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(After the events of the previous episode, Baxter is seen walking, followed by Steve Cobs walking MePhone4. Then, Karma Waits starts playing, sung by an offscreen voice.)
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Antony Kos
(singing, voiceover) Karma changed, every place I've made. I'm remaining, real or fake, every face I've faced. Fazed and faded, every castle that we built. Just a moment for myself... give me pride. Karma's right, phoned it in this time. Hah, I got me. Was I fine? Was I not my prime when you saw me? Every castle broke and fell. Just a moment for myself - give me pride, give me pride. Karma dear, play nice - see my tears? See my time? That's my blood, that's my spine, that's my love — all mine. Just give me lifeee, lifeee. Just give me lifeee, lifeee. Liiiiiiiiiife... Karma waits, with a silent fate. Karma died, and it's quiet out... side...
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(By the end of the song, MePhone4 is looking over the 60 Foot Cliff after having a lots of flashbacks from the Inanimate Insanity series and Steve Cobs is calling for backup, before dragging MePhone4 away. Steve Cobs then stops to try to comfort MePhone4.)
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I called for backup. May take a few minutes. You know I forgive you, right? The show was a good idea. And we'll reboot it. Only this time it'll be more… professional! Immediately. You won't have to put an asterisk anymore, “Oh it gets good just skip season one!” No! We can put all that in the rear view mirror, far off in the distance. Listen, today's a tough day, for sure. But each day will get easier.
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(A still not responsive MePhone4 looks away sadly.)
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(sighs) I expect you to get on board with this within the next, uh… couple hours, otherwise we're going to have a big, big problem.
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(The Light Shimmers arrive in their spaceship.)
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They came! And here I thought I lost my shot! Here's your chance to prove your allegiance, 4! Nothing else to do, anyway. Everything you love... is gone.
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(The camera zooms in to MePhone4's screen, showing MeAfterlife. A bunch of objects spawn before showing OJ waking up)
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(groans) H-h-hello? ...W-where am I? (notices a spawning Hotel OJ in front of him, frowns)
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(Cuts to Paper who is walking confusedly, The piano spawns in front of him and falls into a ground with a crash sound)
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AH!
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(Paper backs away from the piano, trips over to the ground)
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Ugh!
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(Paper gets up and finds Knife after getting up)
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Oh, great! Of everyone I could've found in here!
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Ah, I know! You found someone who could actually protect you! The odds weren't in your favor there.
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Hmph! I don't need you to protect me!
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Neither does anyone, apparently. So where are we?
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I don't know. Some kind of void? Not like any void I've been in.
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You've been in a void before?
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Hm, It was a moment of personal growth. You wouldn't understand!
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Fine. I'll leave you to your voids.
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(Knife walks off, but a glitching Springy spawns in front of him)
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(Springy disappears, the camera pans to Knife and Paper)
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...I'll go this way.
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(Meanwhile, Suitcase and Box find themselves underwater. Suitcase is dragged down by some seaweed as if she was in one of her hallucinations, but sees Box, breaks free and brings her to the surface. They both wash up on shore)
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Is... this where we go when we die?
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(offscreen) Well, yeah. When you stay dead.
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Who are you? I- I don't recognize your voice.
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(Suitcase tries to find the source of the voice by searching the shore)
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(offscreen) I'd be surprised if you did. I've been here, like, forever.
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I'm sorry you've been stuck in this place for so long, uh...
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(Cut to Box, who reveals a leg and an arm, before turning around to face Suitcase)
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Box!?
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Do we.... know each other?
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I.... guess we don't.
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Well, good to meet you, then, uhhhh?
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Uh, Suitcase!
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(She chuckles) Guess I could've guessed that too.
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(laughs awkwardly, then sighs) I'm trying to find my friends. Do you know where I can start looking?
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You need the Epicenter. Follow me!
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(Box and Suitcase walks off the shore)
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(Back with the Light Shimmers, Steve Cobs and MePhone4. Steve Cobs is trying to lead and deceive the shimmers so he can kill them later on, and MePhone4 is hopelessly walking with Steve Cobs)
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How can we help you?
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We have come to retrieve our youth. Where is the one called 'Fan', from the reality show?
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Ah... (sucks teeth) ...you just missed him! But don't worry, I can show you the way. Follow me.
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(The Light Shimmers follows Steve Cobs confusedly)
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Who are you exactly?
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Fan told you about our show, right? Inanimate Insanity? This is our host, and I'm the EP.
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Tell us something the Emperor Principal of the show would know.
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This is true.
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It's a good thing MePhone here was able to recover them! Now, Fan put your egg in a very safe place. If you'll just come with me, I'll show you-
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Run.
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...Sorry?
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He'll kill you! Get out of here! Run! RUN!!
