| Character
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Scene/Script
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| (Scene: Night, Test Tube is looking through a telescope as Fan walks up to her.)
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| Test Tube
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Oh, hey! Are you here to see the waning crescent out tonight?
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| Fan
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...The what?
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| Test Tube
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The old moon phase, of course! Looks small from here, but it actually has a diameter of 3,747 kilometers across!
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| Fan
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It's huge, but from this angle looks small... just like me on this show. (lies down next to Test Tube) I feel like nobody really notices me here. I've never been the best at making friends.
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| Test Tube
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Yeah, I'm a teensy-weensy bit awkward, too. (laughs awkwardly)
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| (Cut to Marshmallow and Paintbrush diving into a bush, as Apple, covered in paint, runs onscreen.)
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| Apple
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Marshmallow! Where are you?! It's nearly 8 o'clock! We haven't finished our finger painting session yet! (screams and runs off)
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| Marshmallow
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Phew! I think I lost her. (to Paintbrush) Thanks for helping me ditch Apple.
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| Paintbrush
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Well, it's nice to know that someone on the team is bright enough to still appreciate me.
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| Marshmallow
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It's just so annoying that Apple doesn't even care about Bow! I feel so guilty.
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| Paintbrush
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Don't worry. You were just trying to save MePhone in the finale. I'm sure Bow would have understood.
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| (Cut to Test Tube and Fan.)
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| Test Tube
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Guess we aren't the only troubled ones here.
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| (Cut back to the bush. MePhone5S teleports in where Marshmallow was sitting, sending her flying through the air. She lands next to Apple.)
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| Apple
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Marsh! Thank goodness I found you! We're late for our finger paint session! (drags Marshmallow with her)
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| Marshmallow
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So... close...
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| (Cut to Test Tube and Fan. MePhone5S walks up to them.)
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| MePhone5S
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Hello, peasants. I am the wonderful-
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| Test Tube
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(getting in his face) MePhone5S?! With the new M7 chip, and retina display?! Wowie!
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| (MePhone5C teleports in next to Fan.)
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| MePhone5C
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And I'm the beautiful new MePhone5C, the most colorful beauty in existence. (to Fan) I'm made of plastic. Neat, huh?
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| Fan
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Yeah, that's really... something.
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| MePhone5S
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Honey, please. (to Test Tube and Fan) You know how women can be... so energetic.
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| MePhone5C
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How could you talk down to me like that? Am I worth nothing to you?
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| MePhone5S
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You're right. I'm sorry for being egotistical. Just remember to stick to the plan.
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| MePhone5C
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Right, the plan! We must kill the inferior MePho-
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| MePhone5S
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SHUT UP DARLING, IT'S A SECRET. (clears throat, to Test Tube and Fan) Anyway, yeah... Do you know where he might be?
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| Fan
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Uh, hmm... (clears throat, then whispers to Test Tube) We'll take care of that. (cough) Uh, so, guys, you- you actually just missed him!
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| Test Tube
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Oh yes! Indeed! He's right near that cliff over there!
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| MePhone5C
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Thanks for the help, darling!
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| (MePhone5C and MePhone5S teleport to the edge of the cliff.)
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| MePhone5S
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I'm having trouble detecting him. Maybe my fingerprint scanner can help. (presses button, then starts to jump around jerkily)
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| MePhone5C
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Oh my! So advanced! So dreamy!
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| Fan
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Not sure what you're doing, but in the real world, we look with our eyes!
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| MePhone5S
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Honey, would you mind going down there and checking it out?
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| MePhone5C
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Sure, babycakes! Meeple Maps says to fly straight down!
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| (MePhone5C flies into MePhone5S, causing them both to fall screaming down the cliff. They hit the water, cough, and explode as Test Tube and Fan watch. The two contestants watch in silence for a few moments.)
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| Fan
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Oh. That was easier than I thought.
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| Test Tube
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It's like they get less intelligent every generation. Hmm... huh.
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| (Cut to Marshmallow screaming and running away from Apple.)
