Silver Spoon's Exit Interview[]
Exit Interview[]
Anko6: Hello everyone! My name is Antony, or Anko6, with Inanimate Public Radio. And we are here to bring you Exit Interviews Post-Season Edition! Inanimate Insanity Invitational has crowned its winner, but we still have three amazing finalists to get the inside scoop from. Today, I am honoured to bestow upon you all the first of this trio, a regal contestant who's as rich in wealth as he is in entertainment. He came home with bronze, but sure knew how to turn silver into gold! Get excited for your royal advisor, Silver Spoon!
Silver Spoon: Hoo hoo hoo hoo! So delightful! Thank you for the dazzling introduction, it warms me so. You all at IPR aren't regularly this complimentary, correct?
Anko6: Uh... depends! Have you listened to any of our prior segments?
Silver Spoon: Oh, I absolutely would, I'm sure they're very... quaint. But I tend not to listen to public radio. Far too general audience for my liking. I order my radio waves custom-made.
Anko6: Then... in that case I can safely say no, we would never say anything nice to any of our guests, other than you.
Silver Spoon: Ooh, ever spared! This program may be worth my time after all. Which is great news for you! I charge a small fee of one carat gold per annoyance, but at this rate, you may go without any charge at all!
Anko6: Oh, oh, I'm so... grateful...
Silver Spoon: One carat.
Anko6: Let's dive right in with our first viewer question, they said: to my dearest Silver, you should've won! You were the most perfect contestant, and the most glamorous. What was stopping you from the big win?
Silver Spoon: My, it's odd. There's a part of me that's aware I simply played the strongest game. I am the single finalist who played strategy forward and with the jury in mind. So much so that I had them eating out of the palm of my hand. The only thing that held back my winner equity was falling victim of my envy and making a fool of myself by fighting against Candle. If I changed that one moment... my victory would be secured. However, it's not what I needed. I learned a valuable lesson that day, and now I am a fuller person, living a perfect happy ending, that the masses could aspire towards!
Anko6: Well, it's really nice to hear you're looking at the bright side. So, what's next for you? This next fan would like to know if you'll continue to practice controlling the Inner-Flame with Candle.
Silver Spoon: Oh! Um... maybe! Never say never! Onto the next one.
Anko6: Okay, okay. Well, this next viewer writes: hey Silver, huge fan of yours. I was wondering now that the compeition is over, do you have any hobbies that youre spending your free time on?
Silver Spoon: Ah... huge fan. Well I have a delightful new project in the works. Interior design! Sure, Cabby's library is nice and all, but I think with just a few tweaks here and there we can make it exquisite! Less blue, more curtains. At the moment I'm putting together some aesthetic boards to map it all out. After that's all together, I just need to wait for Cabby to leave for the night, make sure the coast is clear, and then my helpers and I could get it all assembled.
Anko6: Wow, even out of the game you always have some plan in mind. On that note, this questioner writes: Hello Silver, you did such a phenomenal job in the game, I loved all your crazy schemes to win. Do you have a favourite?
Silver Spoon: Oh... kind words. Ah, there's just too many to choose from. The hot air balloon escape, turning against The Thinkers, working to activate Candle's Inner-Flame from the inside, and many more showstoppers. But! For brevity, a dazzling top three will do! I'd say... commanding the Looney Balloonies to turn on The Thinkers, using the Immunity Cookie to trick Walkie-Talkie into putting her guard down, so I wouldn't have to use my Inner-Flame and... lose myself... again. [He clears his throat.] But my number one, the most Groscer-worthy performance would certainly be using my acquired knowledge of the viewer votes to get The Thinkers to vote for Yin-Yang, and have their votes negated, so I could swoop in and put my vote on OJ, eliminating him and launching my reign. Now, all know my greatness.
Anko6: Nice, nice, nice. Here's another viewer question: Silver, how does it feel to be the worst contestant of the season?
Silver Spoon: What. Uh. C-c-come again?
Anko6: Oh, uh, they said—
Silver Spoon: N-no, I heard you! I've... come to learn that all are entitled to their opinions. I don't always feel the same way as this viewer so, I'll have to pass on this question. Onto the next.
