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[Cabby pulls herself up the volcano on the island with a rope connected to the top. She strains as she pull, and is greeted by Clover, being raised in the air by four butterflies.]
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Haha! Hang in there Cabby! Hehehe!
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[The butterflies set Clover down at the top of the volcano and she presses a button at the top]
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Yay!
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[She gives Test Tube a high five.]
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Hmm... maybe I shouldn't.
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[Cabby lets go of the rope and starts rolling down the hill while screaming. Goo, in-between two rocks, becomes a sling-shot and catches her.]
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Squiiiiiiiiish....
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[He sends her back up the volcano, and she successfully presses the button at the top]
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And two more members from Team Pinkers reach the top! That's four Pinkers, two Sinkers, and five whole Thinkers! Impressive!
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Nicely done. An updated file on good manners.
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[He hands her an unlabeled file]
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And for you... Some fascinating infographics I acquired from MePhone directly.
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[She opens up her bottom drawer to pull out the file, and Bow pokes her head out. Cabby grabs her file on the Thinkers and Bow looks dizzy from the slingshot maneuver.]
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Like... negative 100 stars! Writing about monster hunting in a cramped dark space is a BAD VIBE! You're lucky I didn't get cab...(sick gulp) sick... Catch me... oh no...
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[She falls onto the floor]
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Oh...
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Hey Floory! If you can scare Goo off, we can send a Pinker home!
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No don't waste your time Floor! Just hurry up the mountain!
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Um, uh volcano actually, heh. Unfortunately for my studies, it's been dormant.
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I don't know which order to listen to so I'll do... nothing.
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[Nickel sits atop Tea Kettle as she climbs]
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Don't think I won't throw your disrespectful mouth off a cliff.
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Hah! You won't if you don't wanna get eliminated next!
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Keep it together! He's coming!
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[They see Goo making his way up the volcano and gasp]
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It's a race to the finish! Which team will be the last to touch the button?
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[Tea Kettle, Nickel, and Goo all hurry while The Floor continues to do nothing]
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FLOORY!!!
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Oh... right. MmmmmMMMM!!!
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[He teleports to the top of the volcano, near the button]
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And now to hit the button and complete the challenge. Alright...
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[He cannot press it, because it is elevated and he has no arms]
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Yeah... I dunno about that.
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[Everyone else presses the button]
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And in a surprise finish... Both The Sinkers and The Pinkers are safe.
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Wha? How is that fair? The Floor wasn't able to compete!
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You're only as strong as your weakest teammate! And now is the time to figure out who exactly that is... Thinkers... you're up for elimination.
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[♫ Intro plays ♫]
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[A speaker on a Pic-Nix table activates]
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Welcome. This is MePhone. Using text-to-speech from my spa day getaway. As the final team up for elimination, I would like to introduce you all to the Elimination... Button.
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I will press it!
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[He starts running towards it, but is stopped and falls when Candle makes a chime with a crystal and tuning fork] [She giggles]
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Just hit the butter after you famish talking a-boat who you'd like to vote out. Win you press it... we'll be a bell sent to the a-liberation area. Until then, I'll be getting my screen polished. And if you take too long... you'll know. How do I end text?
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[DIAL TONE]
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[HUSHED] Let's just vote for the one who lost us the challenge today.
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Ah you mean the one giving us heart attacks on a daily basis? The same one probably standing right BEHIND US RIGHT NOW?!
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And you are standing in front of ME! Very fun!
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Aw, look at Candle helping Yin-Yang back up.
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- Oh, that's so sweet.-
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So sweet, I know know.
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Just a little enchantment.
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(In the CDC) Oh they just love her. Off flying in her own little world. Always knows exactly what to do and say without trying it all. I've had enough!
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(Talking to Paintbrush and OJ) If you think that's sweet, I have power to share in the way of... viewer vote information. If you align with me, I'll tell you all about-
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[Candle and Yin-Yang walk towards them]
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EEP! Act natural! Uh, fan me with this as you do for a prince!
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[He hands the file to Paintbrush, who clearly doesn't want to fan him]
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(In the CDC) Look at them! Plotting! No... SCHEMING! They don't want us in their team leader club because we're not nearly as tall as them!
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Yang's jealous.
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ABOLISH ALL THE LEADERS!
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Wanna go press the button?
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YAY!!!
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We'll vote with our guts, as it should be.
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Who do you think Candle and Yin-Yang were talking about voting for? Hmm? The Floor? Hm. Probably not. He's likable. Gets a lot of votes. My... I hope WE'RE safe.
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Wait wait wait! We're doing this wrong! We need to THINK together! And that's our second challenge of the day! Yeah it'll be fun! Care to prepare some invites, Silver?
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My pleasure.
