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Food[]

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Fish Food[]

Fish Food is an item first seen during a commercial in "One-Shot Wonder", being advertised at the end of a commercial by Cheesy. It was not seen again until "Alternate Reality Show", where Lightbulb was chewing on a box of it.

According to the commercial, it is "the only food that feeds wolves".

Candy (Various)[]

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Pizzas[]

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Mini-Wiches[]

The Mini-Wiches appear on a snack table on Boaty in "Stranded in Paradise" and are presumably a favorite food of Balloon, as he mentions wanting to be like one in a short soliloquy before eating one. He also mentions mini-wiches in his poetry in "Title TBD".

Somehow as seen in "You Can't Do This Forever", there are few camera shots where Bot is seen eating a mini-wich, It debatable or not, but Bot does chew on the mini-wich, as was seen being satisfied for eating the mini-wich.

Hors d'oeuvres[]

Hors d'oeuvres are a plate of various snacks recurringly offered by Tea Kettle starting in "The Shame of the Name". They consist of several cheeses, deviled eggs, grapes and presumably wafers. In "Try Not To Laugh Challenge", upon arriving at Indefinite Island, Tea Kettle shares her hors d'oeuvres with Lifering and Blueberry, both who are hungry and without food. In her Exit Interview, Tea Kettle notes that she uses plenty of garlic and chili powder on her deviled eggs.

Fudge Sundae[]

A Fudge Sundae is Goo's favorite dessert first introduced in "Snapshot Showdown". While generating many different desserts for her teammates using the Pic-Nix Tables, Cabby generates a fudge sundae for Goo. The sundae can also be seen on the table for the scrapped Chocolate And Other Very Yummy Treat Tasting Challenge in "Try Not To Laugh Challenge".

Matzo Ball Soup[]

Matzo Ball Soup is Clover's favorite dessert first introduced in "Snapshot Showdown". While generating many different desserts for her teammates using the Pic-Nix Tables, Cabby generates a bowl of matzo ball soup for Clover. Matzo ball soup is also mentioned in the Trivia section of Clover's bio.

Chocolate Cake with Whipped Cream[]

Chocolate Cake with Whipped Cream is Bow's and Bot's favorite dessert first introduced in "Snapshot Showdown". However, it is previously mentioned in "Double Digit Desert". While generating many different desserts for her teammates using the Pic-Nix Tables, Cabby generates a chocolate cake with whipped cream for Bot. The cake is seen again in "Out of Body Experience" and "Title TBD" on the Pic-Nix table. Bot also uses a plate of the cake to crack a joke in "Try Not To Laugh Challenge" to try and cheer Clover up.

Banana/Banana Peel[]

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Spaghetti[]

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Craft Services[]

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Media[]

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Desperate Housewives[]

Desperate Housewives is a TV show that Knife and Paper watch in "A Lemony Lesson" on Knife's portable DVD player instead of doing the actual challenge. It is based on the real-life series.

Unknown Reality Show[]

The Unknown Reality Show is a show MePhone4 watches in one of his flashbacks in "Mine Your Own Business". Although hard to discern, the show appears to be a sailing competition show based on lines heard from behind-the-scenes footage[1]. Though MePhone4 appears to enjoy watching the show, Steve Cobs walks in and is disappointed MePhone4 watches it instead of completing his tasks.

Where Babies Come From[]

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Where Babies Come From is the name of the book Baseball reads while on Idiotic Island. It has a blue cover with a picture of a baby on it. It first appeared in "A New Stage In The Game", where Baseball reads the book whilst trying to calm Paper down.

In "The Snowdown", Baseball appears reading the book again, but visibly not enjoying his book. Later, he appears and pleads for the viewers to vote him in, stating he needs a new book and begins to explain it until he is quickly cut-away from. In "Double Digit Desert", Baseball does not rejoin the competition and he complains that he needs a new book. MePhone4 remarks that he got him a new one, making Baseball initially pleased until he realizes that the book is Twilight. 

Twilight[]

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Twilight is a book that Baseball receives after Where Babies Come From. Baseball seems to dislike this book more than the other. Unlike his previous book, he does not appear to read it. It is based on the real-life book. The book cover says it is almost as bad as the movies, and advertises Taylor Grodin by asking the viewers to subscribe to his YouTube channel.

