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| Recapper
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Last time on Inanimate Insanity... Knife was bored so he threw Marshmallow and popped Balloon, excusing him from the challenge, in which the contestants pelted rocks at each other. Despite Knife's suggested strategy and Baseball's attempt at a moment of awesome, Taco's barfing skills led Team Chickenleg to victory once again. At elimination, Knife and Baseball recieved the most votes, but Baseball recieved more so he was sent flying off the show. And so was Pencil. And that's what you missed on Inanimate Insanity.
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(Knife is sitting on the ground.)
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| Nickel
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(pants) Oh my god, that was horrible!
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| Knife
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What happened?
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| Nickel
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LOL.
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| Knife
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What's so funny?
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| Nickel
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No, the LOL. Locker of Losers! I was trapped! Luckily, Nonexisty helped me escape through the outside! (sighs) Thank god, Nonexisty.
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| Nonexisty
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No problem.
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| Knife
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O...kay, then. Well, now that you're back, want s'mores?
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| Nickel
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Ooh, yay! I love s'mores! Wait... How d'you make s'mores again?
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| Knife
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It's simple. Just take a marshmallow... (stretches arm and grabs Marshmallow from offscreen) Stick a twig through it... (takes stick)
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| (screen shows Nickel, a snap can be heard) Marshmallow: AAAAAAA!!!!
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| Knife
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Then you just roast it on an open fire! (holds twig Marshmallow is on over a fire. Marshmallow: AAAAAAA!!!!) And... voila! S'mores! How about a bite?
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| Nickel
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Knife, how could you burn your own friend? You know, sometimes you can be a real-
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(intro plays, then cuts to Balloon, OJ, and Bomb)
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| Balloon
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Yeah, I know! Can you believe Marshmallow would do that to me? It's so unbelievable!
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| OJ
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Well, sometimes you just need to watch out. You are easy to pop.
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| Balloon
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Well, if I get two complete idi... I mean friends to help me watch my back, we could form an alliance!
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| Bomb
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W-w-what's a shmalliance?
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| Balloon
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An alliance, Bomb...
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| Bomb
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O-o-oh! What'sh an alliance?
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| Balloon
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You know... where a contestant feels threatened and tries to take advantage of two complete lose- I mean, it means we're friends!
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| OJ
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Um... I guess so?
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| Balloon
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Excellent! My plan is almost complete!
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| OJ
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... What plan?
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| Balloon
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NOTHING!
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| (cuts to MePhone4)
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| MePhone4
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(through a megaphone) I SAID, IT'S TIME FOR THE FOURTH CONTEST!
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| (switches to Pickle, Lightbulb, Pepper, Balloon, and burnt Marshmallow)
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| Pepper
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So are we going to have another challenge?
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| MePhone4
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Yes, Pepper. Today, we will be using slingshots!
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| Knife
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Yeah! I wanna shoot-
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| MePhone4
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(over Knife) Yes, well, one member of each team will climb into the giant slingshot, and the rest of your team will try to launch you across the gorge onto the other side. If you fall down the gorge or don't launch yourself at all, you won't make it into the second round. You have a three-minute time period. GO!
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| Balloon
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Alright, team Chickenleg! We need to test out this contraption to make sure it's safe! Uh... Salt! It's your lucky day! You get to be our testing dummy! I mean... girl.
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| Salt
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I don't know... (screen glitches, showing slices of scenes from throughout the episode) That's an awfully big gorge...
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| Balloon
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Well, you don't really have a choice. If you chicken out, we'll eliminate you. Right, alliance? Alliance?
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| Bomb
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(talking to someone on the phone) Y-yeah, t-t-t-t-t-t-t-two orders of k-k-kung pao-puh-pao ch-chicken please.
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| ?
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Twenty-nine dollars, please.
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| Balloon
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(sighs) Just do it, Salt.
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| Knife
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Marshmallow, since you're the smallest, you should go first. (the charred Marshmallow does not respond) Marshmallow? Eh, whatever. (drags Marshmallow to the slingshot) Okay, here we go.
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| (17.69 seconds later...)
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| Knife
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(launches Marshmallow with the slingshot to the other side)
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| Lightbulb
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Alright, we did it!