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(Steve Cobs stabs the Prime Shimmer with a MeKnife.)
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OW!!!
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(Two of the Prime Shimmer's eyes fly out and land on Cobs' arm, causing the latter to scream as his arm gets burnt. The Shimmers then retreat to their ship and escape.)
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(huffs, then takes a deep breath) After all your rebellion... Your years of insolence. All you had to do was stay quiet and 'let. It. Happen. Even after everything, I'd have LET YOU LIVE. BUT NO! You just HAD to disobey me ONE LAST TIME. HOPE IT WAS WORTH IT! Because NOW, I'm going to KILL YOU, in the most painful way I can. And honestly? I've wanted to do this a long, long time. So thanks for letting me have NO regrets.
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(sarcastically) ...You done with your little keynote speech yet?
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(Steve Cobs angrily punches MePhone4, making his screen crack. He punches him again as the screen flashes white and it cuts to Knife slicing down the bush maze from Mazed and Confused)
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Knife, it's you!
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Please help me find Guava! She always wanted a solo, but my contract explicitly barred her from havin' one!
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Starfruit, do you even understand that you were the leader of a FICTIONAL. BAND!? The face of a throwaway gag! For a REALITY SHOW. You're problems are LESS than worthless because YOU. Are. NOTHING!!
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So you haven't seen her?
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No.
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(Knife walks away)
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Come on! Someone has to know the way out of here! (He sees a MePhone that appears to be MePhone4) What? MePhone? You're here too? (He notices a MePhone walking away as he ignoring him) Hey! I'm talking to you!
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(Knife picks up a cookie and throws it at the MePhone to get it to notice him. The MePhone is hit, turns around, and reveals itself as MePhone4S)
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PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN, NOW!
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MePhone4S?!
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Oh, hey Knife. What's up? Wanna go get some food?
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Welcome to the 'Wall of Them All'. They didn't always have this here in MeAfterlife, y'know? It's a more recent addition. Or, well, within the last several years. It's- it's hard to keep track of time here.
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So this is everyone with a MeLife icon?
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Yup, and it looks like everyone's dead. (Sucks teeth) Yikers. So, how’d you die? Bridge collapse?
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Uh, as part of this sacrifice to save an extraterrestrial species.
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Ok, noble. I see you!
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(chuckles) It was a group effort. Uhhh, so, how'd you die?
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A little early to be asking such personal questions, isn't it?
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I- I'm sorry, I just thought-
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Sorry, sorry! No! I- my sense of humor, it's just a little bit- not everyone gets it. Anyway. So I'm assuming you've heard of the show Inanimate Insanity?
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Hmm, you could say that.
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I was actually really close to getting on that show.
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Close?
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I even got an interview from MePhone! It seemed like it went pretty well.
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(Flashback to Box's interview with MePhone4)
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Seems like you're more on the meeker side.
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Well, I'm too shy to argue with you!
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You keep a lot of what you feel packed up inside, don't you?
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But, that means I always know where everything is. Start taking stuff out and it could get messy. You know what I mean?
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I don't relate at all to the concept of repressing parts of yourself. That was just a question in my professional interview!
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Got it, sorry. It's been very professional.
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Really? I mean, of course it has! Always is. I've been doing this a long time. Ok, Box, thanks for coming in. Uh, we'll be in touch!
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(Flashback ends)
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So what? did he just... never call you back?
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I wish that's all that happened.
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(We re-enter the flashback, with Box sat on a rock and awaiting a call back off MePhone4. It should be noted that Box and Suitcase's conversation is a voiceover while the rest of the flashback plays)
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(voiceover) It had been a month and I hadn't heard anything. I thought about walking away, but then I said, "No. This is my spot, and no one's taking it away from me!"
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(voiceover) I know how that feels. It takes a lot of energy for me to reach that point where I can stand up for myself. But, when I do? There's nothing better.
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(In the flashback, Box puts the phone back inside of her, gets up off the rock, and walks back to the auditions, where she notices she already has replacements made)
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(voiceover) Right? It feels great, in the moment. So I thought I'd drop by to follow up! See where I stood. And, uhh, I definitely saw.... I had no idea just how competitive it would be. I realized I didn't even know why I wanted to be part of the show in the first place, I guess it was just-
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(voiceover) Something you'd wanted to do for as long as you could remember?
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(voiceover) Right? It feels great, in the moment. So I thought I'd drop by to follow up! See where I stood. And, uhh, I definitely saw.... I had no idea just how competitive it would be. I realized I didn't even know why I wanted to be part of the show in the first place, I guess it was just-
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(voiceover) Something you'd wanted to do for as long as you could remember?
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(voiceover) ...Yeah. But then I saw all of them, And they saw me. And I could tell they were sizing me up, It was like the game has already started right then and there. And that's when I knew: I didn't want to play. I got out of there as fast as I could, but...