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[ ♫ 𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓬𝓸𝓻𝓭𝓲𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓲𝓷𝓿𝓲𝓽𝓮𝓭... 𝓣𝓪𝓻𝓰𝓮𝓽: 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓕𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓻 ♫ ]
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[The Thinkers meet without The Floor]
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And without The Floor, we'll finally have our privacy back!
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We're trapped in a reality show. When did you expect to get privacy?
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Never. Yang never knocks before entering my eternal bedroom.
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Hah! He has a brain diary! What is he? Some sort of loser [LAUGHS] ...who writes?
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Perhaps it's best you two embrace each other by taking part in one another's interest.
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Fine, but... if I write about my feelings. Yin has to... sing "A Party". My favorite activity!
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You don't like singing!
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Yin. Connection is a two-way street.
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[SIGHS] Fine.
♪ All I wanna do is go to a party. ♪ ♪ A party... yeahhhhh... ♪ |
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How is it you always know all the answers? Hm? Energy mumbo-jumbo?
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I occasionally go somewhere special that presents me with solutions. Guided by my inner-flame.
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[She points to her own flame]
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[EXCLAIMS] Heavens! Candle! Your inner-flame! It's on the outside! Oh look out!
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[He attempts to blow her flame out, but is stopped by OJ]
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Dude! C'mon!
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But we need Floory's power to transport himself. He's sometimes good at challenges and he's great at gathering intel!
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And when the teams merge that'll be dangerous. C'mon! He's the clear vote!
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(Teleports back to the team) I am back from my distraction!
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Let's try just one more option! For safety!
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Yeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeah- [COUGHS]
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[He slumps his head onto the table]
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[ ♫ 𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓬𝓸𝓻𝓭𝓲𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓲𝓷𝓿𝓲𝓽𝓮𝓭... 𝓣𝓪𝓻𝓰𝓮𝓽: 𝓨𝓲𝓷-𝓨𝓪𝓷𝓰 ♫ ]
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[The Thinkers meet without Yin-Yang]
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Imagine: a two-in-one elimination! what more could you want?
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Absolutely, they're a menace! One time, they tapped my shoulder from behind, and spun as I spun! And after three hundred AND SIXTY degrees, I was dizzy. I was off-balance. I- I'm reliving it.
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Great. Yin-Yang it is then. All in favor?
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[Everyone raises their hand except for Silver]
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Ah... hm...
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[He looks at Candle]
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I retract my statement.
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[♫ 𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓬𝓸𝓻𝓭𝓲𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓲𝓷𝓿𝓲𝓽𝓮𝓭... 𝓣𝓪𝓻𝓰𝓮𝓽: 𝓒𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓵𝓮 ♫]
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[The Thinkers meet without Candle]
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Ugh, this song again? Boring.
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There is a witch creature living among us! With a magical inner flame place that-
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[Tea Kettle appears and pours tea from her spout into Silver's cup]
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Thank you, dear. That can give her any answer?! Not that I'd ever use such a cheap getaway. I'm not jealous!
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[Yang drinks his fourth Dr. Fizz of the day and tosses the empty can behind him, almost hitting Floory]
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I'm starting to feel like someone is a little jar of jelly.
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We're not eliminating Candle, she's the best one at keeping us together... unlike...
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[♫...? 𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓬𝓸𝓻𝓭𝓲𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓲𝓷𝓿𝓲𝓽𝓮𝓭... 𝓣𝓪𝓻𝓰𝓮𝓽: 𝓢𝓲𝓵𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓷 ]
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[The Thinkers meet without Silver] [This time, the tune is a badly sung acapella]
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Ugh sorry for the new song suggestion buds. that was way cooler in my head.
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There are no downsides to Silver Spoon leaving. He's lazy, slippery, and probably rich already.
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[Yang spits out his soda in shock]
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HE WHAT?!
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You didn't know? Even I did and half the time I live under a rock.
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Where do you think this hotel came from?
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I- I don't know! Don't make me look dumb! You'll regret it! I'll-
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[ ♫ 𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓬𝓸𝓻𝓭𝓲𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓲𝓷𝓿𝓲𝓽𝓮𝓭... 𝓣𝓪𝓻𝓰𝓮𝓽: 𝓨𝓲𝓷 ♫ ]
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[The Thinkers all meet]
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No more of that garbage! Press that button and I will promise you all, I will vote for Yin!
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You'll lose too!
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Grrr!
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[Yang slams his soda can into the table and throws it away]
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My place of vision showed me that only one will lose today... One who refused to connect... So I expect you two will be fine.
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That’s it! You are bringing me to your magical secret-telling fire place! Right away!
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(In the CDC) While Paintbrush wastes their time talking in circles, Candle will show me what gives her all of her answers. And then I'll ask it how to eliminate my enemy...who is Candle!
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With Candle gone, I thought of the perfect NEW alliance!
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He wants to make a boy's club.
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Stay out of my brain journal!
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I'm non-binary.
