OJ/Quotes

Season 1

“	You counted?!	”
—A Lemony Lesson

“	Who cares? It worked, didn't it? Hurry up, Taco, give us the lemons!	”
—A Lemony Lesson

“	Oh no, where's the baton? It must be somewhere in the guacamole!	”
—War De Guacamole

“	These haystack seats aren't really comfy.	”
—Sugar Rush

“	Well, you had to see this coming, you were kind of a jerk to everyone.	”
—to Balloon in Sugar Rush

“	I'm happy Balloon's gone! He was so bossy!	”
—Sugar Rush

“	Seriously, this guy is getting so annoying. I wish we could get the old MePhone back.	”
—4Seeing The Future

“	Good! Her flirting made me sick.	”
—Double Digit Desert

“	Forget the alliance. I quit!	”
—Aquatic Conflict

“	Don't play dumb! You betrayed our friendship last episode. You killed me just so you could win the challenge. You know, despite other thoughts, I've accepted you for who you are, and you just stabbed me in the back!	”
—to Bomb in Aquatic Conflict

“	Thanks! You're really nice, Paper. It's such a shame you ever went to Idiotic Island.	”
—Aquatic Conflict

“	See? That's what you get for betraying me.	”
—Crappy Anniversary

“	Paper, I'm sick! I have no orange juice, and you know how weird and moody I get without my fruit juice... ...preferably orange, and I don't feel very good right now.	”
—The Tile Divide

“	How could you hide it from me all this time? Didn't you know how sick I was?	”
—The Tile Divide

“	Hey, why are you locking her in a box?	”
—to MePhone4 in The Tile Divide

“	That's nice, Paper, but, oh, sure. I didn't need help at all when I was completely empty of orange juice.	”
—The Tile Divide

“	Look, I know not letting Paper help Taco for my own personal gain was wrong, so I came to apologize.	”
—The Penultimate Poll

“	You got hit on your right eye!	”
—to Pickle in The Penultimate Poll

“	Thank goodness you're safe, Paper. I would have felt so guilty.	”
—The Penultimate Poll

“	No! I can't believe Paper didn't make it this far. And you! Paper deserved this more than you! And I'm gonna win for him!	”
—to Taco in The Penultimate Poll

“	Wow! Almost everyone here has got my back! Maybe even Balloon!	”
—Journey Through Memory Lane (Part 1)

“	Good luck, Taco!	”
—Journey Through Memory Lane (Part 1)

“	Man, I don't even see Taco, and I'm terrible at stacking golf balls!	”
—Journey Through Memory Lane (Part 1)

“	She's so quick, and agile. That's not the Taco I've been competing with. How is she doing so well?	”
—Journey Through Memory Lane (Part 2)

“	Hmm... Of course! Wal-Mart! Wal-Mart has everything!	”
—Journey Through Memory Lane (Part 2)

“	Oh no... this is a lot harder without Paper!	”
—Journey Through Memory Lane (Part 2)

“	I did it! I won Inanimate Insanity!	”
—Journey Through Memory Lane (Part 2)

“	Hey! Lay off Pickle, British... Taco?	”
—Journey Through Memory Lane (Part 2)

“	I will not be threatened by Mexican food!	”
—Journey Through Memory Lane (Part 2)

“	The million dollars, it's gone.	”
—Journey Through Memory Lane (Part 2)

“	Y'know, sometimes people let greed take over their lives...	”
—Journey Through Memory Lane (Part 2)

“	People put all their efforts into doing something to give them a sense of purpose. Whether it is becoming a millionaire, or going on a murderous rampage. I think in 4S's last moments, he realized what it is that really makes you feel fulfilled, and I think I have too.	”
—Journey Through Memory Lane (Part 2)

“	It's whether or not a person has some nice friends around them for support. Sometimes life can get about as crappy as a cliff-dive into elephant feces.	”
—Journey Through Memory Lane (Part 2)

“	And your friends are the only ones there to make the hard times not so bad. So I'm gonna put the million dollars towards something for all of us.	”
—Journey Through Memory Lane (Part 2)

“	'Cause there's nothing more valuable than friendship!	”
—Journey Through Memory Lane (Part 2)

