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DiaZZUnknown

Recapper
Last time on... Inanimate Insanity, Knife shocked Marshmallow. She got mad and launched him with something she got from Walmart that came with a free cucumber she gave to Pickle as his new girlfriend.

Apple

Huh? (screams as Knife lands in him)

DiaZZUnknown

Recapper
Taco, Pepper, Knife, and Marshmallow were up for elimination. Not Salt like I said in the last recap, I'm sorry for my dreadful mistake! Anyway, it was down to Pepper or Knife, and it ended up being Knife, who was cut from the show.

Knife

What?! (get punched by Fist Thingy and screams)

DiaZZUnknown

Recapper
But a character recommended by the fans was then going to join, and to decide which one, there was a paint gun contest. Teddy Bear may have put in an evil effort, but Apple ended up winning despite her incompetence.

Apple

Yeah!

DiaZZUnknown

Recapper
The real challenge was then held, in which both teams competed for which of them would get Apple on their team in a baton relay race. Nickel's persistence, Paintbrush's bravery, and Marshmallow's ability to defy gravity led to Team Epic finally securing their first epic win, but after MePhone realized that when people voted for Nick Le for the last episode and actually meant to say Nickel, Nickel was eliminated and Lightbulb rejoined, so Team Chickenleg was up for elimination. And whoever gets eliminated is not going to enjoy Idiotic Island in the slightest, unlike Nickel, who's got a rubber ball! And that's what you missed on Inanimate Insanity.
(Pickle is enjoying a picnic under the stars with the Cucumber.)

Pickle

Ah, what a lovely evening, isn't it, my love? (The Cucumber lies there in silence.) Ah, you are so beautiful. I got us some sandwiches for this fine date. Are you hungry? (The Cucumber remains silent.) You are? Well don't worry, I have the sandwiches right in here. (looks inside the picnic basket, but finds nothing) Hey, where are the sandwiches?! Ugh, I must have forgot, and I'm so hungry! (His stomach growls.) I'm sorry, my love! (eats the cucumber)

Marshmallow

Wow, Pickle! How could you just take my gift and resort to cannibalism?! I mean... really?! (A nearby bush rustles.) Did you hear something? (MePhone4S is revealed to be hiding behind the bush.) Oh, it's probably nothing. Let's just leave.
(They leave, and ominous music plays as MePhone4S puts on his sunglasses.)
(Halloween-style intro plays)
(MePhone4 gathers the contestants during nighttime.)

MePhone4

Ready for your next challenge?

Pepper

But it's like 10:32 at night, and we compete tomorrow, remember?

Salt

Yeah. It's, like, too early!

MePhone4

Well, nobody cares about about your opinions anyway. Let's get to it. So in the last episode, Team Chickenleg Lost. Now, one of its members is going home.
(Elimination Time theme plays)
(Rather than the normal seats, the contestants are sitting on haystacks.)

Salt

Hey! It looks, like... different!

Pepper

Why did you renovate the area? It was just changed!

MePhone4

Yes, it was replaced earlier. But don't worry. it's just for today.

OJ

These haystack seats aren't really comfy.

MePhone4

This episode, we have cookies!

Balloon

Alright!

MePhone4

However, I'm a fat slob, so I ate them.
(The contestants complain.)

MePhone4

Instead of cookies, I have candy corns. But I ate that too.

Balloon

Hey!

MePhone4

Just kidding. It's right here.
(MePhone4 tries to eat the candy corn, but OJ slaps his hand away.)

OJ

Hmph!

MePhone4

Okay, okay. Calm your pits, OJ, I won't eat them. As you know, I'm letting you all choose who to eliminate. And nobody won immunity, so let's start.

Balloon

Uh... Salt!
(Salt's picture appears on the board.)

Salt

OMG, what did I ever do to you?! You know what? Fine! I vote for you.
(Balloon's picture appears.)

Pepper

I'm voting for you too!
(Another picture of Balloon appears.)

Balloon

Alliance?

OJ

(jumps up on Balloon's haystack) Sorry, Balloon, you're a jerk, so I vote for you! (gets pulled off)

Bomb

(jumps up on the haystack instead) (stuttering) Yeah, I vote for Balloon!

Balloon

Oh, come on!
(Two more pictures of Balloon appear.)

TacoOld

Fatty cakes!

Pickle

Yes, Taco. Balloon is fat!

Balloon

Hey!
(Another two pictures of Balloon appear.)

MePhone4

Balloon, you have been eliminated. Bye bye. (throws candy corn to everyone except Balloon)

Balloon

What?!

OJ

Well, you had to see this coming, you were kind of a jerk to everyone.
(A flashback to various earlier episodes starts.)

Balloon

How come he gets to choose first?!

Balloon

I demand a prize!

Balloon

You don't really have a choice. If you chicken out, we'll eliminate you.

Balloon

Come on!

Balloon

This is all your fault!

Balloon

Launch me now!

Balloon

You're the one that chose her and she's such a f***

Balloon

f***

Balloon

Oh, crap!

Balloon

Oh, come on!

Balloon

Oh, come on!

Balloon

What?!

Balloon

What?!

Balloon

No!

Balloon

No!

Balloon

No!

Balloon

No!

Balloon

No fair!

Balloon

No way!

Balloon

You suck!

