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*clears throat* Friends, fellow intellectuals, fun experts, I've gathered you all in my laboratory today to witness an incredible scientific breakthrough!
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A-actually, Nickel just sent me down here to look for a stapler.
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And he sent me to look for Bomb when he never came back with the stapler, and uh-
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Shh! Tube-o's talking!
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Now, naturally, my first priority after Cobs' assassination was to develop a cloning process, so that we could continue to feast on the fruits of his body!
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Please never call CobCorn that again!
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His corpse is delicious, though.
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Uhh- but my second priority was harvesting the fruits of his mind as well! Since we raided MeCloud's archives, I've been researching ways to recreated Meeple technology.
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Should we really keep calling it "Meeple" technology? I mean, now that we're reclaiming it, why not call it "We-ple"?
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Or "Our-ple"! Mm? Yeah?
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"Us-ple"!
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Shut up-ple! Point is, I've created a portal, like the kind MePhone used to create. Only THIS one will allow us to visit a parallel universe!
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Ooo, we get to go back to Inanimate Insanity Infinity? Black Hole still owes me $10.
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That was an alternate timeline. This is an alternate UNIVERSE we'd be crossing over to!
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Wait, this is another crossover?
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Precisely! We may even encounter alternate versions of ourselves! So as guests in this new universe, please remember to respect the Science Rules!
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*drinking a purple potion* Th-the- the what?
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No catchphrases? Oh, come on!
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These counters taste different than I remember. New varnish, perhaps?
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Test Tube, this seems like a lot of unnecessary setup. Usually these crossovers just kinda happen. On with the show!
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Fine.
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Test Tube activates the portal, sending herself, Fan, Lightbulb, Bomb, Balloon, and Taco through. Nickel enters the laboratory.
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Guys, where's the stapler-
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Nickel notices that everyone is gone.
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Ugh, I can't leave them alone for one MINUTE!
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The II cast emerge on top of the TPOT hotel.
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(simultaneously with Tennis Ball)
Golly, my invention worked! |
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(simultaneously with Test Tube)
Yay, my invention worked! |
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I'm Test Tube. Always a pleasure to meet an alternate dimensional counterpart, haha!
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"Counterpart?" Hmm, I dunno, you're not even a ball! How can I be sure you're an alternate version of me?
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There's only one logical way to confirm it! Favorite law of physics on three: 1, 2, 3!
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Test Tube and Tennis Ball
The Law of Conservation of Linear Momentum!
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Egad, it's like looking in a round fuzzy mirror!
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Test Tube and Tennis Ball both laugh.
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Oh no, there's TWO of them!
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And two of us! Nice to see you again!
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You again?!
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That's what I just said!
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Ugh, I thought I dreamt that whole thing...
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Nope! It was really rimbo-bo-pelosely real. As canon as a cannon in a canyon. Wop-wop-boom! Haha!
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Huh, wow! So I'll really get to fill in for you on TPOT one day?
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Oh, uh, that part wasn't real. You must've dreamt that. *scuttles away*
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Woah, if I had a nickel for every nickel I have, I'd have... $10. You still owe me, Black Hole!
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What? I've... literally never seen you before in my life.
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Playing dumb, eh? Well, two can play at that game!
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Ooh, dibs on playing the winner!
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Lightbulb, not even light can escape from beyond the event horizon, let alone money!
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So it would break the laws of physics for Black Hole to pay you back!
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Awww... Well, I wouldn't want him to do anything illegal...
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Haha, sick.
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Oh wow, a more technologically advanced version of myself? This is so cool, I LOVE crossovers!
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I HATE crossovers!
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Oh, really? But- but BFDI and Inanimate Insanity have such different tones and ideologies, like- it's fun to see them bounce off each other-
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I HATE Inanimate Insanity!
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W-What? How can you HATE Inanimate Insanity?! I- I mean- I mean sure, it's not a perfect show by any means, but I think the way it bridges seasons 2 and 3 proves that it's willing-
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I HATE FAN WARS!
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You can't just blow off my argument like this- AHHHHHH!
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Fan screams as he is blown off the roof of the hotel by Fanny.
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Don't worry, innocent Fan! I'll save you!
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Balloony jumps off the roof, only to start floating down very slowly.
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Oh, COME ON!
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Haha, wow, you really are just a different version of me!
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What?! You and I are nothing alike! My voice is a smooth and dulcet baritone, whereas yours is squeaky and grating!
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Wh- Ah- OH! GRATING?!
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I'M a resplendent Caribbean green, whereas YOU are a garish and hideous pink!
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It's SALMON!
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And you don't. Even. Have. A STRING! I'm offended to be mentioned in the same SENTENCE as you!
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OHHHHHHH, THAT'S IT! Prepare to be POPPED!
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Balloon jumps off the roof in a rage, before slowly floating down as well.
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Oh, in about an hour you are SO doomed.
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So you're like, a clone of me? What number am I thinking of?
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I... don't think that's how this works. Sorry, was that harsh? I'm really trying not to-
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Woah! It WAS not two! How'd you know?
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Call me psychic...
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So are you ALSO considered a "traitor" where you come from?
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How- How did you know that?!
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Call me psychic!
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Honestly, it's nice to meet someone who understands. I mean, sure, I've made some miscalculations in the way that I tried to steal the prize money, emotionally manipulate people, and threaten hostages, but does that really make ME a traitor-?