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(Pauses...) I mean... anti-girl club!
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And I... have heard enough.
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Grr...
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[Yang cracks open another bottle of Dr. Fizz]
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When you listen to every single person on the team, it never ends! If we hit the button, I'll make the decision! Simple as that!
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Oh- what, and just make the decisions for us? Yeah, we're a TEAM, OJ!
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And teams have a leader to make a decision.
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[SPEAKER ACTIVATES]
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ATTENTION THINKERS. Text-To-Speech MePhone again. While I appleshade the extra dime for my screen shining enough is in rough! You all have ten minutes to hit the button. Or I am going to spin... around and punt to someone at ran dumb to chew who's eliminated.Good luck.
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[DIAL TONE]
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Thanks, you too.
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What?! Randomly select? Wh- a-after all this planning?
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More importantly, isn't THAT where the Elimination Button is supposed to be?!
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[Yang stands atop a mountain of Dr. Fizz cans, laughing maniacally] [Silver and Candle visit the top of the volcano]
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My inner flame guides me here...and I look into the lava down below. Join me.
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If you insist.
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I've learned so much here I know you can too. Think deeply on any question. You will see.
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I only see red goop. Is this some rouse?
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Look closer... Closer... Do you see how to eliminate me yet?
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No! What?! Wha-
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[He almost falls right into the lava, but is saved by Candle]
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D-ah wo hoa ho ho!!
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[Candle hangs on as they both dangle above the lava]
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So, um....why me?
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[Yang stands atop the mountain of cans]
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I, KING OF MOUNT FIZZ, BLOCK YOU FROM YOUR BELOVED BUTTON UNTIL YOU MEET MY DEMANDS!! DINOSAURS, EXPLOSIONS, and, RESPECT! PREFERABLY TOGETHER!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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[He throws two cans as he lists his demands]
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And some warm milk!
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YES!!! EXPLODING WARM MILK! I demand you finally take me seriously, SHORTIES!
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(In the CDC) This was every day, back at the hotel.I didn't listen to him then... I refuse to now.
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Was I supposed to let you take over the team? Force us all to conform to chakras and slap bracelets?
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I doubt this is for the team. Did anyone ask you to come here and discover an easy way to eliminate me?
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Well... They didn’t say they... didn’t want me to.
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It's not about you. It's not about me. And now... it'll be about neither of us.
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I can fix this! If I can bolt through the cans and get to the button quickly, we can strategize last-second. [GETS HIT IN THE HEAD BY A CAN THROWN BY YANG] Ow! Or, maybe we need another meeting, or-
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NO! NO MORE OF THIS! I AM SICK OF IT! WE ARE NEVER GOING TO ALL AGREE! ALL YOU NEEDED TO DO WAS LISTEN TO ME! IF THERE WAS ONLY ONE LEADER TO LISTEN TO, WE'D BE DONE!
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(Bristles turn into flames)AND MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T MANAGE US LIKE WE'RE BACK AT THE HOTEL WE'D ACTUALLY-
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[EARTH SHAKES]
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HEY! We don't need to overthink ever little thing, and we don't need to put each other down. We just. Need. To Vote. I liked when being on the team wasn't so stressful so let's... get back to fun, okay?
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[EARTHQUAKE] [CANS RATTLE] [Yang falls from his mountain of cans]
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Ah... glad to get that off my chest.
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Thanks for speaking up, Floory. Let's hit that button.
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(In the CDC) [SIGH] I think I need to take a back seat.
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I'm sorry, okay? I knew what I was doing wrong and I did it anyway! You can do anything! Right, Candle? Use your magic!
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[He blows out the flame on top of Candle's head. She seemingly faints, and both her and Silver start falling towards the lava. They fall in slow-mo and the shot fades to black.]
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[Inner Flame] There is no magic... just... your Inner-Flame.
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[Candle's flame suddenly reignites, turns purple, and she gains a third eye] [SILVER SPOON SCREAMS] [She floats in the air and grabs Silver right before he hits the lava with her telekinesis]
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Look closely... Do you see the answer?
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[He looks into the lava]
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I think so.
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[She raises herself and Silver out of the volcano and starts heading towards The Thinkers] [SILVER SPOON EXCLAIMS & LAUGHS]
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[SIGHS] Thank you. This is... wow! What can I do to find MY inner-flame?
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It's quite simple really... Silver Spoon. All... you need... to do... is...
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[ ♫ 𝓡𝓮𝓼𝓸𝓵𝓾𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 ♫]
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[The Thinkers all gather together]
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Thank you all for coming team. Negotiations have concluded.
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B-but... we were FLYING!
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[Everyone at the table (excluding Candle) looks at him with a confused expression]
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(Whispering to Candle) The lava showed me something... a strategy. Who would you like to see leave?