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| Apple
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Where are you going, Marshmallow?! What about the finger paints?! (runs after her, also screaming)
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| (intro plays)
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| (The Bright Lights are gathered at the Elimination Area.)
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| MePhone4
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Today, because of the spooky setting for this episode, I got Halloween-themed pumpkins. (knocks on pumpkin) And they're really heavy!
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| Test Tube
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Um, it's not Halloween.
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| MePad
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You are off by over a month, sir.
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| MePhone4
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Close enough. Anyway, pumpkins go to Marshmallow, Test Tube, Apple, and Fan.
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| (Fan's pumpkin splatters in his face.)
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| Apple
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Wow, Marsh! We're both safe! (starts hugging Marshmallow) We have so much in common, haha!
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| Marshmallow
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(choked) Can you please stop strangling me...?
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| MePhone4
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We're down to our bottom three. I can't say I'm surprised. You guys are pretty annoying.
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| Yang
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SHUT UP!! (grabs a torch and runs up to MePhone)
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| MePhone4
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SECURITY!
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| (Toilet spits water at Yin-Yang, sending him back to the bleachers.)
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| Toilet
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Don't worry, sir! I got your back! (spilling water on MePhone4) I WOULD NEVER LET ANYONE HURT YOU!!!!
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| MePhone4
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UGH! YOU'RE SPITTING ON ME!!! GET OUT OF HERE!! (Toilet dashes off.) Anyway, Lightbulb is safe. (Lightbulb punches the pumpkin mid-flight, causing it to splatter.) Paintbrush and Yin-Yang, you're the bottom two. I wonder who's gonna go? (sarcastically) You know, the viewers just love the new characters.
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| Yin
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Water!
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| Yang
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Dr. Fizz!
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| Yin
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WATER!!
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| Yang
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DR. FIZZ!!
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| (Yin and Yang begin hitting each other.)
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| Paintbrush
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...Really?
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| (MePad loads the votes. The final results are 946 votes for Paintbrush and 1859 votes for Yin-Yang. Victorious music plays.)
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| Paintbrush
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Yes! Whoah! (dodges pumpkin)
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| Yin
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Huh? No!
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| Yang
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Woohoo! I'm so glad.
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| Yin
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I'm sorry for all the trouble-
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| Yang
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No!! SHUT UP!!!
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| (Yin and Yang begin fighting, eventually tumbling into the Rejection Portal.)
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| Lightbulb
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You hear about this sort of thing in the paper, but you never think it's gonna happen to you.
|
| (Cut to MePhone4 and the contestants walking away from the Elimination Area.)
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| MePhone4
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Well, guys, to celebrate the Halloween special-
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| Baseball
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Dude, it's not Halloween.
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| MePhone4
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Perhaps if I set the mood.
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| (MePad plays "Super-Duper-Mega-Whopper Scary Tune #483".)
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| Nickel
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Yeah, still not working for ya.
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| MePhone4
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Well, for this spine-chilling “episode”, you're all going into a haunted house. (MePad begins playing music again.) Okay, MePad, I get it!
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| MePad
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My apologies, sir.
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| Toilet
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Oh, my Gosh! You're the worst assistant ever, MePad!
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| MePhone4
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And whoever can stay inside the longest without running out screaming their heads off wins for their team.
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| Microphone
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There can't be anything that scary in there. And besides, since when did that even get here? I've never seen it before!
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| MePhone4
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Like it matters. Everyone just go in, if you dare!
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| Suitcase
|
Oh, great. I don't think I'm gonna like this challenge.
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| Nickel
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Pfft. Why? You're not gonna get scared, are you?
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| Suitcase
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Well, uh... Pfft, of course not, heh.
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| Nickel
|
Oh, sorry. I just assumed 'cause I thought you were a complete wimp!
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| Suitcase
|
(looks suspiciously at Nickel) Huh...
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| Soap
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You know, team, I've actually been feeling a lot better about myself. Give or take a few months ago, I would scream at every cluster of dirt I saw, but now I feel like I'm finally getting over it. (Baseball busts open the door, revealing a spiderweb. Soap screams.) It's a cobweb! (runs toward it to clean it up)
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| Microphone
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Typical. I'll have to use a little more self-restraint to win this challenge.