Microphone's Diary[]

Microphone's Diary

Microphone's Diary is a diary owned by Microphone first seen in "Theft and Battery". She writes her thoughts into the book while speaking them out loud about what she may have seen in the bush until Cheesy interrupts her.

In "Rain On Your Charade", Microphone travels to the Perilous Forrest and writes in her diary again, but gets angry and tosses it away. It is picked up by Taco, who reads her entries off-screen to torment her.

Spectre Spotters[]

The Spectre Spotters is a game played by Pickle and Knife in "Everything's A-OJ" and presumably in "Breaking the Ice". It appears as an 8-bit fighting game based on Super Smash Brothers.

The game is later played by Cheesy and Microphone in "The Reality of the Situation". In "Through No Choice of Your Own", Taco recognizes the game as something that Pickle used to heavily enjoy.

Other[]

Piano[]

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The Piano is a large brown grand piano utilized by Knife against Paper during the tie-breaker challenge in "A Lemony Lesson". After dropping a bowling ball, an apple, Taco, and a dolphin on Paper, who clinged to the pole, Knife dropped the large piano on him, which crashed into Paper abruptly and knocking him into the water, making him the first eliminated contestant of Inanimate Insanity.

In "Inanimate Smackdown", Paper meets an evil embodiment of himself, Evil Paper, inside his head that demands the key that unlocks his mind. Paper instead says he'll give him 88 keys, and at last uses pianos to his advantage, having one fall, thus crushing Evil Paper and for Paper himself to awaken from his nightmare.

Old Meeple Headquarters Map[]

An old map of the Meeple Headquarters was first seen in "The Reality of the Situation", it was found by Knife on a box labeled with "OLD STUFF" while he was looking for a clue for Cobs' room location.

Prizes[]

Cookies[]

This is not a minor item because it has its own page, but is listed here so that it's a complete list of prizes. For information on it, see Cookies.

Pencils[]

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Pencils are used as the second prize given out at Elimination Time and the first prize to replace cookies in "The Arena of Death". MePhone4 notes that the prize would've been cookies once again, though he changed his mind after Lightbulb asked about it, resulting in pencils.

Nickel notes his dissatisfaction with the change of prizes, noting that "pencils are stupid." As if on cue, Pencil, a BFDI contestant, appears and calls Nickel a jerk for insulting her before being punched away by the Fist Thingy. MePhone4 gives out the pencils in a somewhat violent manner, shattering Lightbulb and launching Nickel in the process.

Dora Dolls[]

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Dora Dolls were a prize used in "The Stacker" instead of cookies. Knife was the first player to receive a Dora Doll, as well as the only player that kept the Dora Doll in his possession, even when he was on Idiotic Island.

In Inanimate Insanity II, it is revealed that Knife still keeps his Dora Doll with him, as he is discovered sitting by a tree with it by Trophy in "Marsh on Mars", who promptly takes a picture to blackmail him. Knife agrees to do anything Trophy wants as long as the photo is not revealed to anyone. However, Trophy later reveals the photo to the contestants in "Cooking For The Grater Good", although it is quickly dismissed as a simple way that Knife kept himself sane. In "A Kick in the Right Direction", Apple references Knife's Dora Doll, and calls him a sissy, angering him greatly. In "Let 'Er R.I.P.", Knife's Dora Doll is ripped to pieces by Bow's spirit form.

Green Metal Leaves[]

Green Metal Leaves are the fourth prize used for elimination in "War De Guacamole". They are arguably the most pathetic and obscure prize that MePhone4 gives out at an elimination, as he explains that he had to get leaves at last minute.

Though they initially appear as just leaves, Marshmallow notes that they are, in fact, green metal and therefore not even real leaves. MePhone4 explains that leaves were too expensive. After giving a metal leaf to Taco, she chews on the leaf and spits it out as a solid gray metal block.

Candy Corn[]

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Candy Corn is the fifth elimination prize given out as part of a special Halloween theme in "Sugar Rush". They appear as typical candy corn with orange, yellow and white stripes.

