Character | Scene/Script |
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Recapper | Last time on Inanimate Insanity... So, I was doing my recap as usual, and yes, I'm recapping a recap within a recap, when MePhone rudely pushed my recap off the cliff as part of making everything like the first episode for the one-year anniversary. I really don't wanna talk about it so let's just say long story short: pressing charges. Anyway, as part of that anniversary stuff, MePhone changed the animation style back to the old one. Yeah, remember that? And absolutely everyone hated it. (OJ, Marshmallow, Pickle, and Bomb gasp.) Eventually, he changed it back near the end of the elimination, when the final two was down to either Apple or Bomb, and it turned out being that betraying, backstabbing Bomb. Speaking of backstabbing, Marshmallow tested a nerve with some other contestants when she called them idiots in a rage once she heard the next challenge was doing a cool dive off the Crappy Cliff. In the challenge, everyone did terrible. Honestly, terrible. Even Paper, with his tool due to him winning the previous challenge. But Pickle, despite his impaired vision, did the best dive. |
Pickle | Yes! (Bow vomits at his feet.) |
Recapper | And also in honor of the first episode, voting for who was eliminated was up to the contestants to determine. Let's hope for once their decision-making skills have a hint of logic. And that's what you missed on... Inanimate Insanity. |
(OJ walks up to Paper, who is holding another sheet of paper and sitting on a chair.) | |
OJ | Hey Paper, what's up? |
Paper | I'm trying to figure that out myself... |
OJ | What do you mean? |
Paper | Well, just look! I'm a monster! I opened my eyes and I've hurt somebody, or lost the challenge... I'm just digging my own grave. If only I knew what was causing this! |
OJ | Well, maybe we can find out! Did you have this before you went to Idiotic Island? |
(Paper screams and has flashbacks of Idiotic Island and his elimination.) | |
Evil Paper | That doesn't concern you! Since you're gonna die! (picks up the chair he was sitting on) |
OJ | Huh?! |
(OJ slaps Evil Paper before he can do anything. Paper snaps back to normal and drops the chair, breaking it.) | |
Paper | Wha...? It happened again, didn't it...? |
OJ | Yeah, but I think I found the problem. Evil Paper is triggered by the word "Idiotic Island". |
Evil Paper | WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?! |
OJ | (worried) Uh... |
(The intro plays.) | |
(Apple, Pickle, and Marshmallow are sitting on a bench.) | |
Apple | It's because I'm extremely smart, duh! |
Marshmallow | So, time to vote, huh? |
Pickle | Yeah, for you. |
Marshmallow | Oh, come on, I said I was sorry. |
Apple | We don't speak high-pitched squeaker language. |
(OJ pops up from behind the bench.) | |
OJ | Apple, now you're just being as bad as Marshmallow. |
(Paper pops up as well.) | |
Paper | Yeah! |
(Bow also pops up.) | |
Bow | Buy a chair! |
("Elimination Time!" plays.) | |
(The characters are back at the most recent Elimination Area.) | |
MePhone4 | Welcome back to the elimination area! Now with the voting box! Go there and vote for the contestant you dislike the most. |
(Cut to Bow inside the voting box.) | |
Bow | I am sick and tired of that Kiwi! (A picture of Apple shows up on the screen inside the box.) Or... Or is she a lemon? Or guava... |
(Cut to Pickle.) | |
Pickle | Marshmallow! I am not an idiot! I have like, a 43 IQ, and that's above the average cucumber intelligence level. I checked. |
(Cut to OJ.) | |
OJ | Apple has to go. I can't stand to have another fruit-based object with that kind of intelligence. |
(Cut to Taco.) | |
Taco | (whining) Marshmallow is mean! |
(Cut to Marshmallow.) | |
Marshmallow | Apple... is... out of here! |
(Cut to Apple.) | |
Apple | Two words: Marsh. Mallow. Wait a minute, that's four. My apologies. |
(Cut to Paper.) | |
Paper | Hmm... Let's see... Who should be next to go to Idiotic Island...? Wait! (screams and turns to Evil Paper) OJ! You are out of here! |
(Cut back to the elimination area.) | |
MePhone4 | So, after counting up the votes, we have three votes Apple, three votes Marshmallow, and one vote for OJ. |
Paper | OJ! I'm sorry... I had another... |
OJ | It's okay, Paper, I understand. |
Marshmallow | Oh, great! |
MePhone4 | Well, this is the second time two people have had the same amount of votes, so we're gonna solve it the same way as last time: with a tie breaker. (Marshmallow's and Apple's platforms flip, dropping them. They land on the ground behind two desks.) All you have to do is answer one question. The first contestant who answers correctly stays, and the other will be sent to Idiotic Island. (Paper can be heard screaming in the background.) What is 12 times 2 divided by 2 times 2 divided by 2 again minus 6 plus 1? |
(Marshmallow raises her finger to answer.) | |
Apple | 7! |
MePhone4 | And it's correct! |
Marshmallow | Wha– Wha– What?! How did you know that?! |
Apple | My lucky number always works! |
Marshmallow | Does that mean I'm eliminated? |
MePhone4 | To make a long story short... yes. |
(Marshmallow gets hit by the Fist Thingy and screams as she flies to Idiotic Island. She lands next to Knife.) | |