Anko6: ...Sure thing. Next, we have: I love you and Blueberry, are you two still communicating after the season 3 finale?
Silver Spoon: Oh! Blueberry, yes, he was, mm, one of my two lovely voters in the finale. He always, uh... goes on about his gains and... I find him to be a great... footrest... and... did I hear you right, they said worst contestant of the season? Did they say if they watched the whole season or—just—select installments that I wasn't in?
Anko6: Uh—they didn't say.
Silver Spoon: Right. Of course. What—why would they? I-I probably answered the question, what's next?
Anko6: To Silver: what was the inspiration behind your challenge idea in episode 17?
Silver Spoon: Ah, my first pitch. With Lifering, and the shark, and... Candle. Well, when I was still figuring out the Inner-Flame, I was eager to launch into action and whatnot. Who doesn't enjoy a tale of bitter rivalry, triumphant battles, and... acknowledgment? If you would like more of my exciting writings, I'll put them up for commission!
Anko6: You think people are gonna want more from the writer of The Artistic Kick?
Silver Spoon: Well in case there was any confusion I would clarify that I was the lead writer.
Anko6: In this case, taking more credit makes you look worse.
Silver Spoon: Two carats.
Anko6: I know, I know. Here we have a question: Hi Silver! How did you get that sick super-form? I love it.
Silver Spoon: Between challenges, I would often need some alone time when I could no longer deal with my co-stars anymore with their... annoyances. So in seclusion I would meditate and focus on my goals in the game and otherwise. At first I wasn't aiming to tap into my Inner-Flame but the more I thought about certain... connections, the more I felt it. I chased a feeling welling up, like strings tying me to those whom I felt anything towards, good or bad. But... especially the good. And eventually, a glow. Pretty impressive, right? I hardly tried!
Anko6: Definitely! Uh, what is it like being in your Inner-Flame? Does it feel like you're trapped when it takes control? Or is it a more exciting, fulfilling feeling?
Silver Spoon: Hm! Well, depends on how much I give myself to the power. When I'm not trying to show off too much, I can hardly feel its presence, but, the more I want its power, the more it surrounds me. First it feels good, and then I stop feeling at all. I would never say those things to Candle, I would—never do those things. But my pain wanted it. And I feel like its ruined so much. Up until the happy ending of course! And then everything has been dandy since.
Anko6: Great! Next up we have: if you had to choose, what type of soup would you like to be used for?
Silver Spoon: If this is Yin-Yang asking again, leave! Me! Alone! Shoo! Next question!
Anko6: Mkay, next, uh, Silver Spoon, you were easily my favourite competitor throughout season 3. I'd love to know more about where you came from and what your personal life is like. Do you have a family? Congrats on the bronze medal, you earned it.
Silver Spoon: Appreciated! Always love the fans. The kind ones. Who don't think I'm the worst.
Anko6: You good?
Silver Spoon: Of course. That comment earlier was no big deal at all. Just humorous that someone thought to... say it and... write it, heh. As if it wasn't public, and it wasn't a—a person on the other side of the screen. Pfft, I don't care. As for the question, I had a wonderful upbringing, very rich and all. Everyone loved me. I won't bother with the details, they pain me too much to recall, I simply miss it all too much! But I too am grateful for the kind fan community, when they're nice.
Anko6: Cool, okay, Silver. How did you really feel about Paintbrush? Your relationship with them was rough, but there was a brief period of time you two got along before you betrayed The Thinkers. Do you ever think you two could be friends again?
Silver Spoon: Paintbrush and I have made quite the amends actually! After the competition, they let me know that they felt the same as how I did after their own losses, and then something about how the team was a family, and a—and a lifelong bond, and then I held back a yawn and such... But, while I didn't exactly relate to their baggage, I found it to be a wonderful opportunity to right a wrong. Now that we're practically besties, I could help them fix up their perpetually messy hair, correct their singing, and let them know when they've been talking for too long. I love being helpful.
