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| Episode | Gallery | Transcript |
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Ugh, it's no fun without Paper!
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(Knife punches the ground)
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Hmm... Huh. Marshmallow! Wanna have some fun?
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You bet your marsh I do!
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Alright! I bet my marsh that since I'm SO strong, and you're SO small, that I could throw you way over there!
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I mean, I'm cool to, like, NOT bet on that! Kind of liking not being thrown!
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(Knife picks Marshmallow up)
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Dang.
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(Knife throws Marshmallow)
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Phew! I get to keep my marsh!
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(Cut to Balloon)
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I think it's time to launch my secret plan!
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(Balloon does an evil laugh, and then Marshmallow pops him. The intro then plays)
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Challenge time! I'd thought we'd do something a little unique. And what's more unique than an arena of death?
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Panda bears!
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I agree. Panda bears.
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Well I mean, that is true.
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Stop interrupting me! Anyway, for this challenge, in the Arena of Death, four contestants on each team will stand on top of these platforms, and you must try to knock the other team's contestants off with rocks.
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(The contestants gasp)
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You each have a large bucket full of rocks, so you shouldn't run out.
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(Knife throws a rock and kicks the bucket, realizing that was the only rock)
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Uh-oh!
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You're so incredibly useless!
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The first team to have all their contestants knocked off the platform will face elimination. The computer will generate four lucky contestants for each team to participate. Oh yeah! And because the team captains are so awesome!
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Yeah?
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They will not be participating.
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Aw!
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For Team Epic, it's..!
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(The computer picks Nickel)
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Yeah! Awesome!
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(The computer picks Baseball)
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Yeah!
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(Baseball and Nickel high-five with their feet. The computer picks Knife and Paintbrush)
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Psst! PB! Do you think I could borrow some of your rocks?
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No.
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(Knife throws some rocks in frustration)
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Okay, well, I really thought you were gonna say yes, so...
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Yeah, I think we got this one.
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And for Team Chickenleg, it's..!
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That's everyone, so let's go!
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REALLY!?!?!?
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Mm-hmm! Really.
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Alright! Let the rock pelting begin!
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(The contestants throw some rocks at MePhone4)
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Hey! No! Let the rock pelting at each other begin!
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(Cut to the chosen contestants on top of the platforms)
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Okay, Epics, here's an idea: If we all throw at one person they won't be able to dodge all of our rocks. Let's go for that pathetic Taco first.
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(They all throw their rocks at Taco, who spits them back at them)
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Oh no, they're coming straight for us! What do we do?
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Do what you were born to do, use your legs and jump!
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(Baseball and Nickel jump over the rocks. Knife is hit by one)
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Amazing dodging skills, go!
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(Paintbrush stands still, the rock that was coming for them stops in mid-air and falls to the ground)
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Thanks a lot, Knife, for that horrible strategy!
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I think I have a better idea!
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(Nickel kicks a rock which curves behind Pepper and hits her off of her platform)
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Oh my gosh! I'll save you Pepper!
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(Salt jumps off of her platform)
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It's the two-for-one special! Haha!
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Yes! Uhh... I mean. Hey! I'll show you who to mess with!
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(OJ throws a rock at Nickel)
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Oh come on, that was like the best curveball ever!
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Nickel! Look out! Noooo...
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(Paintbrush dives in front of the rock in an attempt to save Nickel, it knocks them both off of the platform)
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Oh, It's the two-for-one special!
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You'll be in two pieces.
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Baseball kicks a rock on OJ, and then shatters.
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Wait! That worked? Well, seemed kind of aggressive at hindsight. Uh... anyway, just me and you Taco. Any last words?
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SHAMPOO!
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Nice choice of words!
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Now I'll use my legs and jump!
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(Baseball jumps and tries to kick Taco off platform, she spits lemon at him, and he then falls)
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Team Chickenleg wins again! And Team Really-Not-So-Epic will face elimination AGAIN.
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Oooh, do we get cookies again?
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Marshmallow is about to throw up.
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Well, I was going to, but now that you asked, no.
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Dang gang, we where so close.
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ELIMINATION TIME!
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Team Epic, that was terrible. Just could not be worse. I'm embarrassed to call myself your host, I considered quitting, but I got excited again, because I remembered one of you will be voted out forever. This time, I made cookies, but Lightbulb opened his fat lips so instead, I'm giving you pencils. If you don't get a pencil, you will be eliminated.
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What? Pencils are stupid!
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Pencil
OMG! That was, like, mean! Jerk!
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MePhone4 gets annoyed, and then Pencil gets punched by the fist thingy.
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Moving on. If you are eliminated, The Fist Thingy, patent pending, will punch you at full speed and you will go flying off the show. I know, crazy right? Now, let's get to the elimination. Lightbulb, you didn't do anything good, but that's the best you can hope for in this group, you got zero votes and are safe.
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Did nothing? That's so not true. I, like, watched.
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Whatever. Here's your pencil.
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(MePhone4 throws a pencil to Lightbulb, and she then shatters)
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Also with zero votes are Paintbrush and Nickel.
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What are these pencils made of, they seem really strong.
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Knowledge! Marshmallow, once again, you are safe with one vote.
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Could've been anyone.
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Baseball, Knife, you are the bottom two, Knife literally fed Taco the victory, and Baseball willingly jumped off the platform for no reason.
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I thought it was what I was born to do.
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Those kickers won't save you this time. Watch!
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Please get this guy out.
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And in a three to two vote, the second contestant out is... Baseball!
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No!
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(Fist Thingy punches Baseball)
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Later Double B! Stay tuned for another episode of Inanimate Insanity, coming whenever I feel like it sometime in the future.
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Hey guys, I'm finally alive! (Pencil pops him)
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