Inanimate Insanity II (Season 2)[]
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Oww! Mic, turn down the volume! |
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| —to Microphone in Breaking the Ice | ||
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Hi! I'm sorry Knife was so mean to you, but I'll join your alliance! |
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| —Breaking the Ice | ||
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Oh no, my alliance is gone! I'll avenge them by following in their footsteps! |
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| —Breaking the Ice | ||
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Well that was unexpected... |
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| —Breaking the Ice | ||
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Don't worry, everyone! I have all the tools we need! |
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| —Marsh on Mars | ||
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Well, our team needs to win, and if I give it to you, it-it lowers our chances. |
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| —Marsh on Mars | ||
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I'm sorry! You're right! I can't believe what I've become! Take all the tools you need! |
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| —Marsh on Mars | ||
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Baseball, Balloon wants to redeem himself! Just give him a chance, please! |
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| —Marsh on Mars | ||
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Of course you can help us! |
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| —Marsh on Mars | ||
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Hey, Marshmallow! I found you! Good thing you aren't dead! |
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| —Marsh on Mars | ||
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Go on, Soap, get in the pool! |
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| —to Soap in Tri Your Best | ||
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You monster!!!!! You're just jealous 'cause he's still in the game! |
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| —Cooking for the Grater Good | ||
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You told me to get a flower! |
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| —to Soap in Cooking for the Grater Good | ||
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Oh no! Box is eliminated! We're really gonna miss you! |
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| —to Box in A Kick in the Right Direction | ||
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I, for one, welcome this new change to our team. We can't just live in the past! We have to move on, be willing to try new things! |
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| —A Kick in the Right Direction | ||
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Knife, the challenge is to not be scared! |
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| —Let Er' R.I.P. | ||
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Look, Knife, if I may, this sarcasm isn't helping your reputation. Why not try a random act of kindness? |
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| —Everything's A-OJ | ||
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W-wait! I believe there's been a mistake! |
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| —Everything's A-OJ | ||
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Y'know, guys, after being eliminated for like... a day or so, I realized I should take this competition more seriously. |
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| —Theft and Battery | ||
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It did...! Wait, what?! You want me to steal? I can't do that! |
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| —to Nickel in Theft and Battery | ||
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Well, sometimes it's good to be alone for a little while. At least, I think so. |
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| —Rain On Your Charade | ||
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I've... never been under pressure like that before. Stressed that any second, someone was gonna jump out and scream in my face, "What are you doing?! Who do you think you are?! You're gonna get nothing but what you deserve! Death! Let death be your punishment!" Yeah... |
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| —Rain On Your Charade | ||
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Well, I care. You just need to believe in what you say. Otherwise, no one will. |
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| —to Balloon in Rain On Your Charade | ||
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Th-th-that voice! D-didn't you hear that voice?! |
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| —Mazed and Confused | ||
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That's a great idea! |
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| —Mazed and Confused | ||
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I always think things over. It's a weird feeling, automatically taking all left turns 'cause Nickel said to. It's oddly comforting, having a path laid out for me, but also a bit degrading. But, I just couldn't let him ditch you. |
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| —Mazed and Confused | ||
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Yeah! And how about how you figure out how you... you... I'm... I'm sorry. |
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| —Kick the Bucket | ||
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Never better. |
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| —Kick the Bucket | ||
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That's not true. Nickel did listen to me today, but cost us so much time... |
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| —Kick the Bucket | ||
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Wow, you're real great at being... cynical. That must make you so happy. In a paradoxical sort of way... |
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| —Kick the Bucket | ||
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I've made my choice. |
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| —Kick the Bucket | ||
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For the longest time, I've been so unsure of myself. Whether or not I should... make my presence known. |
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| —Kick the Bucket | ||
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Nickel, I voted for you tonight. |
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| —Kick the Bucket | ||
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I just can't forgive the way you've been treating Balloon, game aside! But it's not just about him. You act like you're trying to protect me, but you try to send me away every chance you get! |
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| —to Nickel in Kick the Bucket | ||
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Looks like it. I mean, it's easy to read how everyone would vote, so he decided to be a great friend instead by pitting the blame on himself. And this is what a true ally looks like! But I'm not gonna let him fight my battles for me! I voted for you, Nickel, because you've never been a true ally to me! |
