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| Episode | Gallery | Transcript |
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Last time on... Inanimate Insanity, that guy revealed himself to be MePhone4S, and that he was there to terminate MePhone4 since he's outdated technology. A gripping battle over a cookie was owned by 4S, who killed 4 with a gun, claiming himself the new host.
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I'm the host now!
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(Pepper gasps, and she and Salt get hit by the Fist Thingy.)
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Following Salt's last moment with Pepper, 4S mocked her and poisoned Pickle, and moved on to explain the challenge, in which the contestants had to cross some quicksand with the teams all broken up, and the bottom three would be up for elimination. Marshmallow, OJ, and Taco finished first, went back in time with the time machine from Wal-Mart to save MePhone by pausing time, and replacing him with a dummy from Wal-Mart.
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Uh, wow. Wal-Mart has everything.
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Yes, yes it does.
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Meanwhile, Apple's genius plan and Salt's unhappiness resulted in Pickle, Lightbulb, and Bomb being up for elimination, but before it was over, MePhone returned to reclaim his position as host on the show with a swipe of the screen. What a waste of modern revolutionary technology. And that's what you missed on... Inanimate Insanity.
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(Paintbrush is sitting in front of a campfire with Marshmallow and Apple. There is snow all around.)
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Hey, guys, can you believe it's Christmas Eve?
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Speaking of joy, when am I gonna get my pony?
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Um, yeah, you're kidding, right?
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No! Why?!
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There's no such thing as Santa Claus!
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Paintbrush!
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What? It's true!
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No, uh, that can't be true!
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I'm sorry, Apple, but i-it kind of is...
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You're a liar!
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(Apple pushes Marshmallow into the fire:Marshmallow screams in agony and pain.)
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(The intro plays, with the sound of sleigh bells in the background. The show's title has the subtitle "Holiday Special".)
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I redesigned the elimination area. Wanna see?
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Yes!
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Yeah!
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(stuttering) Yeah!
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Okay.
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(A spring catapults the contestants into the air, and they land on three platforms suspended in the sky, with MePhone4 on a larger platform on the opposite side and a computer screen on the side of them.)
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This place is awesome! It's... amazing!
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308 people voted. Not a record, but more than the last time. I have two candy canes. If you are safe, I will give you one. The first candy cane goes to...
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(Bomb, Pickle, and Lightbulb look nervous.)
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Bomb!
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(throws a candy cane to Bomb)
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You got 69 votes, the least of everyone.
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(stuttering) Yeah!
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(grabs the candy cane)
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Now it's down to Pickle and Lightbulb.
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(The votes are counted on the computer screen.)
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WHOA! With only one vote less, Pickle is safe-
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(throws a candy cane to Pickle)
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-at 119 votes. And Lightbulb, with 120, is eliminated.
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OMGAH! Not the Fist Thingy!
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There is no Fist Thingy.
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Really? So like, I could stay?
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No.
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(Lightbulb's platform flips over, sending her falling down to Idiotic Island. She shatters upon hitting the ground.)
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But how are we supposed to get down there?
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(Bomb and Pickle's platforms flip over as well, causing them to fall into a pile of snow.)
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Contest number nine is a Christmas tree contest!
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It's all lies, it's all lies!
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(runs off crying)
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Over there is a small forest, and each team gets an axe.
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(MePhone4 throws the axes. OJ jumps over the first axe, but gets shattered by the second one.)
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Hey, that's naughty! Oh, wait! It doesn't matter! I've been nice all this time, and you know what, I'm not gonna be nice anymore!
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We have to fix this, Paintbrush. And I think I know how!
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(The screen is filled with static for a moment before switching over to Bow in front of a pink background.)
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Hi everyone! I'm here with something that will make you really cool! It's a chair! You can like, sit on it, or stand near it, or even dance near it too! It's super cool! It'll make you cool too! So yeah, buy it now. We have limited stock!
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(The advertisement ends. Cut to Bomb and OJ.)
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Oh, I want to get a tree.
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(bursts in and gets in Bomb's face) No! I'm getting the tree with OJ!
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(separates them) Why don't we all just... go together?
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(points to a tree in front of a lake) Ooh, that one! Over there!
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But, we'll have to cross that frozen lake over there.
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Do you wanna win or not?
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(Bomb, OJ, and Salt stare at him. Cut to OJ and Salt trying to cross the frozen lake, constantly slipping and falling over.)
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(Cut to Marshmallow giving Paintbrush a Santa costume.)
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Here, put this on and follow my lead.
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(Marshmallow puts on the Santa hat and fake beard while Paintbrush puts the coat over their head. Marshmallow jumps on top of Paintbrush's head, forming a fake Santa.)
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(to the crying Apple) Um...
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(clears her throat and deepens her voice)
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Um, hi, little girl. Uh, I just wanted to tell you that I'm completely real and totally not fake, so yeah, bye.
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Yes! I knew it!
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Yeah, well, bye now.
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Hey, wh-what about my wish?
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(normal voice) What?! I mean...
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(clears throat, deep voice)
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What wish?
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You know, I sit on your lap and then you give me what I want.
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Um, well, uh, eh...
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(Cut back to OJ and Salt slowly crossing the lake.)
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Well, um, this is kind of like ice skating.
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(OJ gives her a confused look)
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Kind of, uh, seems like a romantic setting, right?
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(OJ looks concerned. The two then reach the shore.)
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There... We made it...
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(sighs from exhaustion, then sees that the tree is small, bent, and nearly barren) Wait, this tree sucks! It's so little!
