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Scene/Script
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| Recapper
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Last Time on Inanimate Insanity... Paper finally becomes aware of his major mental issues and OJ helped him realize his evil self is triggered by reminders of Idiotic Island.
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| Paper
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It happened again, didn't it...?
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| Recapper
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Anyway, pointless bantering occurred, leading up to the contestants voting on who should be eliminated in a nifty voting box. The final two, Apple and Marshmallow, had a final faceoff, and Marshmallow, everyone's favorite character, including me... Oh, this stupid show! ...Was eliminated.
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| Knife
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(maliciously) Welcome!
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| Marshmallow
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NOOOOO!
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| Recapper
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MePhone then announced the unlucky 13th challenge to be wrestling. Paper's problem ended up working against him, but he finally fixed it when he confronted an embodiment of his evil self within his head using a piano.
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| Evil Paper
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Huh? (gets hit by a piano)
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| Recapper
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Anyway... Taco ended up winning with her lemon-spitting skills, leaving everyone but her up for elimination. Speaking of elimination, all the eliminated people were hit by an explosion Bomb caused falling into Idiotic Island. Wow, another cliffhanger. This show is just... And that's what you missed on... Inanimate Insanity.
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| (The episode starts with a POV shot of someone opening their eyes, looking up at the night sky before looking around and seeing the cage on Idiotic Island, now broken. It is revealed to be Nickel.)
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| Nickel
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Hello, guys?! Are you there?
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| (Something off screen starts shining next to Nickel.)
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| Knife
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That's better...
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| (The source of the light is revealed to be Lightbulb.)
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| Lightbulb
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Come on! Lighten up, guys!
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| Baseball
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Yeah, we're free!
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| Lightbulb
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We may be out of this cage, but we're not off this island. But with my superior leadership, and me being the brightest team captain--
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| Nickel
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But MePhone said--
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| Lightbulb
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(fart sound) I didn't permit you to speak! Anyway... we'll be free in no time! (She starts flickering, then her light goes out.)
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| (The intro plays.)
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| (Pickle and Taco are having a picnic together. Pickle has a bandage around his waist.)
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| Pickle
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Wow, Taco, we made the final six! And maybe even the final five!
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| (Taco laughs stupidly and makes weird noises.)
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| Pickle
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Yeah, I can't believe it either.
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| (MePhone4 pops up from behind their picnic basket.)
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| MePhone4
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Well, you better believe this: Someone is about to be eliminated.
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| Pickle
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Yeah, I do. It happens every time.
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| MePhone4
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Shut up!
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| ("Elimination Time!" plays.)
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| (MePhone4 is standing in the middle of a redesigned Elimination Area with a pile of boomerangs.)
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| MePhone4
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So last time, Taco was the ultimate wrestling champion. So she wins immunity.
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| Taco
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Indeed!
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| MePhone4
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And as you probably can tell, I redesigned the elimination area. The prizes for the elimination are boomerang.
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| Party Hat
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Whoa, do I get one?
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| MePhone4
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Wait, who the heck are you?
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| Party Hat
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I'm the contest winner! You know you promised me one episode live, so here I am!
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| MePhone4
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Isn't Bow annoying enough?
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| Party Hat
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But you promised!
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| MePhone4
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Fine! I'll give you one if you just go away!
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| (MePhone4 throws a boomerang at Party Hat, but before it can reach him, it rebounds and returns to MePhone4's hand. Party Hats starts crying and runs away.)
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| MePhone4
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Paper, OJ, Bow, you guys got 25, 33, and 69 votes respectively. Here are your boomerangs.
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| Paper
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Yeah!
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| (Paper gets hit by his boomerang and falls off the platform, screaming. OJ gets shattered by his.)
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| Bow
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Coolness! (catches her boomerang)
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| MePhone4
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Apple and Pickle, one of you will be eliminated.
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| Apple
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It better not be me! I don't want to go anywhere near that stupid Marshmallow!
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| MePhone4
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The person who was eliminated is... (Apple and Pickle stare in distress.) Sorry, I blanked out for a moment thinking about cookies! Anyway... Apple, you got 244 votes, which is the most ever!
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| Apple
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Wh-what?!
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| OJ
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Had to see that coming.
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| Pickle
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Is that an insult?
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| Apple
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Wait, hold on, remind me. What does eliminated mean?
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| (Apple is sent flying by the Fist Thingy and lands in the remains of the cage on Idiotic Island.)
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| Apple
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Uh, hello? Where is everybody? (sighs)
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| (Cut to the other eliminated contestants, except for Salt, on the water, using a tree as a boat.)
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| Lightbulb
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Great! The tree boat idea worked! Although... I think I got a splinter... (There is a shot of Lightbulb with a large splinter in her arm as a pained scream plays.)
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| Marshmallow
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Wait a minute, where's Salt?!
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| (Cut to Salt swimming towards Inanimate Island with hearts in her eyes.)
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| Knife
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Uh... (Salt is shown thinking about OJ.) Just leave her.
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| Nickel
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You don't understand! MePhone sees her, the whole escape is ruined! We've got to stop her!
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| (Cut to MePhone4 and the competing contestants.)
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| MePhone4
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Time for the next challenge. My personal favorite, MePhone Says.
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| OJ
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Isn't that a game for like five-year-olds?
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| MePhone4
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Well, I'm just a year old, but let me assure you, this is no child's play. Does anybody need me to explain the rules?
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| (Pickle, Taco, and Bow raise their hands.)
