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| Episode | Gallery | Transcript |
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Like, (Groans) OJ and his distracting new alliance peeps think they're the MVPs of the team, but we just haven't, like, dazzled it up yet.
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Yes, Yes, Salt, so true! So how do we, like, do the dazzle?
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Well, girlfriend, I brought... (Holds up a frisbee) the frizz.
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(Gasps) STOP!!
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So let's, like, catch some attention!
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Salt throws the frisbee, it lands not far away from her and Pepper.
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Oh, wow, wow, everyone! Did you see that?
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Huh?
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My stellar throw? Hello...
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YES!! You should feel so lucky having sporty legends on your team! (Throws frisbee)
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The frisbee hits Cloud, who starts crying rain.
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Oh, uh, I'm sorry-
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OOOH! Enemy down, you did it, Peps, so impre- (Gets hit by frisbee) OW!
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SALT!! ARE YOU OKAY? SOMEONE HELP!!
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Balloon, OJ, and Bomb are all walking away from Salt.
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Wow, don't all rush in at once, I'm fine. You, just, I, you know what happens when you tip a salt shaker, right? BAD LUCK!
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Oh, Salt, you actually believe in that junk? As if it were real.
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Oh wow, I- I guess you're right-
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Cloud electrocutes Salt and Pepper with lightning.
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Intro plays.
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Nickel, Paintbrush, Marshmallow, Knife, and Lightbulb. Last episode, your team lost the challenge, the viewers have voted, and it's time to see which of the 5 of you will be eliminated!
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Elimination Time plays.
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Welcome back, again. And guess what? I finally made cookies!
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Team Epic cheers.
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However, I'm a fat slob, so I ate them!
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Team Epic complains.
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We received a WHOPPING 265 votes! The contestant with the most votes, as always, will be eliminated!
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Oh no! I'm DOOMED! (Punches the elimination area) NOOOOOOOOO!
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Knife, you don't have to be afraid! Because you won immunity, so you are safe, and you get a prize! This episode we have Dora dolls! And they even talk!
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Dora Doll
Knife. Knife. I need you.
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Huh?
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Dora Doll
En Español.
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Oh. Nice.
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Paintbrush, you only got 33 votes. So you're safe.
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Dora Doll
My sweet Painty. Let's run off into the Spanish sunset. My love.
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What the...
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Nickel, you're also safe with only 46 votes. And oddly enough, 70 people voted for Nickle. But Nick Le isn't even on the show.
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Nick Le
I'm highly offended!
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If the viewers wanted to vote for Nickel, lurne hao too cspel!
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Dora Doll
I will not misspell your name, Nicholas.
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Do we need to keep these these thi-
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Lightbulb, you aren't the brightest team captain. So-
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So they seem to have potential value, after being murdered last episode, I appreciate the empa-
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They voted you out. 64 people voted for you to leave. THE MOST EVER! TA-DA!
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OMGA! What a cruel world. But, you're my cruel world.
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Marshmallow, you only got 52 votes, so you're the last safe.
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Dora Doll
I will love you till the day I die, Marshmallow. And then even longer after that. I will haunt you, like a ghost. Romantically.
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Yeah, we're not doing this.
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Marshmallow burns the Dora Dolls in the campfire.
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Hands off, Thief!
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Oh, Didn't realize you wanted to keep it.
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Um, It's the principal, it's just wrong to steal.
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You belong behind bars.
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Oh my gosh, I never knew storks had such a large wingspan.
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Ugh! So Stupid!
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Dude, it's just a bird.
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No! I hate this place. I swear when I get out here, I'm going to kill somebody!
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Dude, Calm down, I'm sure MePhone will...
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MePhone? MePhone?!? More like A Monster. He's the one who trapped in us in here.
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How many of more of us need to fall before can we fight back?
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I don't know, I guess three of us working together should be enough.
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Ahh, I hope I land on something soft.
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Lightbulb shatters.
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(Sighs) Maybe four.
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Paper screams in raging agony.
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Onto today's challenge, I had considered a frisbee throwing extravaganza, earlier today I saw some tremendous athletic throwing.
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Oh my gosh! Oh my Gosh! Peps, that's us! Recognition! (chuckles)
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Yes! I did not know we had frisbee champions among us, which is why that challenge is cancelled, in favor of a significantly more boring one.
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Guys, Easy on the spice.
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This challenge will be golf ball stacking, You must stack three, that's right, three golf balls.
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This sounds easy.