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| —to Nickel in Kick the Bucket | ||
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"First time we talked"... Pfft. |
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| —Alternate Reality Show | ||
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When Test Tube said she saw a vision, I thought maybe... It just seemed so real. Can you relate? |
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| —Mine Your Own Business | ||
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Theories and patterns are easy. I didn't want to believe Paintbrush, because they knew the game was... more. I'm scared of everything that's happening... because it's... more. If I could... stay in a shell... |
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| —Mine Your Own Business | ||
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We've gone up to space. This should be easy, right? |
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| —Hatching the Plan | ||
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...Ooooh. THAT laboratory! |
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| —Hatching the Plan | ||
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N-no. Sorry, I- What? Do you think I don't care about this? |
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| —Hatching the Plan | ||
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You know what's funny... Fan was eliminated from his favorite game, his favorite show in the world, and do you know what actually hurt him the most? |
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| —Hatching the Plan | ||
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I'm not talking about the egg. Honestly... I thought you were smarter than this. |
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| —Hatching the Plan | ||
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Baseball, you can't fix it. It doesn't just go away. But... you're here, you're listening, you're trying. So... thanks. |
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| —Hatching the Plan | ||
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Hey, you know you're like, really smart, right? This is incredible! You... know what you're gonna do up there? |
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| —to Test Tube in Hatching the Plan | ||
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We're all here for you, Lightbulb! |
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| —to Lightbulb in Truth or Flare | ||
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You really were close with your allies, weren't you? |
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| —Truth or Flare | ||
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Last bit of drama?! Are you forgetting about the ALIENS Test Tube said she saw?! |
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| —Truth or Flare | ||
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I'm pretty sure those were his traumatic memories about Cobs, but, yes, those too! |
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| —Truth or Flare | ||
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Remember, it's his first challenge without assistants. Let's try to not make him feel weird about it. |
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| —Truth or Flare | ||
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So, last time - nearly getting shot down by an alien ship, that was a flat-feet experience?! |
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| —Truth or Flare | ||
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Wouldn't still be here if I did, but, where have I heard your voice before? |
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| —Truth or Flare | ||
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Wha-? Wh-why did you help me, Taco? |
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| —to Taco in Truth or Flare | ||
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I disagreed with my alliance, but I didn't do that to upset them. I just wanted to help someone who I thought deserved another chance. |
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| —Truth or Flare | ||
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Baseball, I voted for Nickel to stand up for myself and it went wrong. He wasn't my friend, but you resented me for it anyway! Then you chose to vote out your friend and play it off like a heroic sacrifice. I'm sorry, it's just not the same. |
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| —Truth or Flare | ||
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No, hallucinations, it's not exactly easy to explain, but I never could explain them. I think they happened when I'm anxious? So thanks for making this such a comforting environment! All right, I've answered the question. |
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| —Truth or Flare | ||
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Well, looks like I won. |
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| —Truth or Flare | ||
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I'm happy for you, Lightbulb! But what was it you were trying to tell me before? About your allies? |
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| —Truth or Flare | ||
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Hey, MePhone we know you're scared by even the thought of seeing Cobs again. I don't know what your vacation was, but it seems to me like a way to put all this off. And I get that. But if you're finally ready to talk, we can face whatever comes next toge-! |
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| —to MePhone4 in Truth or Flare | ||
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What? Oh my gosh, I hate you. No, I really hate you. Why do you do this to me? |
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| —to MePhone4 in Truth or Flare | ||
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No, I'm not going to hide behind the game like MePhone does. This is still my decision. It was with Nickel and it will be now. |
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| —Truth or Flare | ||
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Knife, on the dock when you said I should make my presence known, did you really want to help me or did you just think it could get you further in the competition? |
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| —Truth or Flare | ||
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And Baseball? Do you understand why I voted for Nickel? Why I left the alliance? |
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| —Truth or Flare | ||
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Knife, When you talked to me on the dock that day, it gave me strength. And I realize now that's what an alliance is to me. And I'll always be grateful for that. |
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| —Truth or Flare | ||
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Because of my last truth from today he went easy on me, but I hope you don't. |
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| —Truth or Flare | ||
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I wish I could say the same for you. Why didn't you tell anyone about Taco? I'm not sure how much you want to help others or if you're just messing with us for your amusement. |