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(Box trips over a rock, tumbles down a rocky hill, and falls into a lake, drowning to death)
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(voiceover) I... never learned how to swim... One less to compete with I guess. It's like to them there was nothing more important than the idea of getting ahead in that competition.
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(voiceover) That's very possible, or maybe they were getting MePhone, To come save you....
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(One of the replacements tell MePhone4 that Box has drowned, so he goes to recover her. However, when he does, Box respawns as an inanimate corpse, MePhone4 rapidly tap on Box's icon until he stops. MePhone4 looks at his clipboard of his Season 1 contestants' names then he adds them to his screen. The flashback ends)
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I'm sure you weren't just, forgotten.
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How do you know?
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You were still on my season.
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As a corpse?
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N-not a corpse!
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That sounds like my corpse.
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We didn't think it—.
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So you all were just... doing this as a bit?
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No! I- I don't- I don't think so, I- We just wanted to include everyone!
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(sarcastically) I feel so included. Thank you.
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(Something off-screen clicks and powers on)
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Wha- what's happening?
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It's been a while since I've seen one of these.
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(Cut to Steve Cobs and MePhone4)
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I said I want EVERY MePhone I have, ON THIS ISLAND, NOW! ....What do you mean they're all dead? They can't ALL be DEAD. Ugh, send out the signal, all-inclusive, I've been waiting TEN MINUTES over here! Ugh, oh yeah! Argh! I can't BELIEVE I ever let you think you had PURPOSE. I MADE you with MY OWN HANDS! Dah! The same hands that will UN-make you! ARGH! Not gonna fight back?
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No, I deserve this.
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[Chuckles] Finally, we agree on something!
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He'll fight, though!
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MePhone4's Hand
Hello!
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(Cobs snaps MePhone's wrist)
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MePhone4's Hand
AAH, MY SPINE!
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Ridiculous! In your last moments. I just want you to think. You so DESPERATELY wanted my approval for SO long! But I BARELY cared if you LIVED or DIED. Your life was about as pointless as they've come! After all you've done, not a single. Soul. Is here to defend you.
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Hello, Steve.
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(Bow clicks MePad's bowtie, making him visible)
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Yeah, my sis and I are literally just souls, now. So, this is pretty embarrassing for you.
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Joining ghosts, are you, MePad? Heh, Let me help you. [Yells]
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So what do they serve here?
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These are the Pic-Nix Tables. Stupid name, right? MePhone4 made them for his secret third season. Say whatever type of food you want, and they make it for you.
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Do they only make food?
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I mean, they're- they're meant to-
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Yeah, yeah, but like. If I said, "Flamethrower Sandwich!"
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(Pic-Nix Table creates a 'Flamethrower Sandwich')
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...This is the start of a beautiful friendship.
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So, like, are we in MePhone4's body?
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Ey, hey! It's MY body! Lest we forget my ultimate sacrifice! His SOFTware, my HARDware, I'm the head, and he's the heart! Which works out for me, cause hearts are pathetic!
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Flashback to Pickle's faceless corpse.
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...Knife, man, you good?
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I don't know, ever since I saw Pickle just lying on the ground. Lifeless. I can't get that image out of my head!
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Hm, I get it. Killing Pickle is hilarious. Especially when he dies!
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That's NOT what I mean! I just, always thought death was something you could come back from!
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Hm, not always. I'm non-living proof! Look, Knife. You should never let mere death frighten you. You should only be afraid of.... giving up the fight. Besides, as per my earlier point: Killing is very funny!
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No it's not!
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Come on! I know you used to think so too!
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Maybe it wasn't even my own thoughts!
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Oh, believing insanity, are we?
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No... do you know where we come from? We were just some ideas in MePhone's head that he had for his show and brought to life. Apparently subconsciously. Yeah! He MADE all of us, and didn’t even know!
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Yeah. I believe it. He's pretty dumb. Well… how'd that make you feel?
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FURIOUS! But... I can't... give into that anger. Not anymore...
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It's still in there though. Isn't it?
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Like the worst itch ever. Like I wanna punch someone so badly! But I need to just shove those feelings down.
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No you don't. Listen to me very carefully. Anger's not-
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(Knife punches MePhone4S, then immediately gets punched back, getting sent to the ground)
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Don't do that again. Anger is not a bad thing. Depends how you use it. Who it's directed at. Our anger is our passion. Our sense of justice in a stupid world. If someone like us buries it down, there's not much left for us to feel. Maybe that's why you got so big into that “Nothing Matters” nonsense. Poor little Knife, disassociated. I was angry and I tried to murder MePhone4, but I used that same rage to save him! See? All I wanted was to kill him, and then I died for him. Life comes at you fast, huh? So Knife, what's gotten you angry lately?
