Please Cobs, don't. Please Cobs, don't. Please Cobs, don't. Please Cobs, do-don't. Please Cobs, don't! Please Cobs, DON'T! DON'T DON'T D-D-DON'T, DOOOOOOOOOOOO-

—MePhone3GS's final words before deactivation

        MePhone3GS is a minor character in Inanimate Insanity II that appears in "Mine Your Own Business."


Much of MePhone3GS's personality is unknown, other than that he is fearful and terrified of his creator, Steve Cobs. He also appears to be very emotionally distressed.


MePhone3GS is a black rectangular phone with a round casing that smooths his corners. On one side, he has two volume buttons and a ringer switch, and on the other side is a power button. He has a large screen on his front, with gray gradient wallpaper. Unlike his successors, he lacks a front camera. When speaking, MePhone3GS's voice and face glitches and typically cut to static. Across his screen is a massive crack.


Little is known of MePhone3GS's past. He first appears in one of MePhone4's suppressed memories, where he is found in a storeroom. In an old recording he plays, he addresses others as "troops", implying he was some kind of leader. However, this could be another person, as the voice actors for those lines are different. Following the recording, he repeatedly begs Steve Cobs not to do an unknown action, presumably shutting him down.

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