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| MePhone4
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I tell you to do stuff, but I have to say "MePhone says" first. Otherwise, if you do it, then you're out of the challenge! So, let's begin. MePhone says touch your face. (Everyone touches their face.) MePhone says touch your feet. (Everyone touches their feet.) MePhone says touch your nose. (The characters inexplicably have noses and touch them.) You guys are better than I thought.
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| Paper
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Underestimated us, huh?
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| MePhone4
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Shut up! (Paper goes silent.) I didn't say MePhone says.
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| Paper
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Oh, you got to be kidding me!
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| MePhone4
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Those are the rules.
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| Paper
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You su- (The Fist Thingy punches him away.)
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| MePhone4
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So, moving on. MePhone says everyone but OJ, drink OJ.
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| OJ
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What?!
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| (The other contestants jump on top of OJ and start drinking from him. He yelps.)
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| MePhone4
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MePhone says stop! (The contestants jump off a now-empty OJ. He yelps again.) MePhone says spit lemons.
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| Taco
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Easy peasy lemon squeezy! (She inhales and exhales, but then only coughs. She gasps.) I'm out of lemons!
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| Pickle
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It's okay, Taco.
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| Taco
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(crying) You don't understand! I am nothing without my citrus!
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| MePhone4
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Okay, since Taco won immunity last time, she gets one pass. Now everyone's equally matched. So, MePhone says do a headstand. (Everyone does a handstand.) Now, sit still in this chair.
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| Bow
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Whee! (sits in the chair)
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| MePhone4
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I didn't say MePhone says.
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| Bow
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What?! I thought we were playing musical chairs! (The chair breaks under her and she starts tearing up.)
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| MePhone4
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Okay, MePhone says hold your breath for ten minutes.
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| OJ
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What?
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| (The contestants all hold their breath.)
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| (Cut to the eliminated contestants.)
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| Nickel
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Salt! Get back over here! Now!
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| Baseball
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It's too late for her, Nickel. She's too deep in her love obsession to hear us!
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| (Salt walks up behind OJ and taps him on the shoulder.)
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| OJ
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Huh?
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| (Salt gives OJ a crazed look and giggles madly. He yelps.)
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| MePhone4
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OJ, you breathed! You're out! Wait a minute... What the heck is she doing here?
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| Bow
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Ew! Uglyface is here!
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| MePhone4
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Wait! So that means the eliminated contestants must have escaped!
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| Baseball
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Um, no we didn't! (Lightbulb smacks him.)
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| MePhone4
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There they are! Go! Go! Stop them! (The contestants remain still. MePhone4 sighs in frustration.) MePhone says go catch them. (Pickle and Taco race towards the eliminated contestants.) We need all the help we can get. MePhone says, everyone back in! And also, whoever brings the most contestants back wins!
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| Pickle
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Taco, I'm really sorry that you've run out of lemons after all this time.
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| Taco
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(lying facedown) Sour... cream...
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| Pickle
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Wow, you're really depressed. Don't worry. We're gonna figure this out.
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| (Bow stands in front of Baseball, Knife, and Paintbrush and holds her hand out.)
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| Bow
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You shall not pass! (She swings a lasso at them, but it just falls to the ground in front of her.) Um, hold on. Let me try again. (swings the lasso again, but accidentally drops it) Wait, hold on! (repeatedly throws the lasso into the air) One more time... (The eliminated contestants sneak away behind her back as she speaks.) Why can't I get this stupid rope to work the way it always works? I mean it always works in movies, why is it not working now?
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| (Knife slips and falls into the water.)
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| Knife
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Agh! Paper! Help me!
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| (Paper grabs Knife and carries him to MePhone4.)
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| Paper
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Got this old backstabbing friend for ya!
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| OJ
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(carries Bomb to MePhone4) Got another backstabber right here.
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| Bow
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(jumps out in front of Baseball) Stop where you're going! I'm going to get you, you tub of lard! (Baseball trips on "Where Babies Come From" and falls forward.) For I shall stop you with-- (Baseball lands on top of her, squishing her.)
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| Pickle
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Well, if we can't make you barf lemons, then we'll get our own. Now where are lemons found? (Pickle looks at the Elimination Area, the grove of lemon trees from "A Lemony Lesson", and a patch of dirt with a shovel sticking out of it.) Aha! (runs to the patch of dirt and grabs the shovel)
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| (Cut to the running eliminated contestants.)
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| Nickel
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Keep moving, everyone!
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| Lightbulb
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Yeah, no turning back, just looks straight, no other direction, not left, not right, not omni-directional, just-
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| (The eliminated contestants all fall into the pit Pickle dug searching for lemons.)
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| Baseball
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(from inside the pit, echoing) How about down too?
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| (Taco laughs.)
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| MePhone4
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Wow, that's everyone. Who got all these guys?
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| Pickle
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Actually, I guess me, since they fell into me and Taco's lemon patch-
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| Taco
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(interrupting) Actually, it's "Taco and I"!
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| Pickle
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Shut up! Me and Taco's lemon patch thing.
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| MePhone4
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Alright. So I guess you guys both have immunity. Now, as for the eliminated contestants...
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| Lightbulb
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Where are you gonna send us? I mean, Idiotic Island's been destroyed!
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| Nickel
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SHUSH!!!
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| MePhone4
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Oh, really? Well, luckily, there's a clone of it nearby for no apparent reason. And you're all going there.
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| (The Fist Thingy punches the eliminated contestants to Idiotic Island 2. Bomb lands last, exploding again.)
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| MePhone4
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So voters, vote for anyone but Pickle and Taco. Voting ends June 8th, and we're going on a hiatus for the summer, so we'll be back for the fall on September 1st.
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| (The credits roll.)
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