Anko6: Well, that's great! 'Cause one of your fans needs your help! This one says: hi Silver, ever since I first viewed Inanimate Insanity Invitational, you have won over the title of being my all-time favourite contestant, and I have continued to hold my admiration to you throughout. What is your polishing or skincare routine like? Do you have any tips to keep in top condition?
Silver Spoon: Love this question. Occasionally I'll keep it simple with a hot water and vinegar bath. Everyone loves a micro mesh padding, grit all the way up. On the go, wet sandpaper is a must. A Zinc sheet also goes a long way. Then you rinse off, lightly buff, and go about your day, knowing that all the concerns you had about how you are perceived have been scrubbed away, as you look absolutely pristine! Be sure to try the same at home... assuming you're a spoon.
Anko6: Yeah, yeah feel you there, I'm a spoon. Here's another question: yo, Silver Spoon, why did you hate your Inani-Mate, Utter Filth?
Silver Spoon: Hate... is a strong word. I had seen many great Inani-Mates prior to Mephone's assignment, and felt I'd find a perfect match. Then I met... Utter Filth. This sniveling insect among true competitors! How could I not be disappointed in it? It was helpless, gross, needy, scheming, envious, pathetic! Why would anyone want to be associated with that?! After everything, maybe it deserves the distaste from the public, every mean word, the worst of the season! I couldn't agree more.
Anko6: Is this about the mean comment earlier?—
Silver Spoon: YES, it's about the mean comment! Clearly, that's how everyone thinks of me now. This was a waste. I'll take my five carats by carrier pigeon. Good day.
Anko6: Hey, hey wait! Here's a comment: dearest Silver Spoon, why are you literally the best contestant to ever exist?; Hi Silver, how can one strive to be as amazing as you? Any life tips?; Hello Silver Spoon, why are you so objectively the best finalist? There's a ton of these! And when I read you the positive ones, you barely acknowledged them.
Silver Spoon: They just don't feel as... real, as the negative one. It's circling in my head, I can't—get it out! I want to learn from it but it's just... i-it's tricky, okay?
Anko6: I think it's cool you want to take criticism now, that's—good! But, sometimes these types of comments don't come from a kind place.
Silver Spoon: Well what am I supposed to do, soak in the warmth of the compliments but not the hatred? Easier said than done.
Anko6: I mean... if the negative stuff hurts that badly, don't take either of them personally. You are a reality TV contestant, the people leaving comments have only seen little pieces of you. I mean you can pick up tips here and there from people, but treating them like they know you deeply... not healthy. You can take a step away if you're overwhelmed.
Silver Spoon: [He sighs.] I suppose. Alright, you've repaid your debt to me with your keen words, hm. As much as I enjoy the well-deserved praise, I could probably bear to not let the negatives nor the positivity sway my mind. Which is one of my top five qualities. I'm not gonna let some no ones'... opinions control that, just... the opinions... of those who aren't no ones... like, um...
Anko6: How do you feel about Candle?
Silver Spoon: Oh, she and I... heh. Well, now that you have me all like... this, might as well say, simply, and with respect for her privacy: There's been some distance since the finale ended—just-just a little. I do believe she was proud of me for ceasing to rely on the Inner-Flame, and, the rest of that day was nice, but I think to some degree what I did to her still hurts. Even if she did forgive me. Even if we do occasionally share laughs nowadays. I care about her, but... hm. I'll give it some time. It's not the happy ending I was proclaiming it to be, yet... we'll see. And until then, perhaps I'll load all my delightful burdens onto Painty, hmhmhm! They always want to hear more about me. And you're right, theres so much love out there. Regardless of if there's one who doesnt find me charming, they're missing out. Mm—th-thank you.
Anko6: Best of luck to you, Silver Spoon.
Outro[]
Anko6: And it looks like that's a wrap on this Exit Interview! Thank you to our inanimate audience for all the support. Be sure to hit subscribe so you can see the next opportunity to ask a question, and be sure to send something nice to someone who needs to hear it. This has been Anko6, or Antony, with IPR, signing off.