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Cobs is trying to kill everyone and steal MePhone4's show.
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He wants to STEAL Inanimate Insanity? Doesn't surprise me. Cobs is who I'd charitably call… a total hack! He even based me on some incredible old movies he liked. Guy's never had an original thought in his life! I wouldn't be surprised to learn he ripped off its personal style too! GAAAH! It's infuriating! And what do we do with that fury?
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We. Take. Action! RAGH!
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(Knife punches down the door to Purgatory Mansion)
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Oh my gosh, YOU TEAMED UP WITH A HEARTLESS MURDERER!
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Hey, I know he tried to murder MePhone way back in the-
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I was talking to 4S.
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Of course you were.
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OH MARSHMALLOW, PLEASE TELL ME WE'LL GET OUT OF HERE?
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Don't worry, Apple. It can't end like this!
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Yeah! It should be like one of those dance parties endings from all those animated movies! Where all the heroes celebrate after they BRUTALLY kill the villain! Ah, those are the best...
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It's starting
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What are they doing?
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Just watch.
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(Four beeps are heard, signaling a race. Three objects, Banana, Poptart, and Dictionary are at the start, a glowing red line following them. They start to run before they suddenly stop)
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Mocking Voice
Just. Quit.
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(Two whirring sounds are heard. One when the three objects stand still. One when the red line hits the three, finishing them.)
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Uhhh, are they?
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Never seen anyone come back from that.
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Then, why risk it?
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Trust me, I'd never. But it seems like the one way out of here.
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Teddy Bear tears up after seeing, Banana, Poptart, and Dictionary, all get permanently deleted for failing to outrun the line.
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An impossible race. A final joke from our divine comedian. A temptation much like the show itself. The game in miniature, laid bare for the empty promise that it is... Or, y'know. Something. Like that.
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Wait, did you ever cross paths with Bow? Pink, hairbow type bow. Like, looks like candy, but not candy?
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I remember her! And there was another, by the name of, 'Dough'?
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DOUGH! Wow, if only he were here to witness someone knowing his name!
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Too bad, Bow and Dough payed the price.
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Right, the tails.
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Yes, the tales I could tell you. How they disintegrated before my eyes. And forever cease to be-
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No, I- I mean 'Tails'? 'I-L-S'?
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How do you know they got tails?
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Oh. They made it back.
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They did? I saw the line hit them. Finish them.
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Well, they lost their bodies! In a corporeal form, anyway. No more legs whatsoever, though.
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Interesting...
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So, here, let me get the rest of my friends, and then we could all leave together! You can come with us, it'll be great! Just, uh, run fast, I guess!
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Even if you leave fully intact, you live a life by his rules! In his.... world! A world, run by a.... cruel, uncaring child!
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This is his world, too! Just, hidden deep below the surface, where no one can see!
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And from the sound of things, that's your comfort zone. Every once in a while, you have a moment of.... GLORIOUS boldness! You just stood up for what you believed in, and saved a WHOLE SPECIES! The RUSH you must have FELT! And now... you're dead. Look, maybe it was worth it... but you paid a price.
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Doing the right thing doesn't mean the right thing happens back to you! But, you give yourself a better chance when you don't go through life alone! When you find someone who's earned your trust! I've been lucky enough to find friends like that! I hope one day, maybe you'll have someone you can trust too!
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I- I wanna say you've earned mine, but-
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Hey. It's no rush.
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Suitcase?
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[gasps] BALLOON!
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I thought I'd never see you again! I'm sorry things were so weird with Nickel; I don't expect the two of you to be friends—!
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And we're not going to be, but Balloon! There's a lot I need to fill you in on! About how MePhone created ALL of us!
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He WHAT?
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Um, so, some of us had already heard, and some of us had not. Who's your new friend here?
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Uhhhhh-
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I'm Box.
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(Balloon and Fan are shocked over Box's appearance.)
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Please be normal about this, you two?
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ACT REGULAR RIGHT NOW? YOU JUST TOLD ME I'M A FAKE FAN!
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It's great to see you both. Hopefully I can find everyone else....
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Oh. No need!
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(Box presses a MeLife icon behind her, where Tissues is brought as if he was revived)
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A- Am. Am I really just a joke? [sneezes onto Suitcase]
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Wait, so- so I can just-
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(Fan immediately presses the MeLife icon next to him, where Test Tubeis "revived" near him)
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TEST TUBE!
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FAN! ...Is that?
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It must be everyone who's part of MeLife.
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So, then, THEY wouldn't...
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Fan and Test Tube find and press Lightbulb and Paintbrush's MeLife icons. They "revive" next to each other.)
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[gasps] LIGHTBULB!
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Painty! Seems you did a good job leading after all! Who'da thunk?
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It's honestly impressive that you can say such things and not make me furious.