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[Yin-Yang taps OJ's shoulder and hands him a note] [This is what it reads: Greetings, I, Yin, on behalf of my client, SUPREME OVERLORD YANG would like to formally ask permission to: PRESS THE BUTTON. Thank you.]
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Oh! I see here Yin, that your client... Supreme Overload Ruler Yang would like to... press the button... YES! GO! We have TEN SECONDS!
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Yes! [LAUGHS]
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Sounds like he was quite the handful. Perhaps it's best we deal with him tonight before he cause any more mayhem.
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[The Thinker's consider this idea] [Yin-Yang dramatically presses the button] [BUZZ] [MECHANICAL GEARS] [SPEAKER TURNS ON]
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Speaker
♪ Elimination Time! Da-da! ♪
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Now THAT'S the musical transition I've been waiting for. Very cute.
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[The screen cuts to black and returns to the Thinkers all at the Elimination Ceremony]
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"Nice to see you" is what I WOULD say if I wasn't temporally blinded by your incompetence forcing me into an extra long spa day. I can't think of a worse fate! Anyway, time for one of you get punched into the sky. But first, the Immunity vote. The viewers voted too and will save one of you. Tonight's immunity goes to: Yin-Yang.
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[Yang spits out his Dr. Fizz]
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OJ/Paintbrush
WHAT?!
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Hm...
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Any votes cast for Yin-Yang won't count. I'll read the votes.
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[Yin-Yang is shocked that he won the immunity vote]
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First vote... Yin-Yang. Does not count. Yin-Yang. Does not count. Yin-Yang. Also. Does. Not. Count.
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[Yin-Yang frowns]
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OJ. That's one vote for OJ. Paintbrush. That's one vote OJ, one vote Paintbrush. One vote left.
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[They are both very distressed]
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And the fourth eliminated contestant... OJ. Leaving Inanimate Insanity for the first... time... ever.
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[SIGHS] Wow. So that's how it feels. [SIGHS] Alright. Thank you guys... so much for-
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WOO! IT ACTUALLY WORKED! Cabby's file on prior votes gave me everything I could ever need on voter habits to be secure in Yin-Yang's getting the vote once again!
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Okay, enough Silver.
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And then since Candle insisted we vote OJ due to his disconnected form of leadership and I knew you all would be too scared to do that, I pushed you all to vote for Yin-Yang! Because... who wouldn't? The Former King of Inanimate Insanity... DETHRONED.
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(Bristles turn into flames) SILVER SPOON! [FIRE EXTINGUISHES] [SIGHS] That's... enough... okay?
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I expected a bit more applause team. It was for all of you! Candle? I listened to the lava.
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Just because it was his time to go, it does not mean it was your time to speak.
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[SIGHS] Well it looks like the team... really needs a new leader now. That was pretty rough...
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I guess but... we've always pulled it together. Good luck back at the hotel, I know they need you there. Sorry about the drama today. You two okay?
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I'm pretty alright.
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[Yin-Yang smiles and shrugs]
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And how about you? Sorry Silver dragged you into that.
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[Silver glares at Candle from afar]
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Hmm... I'll survive. Congratulations on your promotion.
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Yeah... y'know what? Maybe The Thinkers are better off without a leader! We're smarter together!
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We destroyed the government!
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We sure did. A wise decision. How about we ease the day out with a group cheer?
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Sounds great!
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Ughh... I guess. Do it, Yin.
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Yay! Everyone in.
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[Paintbrush, Yin-Yang, and Candle all hold hands]
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Wh- even after I?
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[Candle grabs his hand and lets him join in the cheer]
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Thank you... I'm...
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Uhh... little help? Please?
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[They all get on their knees to get closer to Floory]
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Hey! I haven't left just yet!
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[OJ joins in]
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Think big!
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All
THINKERS FOREVER!
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[MePhone finds the button for the Fist Thingy]
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Ah, there we go. Ready to leave behind that mess, OJ?
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[He looks fondly at the team]
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Yeah... I think they'll be alright.
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Well DUH.
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[BUTTON PRESS] [OJ is sent flying off the show] [OJ SCREAMS]
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Of course they will be! It's a game! And if today proves anything, it’s that no one’s in charge. It's anyone's game! Can The Thinkers get back to their winning streak? Find out next time on... Inanimate Insanity Invitational.
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Adamation.
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Justin
Ah, thank you dear. Hello everyone my name is Justin and I have been your writer for today's episode! I hope you all had a lovely time and I cordially invite you to VOTE. That is right you get to keep THREE of your favorites safe from elimination, unable to be voted out. That is one from The Sinkers, one from the Pinkers, and, of course... one from the Thinkers. I'm sure Yin-Yang appreciated all those votes more than... some... others. I hope you all have an inanimate day and please share this video with three of your friends before I finish this drink, or I will eliminate your favorite next! Aaaaand go!
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Audience
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