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| Baseball
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Microphone, it's not about you, it's about winning as a team! Together! So, whatever you guys do, don't split- (Most of the Grand Slams run off.) ...up. Augh!
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| Balloon
|
Well, I guess we'll go together, then!
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| Suitcase
|
Yay!
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| Baseball and Nickel
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(unenthusiastically) Yay...
|
| (Cut to Apple and Marshmallow inside Purgatory Mansion.)
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| Apple
|
Oh, Marshmallow! Are you scared? (hugs Marshmallow)
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| Marshmallow
|
Why do you keep clinging on to me like that?
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| Apple
|
I don't want you to get hurt, is all!
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| Marshmallow
|
I'm sure if you just let go of me for a minute, then nothing bad would happen.
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| Apple
|
Well, okay.
|
| (Apple lets go of Marshmallow, who lands safely on the wooden floor.)
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| Marshmallow
|
See?
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| (A spiked ball falls between Apple and Marshmallow, separating them.)
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| Apple
|
Agh! No, Marshmallow!
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| Marshmallow
|
Finally, I'm free! But I gotta hide fast! (runs off)
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| Apple
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No, don't go!
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| (Marshmallow hides behind a door with a floral pattern, with Apple running by soon after.)
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| Apple
|
Where'd you go, Marshmallow?! Where are you going? (screams)
|
| (Cut to Marshmallow in the room the door leads to.)
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| Marshmallow
|
Finally, it's over! I'm alone.
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| (jack in da box does stuff yada yada yada)
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| Bow
|
BWAHHHHHHHH (marshmallow screams then bow laughs lololololololo) Oh, I got you good! (laughs) Look at you, you walked into the room, and- (laughs, then calms down) Marshmallow? (sees that Marshmallow isn't moving) ...Hello? (pulls out her phone to take a picture of the paralyzed Marshmallow and starts to post it on Instagram) I'm so gonna share this. (Marshmallow gets up. Bow shows her phone.) Which filter do you think works best?
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| Marshmallow
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(considers for a few seconds) Try a blue one.
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| Bow
|
(selects the filter) Ooh, that does look good! Posting it now!
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| Marshmallow
|
Yeah! W-wait, Bow?! I can't believe it! You're a ghost!
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| Bow
|
Oh yeah, that. Cool, right? I have a tail!
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| Marshmallow
|
What happened to you? I thought you were dead!
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| Bow
|
Oh, I am. This is just what happens when objects die forever! Their spirit becomes trapped here in Purgatory Mansion. It's cool and all, but the cell service here sucks.
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| Marshmallow
|
So when you died in the finale, your soul has been here all along?
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| Bow
|
Pretty much!
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| Marshmallow
|
Well, I thought you'd be mad at me.
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| Bow
|
Um, for what?
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| Marshmallow
|
Well, y'know, I kinda put you in a box and made you turn evil and made you kill yourself?
|
| (Zoom in on Bow with eerie music as she starts to turn feral, only to abruptly come to her senses.)
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| Bow
|
But I have a tail, yay! And it's all thanks to you! (hugs Marshmallow) So anyway, what are you doing here in this dump?
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| Marshmallow
|
Well, we're on Season 2 of Inanimate Insanity, and-
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| Bow
|
Ugh, that show is still going on? When will it end...?
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| Marshmallow
|
Well, uh, the challenge is to scare people out of the mansion.
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| Bow
|
Oh, pfft... I could do that in, like, two seconds! Maybe three... I'll take care of that for ya!
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| Marshmallow
|
Really? Even after I killed you?
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| Bow
|
I. Have. A tail.
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| Marshmallow
|
Yeah, yeah, right, the tail. Cool. Let's get this over with, then.
|
| (Cut to the Grand Slams exploring a different part of the mansion.)
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| Nickel
|
Ooooh... This is the perfect outlet to tell some of my ghost stories! (laughs evilly at Suitcase)
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| Suitcase
|
(frightened) I... never saw you as the ghost story type.
