Paper/Quotes

Inanimate Insanity (Season 1)

“	Um, what's feces?	”
—The Crappy Cliff

“	Ew, gross!	”
—The Crappy Cliff

“	You mean Desperate Housewives?	”
—to Knife in A Lemony Lesson

“	No Shelley, don't cheat on Matt, he's a nice dude!	”
—A Lemony Lesson

“	Was that a freaking dolphin?	”
—A Lemony Lesson

“	Ugh! I hate this place! I've already been here for three months! I swear, when I get out of here, I'm going to kill somebody!	”
—A New Stage In The Game

“	Don't even speak of that monster! He's trapped us in here! Besides, I'm more of a fan of the Android.	”
—A New Stage In The Game

“	Oh, and another victim is here. How delightful.	”
—A New Stage In The Game

“	Get me out of here! I've been here for way too long! Vote me now! Please?	”
—The Snowdown

“	You're not rejoining, I'm rejoining!	”
—to Balloon in Double Digit Desert

“	It seriously better be me! How can you even put Bow up for votes?! She was never on the show!	”
—Double Digit Desert

“	Okay, if you get more votes than me, I'm putting you in an electric chair!	”
—to Bow in Double Digit Desert

“	Finally! I got out of there!	”
—Double Digit Desert

“	I swore that when I got out of there, I was going to kill somebody! And I keep my promises!	”
—as Evil Paper in Double Digit Desert

“	Oh... Sorry. I don't know what came over me...	”
—Double Digit Desert

“	What?! You better not-	”
—Double Digit Desert

“	Hey, Marshmallow! How's it going?	”
—Aquatic Conflict

“	New... alliance? Can I join?	”
—Aquatic Conflict

“	I can't go in there, I'll get soggy.	”
—Aquatic Conflict

“	Idiotic Island?	”
—Aquatic Conflict

“	Get the hell out of my boat!	”
—as Evil Paper in Aquatic Conflict

“	Yay! Wait, what's feces again?	”
—Crappy Anniversary

“	Alright, with my protection, I'm sure I'll do great!	”
—Crappy Anniversary

“	I still don't know what feces is, but at least my plastic bag protects me from whatever it is!	”
—Crappy Anniversary

“	Well, just look! I'm a monster! I opened my eyes and I've hurt somebody, or lost the challenge... I'm just digging my own grave. If only I knew what was causing this!	”
—Inanimate Smackdown

“	That doesn't concern you! Since you're gonna die!	”
—as Evil Paper in Inanimate Smackdown

“	You want a key?! How about 88 of 'em?!	”
—to Evil Paper in Inanimate Smackdown

“	Underestimated us, huh?	”
—The Great Escape

“	Got this old backstabbing friend for ya!	”
—The Great Escape

“	With a little psychotherapy, anything's possible!	”
—The Tile Divide

“	Here, OJ. I caused you a lot of pain this morning. You deserve this.	”
—The Tile Divide

“	Ewww! She just ate a sock!	”
—The Penultimate Poll

“	I'd... consider this more of a punishment...	”
—The Penultimate Poll

“	Well, there's no need to. Because we're both safe and now we outnumbered Taco! So, what's the next challenge, MePhone?	”
—The Penultimate Poll

“	Impressions?! It was a serious psychological-	”
—The Penultimate Poll

“	Dolphins still give me nightmares...	”
—The Penultimate Poll

“	Stop kicking people!	”
—to Nickel in The Penultimate Poll

“	Taco relied on you too! And all you did was mess her up!	”
—to Pickle in The Penultimate Poll

“	WAIT! I can't go back to Idiotic Island!	”
—The Penultimate Poll

“	Sorry, had to sneeze. But it isn't as bad as I remember.	”
—Journey Through Memory Lane (Part 1)

“	Hey, buddy. So, it must suck, not getting the million. After all the work you put in...	”
—Journey Through Memory Lane (Part 2)

Inanimate Insanity (Season 1 Remastered)

“	You mean, Desperate Houses?	”
—A Lemony Lesson (Remastered)

“	No Apartment! Don't cheat on Townhouse! She's so sweet.	”
—A Lemony Lesson (Remastered)

“	We were watching Appointment Television.	”
—A Lemony Lesson (Remastered)

“	I'm sorry Knife, my good pal. It was either you or me-	”
—to Knife in A Lemony Lesson (Remastered)

“	Ugh! So Stupid!	”
—The Stacker (Remastered)

“	MePhone? MePhone? More like a monster. He's the one who trapped in us in here.	”
—The Stacker (Remastered)

“	How many of more of us need to fall before can we fight back?	”
—The Stacker (Remastered)

Inanimate Insanity II (Season 2)

“	Uhh... why are you here again?	”
—Breaking the Ice

“	We didn't make Season 2!	”
—Breaking the Ice

“	Okay! I think every window is repaired!	”
—Breaking the Ice

“	Your Honor, MePhone has used OJ's property to commit the crime of unlawful detention.	”
—Everything's A-OJ

