| Character | Scene/Script |
|---|---|
| Intro | |
| Singing Voice | It's The Taco Show! |
| Taco | SOUR CREAM! |
| (Cut to the disclaimer) | |
| Disclaimer | The Taco Show was filmed in front of an animated audience. If you have a problem with this, we don't care. |
| (cut to Taco on the chair) | |
| Taco | Hey everybody! My name's Taco and I want to let you know that my number one wish (excitedly) and dream is that I was some sort of underwater sea animal that lives on land with waterproof fur. Anyway, and I'm here to interview my bud, OG! |
| (OJ sat on the second chair next to her.) | |
| OJ | It's OJ! |
| (cuts to Taco) | |
| Taco | O-M-Gizzlez?! OJ Simpson?! Oh my god! I, like hate you. |
| (cuts to OJ) | |
| OJ | No! I'm the other OJ. Not OJ Simpson. |
| (cuts to Taco) | |
| Taco | Okay, well... Oscar Jones! |
| (cuts to OJ) | |
| OJ | Who the hell is Oscar Jones? |
| (cuts to Taco) | |
| Taco | I don't know! Now Omar, |
| (cuts to OJ) | |
| OJ | It's OJ! |
| (cuts to Taco) | |
| Taco | First question! What substance do you hold in that ugly glass of yours? |
| (cuts to OJ) | |
| OJ | (sighs) It's orange juice, you moron. |
| (cuts to Taco) | |
| Taco | No it's not. We're changing it to Kool-Aid! |
| (cuts to OJ) | |
| OJ | Wait, what? |
| (Kool-Aid Man enters in behind the chair where OJ was sitting; the screen turns to black, and OJ screaming that Kool-Aid Man came by) | |
| Kool-Aid Man | Oh yeah! |
| (screen turns back on; cuts to OJ) | |
| OJ | Ew! This is so gross! What flavor is this? |
| (cuts to Taco) | |
| Taco | It's ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry! |
| (cuts to OJ) | |
| OJ | Ew! |
| (cuts to Taco) | |
| Taco | Now Ophelia... |
| (cuts to OJ) | |
| OJ | It's OJ! |
| (cuts to Taco) | |
| Taco | What would you rather do? Eat racoon feces or make out with Rebecca Black? |
| (cuts to OJ) | |
| OJ | Neither! Both are disgusting. |
| (cuts to Taco) | |
| Taco | Sorry darling, you must choose. |
| (zooms out the scene where Taco shows OJ the huge large bucket of "Strange Warm Yellow Liquid") | |
| Taco | And we would dump this large bucket of strange warm yellow liquid on to your head. |
| (cuts to OJ) | |
| OJ | What liquid is it? |
| (cuts to Taco) | |
| Taco | I don't know. We found it on the street. Now choose. |
| (cuts to OJ getting up) | |
| OJ | Neither! No! Get away from me! I will not be threatened by Mexican food! (screams and walks away) |
| (cuts to Taco) | |
| Taco | Well, it appears our time is up, because I can't count to five! Thanks for watching! And, here's our fun fact of the day! That I'm winning! That's all! Love you! Bye! |
| The subscription ending shows the comment question "What do you like to put on your tacos?" | |
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