: Knife (rejoiner) / Loser: Big Orange Spoon
Unlike Season 1 and 2, MePhone5 is the host.
- Veterans: Knife, Paper
- Newcomers: Marshmallow, Big Orange Spoon
1st: Knife
2nd: Big Orange Spoon
3rd: Marshmallow
4th: Paper
5th: Knife (Returned)
Season 4[]
This season goes back to the style of Season 1 and 2. Edward is the host.
- Veterans: Knife, Pickle, Apple, Cheesy, Paper, Big Orange Spoon
- Newcomers: Twinkie, Eggy, Matza
1st: Knife
2nd: Big Orange Spoon
3rd: Twinkie
4th: Pickle
5th: Apple
6th: Cheesy
7th: Eggy
8th: Matza
9th: Paper
Round 1[]
Big Orange Spoon vs. Paper
Big Orange Spoon holds down Paper and rips him.
Round 2[]
Matza vs. Pickle
Pickle falls on Matza, cracking them in half.
Round 3[]
Eggy vs. Twinkie
Eggy crushes Twinkie, but becomes disqualified due to being found guilty of using illegal drugs.
Round 4[]
Apple vs. Cheesy
Cheesy is smashed by Apple.
Trivia[]
- Knife has won all 4 battles.
- Balloon, Bomb, Dough, Suitcase, Test Tube, and Tissues are the only contestants from the first two seasons of Inanimate Insanity that have not competed in Inanimate Battle.
- Taco being inside of Box might be a reference to how Apple mistook the word "Box" for Taco being inside.
- Microphone quitting the competition during Inanimate Battle II possibly foreshadowed her quitting from Inanimate Insanity II in Hatching the Plan.
- On the 6th of December, 2025, This series was flagged and it led to many videos of it getting removed by YouTube, with the first episode of the battle receiving a violation from YouTube's Terms of Services (TOS).
Episodes[]