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(Fan and Test Tube find and press OJ and Paper's MeLife icons. They "revive" across from each other.)
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[gasp] PAPER!
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[gasp] OJ! [sighs] OJ, th- the last thing I said to you was how I wanted LESS of you in my life! A- and I couldn't believe that would've been how we left things off!
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No, you were right. I was so in my own head, I couldn't even see it. If we get out of here, the hotel's not going to be called Hotel OJ anymore!
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[sniffles] Oh! Uh, what do you think you'll call it?
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Ehhh.... [clicks tongue] who gives a hoot?
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Hey, hey! Hoot! Uses the same letters!
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(holds hands with Paper) I love it.
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(Paper blushes)(Music holds note before abruptly pausing)
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UM. LIKE. WHAT'S THIS ABOUT?!
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Oh, can you PLEASE just LEAVE US ALONE?
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I am not even kidding, YOU need to stop before I DO SOMETHING.
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I'm sorry about her! Sorry, really sorry.... uh- [music resumes] but yay! Good for you guys!
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(Someone presses the MeLife icon for Spoiled Lemon. They all "revive" next to each other.)
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Guava! I... I need to talk to you.
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Save it, Star. You never made any time for me when we lived, why should anything be different now that we're DEAD?
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Because, Guav. I've never felt more alive than I do when I'm with you.
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Woah, I- I've. I have no idea what's happening here, but it's... it seems to be the most important thing going on right now.
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How are we even semi-existent? I thought Cobs deleted us?
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[gasps] We may be deleted, but it was recently! We're not deleted forever, we're RECENTLY DELETED!
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Oh! Just like that embarrassing picture you took of me!
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So, that's all we are? Just.... programs in a recycling bin?
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I think that's all we ever were. Just.... there. For him.
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But you can't keep the show going forever.
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It's a lot to process. Not only are we not real, the stuff I see is even less real. But, with how much it hurts, it certainly could have fooled me. And, besides, even if none of it's real, then what could I possibly stand to lose? Even if I am just a scrambled up line of code, I- I don't care! Whatever I've been through, everything I felt, has been real!... To me... And, I'm GETTING myself and ALL my FAKE FRIENDS OUT OF HERE.
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(Multiple MeLife icons are pressed, all of the contestants who appeared throughout the show appear.)
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Knife!
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Hey, Suitcase! Want a cherry flavored grenade?
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(The Pic-Nix Table makes a cherry grenade that Knife clicks and tosses. It whistles across before exploding with a splat.)
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See, they were supposed to make food for season three... but I made them make weapons! [chuckles]
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I'm pretty sure that isn't what MePhone intended when he made those.
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Funny. I could say the same about all of us.
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So what's the plan here?
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And are newbies included?
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Seconded.
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Meh, I can go either way.
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Of course newbies are included!
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Called it!
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We all need to outrun that bright red striped line! Otherwise, we get- uh- demolished? I think? Or, if it just gets our legs, then we get ghost tails! Images will be projected to distract you. But if we stick together, we can make it through this! YEAH! ANY QUESTIONS?
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(Multiple hands / feet woosh up)
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Great! Then, off to the races!
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Uh, Suitcase?
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No, Knife, you don't get extra credit for running the fastest.
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What's that suspended in midair?
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[Back on Inanimate Island, Steve Cobs tries to kill MePad, but MePad dodges the attack and teleports away.]Dough tries to possess Steve Cobs.Cobs pulls out three of his own kernels, making a 'pop' sound. The kernels splat on the ground. Cobs yells, about to step on them.]
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BROTHER!
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[Bow pulls Dough out of Cob's kernels before being stomped by the latter himself.]
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You.... you called me your brother!
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I was delirious.
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Say it again into this tape recorder.
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OW!
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The parameters.
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So, ghosts can't leave where the mansion once stood? Hm. Let's resume.
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MePad! Where's Toilet?
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He is hurt, but he is resting. We would not be here without his act of bravery.
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I just don't want anyone else to die for me.
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That is not up to you.
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Come on MePad, I've seen you on the show. Aren't you going to lecture me about how it's not too late for me to start over? That this isn't me?
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No. This is you.
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[Cobs pulls the knife from the ground, yelling as he tries to stab MePad.][Back in MeAfterlife, everyone sees the orb of shimmer energy.]
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Is it really?
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It HAS to be! The Prime Shimmer told us that one egg was still lost! And that egg... Is a PART of MePhone4!
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Wow my theory was so right.
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Oh yeah, that light orb. After trying to kill MePhone4 so long to get it, all I had to do was sacrifice myself and then it came to me! Daugh, such irony. Hahughh.
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Never give up on anyone.
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Alright everyone, we need to get it down from there. It's coming with us.
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GET. OVER HERE!
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Well I see someone finally recalls my unique abili- AH!