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| Baseball
|
Oh, he is.
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| Nickel
|
Come on, Baseball! You gotta get into that Halloween spirit!
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| Baseball
|
It's not Halloween!
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| (The room goes dark, and torches light up behind Nickel.)
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| Nickel
|
It was a dark and stormy night...
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| (Suitcase and Balloon scream and dash off.)
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| Nickel
|
Hey, I barely said anything! Well, at least I can tell you, Baseball.
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| Baseball
|
Yeah, I'll pass on that. (walks away)
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| Nickel
|
(sarcastically) Man, you really know how to enjoy yourself!
|
| (Cut to Suitcase and Balloon cowering against a wall. Knife walks by.)
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| Knife
|
Hey, guys. You two look like you just saw a ghost!
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| Suitcase
|
Ghost!? What?!
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| Knife
|
(chuckles) I'm just messing with you guys.
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| Balloon
|
Oh, come on!
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| Suitcase
|
Knife, the challenge is to not be scared!
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| Knife
|
Oh, don't trust me? Okay. (walks away) I'll leave you alone with the person that was just (sarcastically) so trustworthy last season! (chuckles as Suitcase and Balloon look at each other, then takes out his Dora Doll) Well, I guess it's just you and me now, Dora.
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| (Pan to Marshmallow and Bow, who are hidden in the shadows ahead of him.)
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| Bow
|
Like, eww. He still carries that thing around? Lame.
|
| (Bow possesses the Dora doll, making it float and turn pink.)
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| Knife
|
What the heck?! Who's doing this?!
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| Marshmallow
|
(off-screen) It's someone you used to constantly bully!
|
| Knife
|
That doesn't really narrow it down.
|
| (The possessed Dora doll turns red with a black aura.)
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| Bow
|
(as the Dora doll, deep voice) Adiós. (rips the doll to pieces.)
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| Knife
|
No...! No! (begins getting dragged by Bow) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (He gets tossed out of house screaming. He lands on his blade outside.)
|
| (Cut to Cheesy and Microphone walking together.)
|
| Cheesy
|
So then I said, "That's not my wife, that's a vampire!" (jumps and slaps his knee)
|
| Microphone
|
Come on, Cheesy, I'm trying to save my reputation! Why is it so hard for me not to do something wrong?
|
| Cheesy
|
I'm not sure you can avoid that. You know what they say. The past speaks... volumes!
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| Microphone
|
I'M NOT THAT LOUD!!!!!!!
|
| (Cut to Bow and Marshmallow standing nearby, covering their ears.)
|
| Bow
|
Argh! (flies to Microphone) Ow, like, ow! Seriously?! This is how you scream!
|
| (Bow takes a deep breath, then roars so loud that it sends Microphone flying out of the mansion window screaming. Cheesy walks past Marshmallow and Bow.)
|
| Cheesy
|
Wow, seems like you're having a ghoul night! (chuckles and slaps his knee)
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| Bow
|
Ugh, that wasn't even funny.
|
| (Cheesy zooms back to Marshmallow and Bow.)
|
| Cheesy
|
AH... AH... WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?! THAT WAS NOT COOL GIRL! WHY I OUGHTA...
|
| (Cheesy tries to punch Bow, but jumps through her and crashes through the window. He blinks and looks down, then falls down screaming.)
|
| (Cut to Test Tube and Fan in a different part of the mansion.)
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| Test Tube
|
I still don't get it. What's with Paintbrush and Lightbulb always fighting all the time?
|
| Fan
|
Well, Lightbulb isn't the best leader, but her goofiness makes her popular. And Paintbrush wants the best for the team, but he's acting like a big jerk.
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| Test Tube
|
He? I always thought Paintbrush was a girl!
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| Fan
|
Oh, don't get me started on that one.
|
| (Pan to Bow, who is watching them behind a corner.)
|
| Bow
|
Ugh, OMG! Why is everyone being so boring and nice!?
|
| (Bow possesses a desk and makes it float.)
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| Fan
|
Oh, please, that's probably just some loose strings or something.