At first, MePhone4 announces he has cookies as prizes, which Balloon is pleased with. He then explains, as usual, that he ate them. All of the contestants are, as expected, disappointed. Instead of cookies, MePhone4 explains he has candy corn, but jokingly says he ate those as well, annoying Balloon until MePhone4 displays that he still has them. However, MePhone4 slowly starts to pick one up and eat it, but OJ reaches out and slaps him before he can. Once Balloon is confirmed to be eliminated, MePhone4 picks up the candy corn and throws them all skillfully to the remaining members of Team Chickenleg.

Poisoned Cookies[]

Poisoned Cookies are used as the sixth elimination prize under the new host MePhone4S in "4Seeing The Future". MePhone4S promises cookies for the elimination but misplaces them. He quickly asks Siri to generate the cookies onto his plate. They appear as normal cookies despite being poisoned.

The cookies are not revealed to be poisonous until after the elimination. However, none of the members of Team Chickenleg actually ate their cookies except for Pickle, who promptly dies from the poison.

Candy Canes[]

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Bomb with a candy cane.

Candy Canes are the seventh prize given out for elimination during the Christmas holiday special in "The Snowdown". They are large white and red striped candy canes.

This is the first food prize that MePhone4 doesn't eat or attempt to eat since the original cookies. The elimination is short and only two candy canes are given out to Bomb and Pickle respectively before they are dropped into the snow.

Eggs and a Piano[]

Eggs are the eighth prize used in the series, though they are uniquely used for "Rejoining Time" instead of the typical "Elimination Time" in "Double Digit Desert". In this case, the eggs are not used to signify safety, but instead, who does not rejoin the game. The contestant with the most votes would then get a cookie to signify their success.

The eggs are forcefully thrown in the faces of the eliminated contestants who do not rejoin. However, MePhone4 seemingly forgets to give the eggs out to Knife and Pepper. Certain contestants received other fates, as Baseball was given a new book, Nickel was interrupted by Nick Le and Bow was launched by the Fist Thingy. Once Paper rejoins, MePhone4 announces he will give him a gift, which, instead of a cookie, is a piano that crushes Paper.

Bendy Straws[]

Bendy Straws are the ninth elimination prize of the series used in "Aquatic Conflict", another non-edible prize. They are visually similar to the giant bendy straw Tyler Bungard uses in "Double Digit Desert".

Paper inquires whether or not they'll receive drinks as well, though MePhone4 promptly declines. The bendy straws are passed out as normal, a few of them are caught while one explodes Bomb.

Anniversary Cake[]

Anniversary Cake is the tenth elimination prize used in honor of Inanimate Insanity's 1 year anniversary in "Crappy Anniversary". The cake is blue with yellow stripes and white puffs.

MePhone4 initially refuses to give out the cake after the contestants act rudely about the anniversary, though he eventually does after Pickle screams abnormally, persuading him to do so. The cake is thrown forcefully at the contestants, with few of them actually catching it.

Boomerangs[]

Boomerangs are the eleventh elimination prize used in the series in "The Great Escape". They are giant brown boomerangs that fly erratically in the air.

After MePhone4 reveals the prize, Party Hat, a contest winner, begs for a boomerang. MePhone4 throws one but it flies back to him, deeply upsetting Party Hat, who runs away in tears. MePhone4 then passes out the boomerangs to the contestants, which knock them off platforms.

Lollipops and Chainsaws[]

Lollipops and Chainsaws are collectively the twelfth elimination prize in "The Tile Divide", due to MePhone4 and MePhone4S arguing over whether to give out lollipops or chainsaws, so they agreed to give out both.

Taco happily ate her lollipop but was sawed in half by the chainsaw, while OJ dodged the chainsaw but was shattered by the lollipop.

Sour Sock Cream Cookie Kabobs[]

Sour Sock Cream Cookie Kabobs are the thirteenth and final elimination prize given out for the first season of Inanimate Insanity in "The Penultimate Poll". They are composed of cookies and socks on a kabob stick covered in sour cream, though MePhone4 removes the cookies shortly after.

The final four contestants began to guess what the prize was, as OJ guessed cookies, Paper guessed kabobs, Taco guessed sour cream, and Pickle hoped for a new pair of socks. MePhone4 then combines their guesses, into Sour Sock Cream Cookie Kabobs, however without the cookies, since MePhone ate them as usual.

Oatmeal Raisin Cookies[]

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Oatmeal Raisin Cookies are the first elimination prize given out for Inanimate Insanity II used in "Marsh on Mars".