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| Salt
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Okay, fine. I'll go first.
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| Pickle
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(launches Salt with Balloon, but trips over Rocky)
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| Salt
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(launched into the gorge) AAAAAAAA!!!!!
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| Pepper
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Salty-salt! I'll save you! (jumps into gorge)
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| Balloon
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No! Not Pepper too! (sighs) I guess I'll just have to do it. Pickle, launch me now!
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| Lightbulb
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Now it's my turn! (trips over Rocky, makes a weird noise, then shatters)
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| Nickel
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Wow. Clumsy much? I'll do it.
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| Knife
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(begins to launch Nickel, but steps on Lightbulb's remains shatters) AAAAAA!!!!
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| Nickel
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(tumbles through the air and hits the other side of the gorge, then slides down)
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| Balloon
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Ready, Pickle?
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| Pickle
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I guess. (launches Balloon)
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| Balloon
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(starts floating very slowly) Oh, come on!
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| Pickle
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See, I told you, idiot. Taco, come over here, I'll get you across.
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| Taco
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FAT CAKES!
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| Pickle
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Yes, Taco, Balloon is fat.
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| Balloon
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HEY!
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| (a stretching sound can be heard, and Taco starts flying over the gorge)
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| Balloon
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Yes! I'm so close!
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| Taco
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(flies into Balloon, popping him, then lands on the other side of the gorge)
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| Pickle
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That's for calling Taco a (CENSORED). Come on, OJ, Bomb, I'll get you across the gorge! Guys?
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| OJ
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(walks, holding a box of Chinese food, then trips, sending the box flying)
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| Bomb
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(stands next to Pickle, then explodes when the box hits him)
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| Pickle
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(goes flying and lands on the other side of the gorge) AAAAAAA!!!!!
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| MePhone4
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Time's up! On Team Epic, only Marshmallow had gotten across the gorge. On Team Chickenleg, Pickle and Taco made it!
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| Pickle
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(covering his eye) Ow, I think I just fractured my ulna!
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| MePhone4
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Okay, so it's time for Round 2.
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| Taco
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What's Round 2?
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| MePhone4
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I'll get to that after the break.
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| (screen turns to static, then shows Cheesy)
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| Cheesy
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This advertisement goes to all you Minecrafters out there. Hi! I own Cheesecraft, a Minecraft server. If you're looking for a lot of fun on a Minecraft server, this is where you should be. The IP will be in the description. Hope to see you soon.
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| ???
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This advertisement thingy was brought to you by- W-what were we advertising? Oh, y-yeah, Fish Food, yeah, Fish Food. The only food that feeds wolves.
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| (screen turns to static again, then shows burnt Marshmallow at one end of a rope, and Pickle and Taco at the other)
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| MePhone4
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It will be a tug-of-war game. Because of the number disadvantage, Team Epic is in trouble. If you don't know what tug-of-war is, you must be messed up in the head, because I'm not explaining it to you. Go!
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| Pickle
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(snickers) Marshmallow, are you okay, you're looking a little (snickers) blue!
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| Taco
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Wow, I have an IQ of 7, and I still know that she's black, not blue. Don't you know your colors?
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| Pickle
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Okay, let's do this! (pulls rope)
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| MePhone4
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Team Chickenleg wins again!
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| Pickle
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Yes, I won for my team, I can't believe it, this is awesome!
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| MePhone4
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... Yeah. It sure is. Now, let's get to the elimination for the Epics, who lost for the third time, and have to vote off a third contestant. However, the contestants won't be voting who will leave this month. The fans will!
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| Fan
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Awesome, I get to vote?
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| MePhone4
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Not you guys. The viewers! Vote for one member of Team Epic to be eliminated. Except for Knife, because he's really the only one on Team Epic that did anything worth a d*mn, so he wins immunity.
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| Knife
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Yeah!
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| MePhone4
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Now voters, you get to vote for either Nickel, Lightbulb, Marshmallow, or Paintbrush to go home. The contestant with the most votes will leave the game, forever.
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| (Voting ends on July 7th 2011)
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| (Episode 5 premieres August 1st 2011)
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| Fan
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No order for you, sir.
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