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Our distance from the tree must have caused an illusion to make it look bigger!
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Wow, OJ, you're so smart!
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(flirtatiously, holding some mistletoe)
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You know OJ, I've been-
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(stuttering) Hey, guys, we should get back now.
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Alright, fine. Let's just use the tree as a sled.
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(Bomb, OJ, and Salt use the tree to skate back over the lake, Salt happily holding onto OJ. They meet up with Pickle on the other side.)
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Pickle, this tree isn't how we thought it was. It's crap!
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I like it!
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Well, I felt like it needed me.
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Seriously? Whatever, let's just decorate it.
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(Cut to Apple, Marshmallow, and Paintbrush.)
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Let... Let me sit on your lap!
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No, little girl.
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Why not?!
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(normal voice) Because you can't! (Santa voice) Um, I-I mean, because my knee's tired.
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I'm sitting on your lap!
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(pounces on "Santa", knocking Marshmallow off Paintbrush)
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Santa, w-what happened to you?
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It's us, Apple...
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Us? What do you mean, us?!
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Me and Marsh. We were tricking you.
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you.. y you lied? ah Again?!
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(Apple ran away)
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Oh, great. All that work, and we don't even have a tree.
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Hmmm... I have an idea!
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(One Wal-Mart Purchase Later)
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(Paintbrush puts an aluminum Christmas tree in front of Marshmallow.)
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Is that an aluminum tree?
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It may be last minute, but it works.
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(The two teams are decorating their respective trees.)
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I like it!
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Well, mine is perfect.
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(examining the trees) Wow! I think we have a winner! Team Chickenleg!
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What?! But my tree is way better! You're a complete idiot!
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Christmas trees should show Christmas spirit. Your big, shiny aluminum tree shows commercialism. It should evoke a feeling of hope, goodwill, and joy, because that's what Christmas is all about.
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I don't care about that!
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(puts her arm around OJ) Well, at least we have each other!
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And because it's the season of giving, as a reward for winning the challenge, Team Chickenleg can choose an eliminated contestant to join their team.
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Pepper!
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No, I think Paper was a good person. He should join.
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No!
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Pepper!
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Wow, you guys are undecided.
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(Cut to the eliminated contestants on Idiotic Island.)
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I guess I'll let the viewers vote. Go on, viewers, choose one of the eliminated contestants. Paper.
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Get me out of here! I've been here for way too long! Vote me now! Please?
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Baseball!
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(reading "Where Babies Come From") Oh my gosh, choose me! I need to get a new book! It's horrible! It's abo-
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Knife.
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If you don't choose me, I'll beat you up! I actually won't. But, I'll give you this Dora Doll!
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(throws the doll away)
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Nickel.
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(with a caption spelled "Nickle") Hey guys, vote for me! You know you want to. Even though you can't even spell my name correctly!
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(The caption gets corrected.)
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Balloon.
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Uh...
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(gets popped by the Dora Doll)
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Pepper.
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(Pepper is holding a miniature salt shaker. The Fist Thingy punches it out of her hand.)
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Salty Salt!
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Lightbulb.
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Oooh, do we get-
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(trips over a rock)
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Woah!
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(shatters)
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(Bow is inexplicably in the cage with the contestants.)
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Oh yeah. Hi! Yeah, like, vote for me, and you'll get this chair.
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(A chair falls down next to her.)
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No!
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(Bow gets hit by the Fist Thingy.)
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Vote by commenting on this video. Vote either Paper, Baseball, Knife, Nickel, Balloon, Pepper, Lightbulb, or Bow. Voting ends on January 8th, 2012, and episode 10 will be released on February 1st, 2012.
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(Over the credits, the eliminated contestants all sing "The Island Of Misfit Objects". Lightbulb is acting as the star in a Christmas tree.)
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All
We're on the Island of Misfit Objects
Here we don't want to stay We want to compete in the challenges And get a million dollar payday |
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A cage full of objects
Means a cage full of rejects That all messed up something |
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That are forever our regrets
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Even when Christmas Day draws near
We'll all still be trapped in here |
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Baseball and Paper
Objects galore
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Scattered on the dirty floor
There'll continue to be |
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Baseball and Pepper
More
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And it's all because of
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All
MePhone4
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(spoken) How would you like to be a paper that got torn apart?
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(spoken) Or a baseball that struck out?
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(spoken) Or a nickel so worthless people don't even know how to spell his name?!
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Paper, Baseball, and Nickel
(spoken) We're all misfits!
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(spoken) How would you like to be a knife that wasn't sharp enough?
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(spoken) O-
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(pops)
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(spoken) Or a balloon that pops way too much?
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(spoken) Or a pepper shaker that shook up the game too much?
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(Lightbulb can be heard shattering.)
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Knife and Pepper
(spoken) We're all misfits!
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If we're on the Island of Unwanted Objects
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We'll miss all the fun with the high-risk challenges
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Even when
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Christmas Day draws near
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We'll still be
We'll still be We'll still be We'll still be We'll all still be trapped in here |
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(spoken) Unless you pick me!
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(Happy New Year! From Inanimate Insanity!)
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(Cut to nighttime. There is a chair standing in a snowy field with a glass of milk, a plate, and a letter on it. The real Santa Claus appears and reads the letter.)
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(voiceover) Hey, so, here's some cookies and milk and stuff. Well, no cookies because I'm a fat slob, so I ate them. Good night old buddy!
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Wow, what a moron.
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Santa!
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Hoho, hey there, Apple.
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Yes, I knew you were real! So um, uh, where's my pony?!
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Oh, uh...
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(runs away)
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