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| Episode | Gallery | Transcript |
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Ugh, it's no fun without Paper. (sees Marshmallow) Marshmallow, wanna have some fun?
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You bet your marsh I do!
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Alright, I bet my marsh that since I'm so strong and you're so small, I can throw you way over there!
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No way!
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(Knife picks up Marshmallow as he is ready to throw her)
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Huh?
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Wait a sec, how do I bet a marsh?
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(Marshmallow flies through air and pops Balloon)
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(intro plays)
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Hey contestants, it's time for your next challenge. Alright, so let me explain the challenge. But wait, where's Nickel?
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(to Announcer) Alright, fine! I didn't even wanna be on your show anyway!
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So for this challenge, I thought we'd do something very unique, and what's more unique than an Arena of Death?
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PANDA BEARS!
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I agree. Panda bears!
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Well, I mean, that is true.
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Stop interrupting me! Anyway, for this challenge - in the Arena of Death - four contestants on each team will stand on top of these eight platforms, and you must try to knock off the other team's contestants with rocks.
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(The contestants gasp)
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You have a large bucket full of rocks, so you shouldn't run out. The first team to have all of their contestants knocked off the platform will face elimination.
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(MePhone4 shows a computer)
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The computer will generate four lucky contestants from each team to participate. Oh yeah, and because the team captains are so awesome...
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Yeah?
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… they will not be participating.
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Aw!
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For Team Epic, it's...
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computer shows Nickel
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Yeah, awesome!
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computer shows Baseball
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Yeah!
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High fives Nickel; computer shows Knife and Paintbrush
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And for Team Chickenleg, it's...
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computer shows OJ, Salt, Pepper, and Taco
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That's everyone, so let's go! Alright, let the rock pelting begin!
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Okay, Epics, here's an idea: If we all throw at one person, they won't be able to dodge all the rocks. Let's go for that pathetic Taco first.
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The Epics throw rocks at Taco, Taco eats rocks and spits them back
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Oh no, they're coming straight for us! What do we do!?
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Do what you were born to do, use your legs and jump!
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Nickel and Baseball they jump over rocks and Knife gets hit
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Amazing dodging skills, go!
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rock coming towards Paintbrush doesn't hit, stops in mid-air, then falls to the ground
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Thanks a lot, Knife, for that horrible strategy!
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Hey, watch this, Baseball! (kicks rock, curves around and hits Pepper from behind)
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Oh my god! I'll save you, Pepper! (jumps off platform)
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Haha!
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Grr! I'll show you who to mess with! (throws rock at Nickel)
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Oh, come on! That was like the best curveball ever!
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Nickel, look out! (jumps in front of Nickel, slow-motion) Nooooooo! (rock knocks both off)
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Oh crap! I'm the only one still here?! This sucks! (kicks rock, it shatters OJ)
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Well well, it looks like it's just me and Taco. Any last words?
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SHAMPOO!
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Nice choice of words!
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Well, here goes! (jumps and tries to kick Taco off platform, she spits lemon at him, he falls)
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Team Chickenleg wins again! And Team Really-Not-So-Epic will face elimination AGAIN.
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Oooh, do we get cookies again?
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Well, I was going to, but now that you asked, no.
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Aww!
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(ELIMINATION TIME!)
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Welcome back, guys. Check out our new, redesigned elimination area.
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Eh, it's okay I guess.
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Team Epic, because of Taco's amazing rock pelting skills, you guys lost again. You guys are voting which contestants will leave the game. This time, I made cookies, but Lightbulb opened his fat lips so instead, I'm giving you pencils. If you don't get a pencil, you will be eliminated.
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What? No cookies this time? Pencils are stupid!
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Pencil
OMG! That was, like, mean! Jerk! (gets punched by Fist Thingy after a small pause)
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Moving on. If you are eliminated, our giant boxing glove will punch you at full speed and you will go flying off the show. I know. Now, let's get to the elimination. Lightbulb, you didn't do anything good, but you got zero votes, so you are safe.
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Did nothing? That's so not true. I, like, watched.
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Whatever. Here's your pencil. (throws pencil to Lightbulb, she shatters)
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Also with zero votes are Paintbrush and Nickel. (throws pencils at them)
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So, we're down to three contestants: Marshmallow, Knife, and Baseball. Marshmallow, once again, you are safe. (gives her pencil)
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So Baseball and Knife, one of you will be eliminated, and that person happens to be... Baseball! Baseball, it's time to say goodbye.
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Uh okay. Goodbye! (Fist Thingy punches him)
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Later Double B! Stay tuned for another episode of Inanimate Insanity, coming July 1st. (2011)
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Hey guys, I'm finally alive! (Pencil pops him)
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