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HYA!
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AHHH!
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Yang picks up Silver and throws him at the orb, knocking it down. Test Tube and Fan catch it]
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Well Done, Silver. You've finally reached your potential.
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Do you think MePhone would agree with us taking this out?
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Let's ask him!
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[Cherries presses a call button][A ringing sound plays, indicating that everyone is calling MePhone4.]
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Honestly, two in nine chance that button was gonna work, but now I look really cool!
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MePhone4 answers the call.
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You're alive??
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MePhone, we're getting out, with the light-orb-from the- the egg... Fan can explain it better.
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We think it's what gives you your ability. Y-your powers of generating both nonliving and living things... And reviving them when they die.
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So if you take this out... I'm not going to be able to do any of that stuff anymore?
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Definitely not. But we have to do this...
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Yeahhh...
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Hey, Who are you talking to? [He sees Test Tube on the call] THEY'RE STILL ALIVE?!?!
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Hurry!
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MePhone4 hangs up.
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Everyone at the start! We NEED to do this together.
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G-g-good luck Cheesy!
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Man, you're psyching me out over here..!
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*Laughs* Hey, go easy on him, Bomb!
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[Taco feels nervous seeing Pickle]
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So the goal here is to move fast?
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I gotcha, buddy.
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Cabby picks up Goo
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(Talking to Knife) See ya on the other side.(Talking to Box) You're coming... Right?
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I- I...
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[Four beeps are heard, indicating the race is going to start.] [The race begins and starts Nickel falling behind]
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Ah! I'm not gonna make it!
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Baseball lets Nickel grab onto him
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Baseball! Y-you saved me!
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Oh, you can never truly save anything, Nickel. The point is to try even if you fail.
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Why is this the lesson you've internalized right now??
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(Cut to the real world where Steve Cobs knocks down MePad)
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And to think, the one you stole from me almost saved you in the end.
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*Phone Alert*
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Oh, NOW they come?! Heh, I don't even need it. Want something done right, you do it yourself. This is AMAZING. Not only do I kill you... I wipe out the WHOLE line of every single little insect you created... So intuitive, all with one flick of my wrist. Goodbye... MePhone4...
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As Steve Cobs is about to stab MePhone4, he notices that he stabbed something else... It was revealed to be MePad as his Invisibow deactivates, making him visible
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NOO!
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Oof...
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MePad... MePad... I told you not to die for me...
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I didn't...
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(MePad shuts off, dying as MePhone4 mourns over his body, before Steve Cobs grabs the knife out of his body and tries to slice MePhone4 again as he runs away)
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[Back at the race, Tissues starts to imagine MePhone and Trophy laughing at him; this causes him to stop running. Soap saves him by comforting him and they begin to run together. Mic also stops running when she sees a representation of her struggle to actually be heard, but continues running after Taco takes her hand. Taco also reflects on her past in season 1, but stays focused to get out.
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Almost everyone crosses the line at the end of the race, including Box. Knife and Suitcase get to the end
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Do we have everyone?
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I think so...
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We need to be sure!-
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I got it, okay? Don't you trust me?
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I do.
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Suitcase crosses the line, and Knife double checks to make sure everyone crossed. He sees that Marsh has fallen, and is about to get demolished. He picked her up, and starts running to the finish line with her. He tosses her over the line, and dives to the finish line with the line right behind him
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After The Escape[]
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A MeLife Notification Alert Sound Plays
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I heard what they said, you know! That this would take the alien life out of you! Heh.. Like you'd EVER let that happen! Everything that made you special... NO- The ONE THING that keeps you from being a WORTHLESS... OUTDATED phone, It'll just... Go away.
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My loss.
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MePhone recovers everyone, recovering all of the land generated by MeLife.
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Well, if you're all here... One of you must have...
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HEY! GET AWAY FROM-
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HE CAN'T REVIVE YOU EVER AGAIN! GET BACK!! HRNGH! (He takes what he thinks to be the Shimmer energy from Suitcase)
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NO! SOMEONE STOP HIM! A-AFTER HIM!! (Mouthing) Don't move.
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Ohohohoho! Now THIS IS RICH! Even after EVERYTHING you've been through, I'VE STILL WON, BECAUSE I HAVE THIS! Clearly it's only grown in power over the years... I don't remember it blinking!
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Oh, maybe that's because... It doesn't.
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[A big explosion starts, turning Steve Cobs into popcorn, killing him.]
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What was that?
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Not the real egg. That right there come from your Season 3 Pic-Nix tables.
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That's not really what I intended when I made those...
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Funny, I could say the same about all of us. Popcorn?
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Well while it wasn't me, I guess in the end somebody DID bomb!
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(Both Cheesy And Bomb Knee-Slap. Suitcase eats a bit of popcorn.)