“	It tastes like crap! Oh my gosh, did you bake these?	”
—Journey Through Memory Lane (Part 2)

Season 1 Remastered

“	So, so we're stuck with the voice then?	”
—The Crappy Cliff (Remastered)

“	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- I'm alive? But we were falling! That was the most tormenting, terrifying experience of my life! How are we back!	”
—A Lemony Lesson (Remastered)

“	Yeah, I agree! Pepper can't be chosen-	”
—A Lemony Lesson (Remastered)

“	You're going to have to be more specific.	”
—A Lemony Lesson (Remastered)

“	Oh, It's the two-for-one special!	”
—The Arena of Death (Remastered)

“	Uh, did you just call me a moron to my face?	”
—One-Shot Wonder (Remastered)

“	UGH, maybe Balloon's right. Maybe we really are useless...	”
—One-Shot Wonder (Remastered)

“	OK! Great! Now if Taco can just do that with everyone...	”
—The Stacker (Remastered)

“	Uh huh, I'll grab Taco.	”
—The Stacker (Remastered)

“	Wait- am I infected? GET IT OFF OF ME!!	”
—War De Guacamole (Remastered)

Season 2

“	Well, I'm glad the million was put towards something we could all enjoy.	”
—Breaking the Ice

“	Balloon, how many times do I have to tell you? You're not allowed in here!	”
—to Balloon in Breaking the Ice

“	No it's not! My winning hotel is here! And I'm telling you, it's not going anywhe-	”
—Breaking the Ice

“	Oh well. I don't really have a reason to be in Season 2. I mean I did win Season 1, so obviously I don't need to be in Season 2. It's fine, anyways. We can all chill in my-- awe...some... HOTEL...! What's happened!?	”
—Breaking the Ice

“	Wrong with me?! You hoarded these innocent people in my closet! Without my consent!	”
—Everything's A-OJ

“	I'm... gonna... sue you.	”
—to MePhone4 in Everything's A-OJ

“	That's right! At Hotel OJ, where you'll be treated with the utmost respect, and not in a small locked closet.	”
—Everything's A-OJ

“	Well, yeah. I can understand that it was a game and what you did. It's not all there is to you. But almost all these guys: Bomb, Pickle, Pepper, the other one... they didn't play a game. They really think you're... you know. Why would you want them anyway?	”
—Rain On Your Charade

“	If you never give anyone else a chance, it can only be us!	”
—Rain On Your Charade

“	You've only done all these things with them. You have a brand new opportunity to meet people now, and I'm sure at least one of them will accept you, you've just gotta find them. Oh, and uh, take this. I'm not a really big fan of the rain and I know how it feels to be diluted. It's just gross.	”
—Rain On Your Charade

“	Welcome to the Hotel OJ Party!	”
—The Reality of the Situation

“	I told you that acronym was a stretch.	”
—The Reality of the Situation

“	Now just hang on a second. Why are you still calling it HOP?	”
—The Reality of the Situation

“	Wait! What if the hats were more cylindrical?	”
—The Reality of the Situation

“	Exactly! And- and orange! What do you think?!	”
—The Reality of the Situation

“	It's coming closer.	”
—The Reality of the Situation

“	NO! STOP NOOOOOOOOOO!	”
—The Reality of the Situation

“	Huh? H-h-hello? W-where am I?	”
—Objects in Mirror

“	No, you were right. I was so in my own head, I couldn't even see it. If we get out of here, the hotel's not going to be called Hotel OJ anymore!	”
—to Paper in Objects in Mirror

“	Ehhh.... who gives a hoot?	”
—Objects in Mirror

“	I love it.	”
—Objects in Mirror

“	Oh, can you PLEASE just LEAVE US ALONE?	”
—Objects in Mirror

Season 3

“	Heh, Balloon, if I organized this trip, the attendee list would be radically different.	”
—Stranded in Paradise

“	For ONCE, we're actually not on a reality show! So can we PLEASE stop the drama, for like, two seconds?	”
—Stranded in Paradise

“	Uh, no. No, no, no, no, no. The hotel won't survive a vaaaa-caaa-tion without me! So, sayonara!	”
—Stranded in Paradise

