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MePad, labeled The Assistant, is MePhone4's assistant for elimination votes. His first appearance is "Marsh on Mars."


When first introduced, MePad is a docile and tranquil assistant to MePhone4 who works on a relatively professional level. His primary purpose is to assist and serve MePhone4 in any situation, which he strongly abides by, including the showcasing of the elimination votes.

MePad is respectful and well-mannered, commonly referring to his boss as "sir", and will occasionally address contestants using "Mr." or "Ms.". At first, MePad believes Toilet, MePhone4's other assistant, should also behave professionally in his workplace. In turn, Toilet makes it very clear that he doesn't like MePad's presence and is jealous of the attention he gets from MePhone4, though MePad doesn't seem to notice Toilet's hatred and shows no animosity. In "Theft and Battery", MePad explains to Toilet that he views the two as equals and doesn't consider himself superior, sparking mutual respect between them.

As a Meeple Product, MePad may lack an understanding of general emotion and is usually seen expressionless. Despite this, MePad has developed a sense of wit and sarcasm, presumably from MePhone4, as first seen in "Cooking for the Grater Good" when commenting on Trophy's elimination and in "A Kick in the Right Direction" when noting Dough's repetitive nature. In "Kick the Bucket", MePad reassures that he "can't feel anything".

MePad is very clever and intelligent, offering advice and solutions to MePhone4's problems. Due to his high levels of intelligence and observant nature, MePad may get caught up in analyzing little details and functional marvels while more important matters are at hand. While observing the competition, MePad has gradually worried and expressed concern for contestants' safety, particularly Marshmallow. His respect for contestants has challenged his professional side, as he allows Marshmallow to leave the show's parameters despite breaking the rules, and later lies about her whereabouts.


MePad is a large black rectangular tablet with a dark silver casing, very similar to the MePhone line. He has a fuchsia/magenta background with speckled dots and an aqua sound-wave mouth. Below his screen is a home button. MePad has two cameras, a small one above his screen and one on his back above a black Meeple logo.


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MePad has the following abilities:

  • Teleportation: Using advanced Meeple technology, MePad has the ability to travel instantaneously from one location to another without physically occupying the space in between. He can also teleport others, as first seen in "Theft and Battery".


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Voice Actors

  • Grey Collins (US/UK/AU/CAN) (Episodes 2-12)
  • Justin Chapman (US/UK/AU/CAN) (Episode 13-14)
  • Jojo93able (Italy)

Comparison and Contrast from iPads

At the time of MePad's first appearance in "Marsh on Mars", MePad mentions that he has quad 4-dual processors, while iPads don't have them yet. MePad also says he has "the new A6 chip" like real iPads, while it should have been an M6 chip like MePhone4S's M5 chip.


  • MePad is the only Meeple product to not have died yet.
  • MePad is the first Meeple product to refrain from hunting MePhone4, other than MePhone4 himself.
  • MePad is the second Meeple product to have a soundwave mouth, after MePhone5.
  • It was confirmed by Adam that he is actually an iPad Mini.
  • He is the only Meeple product to be armless.
  • MePad is the second-largest character and Meeple Product on Inanimate Insanity.
    • The largest character and Meeple Product is MePhone6+.


These are votes that MePad displayed

  • v (Votes)

Votes for Marsh on Mars

Total: 2497v

Votes for Tri Your Best

Total: 3021v

Votes for Cooking for the Grater Good

Total: 4010v

Votes for A Kick in the Right Direction

Total: 3851-3853v

Votes for Let 'Er R.I.P.

Total: 4211v

Votes for Everything's A-OJ

Total: 4300v

Votes for Theft and Battery

Total: 5688v

Votes for Rain On Your Charade

Total: 7348v (record)

Votes for Kick the Bucket


  • Shell Collecting - 4516v
  • Knitting - 4573v
  • Bucket Brigade - 7281 Chosen

Total: 16370v


  • Balloon 5v Eliminated
  • Nickel 1v Eliminated (Due to surprise double elimination)

Total: 6v

Votes for Alternate Reality Show


  • Woodworking - 3679v
  • Origami - 2232v
  • Painting - 2201v Chosen

Total: 8112v


Total: 8v

Votes for Mine Your Own Business


  • Sand Castle Building
  • Treasure Hunt
  • Cave Mining - Chosen

Total: Unknown