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Woah woah woah woah woah woah, you DID all that? Buddy, people just CONSIDER me a traitor because of a misunderstanding, but all that stuff you said sounds pretty messed up for real.
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Um... JK?
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Phew, that's a relief. Now what color am I thinking of?
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...I'm not actually psychic.
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You TRAITOR!
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Hello, fellow bombastic buddy!
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W-w-w- wha-w-what? S-sorry, I-I couldn't quite understand that.
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What? Sorry, I couldn't quite understand that.
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...Wanna drink this purple stuff I found?
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YEAH!
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Bomb and Bomby drink the potion and become purple, cheering happily.
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The rift in reality makes a glitchy noise as it cracks open a bit, startling Test Tube.
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Yikes! Looks like your universe got a nasty quantum boo-boo there! How'd THAT happen? You didn't time travel and mess with the past, did you?
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WELL, ABOUT THAT...
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LOL, yeah, uh, our bad guys!
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WHAT?!
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No worries, TOTALLY been there. Here are all the notes I took on repairing spacetime phenomena last time I went time traveling. Hopefully there's SOMETHING you can use!
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Gee, thanks!
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Well, I think that about does it for our crossover field trip! Everyone ready to go back?
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Taco, Bomb, and Nickel
YEAH!
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Yeah, I think we can call it a day. It was a pleasure meeting you, fellow fan. Even if we have... civil disagreements over our personal preferences, I'm sure that we can at least agree that different opinions make our world ALL the richer. So, thank you for a stimulating debate!
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IIIIIIIIII...
agree. Yeah, this was fun! |
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*sigh* Yeah, I guess we can go back...
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Why so glum, chum?
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Well, it's just... everyone else got to meet an alternate version of themselves, but I didn't! Am I all alone in the multiverse? Is there no other fragile glass object out there, with a love for chaotic fun and silliness?
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Lightbulb, don't you see? There is someone here who's just like you! ...It's Yellow Face! He's yellow, just like you. He's serving as Pen's attorney today, but he should be back tomorrow if you wanna come visit!
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Oh, good! I'd hate to think I missed out on a potential friend! Welp, so long forever stranger!
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Test Tube and Tennis Ball open the portal again, and the Inanimate Insanity contestants jump back through it.
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Good work, everyone! Way to make first contact!
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Well, technically it was our sixth or seventh contact depending on if you count puppets but who's counting, really?
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I'm just proud of everyone for following the Science Rules! It's nice to have friends who won't embarrass you when you bring them to a fancy new universe!
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And-and I'm just glad we finally found a stapler. *pulls out Stapy*
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Wh... HUH? Where am I?
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Alriiight! Nice find, Bomb!
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Bomb and Balloon
Yaaaaay!
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*sigh*... And THIS is why we can't have nice things. Fire up the portal again, Fan. I'll wrangle the idiots.
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Ooh! I'll help! I've been DYING for a reasonable pretext to use violence-
Okay. NOW I hear it. |
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Personal growth later. Get that stapler! He owes me $20!
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After everyone leaves, BFDI Nickel jumps out of the counter.
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Shmogly!
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A laugh track plays.
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Cary Huang
And that's our presentation on dimension hopping!
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Michael Huang
Any questions?
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Pencil Plushie
Excuse me, I thought this was about the tour!
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Adam Katz
Oh sorry. My mistake Pencil, you're right. The BFDI and Inanimate Insanity 2025 tour, is REAL!!
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Plushie Crowd
(Cheering)
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Guy in Crowd
(Unenthusiastic clapping)
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Adam Katz
Why- Why don't you be more excited? Why don't you be more excited...
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The unenthusiastic guy is put in time out
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Two Plushie
Enough with the shenanigans. I'd like to hear more about the tour
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Michael Huang
Alright Two, lets talk about the tour then.
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Adam Katz
Yes, we're going to the same six cities as last year. We're gonna be starting in Houston, Texas, then heading to Lauder Hill, Florida. Then we're headed to New York City, New York, Chicago, Illinois, Seattle, Washington and ending in Los Angeles, California!
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Michael Huang
We'll be selling tickets at two different tiers. The first tier is general admission, which will allow you to watch two never before seen episodes of both shows, BFDI and Inanimate Insanity, as well as a QnA session that will allow you to ask the creators of both shows any question you want. Then, there's the VIP ticket, which will allow you to come to the meet and greet and meet the creators in person.
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Cary Huang
You get to talk to us in person, ask questions, draw fanart, get signatures, whatever else you want! For the first three cities, you're gonna get to watch a brand new TPOT episode, and for the last three cities you're gonna get to watch a brand new BFDIA episode.
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Adam Katz
And this tour's gonna be really fun because it's including the live premiere of Inanimate Insanity season...
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Michael Huang (Using the Four voice)
Four!!
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Adam Katz
That is right, for the first three cities we're gonna be premiering the first episode of season 4, and for the second three cities we're gonna be premiering the second episode of season...
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Michael Huang (Using the Four voice)
Four.
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Cary Huang
At the tour, you'll be able to buy this exclusive new merch, like this Firey lamp!
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Michael Huang
As well as this Pencil plush.
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Adam Katz
And we've got the Box plush, plus it opens, and it's magnetized! No way!
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Cary Huang
So what are you waiting for? Buy your tickets now.
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Michael Huang
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Adam Katz
We'll see you there!
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They all cheer.
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