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Recapper
Last time on Inanimate Insanity... Nickel escaped from the LOL with the help of Nonexisty and regrettably agreed to make smores with Knife, resulting in Marshmallow becoming quite injured. Balloon convinced OJ and Bomb to form an alliance with him right before the next challenge, in which each team tried to slingshot its members across the gorge. Despite Marshmallow's roasted state, she was the only member of her team that got across, but had no chance against Pickle and Taco, who also got across, in the tug-of-war tiebreaker, resulting in Team Chickenleg winning again. As for elimination, there was none, because now the fans- er, viewers- get to vote off one of them. And that's what you missed on Inanimate Insanity.
(Salt and Pepper are standing in a field. Pepper is holding a frisbee.)

Pepper

Hey, Salt! Let's play catch!

Salt

Yeah, let's do this!

Pepper

Go long!

Salt

Okay! (runs off screen)

Pepper

(throws frisbee)

Salt

(misses, frisbee hits [1]Cloudy)

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Cloudy
(cries, frisbee bounces off)

Salt

(is hit in the face by frisbee)

Pepper

SALT!! (runs to Salt) Are you okay??

Salt

Yeah, I'm alright... You just, uh... You know what happens when you tip a salt shaker, right? BAD LUCK. (screen turns dark, lightning appears, then goes back to normal)

Pepper

Oh, Salt! You actually believe in that crap? And if it were real... (both look worried)

Salt

(nothing happens for a moment) Oh wow. I... I guess you're right.

Bomb

(flies through the air, hits Pepper, and explodes)
(intro plays)
(MePhone4 is standing in front of Nickel, Paintbrush, and Marshmallow, who is still slightly burnt)

MePhone4

(shows the contestants as he says their names) Nickel, Paintbrush, Marshmallow, Knife, and Lightbulb. Last episode, your team, Team Epic, lost the challenge. The viewers have voted, and it's time to see which of the five of you will be eliminated.
(Elimination Time theme plays)

MePhone4

Welcome back again, and guess what! I finally made cookies!
(cheering)

MePhone4

However, I'm a fat slob! So I ate them.
(yelling angrily)

MePhone4

We received 265 votes. The contestant with the most votes, as always, will be eliminated.

Knife

Oh no! I'm doomed!

MePhone4

Knife, you don't have to be afraid. Because you won immunity. So you are safe, and you get a prize.

MePhone4

This episode we have Dora dolls! And they even talk!
(spanish)

MePhone4

So if you're safe, you will get a Dora doll. If you don't get one then you are eliminated.

MePhone4

Knife, here's your Dora!
(spanish)

MePhone4

Nickel, Lightbulb, Paintbrush and Marshmallow were up for elimination. Paintbrush, you only got 33 votes, so you're safe.
(spanish)

MePhone4

Nickel, you are also safe. You only got 46 votes.
(spanish)

MePhone4

Oddly enough, 70 people voted for Nickle. But Nick Le isn't even on the show.

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Nick Le
I'm highly offended!

MePhone4

Now voters, Nick Le wasn't somebody up for elimination. If you wanted to vote for Nickel, lurne hao too cspel!

MePhone4

Lightbulb, you aren't the brightest team captain. And because of that, 64 people voted for you. Which is the most ever and you are eliminated!

Lightbulb

(gets hit by the Fist Thingy, sending her to Idiotic Island)

MePhone4

Marshmallow, you only got 52 votes, so you're safe.

MePhone4

Team Epic, this was your third loss in a row. Try not to lose again.

MePhone4

This challenge will be golf ball stacking. You must stack 3 golf balls.

Marshmallow

That sounds easy!

MePhone4

Yes, except it's not. It's quite hard. For this challenge, we are temporarily breaking up the teams.

Paintbrush

But we just established the teams!

MePhone4

True, but now we are unestablishing them. All of you will get three golf balls. There are eleven of you. The four people who stack their golf balls first will get a prize. However, the last four will be up for elimination. Begin!

Marshmallow

This is easy! (places a golf ball onto her already stacked two, but it falls over) What, what? This is impossible! How could anyone on Earth do this?! (kicks one of her golf balls)

Nickel

(stacked three) Heh, that was easy. (The golf ball kicked by Marshmallow knocks down Nickel's stack) WuuUuuh? Hey! What did you do that for?!

Marshmallow

Uh, I'm sorry! I really didn't mean to!

Nickel

Ya know, just because we aren't teammates anymore doesn't mean you have to be so cruel!

Paintbrush

OMG, I stacked two! Now just this one more...
Since we don't want to bore you with clips of objects stacking golf balls, we're just going to tell you Bomb, Salt, Balloon and Pickle stacked theirs and got a reward.
Actually, we weren't concerned about your boredom at all, we were just lazy to animate it...
[animationepic]

OJ

(finishes stacking his golf balls)

MePhone4

OJ, you're immune as well. Now we're down to two spots left.

Paintbrush

Co-rrec-tion! There's only one. I finished!

MePhone4

Good for you! One spot left. 5 people remain.

Marshmallow

(about to place a third golf ball onto her already stacked two, but it gets knocked over again by a leg) Huh?

Nickel

Revenge is sweet! (steals one of Marshmallow's golf balls and places it onto his already stacked two)

MePhone4

Congratulations, Nickel! You are the last person safe. But Marshmallow, Pepper, Knife and Taco, you four are up for elimination. So everyone, vote for either Marshmallow, Knife, Pepper or Taco to be eliminated. And remember, voting ends on August 7th.

Deleted scenes[]

Nickel

You know, sometimes you can be a real jerk, Cheesy!

Cheesy

Oh yeah? Then how about you do something about it?

Nickel

(kicks Cheesy but suddenly a "BB" sign appears)

Fan

(inaudible dialogue)

TacoOld

(inaudible dialogue)