Once MePhone4 showcased the prizes, MePad pointed out that in a poll, 0% of the population like oatmeal raisin cookies, saying that it wasn't a good idea to hand out as a prize. After Fan and Paintbrush expressed their hate for oatmeal raisin cookies, Lightbulb reveals that she slightly likes them. The contestants then make faces at Lightbulb as she reveals this and eats her cookie. Tissues also notes that he believes they cause global warming.

Sticks[]

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Sticks are the second elimination prize used in "Tri Your Best", the first non-edible prize of the season.

Apple happily gave her stick to Marshmallow, while Lightbulb remarked that they aren't as good as Oatmeal Raisin cookies, but that she would have to deal with it, and ate the stick, much to Paintbrush and Fan's disgust. In "Mazed and Confused", Test Tube can be seen drawing in the dirt with her stick.

Poison Ivy Burgers[]

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Poison Ivy Burgers are third elimination prize used in "Cooking for the Grater Good", and quite possibly the strangest prize handed out. They are poison ivy leaves between two hamburger buns. When MePhone4 reveals the burgers, Suitcase asks "Why would I ever want to eat that?". MePad lists the results of eating the burger, including itching and swelling, with additional information provided by Test Tube. Knife, Suitcase, and Balloon are the only ones to touch the burger, despite that, only Balloon gets itchy, before popping.

Soap's Pizza[]

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Soap's Pizza was the fourth elimination prize used in "A Kick in the Right Direction", recycled directly from The Grand Slams' failing pizza from the previous episode.

When Baseball commented on how old it was, MePhone responded by saying it couldn't possibly be worse than it originally was, which everyone, except for Soap, agreed with. When Cheesy was revealed safe, he said he couldn't wait to eat it, as he really "put himself into it". The only contestant to actually eat the prize was Soap herself, but she threw up immediately after biting into it.

Pumpkins[]

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Pumpkins are the fifth elimination prize given out for the theme of Halloween in "Let 'Er R.I.P.", despite the fact he was several months late.

Even though it wasn't Halloween, MePhone decided to use pumpkins for the prizes of "Let 'Er R.I.P." for the Halloween vibe. Fan, Lightbulb, and Paintbrush's pumpkins pumpkins ended up splattering, while Apple, Marshmallow, and Test Tube's pumpkins remained whole.

Broken Glass[]

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Broken Glass was the sixth elimination prized in "Everything's A-OJ", gathered by MePhone4 when he was in jail. He promptly threw the glass at the safe Bright Lights.

Spoiled Lemon Tickets[]

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Spoiled Lemon Tickets were the seventh elimination prize given out in "Rain On Your Charade". Though Microphone is impressed by the tickets due to their rarity, Nickel simply says he'll scalp the tickets online.

In "Mazed and Confused", the Spoiled Lemon concert ensues, and it is revealed that Fan purchased Spoiled Lemon tickets from Nickel for his team, though they don't seem to be impressed.

Vehicles[]

MePhone4S' Car[]

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MePhone4S' Car is a red sedan owned by MePhone4S that appeared in "Sugar Rush" and "4Seeing The Future".

The car first appeared after MePhone4S begins speaking to Cheesy and tries to enter the show. Cheesy tells MePhone4S that he cannot enter and must wait. MePhone4S says his signature "I'll be back", turns around and goes to his car. Moments later, the car drives in and rams into Cheesy and his table. Later, MePhone4S confronts MePhone4 with his car behind him.

Somehow the Vehicle is somehow resemble into a infiniti g35 (V35)

Paper's Boat[]

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Paper's Boat is a wooden rowboat that Paper buys from Wal-Mart for the challenge in "Aquatic Conflict".

Both OJ and Paper acknowledge that neither of them can swim, causing Paper to suggest using a boat. He suddenly throws a boat into the water, explaining he got it from Wal-Mart. The boat later was destroyed by a shark

Tree Boat[]

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The Tree Boat was a boat used in "The Great Escape".

After the eliminated contestants escape the cage on Idiotic Island, they construct a boat out of a tree in order to escape the island itself. Lightbulb remarks on the success of the idea but notes that she got a splinter.

MePhone4's Jet[]

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MePhone4's Jet is a large white jet airplane that MePhone4 appeared on in "Breaking the Ice".