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| Test Tube
|
Child's play. Gravity would never allow such a catastrophic event.
|
| (Bow flies out of the table, possesses a chair, and smashes it against the floor.)
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| Fan
|
Ugh, give it up, MePhone! The chair was obviously alive and killed itself.
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| Test Tube
|
How fallacious. There's obviously some gravity-bending black hole nearby!
|
| Bow
|
(leaves the remains of the chair) Ugh! You guys are such nerds, OMG!
|
| (Fan screams and runs away, crashing through a window.)
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| Test Tube
|
Fascinating, a ghost! But, wait. A ghost! That means... I was wrong. And if I'm wrong now, then it's quite possible... that everything I've ever studied has been false! I... I can't believe it... How... I... Why... (screams and shatters)
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| Bow
|
Umm, uh... okay.
|
| Paintbrush
|
Whoah! Oh, it's you. Are you here to send me to the Calm Down Corner again?
|
| Lightbulb
|
Painty, it was just one corner, come on! (rapping) I mean, it wouldn't be that bright to get real uptight, we're in a creepy crazy mansion, and fans got a lot of fright! Word!
|
| Paintbrush
|
...Right. And speaking of bright, it's so dark in here! I can't see anything!
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| Lightbulb
|
I'm the sharpest bulb in the shed! I got this!
|
| (Bow chuckles and goes to scare Lightbulb, but Lightbulb turns herself on, warding Bow off.)
|
| Bow
|
*screams* It burns! (poofs away)
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| Paintbrush
|
Wow, that's really handy of you! (Lightbulb looks delighted.) Uh, I mean, uh, g-good job, or... whatever. (Lightbulb looks disappointed.)
|
| (Bow reappears nearby.)
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| Bow
|
Oh no you didn't!
|
| (Bow possesses Paintbrush's bristles and uses them to yank them around.)
|
| Paintbrush
|
Ow! Hey, what's going on? Ow!
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| Lightbulb
|
Painty, you're flying! Wow, somebody bribed the animator right here.
|
| Paintbrush
|
I'm not doing this... Ow! ...on purpose! Ow!
|
| Lightbulb
|
(jumps onto Paintbrush's back) I gotcha! We can be flying buddies!
|
| (Bow tosses both Paintbrush and Lightbulb out the window. They both scream.)
|
| (Cut to Balloon and Suitcase.)
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| Balloon
|
Ugh! Nickel's story scared the HELIUM out of me! Why is he trying to mess with us?
|
| Suitcase
|
I'm not so sure he's the one messing with us... What about you?! You tried to manipulate everyone last season!
|
| Balloon
|
Oh, come on! I was horrible at that; how could I be managing this?!
|
| Suitcase
|
Then why did you try last season?
|
| Balloon
|
Because... I thought that's how you win in a reality show like this! It's not who I really am, I swear! I've always been paranoid of what you all think about me, alright?!
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| Suitcase
|
I... I'm sorry. I believe you. Well, I'll always be by your side.
|
| (Bow appears nearby.)
|
| Bow
|
UGH! BORING!
|
| (Bow possesses Balloon and inflates him until he pops.)
|
| Suitcase
|
Well, of course. Why would I stop feeling scared? (runs away screaming and crashes through a window)
|
| (Cut to Bow and Marshmallow walking through a hallway. Bow is on her phone while Marshmallow is talking.)
|
| Marshmallow
|
It's not that I hate Apple or anything. I'm glad we're friends and all.
|
| Bow
|
(not paying attention) Uh-huh. OMG, that's crazy.
|
| Marshmallow
|
I just can't stand her!
|
| Bow
|
Uh-huh.
|
| Marshmallow
|
I just... (turns to Bow) Are you even listening?
|
| Bow
|
Ugh, excuse me! A little respect for the dead! Anyway, what about you and Pomegranate?
|
| Marshmallow
|
(As she speaks, Bow slowly goes back to her phone.) I'm glad we've settled our differences. We're good friends now, but sometimes, I wish she could just leave me alone.
