Soap/Quotes

Inanimate Insanity II (Season 2)

“	Eww, germs! We must eliminate all of them at all costs!	”
—Breaking the Ice

“	Scrubbing, scrubbing, all day long!	”
—Breaking the Ice

“	Step aside, man. Let the professional handle this.	”
—Breaking the Ice

“	Sure! As long as it isn't a dirty one.	”
—Marsh on Mars

“	Ha! It's funny 'cause they're immature!	”
—to Cherries in Marsh on Mars

“	Hey, that joke wasn't clean! Look at all of this glass! Shameful!	”
—Marsh on Mars

“	Oh, you say I'm useless now?! Then how would you like it if I stopped cleaning everything for you guys?! Hmmmmm?!	”
—to Nickel in Tri Your Best

“	But... it could have... germs!	”
—Tri Your Best

“	Okay, that's enough!	”
—Tri Your Best

“	You!	”
—since Cooking for the Grater Good

“	Okay, team, let's get started on this pizza. Since I'm the only one trained with "proper" etiquette here, I elect myself for being the leader of this challenge. Any objections?	”
—Cooking for the Grater Good

“	I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.	”
—to Nickel in Cooking for the Grater Good

“	We're doing good, guys! Now Box, where's the sugar I asked for?	”
—Cooking for the Grater Good

“	Box, where's the sugar?	”
—to Box in Cooking for the Grater Good

“	If you don't quit with that attitude of yours right now, mister...	”
—Cooking for the Grater Good

“	Don't worry, I'll add my secret ingredient!	”
—Cooking for the Grater Good

“	What? At least we know they won't get any diseases by eating it.	”
—Cooking for the Grater Good

“	But I worked so hard for the team!	”
—A Kick in the Right Direction

“	Oh, come on! It couldn't possibly be that bad, could it?	”
—A Kick in the Right Direction

“	Aww... it's cute when they argue!	”
—A Kick in the Right Direction

“	You know, team, I've actually been feeling a lot better about myself. Give or take a few months ago, I would scream at every cluster of dirt I saw, but now I feel like I'm finally getting over it.	”
—Let Er' R.I.P.

“	It's a cobweb!	”
—Let Er' R.I.P.

“	Okay, I think I got all dust bunnies, except, you!	”
—Let Er' R.I.P.

“	Oh, oopsies.	”
—Let Er' R.I.P.

“	Sorry, but did you see that cobweb?! We've got bigger problems on our hands.	”
—Let Er' R.I.P.

“	Sorry again... But yay, I win!	”
—Let Er' R.I.P.

“	Excuse me?! I wiped the floor with you guys! Literally!	”
—Everything's A-OJ

“	I... I think I'm in love.	”
—Everything's A-OJ

“	♫ Cleaning's my life and when I'm feeling down, scrubbing the floors always removes a frown! ♫	”
—Keep On Cleaning, Everything's A-OJ

“	Oh, please don't bring OJ back again!	”
—Theft and Battery

“	Calm down, Soap. Nothing to be afraid of.	”
—Theft and Battery

“	I'm... gonna... kill him...	”
—Theft and Battery

“	What was that about a big head?!	”
—Theft and Battery

“	It was clearly Suitcase!	”
—Theft and Battery

“	This urge to clean is like a bizarre defense mechanism. A spider, crawling on my back, waiting to bite me!	”
—Rain On Your Charade

“	But I realized, you can scrub as hard as you want, but life would never be squeaky clean, you know?	”
—Rain On Your Charade

“	Well, on a team, everyone's opinion matters. And even for yourself, Microphone. You need to listen to your heart, like I'm about to do now!	”
—Rain On Your Charade

“	There must be a mistake! Someone clean his hardware! I'd do it... but I can't!	”
—Rain On Your Charade

“	Wait. Actually, my mistake. I didn't realize that forcing your teammate to steal kept you in the game, but pointing out the crime though? What a disgrace.	”
—Rain On Your Charade

“	Oh, and you're still here? Whatever. Just remember who your true friends are, Suitcase. And Mic, remember to listen to year heart.	”
—to Suitcase and Microphone in Rain On Your Charade

“	Consider it scrubbed. Oop, missed a spot. Good thing you know I can keep a secret for ya.	”
—to Microphone in The Reality of the Situation

“	We may be deleted, but it was recently! We're not deleted forever, we're RECENTLY DELETED!	”
—Objects in Mirror

“	So, you're the one Mic told me about! She's cool.	”
—Objects in Mirror

“	If you hurt her again we will scrub you out of her life SO HARD it'll be like you were never there. GOT THAT?	”
—to Taco in Objects in Mirror

Inanimate Insanity IV (Season 4)

“	What you are doing?	”
—to Taco in The Future is Today!

“	The newbies are supposed to get priority seating.	”
—to Taco in The Future is Today!

“	But the overhead light is out over that table.	”
—to Taco in The Future is Today!

“	Right this way.	”
—The Future is Today!

“	So would I. Is that wrong?	”
—The Future is Today!

“	And we always wished we started working together in the game earlier. Remember?	”
—to Taco and Microphone in Cob Mentality

“	Well, I've learned you can't stay in your comfort zone to feel safe. I'm going to play this game, hard!	”
—to Taco in Cob Mentality

“	You do realize you don't have to be boring to have morals, right?	”
—to Taco in Cob Mentality

“	I meant in a gameplay sense.	”
—Cob Mentality

“	Nice. Are you going for the world record for codependence.	”
—to Taco in Run the Risk!

“	Hey, hope this works out.	”
—to Taco in Run the Risk!

“	No, I was just being nice.	”
—to Taco in Run the Risk!

“	Three T's??	”
—Run the Risk!

“	Teddy Bear, you're going too fast!	”
—Run the Risk!

“	Ah, dead end! Sorry. We need to go back.	”
—to Microphone in Run the Risk!

“	Microphone, that's brilliant! How'd you come up with that?	”
—Run the Risk!

“	So that's how you finished first. Let's try it!	”
—to Microphone in Run the Risk!

“	Okay, it's two lefts, then a right, duck under a bar, and one more left!	”
—to Microphone in Run the Risk!

“	What kind of gift?	”
—Fan the Flames

“	There's no reason for her to try to pull anything. OJ said we can all win immunity, just, gotta stay the course.	”
—Fan the Flames

“	You notice Taco and Teddy being chummy all of a sudden?	”
—Fan the Flames

“	Oh, just DANDY! Cherries, you deserve a big hug!	”
—Fan the Flames

“	We can relocate! It's, merely a concept.	”
—Fan the Flames