Knife | (maliciously) Hey, Marshmallow! Welcome! |
Marshmallow | NOOOOO! |
(Cut to MePhone4 and the contestants.) | |
MePhone4 | Final six! Awesome! We are really almost done now! And to get this show started, it's time for the Inanimate Smackdown: wrestling. So we're going to go into a tournament bracket. (Bow and Apple get dropped into a wrestling ring.) So let's get started. First up: Bow and Apple. |
(Round 1: Bow vs. Apple) | |
Apple | (sarcastically) Oh dear, a two-inch pink ball. I'm horrified. |
(Bow snaps her fingers, summoning a chair which she beats Apple into the ring's floor with. Bow advances in the bracket.) | |
(Round 1: Paper vs. Pickle) | |
MePhone4 | Pickle, because you won the last contest, you get these punching gloves. (throws two boxing gloves to Pickle) |
Pickle | Alright, you're going down, you looseleaf! |
Paper | Yeah, I guess I am. |
Pickle | Aww, what?! That's no fun! You're supposed to be angry and stuff! Man, you're no fun to mess with. Fight me! (punches Paper, turning him evil) |
Evil Paper | Get that thingy away from me! (pushes Pickle's hand away) |
Pickle | That's better, now we can have a real- |
(Evil Paper picks up Pickle, beats him up as Bow and Taco watch in horror, and tears him in half, throwing him out of the ring. Paper advances.) | |
(Round 3: OJ vs. Taco) | |
OJ | Okay, even though we're friends, Taco, (deep, echoing voice) I WILL DESTROY YOU! (He tries to kick Taco, but it doesn't do anything.) Huh? (continues trying to kick, push, and punch Taco) What's going on here? Why won't you fall?! |
Taco | (deep voice) I'll never fall. |
(OJ gets nervous. Taco spits a lemon and shatters him. She advances.) | |
MePhone4 | Now we have three still in the running! However, because we have three competitors, one has to automatically advance to the finals... and that contestant is Taco... |
Taco | (in the background as MePhone4 continues speaking) Sour cream! |
MePhone4 | ...because she beat her contestant in the least amount of time. |
(Taco advances.) | |
(Round 3: Bow vs. Paper) | |
Paper | Bow, I've been having some... psychological issues I'd rather not talk about, so I don't think I should- |
(Bow grabs a chair and throws at at him, knocking him to the floor of the ring, where Apple is still embedded.) | |
Apple | Oh man, Paper, you lost?! If we don't step it up we're both gonna be sent to Idiotic Island! |
(Paper screams and turns into Evil Paper.) | |
OJ | Apple, what are you doing?! |
Apple | What? It's fun! Idiotic Island, Idiotic Island, Idiotic Island, Idiotic Island, Idiotic Island, Idiotic Island, Idiotic Island... (trails off) |
(As Apple repeats "Idiotic Island", Paper repeatedly switches back and forth between evil and normal before finally fainting.) | |
OJ | Uh, I think he's unconscious! |
Bow | Aww, he's dead... Let's poke him! |
OJ | You don't understand! He may be injured! (shakes Paper) Paper, wake up! Paper! (His voice starts echoing and fading.) Paper?! Paper! |
(Paper wakes up in a black void.) | |
Paper | Huh? Where... am I? (Evil Paper runs past in the background.) Wha-?! What was that?! (sees Evil Paper) Uh... |
Evil Paper | Currently... we're located in a rather... unstable location... |
Paper | This is my... head? |
Evil Paper | For the moment. You've been having difficulties recently... in keeping it under your control. |
Paper | I just don't know what's going on with me... |
Evil Paper | Well, lucky for you, these issues will come to an end... right now! (pushes Paper to the ground from behind) You're weak! Pathetic! You might as well just hand me over the key that unlocks your mind! |
Paper | You want a key?! How about 88 of 'em?! |
Evil Paper | Huh? |
(Evil Paper gets crushed by a piano and Paper wakes up screaming in the real world.) | |
MePhone4 | (on the phone) Yeah, cause of death is unknown. No, it didn't have anything to do with one of my challenges! I can't be held respo- (notices that Paper is awake) ...Um, nevermind, okay, bye. (hangs up) Paper! So glad you're back. |
(Apple, who has now been cut in half horizontally, bounces towards Paper.) | |
Apple | Hey Paper, guess what! Idiotic Island! |
Paper | Ah! (nothing happens) Hey... I'm... cured! (notices that Apple has been cut in half and looks at her in confusion) |
Apple | Oh, this? Oh, they needed to cut me in half to get me out of that stupid hole. |
OJ | You did it, Paper! You conquered your evil self! |
Bow | (climbs on top of OJ) Aww, I liked it when you were Mr. Angry Eyes. |
(OJ tries to knock Bow off of him, but she falls into him instead.) | |
MePhone4 | Anyway, you missed it! Taco destroyed Bow in the arena! (Bow glares at a smugly smiling Taco as a farting sound is heard.) Anyway, everyone's up for elimination except Taco. So, vote for one of these contestants by May 7th. The next episode comes out on June 1st. |
(Cut to Idiotic Island at night.) | |
Marshmallow | Hey, I just realized! Isn't someone missing? |
Nickel | Yeah, nobody showed up last month. Was someone supposed to? |
Baseball | (looking up) Uh, guys, do you see that? |
Nickel | (looks up) What? What is that?! |
(Bomb, who is on fire, falls from the sky.) | |
Knife | It's Bomb! |
(Everyone screams as Bomb falls, blowing up upon contact with the ground.) |
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