“	Your Honor, MePhone4 has been known to imprison people simply because they lost on his reality show! And trust me, I witnessed this firsthand.	”
—Everything's A-OJ

“	Or as we like to call it- 'HOP!' Cause this party's hoppin'!! We got games that make you want to drink and drinks that make you want to ga-	”
—The Reality of the Situation

“	You couldn't just go with it, could you?	”
—The Reality of the Situation

“	Aw, you're leaving HOP early? We had a full Spoiled Lemon reunion planned!	”
—The Reality of the Situation

“	-like little glasses?	”
—The Reality of the Situation

“	OJ, I love working together. But you always make everything about you. YOU win the season, YOU have a lawsuit, YOU have a building made in your image and named after YOU. It's like, do I even exist?	”
—to OJ in The Reality of the Situation

“	Uh, that's the part where you offer reassurance, OJ.	”
—The Reality of the Situation

“	You'll have other opportunities to memorialize him.	”
—Through No Choice of Your Own

“	HE IS NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!	”
—Through No Choice of Your Own

“	AH! NOT TACO!	”
—Through No Choice of Your Own

“	“Evil Paper”, was that your idea? Cause it was pretty reductive!	”
—Through No Choice of Your Own

“	The MePhoneX... is taking out everyone.	”
—Through No Choice of Your Own

“	Ugh! Oh great! Of everyone I could've found in here!	”
—Objects in Mirror

“	I don't know. Some kind of void? Not like any void I've been in.	”
—Objects in Mirror

“	OJ! OJ, th- the last thing I said to you was how I wanted LESS of you in my life! A- and I couldn't believe that would've been how we left things off!	”
—to OJ in Objects in Mirror

“	Oh! Uh, what do you think you'll call it?	”
—Objects in Mirror

“	Hey, hey! Hoot! Uses the same letters!	”
—Objects in Mirror

“	I am not even kidding, YOU need to stop before I DO SOMETHING.	”
—Objects in Mirror

Inanimate Insanity Invitational (Season 3)

“	Is it just me, or is this really easy? Wa-hoo!	”
—The Show Must Go On

Inanimate Insanity IV (Season 4)

“	So, are we just not doing my big act two number or-!?	”
—The Future Is Today!

“	NOT COBS!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!	”
—Cob Mentality

“	If forced isolation is out of the equation, I'm willing to give another go.	”
—Cob Mentality

“	Uh, are you going to say anything or-?	”
—to Jack in Cob Mentality

“	I'm so sorry. I hate to assume the worst, we've all just been through a lot.	”
—to Poppy in Cob Mentality

“	Well, all of us except MeTag, who used to work for Cobs. But they're real about it, they had no choice.	”
—to Poppy in Cob Mentality

“	No, that would be fair. I don't trust them either!	”
—to Poppy in Cob Mentality

“	What? Who thought I was yellow?	”
—Cob Mentality

“	Huh. I could have sworn that was Trophy's word	”
—Cob Mentality

“	No, because you'll always be single.	”
—to Trophy in Cob Mentality

“	Hey, how did Pepper and I did so badly?	”
—Cob Mentality

“	Uhhhhh?	”
—Alongside Pepper in Cob Mentality

“	What!?	”
—Alongside Cammy, Jack, Pepper, Teddy Bear, and Trophy in Cob Mentality

“	Is that stool from the hospital??	”
—Cob Mentality

“	I... I'll do it! I'd rather not risk being a first boot twice!	”
—Cob Mentality

“	Now, what about the yellow and red slices?	”
—to Fan in Cob Mentality

“	And I'm dating a winner! Sorry, that was insensitive.	”
—Cob Mentality

“	Jack, take it easy. I got knocked out first, too. But I came back from it eventually.	”
—to Jack in Cob Mentality

“	Keep an open mind, keep an open mind.	”
—Run the Risk!

“	Alright, Tapey, you're going to need to take a leap of faith here.	”
—Run the Risk!

“	No, no no. A literal leap of faith.	”
—to Tapey in Run the Risk!

“	It's more than just that!	”
—Run the Risk!

“	Well someone here put on quite a show last night!	”
—Fan the Flames

“	Speaking of which, Poppy! Mind wearing cuffs yourself for the sake of everyone's mental health?	”
—to Poppy in Fan the Flames

“	Well, I still feel like putting on a silly show, given what happened, just isn't what Fan would want.	”
—Fan the Flames

“	Well, I suppose I could finally do my big act 2 number!	”
—Fan the Flames

“	Hey, you said no favoritism! Just tuning this for Starfruit. I've got something else up my sleeve.	”
—Fan the Flames

“	No! Y'know what? NO! I don't care WHAT you wanted! Couldn't you tell things were going too far?	”
—to Poppy in Fan the Flames

“	When I saw you running after them in the pouring rain... what if you never came back?	”
—to OJ in Fan the Flames

“	I'll make it right.	”
—Fan the Flames