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| —Truth or Flare | ||
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Well, I guess you can call it a random act of kindness. |
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| —Truth or Flare | ||
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Ok I agree, please don't, I’d like to see it. But how and when?! Th-this… …can't be real… |
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| —The Reality of the Situation | ||
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They weren't even just getting along! They had rapport, Knife! Rapport! |
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| —The Reality of the Situation | ||
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Of course he's not. This is like his nightmare come true, he must be paralyzed by fear- |
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| —The Reality of the Situation | ||
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It's not that. I... don’t think I want to be. I thought seeing Balloon again would make me feel better. But it's like... everyone else has just... moved on? And I don't think I could do that without... getting away from it all. |
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| —The Reality of the Situation | ||
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If I was MePhone, I'd still be hiding back at the hotel. But I'm here to play. |
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| —The Reality of the Situation | ||
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Remember we were just talking about MePhone's bad memories? …This is one of them. If there's anyone who can tell us what Cobs is up to… ...it's one of his victims. |
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| —The Reality of the Situation | ||
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I don't know, something with that egg you've been secretly holding onto all this time? |
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| —The Reality of the Situation | ||
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Would not rank highly on the list of your crimes. |
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| —to Steve Cobs in The Reality of the Situation | ||
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You wanna say you've been behind it all, the real mastermind, pulling the strings, whatever. But this is MePhone's show. He made it. Not you. |
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| —The Reality of the Situation | ||
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Well, it was... Uh... |
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| —The Reality of the Situation | ||
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Why... did you make me like this? |
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| —Through No Choice of Your Own | ||
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Every- EVERYTHING I see! "What even IS it?" My friends, m-my mind, my life, were they even mine?! |
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| —to MePhone4 in Through No Choice of Your Own | ||
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Break us down? Torture us?! |
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| —Through No Choice of Your Own | ||
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Hey Tissues! Must suck to always be sick all the time. Wouldn't wish that on anyone! But MePhone would. It's funny to him. A big joke! |
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| —to Tissues in Through No Choice of Your Own | ||
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Well, try living like that. Like there's always something wrong with you. Something you can't... ever really fix. |
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| —Through No Choice of Your Own | ||
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Gotta say... all that stuff that never made sense, is starting to make sense. |
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| —Through No Choice of Your Own | ||
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I used to not be sure what was real or fake. But now I guess... maybe it's all fake. |
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| —Through No Choice of Your Own | ||
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Never give up on anyone. |
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| —Through No Choice of Your Own | ||
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Well, I guess I got my wish, huh? He's gonna delete us all, one by one, so it doesn't even matter! ...Nothing does. |
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| —Through No Choice of Your Own | ||
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...I don't think we have a choice. |
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| —Through No Choice of Your Own | ||
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YOU?! Let ME?! Knife, I'm the one who let you get to the finale! I carried you to the end! |
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| —Through No Choice of Your Own | ||
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Wow, just give into the aggression! You killed before! Why stop now?! |
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| —Through No Choice of Your Own | ||
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You're right… I don't know anything… ...except this. You, me, every contestant, I think… Everyone we ever met on this show who's not a machine, and even the very ship we're standing on… all have one thing in common. |
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| —Through No Choice of Your Own | ||
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We were all generated through MeLife. ...see, I may not know how “real” any of us are. |
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| —Through No Choice of Your Own | ||
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If everyone's eliminated. |
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| —to Steve Cobs in Through No Choice of Your Own | ||
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Is... this where we go when we die? |
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| —Objects in Mirror | ||
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Uh, as part of this sacrifice to save an extraterrestrial species. |
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| —Objects in Mirror | ||
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You were... still on my season. |
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| —to Box in Objects in Mirror | ||
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Uhhh, are they...? |
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| —Objects in Mirror | ||
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Then, why risk it? |
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| —Objects in Mirror | ||
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Wait, did you ever cross paths with Bow? Pink, hairbow type bow. Like, looks like candy, but not candy? |
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| —Objects in Mirror | ||
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Well, they lost their bodies! In a corporeal form, anyway. No more legs whatsoever, though. |