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So... Where was the real?
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Box Takes the real out of her.
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Box?
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Hi, MePhone.
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[A Shimmer Scream Plays.]
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Don't worry. You're safe now.
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Thank you... You're a hero.
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It was a group effort.
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*Cheers*
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Oh, hey Box! How's it going?
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Uh... We don't know each other, but... okay...
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Mistah Phone, I wanted to help more. I, I just couldn't.
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You gave over too much of yourself, Toilet. I never deserved you as an assistant. I'm sorry.
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Wait. W-where's MePad?
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Taco starts to cry over learning the news about MePad's death.
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That monster.
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So, he, he died protecting you, MePhone?
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No. He didn't do it for me, he loved you all so much, all of you, no matter what. And I know he was proud.
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No one thought I could do anything right, but he believed in me. He always did.
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Wow, real classy of Knife, not showing up to the funeral.
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I... think I may know where he is.
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Hey Marsh! I know you like have a complicated history, But would you mind taking a new resident?
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She moves to reveal Knife behind her, who is now a ghost.
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Okay... now I feel like a jerk.
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Nope, still a jock. I tried to kill her so many times, Then I died for her. Life comes at you fast huh?
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He's stuck here! and we can't revive him! or anyone... We're helpless.
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No we're not, We're going to stick together, Rebuild together. We'll create a community where all of us can live. Not all of us have to see each other, But we can if we want to. I'm not giving up on you.
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None of us will.
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So wait a second, which one of you won?
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Well MePhone, you said it yourself. The winner of Inanimate Insanity II would be whoever found a way to defeat Cobs, And I think we all know who that is.
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Well.. I did kill him... so... where's my money?
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[The contestants chant happily]
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And that killing did go beyond PG, but hey, it's the internet! right? Wow, you really won huh! Crazy, always thought it would be Knife.
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Did you now.
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Yeah! Tough guy, taken out in Season 1 for being too mean, learns to be a nicer person and wins season 2! but it was a strong arc!
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Well if you have another million to give me...
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I don't.
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Then WHAT'S THE GOOD IN TELLING ME THIS?!
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I really better go.
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Go?
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Honestly, I think that may be for the best...
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Inanimate Insanity was... my way to, rebel against Cobs. But that just meant, I was still kinda doing it for him. I know this won't ever make it better, but I am sorry...
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So what do we do now?
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Whatever you want. It's not up to me anymore, and I don't believe, it ever really was.
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You know what? I kinda forgive him.
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Seriously? Him, and not me?
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Just let it Taco, let it go. And hey, next time we work together, lets not do it in secret.
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I'd... like that.
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So, you’re the one Mic told me about! She's cool. If you hurt her again we will scrub you out of her life SO HARD it'll be like you were never there. GOT THAT?
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Taco frantically nods yes
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Hm. (headpats her) Nice to meet you, Taco!!
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Where have you all been!?
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Oh this is going to be a whole thing, isn't it?
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Oh, Right.
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Hey! I got called as backup then the request was declined, But I still got here and uh... Anyways, I don't know if you remember me, I may have scared you off last time.
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A- You never scared me! It was what he must've done to you!
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Afraid he'd do the same to you..?
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Or anyone. Ever again.
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And... Now He Won't! Thanks to you!
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MePhone3GS hugs MePhone4
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It's so good to see you!
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You too!
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Control Shimmer
Are we... sure about this?
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Yes. They're gonna need it...
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Ready to meet some new friends?
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I am if you are.
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*To the newbies* Hey... I don't think we've properly met. I'm Suitcase.
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We know who you are. Here, I'll introduce you...
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MePad Dedication Ceremony / "I, I"[]
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Even though the mansion was outside the shows parameters... He still let me come here. Because none of us are defined by the show. MePad knew we could be... Whoever we wanted to be.
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I know we all just realized we're nothing more than machinations of a MePhone's mind. But man does that inspire some killer song lyrics.
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So we heard you all just brutally killed the villain!!
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[All the contestants cheer.]
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Take it Away, Guava!
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I wanna hear you clap your hands! And if you don't have hands, I want you to stomp your feet, or make WHATEVER NOISE YOU WANT!
🎶 Starfruit came to me with dreams and a guitar 🎶 🎶 He said "Hey stick with me kid and i'll take you far” 🎶 🎶 Now he claims that HE'S the reason i became a star 🎶 🎶 And how dare I try to break out of HIS REPERTOIRE?! 🎶 🎶 But I, I 🎶 🎶 I WANNA SHOUT IT OUT LOUD! 🎶 🎶 And I, I 🎶 🎶 I wanna stand out from the crowd! 🎶 🎶 I, I 🎶 🎶 I wanna make myself proud 🎶 🎶 Cuz' you may have made me 🎶 🎶 But you don't make me who I am 🎶 🎶 You don't make me who I am, oh oh, oh no 🎶 🎶 You don't make me who I am, oh man, you can't 🎶 🎶 And I, I, I 🎶 🎶 Wanna Stand. 🎶 |
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And I want you all to stand WITH me! And if you CAN'T stand how the man treated you, why don't you SING about it?!