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Yes! Except it's not, it's quite hard, and if you managed to do so, you win immunity, for yourself. That's right, the last two members of each team to complete a stack will be up for elimination.
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So we don't need to work with everyone on our team this time?
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Yes! No teams, except Team Knife. Let's Go!
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Uh Huh, All of you will get three golf balls, so out of the eleven of you, four will be up for elimination. Begin!
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See, easy! What What, this is impossible!
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Imagine doing it without hands.
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Well, we really need to do is make sure the team is rid of this murderer. Everyone, follow my lead.
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Nickel is the first to win, that sure was quick.
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Argh! I see the thief has multiplied.
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Oh my gosh! Pepper, I just did my nails.
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No way! Gorge! But, that's so bad for golf ball stacking.
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I know, I told the salon, but they wouldn't listen, So like maybe you help me with my stack first, and then we can talk while you were second.
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Yes! Except, we shouldn't tackle it, cause then it might fall over.
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Smart!
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Ah, my maxilla is still killing me, I can't see.
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Schoopy! Schoop Schoop!
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And Taco is sure, Pickle is safe. He wins immunity.
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Well, Taco, what I can see is a force.
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Aw, Milky Tomato!
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OK! Great! Now if Taco can just do that with everyone...
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Alline with her? No way! The alliance is just us.
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Alliance, without me? (cries and runs away)
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Balloon! Don't you know, Taco hates being excluded from an a-alliances, only c-competition trees, and secret unions.
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Balloon groans in disgust.
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If we take him down now, the viewers might vote him off, and we'll be free.
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Good luck with that, I'm sure MePhone will give me immunity again either way.
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I won't.
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(Sighs) In that case, gotta think.
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(Knife stumbles in shock)
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Ah, First time?
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You calling me dull, You're the one who hasn't realized that only two of us can win, even if you stop me from winning, one of you is screwed too, Idiot!
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Yeesh! This is super boring! Please universe, do something! Thank You! Hello!
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A.D.A.M.
Hey man, it's your producer, Adam!
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Oh yes, my lovely producer. Is the next episode's challenge ready yet!
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A.D.A.M.
Do you even know how hard it is to obtain 1,000 pounds of guacamole?
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Probably, Hard? Got it! We need more time. How do I stall?
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A.D.A.M.
Well, don't you have those fan-created contestants backstage?
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Course! So?
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A.D.A.M.
So, bring them out, and show the fans the ten that have a chance of joining the game! Duh!
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Yes! Genius! Thanks Adster, will do.
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Bomb, OJ, and Salt finish stacking golf balls
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Oh Girl! Now that's some spice.
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Bomb, OJ, and Salt have all won immunity. Each team only has one safety spot left.
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And that spot is mine!
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Taco runs into Balloon's stack of golf balls.
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Ugh! You're kidding me? Alliance, fix this mess.
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Uh huh, I'll grab Taco.
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And I'll g-grab something as well.
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Bomb steals Pepper's golf ball stack and gives it to Balloon.
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Huh! Hurtful!
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Balloon wins immunity! Which means that Pepper and Taco are up for elimination on Team Chickenleg.
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Ha! And soon that'll be you too, uh, two, go on beat each other up.
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(Sighs) I know what I must do.
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Yes! Yes! Fight!
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I surrender!
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No! No! Punch each other.
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Paintbrush, I want you to be safe right now, I can handle myself, It'll be okay.
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A thief and a menace.
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and Paintbrush wins the final immunity. So viewers, Marshmallow, Pepper, Knife, and Taco are all up for elimination. Voting ends on August 7th, 2011. But, if that date is too far in the distance, We have a little extra treat.
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We heard your requests for new characters, and we chose our favorite ten who will battle it out next episode for a spot in the competition. Let's bring them out.
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Tellie!
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I have like 1008 channels!
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Apple!
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So... where am I again?
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You're on the set of I.I.
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What's I.I.?
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Poptart!
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This Poptart is gonna to be a popstar when I win.
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Teddy Bear!
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I'm just so soft and sweet, aren't I? aren't I?!
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Magnifying Glass!
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I pay attention to the little things.
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Cookie!
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Cookie is very excited. I am cookie.
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Spikey!
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(heavy breathing)
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'Kay? Magic 8!
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My favorite number is 79.
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Dictionary!
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I can really help with English homework!
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and ding ding ding, Bell!
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Ding! ...Uh, yeah.
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Wow! All very compelling cases as to why each of them should join the show, so tune in next time to see who it'll be.
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