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[The episode starts with Lightbulb with a letter that says "You're I.I.nvited" until she trips over Rocky]

Lightbulb: Wuh-Woah!

[Lightbulb slams herself to the ground]

Lightbulb: Oh sorry about that, Uh...

[Lightbulb grabs Rocky's letter]

Lightbulb: Rocky? I'm just running late to this party but it seems you're on your way to a celebration of your own.

[Rocky passes back the letter to Lightbulb]

Lightbulb: Oh you want me to come to yours?

[Rocky nods his head]

Lightbulb: Well you should come to mine! Uh looks like we're at a crossroads. But how do we choose?

[Rocky pulls out a two-sided coin with the colors on the sides being orange and grey]

Lightbulb: You're right! Let's ask our mutual friend, fate. Heads we go to your shindig, tails we go to mine.

[Lightbulb proceeds to throw the coin in the air]

Lightbulb: Woooaaah!

[The coin lands on tails]

Lightbulb: Omga I won! My party it is!

[Lightbulb and Rocky walks to the right]

Lightbulb: I can't wait for you to meet everyone, even if this is 'non-canonical'.

Fan: Did someone say non-canonical? Sorry I was busy visiting the shimmers in my space mobile.

Lightbulb: No worries! Everyone, I'd like to introduce you to my new friend, R-

Nickel: Rocky! Yeah, hey rocky.

Lightbulb: How did you...? How did you know that name?

Nickel: Oh, cause he and I go way back! We've competed together, you know? In fact, we're actually competing with each other right now!

Lightbulb: Even now? Come on fellas, take a break and enjoy the party!

Fan: He's just joshing us, Lightbulb. Rocky here has never competed on any iteration of Inanimate Insanity.

Nickel: You're right, but that's not where we compete!

OJ: Oh! You guys do chess tournaments?

Nickel: No.

Goo: Oh! I know! Puzzle cube competitions.

Nickel: No! Even I'm not that cool. We're just in a long-form elimination-based competition, participating in challenges, alongside other objects who die in reversible ways! Kind of weird, but uh, try to wrap your head around it.

Fan: Ha, nonsense. That's the exact kind of show I'm interested in, if there was more than one of them, I'd know.

Nickel: Well there are! And I assure you, my personality is consistent across all of them! Just ask Rocky! He'll vouch for me.

Lightbulb: Only one way to find out.

[Walks to Rocky]

Lightbulb: Rocky?

Rocky: (Blinks)

Lightbulb: Do you know this coin?

...

[Rocky walks towards Nickel and sits]

Goo: Well, there you have it!

Fan: I'm sorry I ever doubted you.

OJ: Inarguable evidence!

Lightbulb: And it's a good thing too! You all know I have no tolerance for liars.

[Lightbulb, Fan, Goo, and OJ walk away]

Nickel: Heh, thanks for backing me up, old friend.

...

Rocky: (Barfs)