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| —Objects in Mirror | ||
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Doing the right thing doesn't mean the right thing happens back to you! But, you give yourself a better chance when you don't go through life alone! When you find someone who's earned your trust! I've been lucky enough to find friends like that! I hope one day, maybe you'll have someone you can trust too! |
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| —Objects in Mirror | ||
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And we're not going to be, but Balloon! There's a lot I need to fill you in on! About how MePhone created ALL of us! |
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| —Objects in Mirror | ||
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It's a lot to process. Not only are we not real, the stuff I see is even less real. But, with how much it hurts, it certainly could have fooled me. And, besides, even if none of it's real, then what could I possibly stand to lose? Even if I am just a scrambled up line of code, I- I don't care! Whatever I've been through, everything I felt, has been real!... To me... And, I'm GETTING myself and ALL my FAKE FRIENDS OUT OF HERE. |
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| —Objects in Mirror | ||
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I'm pretty sure that isn't what MePhone intended when he made those. |
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| —Objects in Mirror | ||
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Of course newbies are included! |
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| —Objects in Mirror | ||
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We all need to outrun that bright red striped line! Otherwise, we get- uh- demolished? I think? Or, if it just gets our legs, then we get ghost tails! Images will be projected to distract you. But if we stick together, we can make it through this! YEAH! ANY QUESTIONS? |
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| —Objects in Mirror | ||
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Great! Then, off to the races! |
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| —Objects in Mirror | ||
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MePhone, we're getting out, with the light-orb-from the... the egg... Fan can explain it better. |
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| —to MePhone4 in Objects in Mirror | ||
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See ya on the other side. |
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| —Objects in Mirror | ||
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NO! SOMEONE STOP HIM! A-AFTER HIM!! |
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| —Objects in Mirror | ||
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Oh, maybe that's because... It doesn't. |
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| —to Steve Cobs in Objects in Mirror | ||
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Not the real egg. That right there come from your Season 3 Pic-Nix tables. |
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| —Objects in Mirror | ||
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Funny, I could say the same about all of us. Popcorn? |
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| —Objects in Mirror | ||
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So, he, he died protecting you, MePhone? |
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| —to MePhone4 in Objects in Mirror | ||
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No we're not, We're going to stick together, Rebuild together. We'll create a community where all of us can live. Not all of us have to see eachother, But we can if we want to. I'm not giving up on you. |
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| —to Balloon in Objects in Mirror | ||
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Maybe one day, we can find a way to bring you back. |
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| —to Knife in Objects in Mirror | ||
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Just listen! You'll like it. "Down the twisted road, challenges surround you. The one easy choice is the most tempting - to lie down and give up, never to try again. We all consider this.. until we bump into someone else on the road. And even though you may go different places, you help each other find your way." |
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| —Objects in Mirror | ||
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Maybe a helper on the road isn't what you used to be. And maybe you don't think that's what you are. But you were for Mic. You finally were that for Marsh. And you've always been that for me. |
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| —Objects in Mirror | ||
Inanimate Insanity Invitational (Season 3)[]
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"You could say sorry." |
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| —Spring!Suitcase, Spring on the Breakfast! | ||
Inanimate Insanity IV (Season 4)[]
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OSC stands for the things that we stand for! |
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| —The Future Is Today! | ||
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Now, of course you didn't see all there is to see here today, but these brochures should cover the rest. |
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| —The Future Is Today! | ||
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Uh, that's fine. No need to make any decisions right away. |
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| —The Future Is Today! | ||
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This is the sacrifice we need to make for a life without drama. |
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| —The Future Is Today! | ||
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We were very sorry to hear this, but we think we have a solution that will work for everyone. Fan? |
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| —The Future Is Today! | ||
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But this time will be different. Think of it less of a competition and more like a teaching tool. |
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| —Cob Mentality | ||
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He did what?! |
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| —Run the Risk! | ||
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And I'll be there to make sure it does, otherwise, we'll need to cancel the competition and crush everyone's dreams before they've even fallen asleep. |
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| —Run the Risk! | ||
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And there won't be any more near murders so long as you all properly learn the true meaning of safety! Or else! |
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| —Run the Risk! | ||
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May the game continue! |
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| —Run the Risk! | ||
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Are you sure it's appropriate to keep the game going after what happened? |
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| —Fan the Flames | ||