The jet is first heard by contestants in Hotel OJ, who eventually move outside and see MePhone4 skydive from the plane, landing abruptly without deploying his parachute. Later, the un-piloted jet suddenly crashes into Hotel OJ. A trap door opens and the new Season 2 contestants drop out.

Bicycles[]

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The bicycles were used in the second branch of the triathlon challenge in "Tri Your Best". They are used by Knife for The Grand Slams and Yin-Yang (broken up into Yin and Yang) for The Bright Lights.

During the race, Knife and Yang ride their bikes in order to get to the third branch to meet Microphone and Fan. Yang decides to throw Yin at Knife to break his bike and slow the other team down.

Window's Car[]

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Window's Car is a red square car owned by Window seen at the end of "Cooking for the Grater Good".

After the celebrity guest challenge, Window offers to carpool with Gamey and Puffball Speaker Box, presumably to be brought back to their respective shows.

Meeple Products[]

Closet Meeple Products[]

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Products that appeared only in the closet scenes in "Mine Your Own Business" and "The Reality of the Situation".

Meeple II[]

Though not confirmed, next to Mecintosh in the storage closet, there is a classic personal computer of what appears to be a Meeple II (based on the 1977 Apple II Computer). They appeared to be rusty and shut down. It is unknown if they ever had a face or not, or had a gender.

Meeple Newton[]

Meeple Newton is a product based off of the failed Apple Newton. It is unknown if they ever had a gender or had a face or not. They were seen in "Mine Your Own Business". As of "The Reality of the Situation", they have been turned around.

Power Mecintosh 8500[]

Though not confirmed, upwards to Mecintosh in the storage closet, there is an old computer that resembles the 1995 Power Macintosh 8500 computer from Apple. It appeared inside of a box labeled with "Old Stuff", it is most likely a regular computer and not alive.

Cobs' New Meeple Products[]

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Steve Cobs' new Meeple products, shown on a graph.

In "Through No Choice of Your Own", before Knife and Suitcase fight to the death, Steve Cobs announces that this fight would bring a great comeback to the company, and bring new products with 'tie-in shows'.


From what it's seen, there are several devices, which are:

  • A fictional model of a next-generation MePad that resembles the MePhone mentioned later.
  • A MePhone that resemble either the iPhone 15 Pro or the iPhone 16 Pro.
  • A MeTag, which is not a minor item because it has its own page, but is listed here for a complete list
  • A VR device similar to the Apple Vision Pro.
  • A laptop device similar to the MacBook Air M2 and M3.

MeApplause[]

MeApplause is an app used by MePad in "Kick the Bucket" for sound effects.

MeBook[]


MeBook is a minor character who appeared in "Theft and Battery". He is a white laptop with turquoise accents on his top and side, and a gray screen with a large crack on his right side, and he is based off of the iBook Clamshell G3. MeBook appears with Steve Cobs in Meeple Care while he inspects the stolen battery, MeBook asks if it's ok that he's repaired in Meeple Care. Cobs replies that it's fine, and notes that not many patients have actually visited Meeple Care for a while. MeBook asks how long it's been, but Cobs cannot answer the question since his Meeple Watch is broken.

He reappears in "Mine Your Own Business" and "The Reality of the Situation" as a background character, although is powered down.

He was voiced by Alex Hammer.

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MeBook in "The Reality of the Situation."

Cobs and MeBook

MeDeath[]

MeDeath is an app created by Steve Cobs, used to kill Balloon in "Theft and Battery" for saying that it would be dumb to call people on a watch.

MeKnife[]

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Steve Cobs using the MeKnife to attack the Prime Shimmer

The MeKnife was used by Steve Cobs to attack MePhone4, MePad, Bow, Dough, as well as The Prime Shimmer in the Inanimate Insanity II finale, "Objects in Mirror".

MeTrumpet[]

MeTrumpet is another app used by MePad in "Mazed and Confused" for sound effects.

MeTunes[]

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MePhone activating the Reality Show Host Voice

MeTunes was an app used by MePhone4 to activate his Christian Potenza voice. In Crappy Anniversary, it's revealed that an update presumably removed this option prior to A Lemony Lesson.

The app's icon is a reference to the Animation Nation Army logo.[2]

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