“	Heh, that's hotel manager life for you! WOO! Keepin' us up and keepin' us together!	”
—Snapshot Showdown

“	I said peace till morning was impossible! But Paintbrush? They impressed me.	”
—Snapshot Showdown

“	We're trapped in a reality show. When did you expect to get privacy?	”
—The Overthinkers

“	When you listen to every single person on the team, it never ends! If we hit the button, I'll make the decision! Simple as that!	”
—The Overthinkers

“	This was every day, back at the hotel. I didn't listen to him then... I refuse to now.	”
—The Overthinkers

“	NO! NO MORE OF THIS! I AM SICK OF IT! WE ARE NEVER GOING TO ALL AGREE! ALL YOU NEEDED TO DO WAS LISTEN TO ME! IF THERE WAS ONLY ONE LEADER TO LISTEN TO, WE'D BE DONE!	”
—The Overthinkers

“	Oh! I see here Yin, that your client... Supreme Overlord Ruler Yang would like to... press the button... YES! GO! We have TEN SECONDS!	”
—to Yin-Yang in The Overthinkers

“	Well it looks like the team... really needs a new leader now.	”
—The Overthinkers

“	Yeah... I think they'll be alright.	”
—The Overthinkers

Season 4

“	You're probably wondering: “what does OSC stand for?”	”
—The Future Is Today!

“	Then you can figure out what role you'll want to take on in our society!	”
—The Future Is Today!

“	Huh, feels less constructive and more destructive.	”
—The Future Is Today!

“	Hey, it's an inevitable feeling. I didn't feel like I had what it took to be a hotel manager, but eventually I got used to it!	”
—The Future Is Today!

“	Fan, I'm sorry this has been a difficult transition for you. But we've put a lot of effort into this new society, and we know it isn't perfect, but we can't live in the past!	”
—to Fan in The Future Is Today!

“	Just because not everyone could be trusted, didn't mean I couldn't trust everyone.	”
—The Future Is Today!

“	Hm... If we're going to do this, there needs to be some ground rules.	”
—The Future Is Today!

“	We'll need to present this new vision to everyone.	”
—The Future Is Today!

“	Everyone get behind Clover! Test Tube, get the Blue-Ray. Safety Squad, MOVE!!!	”
—Cob Mentality

“	Aw, love this for you Paper you're gonna CRUSH IT!!	”
—Cob Mentality

“	Ahem- as will everyone involved! I will be showing no favoritism.	”
—Cob Mentality

“	He's... stable. He's in good hands with Dr. Fizz.	”
—Fan the Flames

“	If anyone else is in need of medical attention or counseling, please seek out Cabby, Suitcase, or myself to let us know.	”
—Fan the Flames

“	I think your Blue Ray's just wearing off. C'mon, let's go get you a fresh coat.	”
—to Lightbulb in Fan the Flames

“	PEOPLE!! Stop crowding her! She can't spray all of you! The shimmer energy that powers the Blue Ray is a limited resource. If we use it all up, we won't be able to protect ANYONE, or even generate the building materials we need! So unless you absolutely need her, please exit the lab.	”
—Fan the Flames

“	Hey, Bot? Would you mind just gathering the, uh, contestants all in the Hoot building? I have an announcement to make.	”
—to Bot in Fan the Flames

“	Fan's nothing if not thorough. I guess we can keep the game going, but I really think you should take a break. I'll moderate today so you can rest.	”
—Fan the Flames

“	If you're planning to serenade me, it won't get you any bonus points.	”
—to Paper in Fan the Flames

“	You think this is what Fan would want?! IS THIS THE BEST VERSION OF YOURSELVES?!	”
—Fan the Flames

“	If you can't learn to build camaraderie to lift the spirits of someone who nearly DIED, then how can you learn?! You-	”
—Fan the Flames

“	I'm hoping this is the wake-up call you all need to actually work together. Cause often times, there are consequences when you can't and they can be a lot more severe than a burning curtain.	”
—Fan the Flames

“	Oh, not sure what you mean, I show no favoritism.	”
—Fan the Flames

“	I know you're trying to look out for us, but sparking more fear isn't the way to do it. Poppy's one of us now, and we're all that we have.	”
—Fan the Flames