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🎶 We cleaned it all, and we took him down! 🎶
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🎶Hey I'm The Floor, so please don't scrub me, OW! 🎶
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🎶 We were all stuck in between death and life 🎶, But we made a new path, all thanks to Suitcase and Kniiife! 🎶
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[The crowd says "Suitcase and Knife!".]
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🎶Contestants now it's time to have fun! 🎶
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Contestants now it's time to have fun! 🎶
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🎶If you were on the show or if you just won!
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If you were on the show or if you just won!🎶
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Bow and Marshmallow
🎶Now that we no longer compete, we could be complete🎶
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🎶And all I wanna do🎶
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🎶Is go to a party 🎶
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Starfruit and Guava
🎶 A party with yooou! 🎶
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And the party never ends, and I don't know what I'd do without you, you here right beside me cause- 🎶
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All the people that I now see aren't people who are just like me 🎶
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🎶But why should they ever try to be🎶
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Paintbrush and Lightbulb
🎶In this place we call reality🎶
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Let us not forget those whom we've lost, we must protect each other at all costs 🎶 🎶 To save what's left- It's a new start 🎶
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The future was so yesterday 🎶
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🎶But now with Cobs out of our way!🎶
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So many of us everywhere who knows who else we'll find out there? It's true that it may sound ambitious, but we can do it cuz' we care! 🎶
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🎶 It's a ball! 🎶 Heh, does that one still count?
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🎶 I can't believe she forgot that one 🎶
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How could you forget it?! Do you HATE rubber balls?
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I think they're Spring-Spring-Spring-tastiic!
🎶 And I-I-I'm 🎶 🎶 Gonna stand 🎶 🎶 THANKS SO MUCH, INANIMATE INSANITY! YOU'VE BEEN A GREAT AUDIENCE, WE LOVE YOU! 🎶 🎶 I-I-IIII! 🎶 |
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That was it! Lock that one! Save and lock!
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How are you holding up?
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Eh, antigravity? Is that how being a ghost works?
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Maybe one day, we can find a way to bring you back.
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It's fine. I'm here…
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Suitcase's mocking voice rises, causing knife to wave his hand to make the mocking voices go away.
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Y'know, Balloon wrote me this poem.
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If you're trying to kill me, it's too late.
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Just listen! You'll like it. "Down the twisted road, challenges surround you. The one easy choice is the most tempting - to lie down and give up, never to try again. We all consider this.. until we bump into someone else on the road. And even though you may go different places, you help each other find your way."
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...Wow. So Balloon really can't rhyme, huh?
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Maybe a helper on the road isn't what you used to be. And maybe you don't think that's what you are. But you were for Mic. You finally were that for Marsh. And you've always been that for me.
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Let's not read any patterns into it. Y'know, it was just... a... random act of kindness!
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[Both of them laugh.]
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"THE END"
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[The end credits begin rolling as "Make Your Own Reality" begins playing.]
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Olivia Ciabattari and Angela Giarratana
(offscreen, singing) We were told what our lives were supposed to mean
Thought we knew everything we could possibly be But a simple dose of reality Turned everything on its head From an infinite life to a single thread The control of the past has fallen instead What do you do when you know there's an end? You gotta make your own reality We started out knowing nothing but the show (Just a fragment of a memory) Cause in our minds, where else was there to go? (Who were we supposed to be?) We didn't know the world that existed Or who we were outside the competition It took so long to make things right (Now we've seen the light) Now we're faced with a new reality (Everything is all so new) Our souls are free to be who they wanna be (Now we finally know what's true) And everything that came before Doesn't have to be our norm But what do you do when you know life isn't forever? Consumed by the thoughts inside of our heads Surrounded by our new and old friends Who were held together by connected threads Of staged reality Let the past be the past, let the future be Whatever will let us find our meaning Reality is ours for the taking So now is the time to make it Open your eyes Take in the life you could lead When you realize There's more than this insanity And maybe we're not real, but what's "real" anyway? It all comes down to you Your reality's what you make Can a reality show Be our reality? No This glimpse of mortality Opens our minds to a brighter future Whatever comes next we don't know But now we get to choose where to go (ohhh) Our reality is here, still a story to be told And sure, things will be different But that doesn't mean it's not worth it Our past may have been tied to the game But the future is ours to claim (Own reality) (Make your own reality) |
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["Make Your Own Reality" fades out, and the instrumental of "A Party" begins playing as the credits finish rolling.]
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