Balloon

What about me?

Balloon

I didn't agree to that!

Balloon

Oh great.

Balloon

NOTHING!

Balloon

It's your lucky day! You get to be our testing dummy!

Balloon

Excellent! My plan is almost complete!

Balloon

Just do it.

Balloon

(groans in frustration)

Balloon

...useless...

Balloon

Alliance?

Balloon

Salt!

Balloon

Bomb...

Balloon

...Marshmallow...

Balloon

Pickle!

Balloon

Taco! Taco! (kicks Taco)
(A clip is shown of Balloon kicking Taco into a tree, then slingshotting Salt into a gorge and she screams. Then, the flashback ends.)

Balloon

Oh, crap! This is not good!
(Balloon screams distantly as he teleported to Idiotic Island as a disembodied voice laughs evilly. He lands on top of Knife and is popped.)
(Elsewhere, MePhone4S is speaking to Cheesy, who is sitting at a desk.)

MePhone4S

I'm a recommended character! I was told to come here.

Cheesy

(sighs) No, you can't come in. You need identification.

MePhone4S

Where should I go?
(Cheesy points to a bench where Magnifying Glass, Teddy Bear, and TV are sitting.)

MePhone4S

I'll be back.
(MePhone4S walks towards a nearby car, which he then proceeds to hit Cheesy with.)
(Elsewhere, OJ and Bomb are watching the stars together.)

OJ

I'm happy Balloon's gone! He was so bossy!

Bomb

(stuttering) Yeah!

OJ

But our alliance is pretty much gone. (to Pickle) Hey, Pickle! You wanna be in our alliance?

Pickle

I guess.

OJ

Yeah! And Taco, how about you?

TacoOld

!MAERC RUOS

MePhone4

Next challenge! I was going to take you all trick-or-treating.

Marshmallow

Yay!

MePhone4

But... there are no houses here. So instead, I've hidden a lot of candy around the island. You have to get as many pieces of candy as you can and keep them in this bag. (He throws bags to the contestants. He then reveals a metal basket connected to a computer.) After ten minutes, you will put your bag in this scanner to see how many pieces of candy you have. The team with the most combined pieces of candy wins. So, go get candy now!
(The contestants scatter and start collecting candy.)

Bomb

(stuttering) Hey, OJ! Can we work together?

OJ

Sure! I don't see why not.

Apple

(picks up a piece of candy, then sees something off screen) Ooh! A candy bin! (She throws her piece of candy at Paintbrush, then runs to a trashcan.) Oh, yeah! Wow! (She empties the trash into her bag, then takes it to MePhone4.) Hey, look at all of this candy I found.

MePhone4

Apple, that's garbage, and it smells. Go away.

Apple

It is so candy! I'll prove it! (puts a piece of garbage in her mouth and tries to talk while eating) See? (indecipherable mumbling)

OJ

(points to a tree with candy on its branches) Hey, look! A candy tree! Help me get to it, Bomb.

Salt

OMG, I, like, hate candy! Like, hate candy! I'm on a diet!

Pepper

If you're on a diet, then I am too!

Lightbulb

(points to a cave) Marshmallow, look, a cave! There's gotta be loads of candy in there!

Marshmallow

But it's way too dark!

Lightbulb

(points to a cave) I'm a lightbulb, I got this.
(Lightbulb turns herself on, and the two enter the cave. They're soon surrounded by eerie, red eyes, and a voice laughs evilly. They run screaming out of the cave, but Marshmallow trips. A large hand emerges from the cave and pulls her back inside. Meanwhile, Lightbulb continues running until she bumps into another candy tree. A bunch of candy falls to the ground, to her delight.)
(Meanwhile, Bomb is holding OJ so the latter can reach the branches of their candy tree.)
(Elsewhere, Taco and Pickle are standing at the edge of 60 Foot Cliff (Inanimate Island) together.)

TacoOld

(points to the water pool at the bottom of the cliff) Hey, look! There's some candy! (howls like a wolf)

Pickle

Okay, let's do this!
(Pickle jumps off the cliff, but misses the pool of water and lands in the elephant poo.)

TacoOld

(faintly, getting louder) ...CREAM! (lands on top of Pickle)

MePhone4

Time's up. Let's see how much candy you all have. But wait! We're missing Pickle, Taco, and Marshmallow.
(The giant arms drop Marshmallow outside the cave with bites taken out of her, along with a bag filled to the brim with candy.)
(The members of Team Epic empty their candy bags into the scanner. When Apple empties out her garbage, Paintbrush catches a can and throws it at her.)

MePhone4

Whoa! Team Epic, congrats! You guys got 235 pieces of candy, and it would have been more if Apple didn't bring back garbage. (Apple slaps him.)
(Only OJ and Bomb empty their candy bags into the scanner.)

MePhone4

Okay, Team Chickenleg, you got 40 pieces total, so Team Chickenleg loses again, and they're all up for elimination. Also, I'm giving immunity to OJ and Bomb for being the only ones to bring back candy. So viewers, vote for Salt, Pepper, Pickle, or Taco.
(Apple is sitting next to MePhone4, chewing on a dead fish.)

MePhone4

Go away.

MePhone4S

Perhaps it is you who should go away, MePhone4.
(To Be Continued...)
(Credits)