|
| Bow
|
Oh, um... Just need to get some more cell service over here! BRB!
|
| (Bow poofs away and Marshmallow sighs in exasperation. Then, she hears Apple talking to herself nearby.)
|
| Apple
|
Yes! I'm so glad Marshmallow is gone! Now I can enjoy myself! Haha!
|
| Marshmallow
|
Apple?
|
| Apple
|
After all, I am just using her vote to get farther in the game.
|
| Marshmallow
|
(gasp) YOU! BIG! JERK! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'VE BEEN USING ME!
|
| Apple
|
But Marshmallow! I was just kidding! It was a big joke! HA. HA.
|
| Marshmallow
|
You were by yourself! I can't believe I was ever friends with you. (Apple shakes her head, looking confused.) Bow, take care of her! ...Bow? Hello?
|
| (A pink aura surrounds Apple, and she is thrown screaming out a window.)
|
| Marshmallow
|
Serves her right.
|
| (Cut to Baseball and Nickel.)
|
| Nickel
|
Help! I'm being possessed! Ow!
|
| Baseball
|
Yeah, right. You're making a fool out of yourself.
|
| Nickel
|
Fine...
|
| Bow
|
Okay, that is not what you look like when you're possessed. (flies into Baseball, possessing him)
|
| Nickel
|
Ahhh, Halloween. It's pretty funny seeing everyone psych themselves out. It's pathetic, really. Good thing I don't have to worry about that. (bumps into Baseball) Uh, can you move, please? (Baseball turns around, giving him a creepy smile.) Um...
|
| (The Bow-possessed Baseball roars and chases a screaming Nickel through a window. After they land on the ground, Bow leaves Baseball and flies back into the mansion.)
|
| Baseball
|
What? How did we get here?
|
| Nickel
|
Oh. My. Gosh. That was amazing! I can't believe that you actually scared me!
|
| Baseball
|
What are you talking about?
|
| Nickel
|
Oh, scary and modest? Baseball, it's times like these that I realize why we're true friends. (walks away)
|
| Baseball
|
What?
|
| (Cut to Marshmallow and Bow inside the mansion.)
|
| Marshmallow
|
Bow? Did you scare everyone out of the mansion? That means I win!
|
| Bow
|
Yay!
|
| (They hear Soap scream in the distance.)
|
| Soap
|
It's a cobweb!
|
| Bow
|
Expect her.
|
| (Cut to Soap carrying a portable vacuum cleaner on her back.)
|
| Soap
|
Okay, I think I got all dust bunnies, except (gasps) you! (sucks up the dust bunny with the vacuum cleaner)
|
| (Bow flies up behind Soap and roars at her, but Soap is unable to hear her due to the noise from the vacuum cleaner.)
|
| Bow
|
Um, hello?!
|
| (Soap turns around and accidentally sucks Bow up with the vacuum cleaner. Bow screams.
|
| Soap
|
Oh, oopsies.
|
| Marshmallow
|
YOU... YOU MONSTER! (walking up to Soap) DID YOU JUST KILL MY FRIEND?!
|
| Soap
|
Sorry, but did you see that cobweb?! We've got bigger problems on our hands.
|
| Marshmallow
|
I DIDN'T LET BOW SCARE TWELVE PEOPLE OUT OF HERE FOR NOTHING! YOU'RE GOING DOWN!!!
|
| (Marshmallow runs screaming at Soap, but the vacuum cleaner sucks her in and she gets stuck on the nozzle.)
|
| Soap
|
Uh oh, uh...
|
| Marshmallow
|
Hey, let go of me!
|
| (Soap puts the vacuum in reverse, blowing Marshmallow screaming out of the mansion.)
|
| Soap
|
Sorry again... But yay, I win! (claps)
|
| MePhone4
|
And it looks like the Grand Slams win again! And the six Bright Lights will have to face elimination! So who's going home?
|
| (The credits roll.)
|
| (After the credits, cut to Purgatory Mansion, where Bow pulls herself out of Soap's vacuum cleaner. The ghost of Dough floats into frame.)
|
| Bow
|
Who are you?
|
