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Toilet, labeled The Buffoon, is one of the four tritagonists of the Inanimate Insanity franchise serving as a major character in Inanimate Insanity II and was the former assistant to MePhone4 before being fired after being convicted for having a connection with Steve Cobs in "Mine Your Own Business".
Afterwards, Toilet was tricked into working with Steve Cobs in "Hatching the Plan" (using A.D.A.M.), convincing him to "practice" his assistance skills while controlling MePhoneX in a training simulator. In "Through No Choice of Your Own", he assists the finalists and works with Bow and Apple to disable Me, thwarting all of Cobs' plans and saved The Prime Shimmer and Light Shimmers.
Toilet currently lives with the contestants in Inanimate Insanity IV.
He is voiced by Liv Smith.
Appearance[]
Toilet is a white toilet with a long curved base. He has a large bowl full of water that functions as his saliva on his front with a lid that functions as his mouth. Above the bowl is a large square tank with eyes and a light grey cover.
Personality[]
Toilet is loud, impolite, annoying, and obnoxious. He was the dimwitted assistant to MePhone4. Although MePhone4 has shown his displeasure of Toilet's assistance, Toilet appears to be quite absentminded and oblivious to the fact and continues with his job with a happy and enthusiastic attitude.
With intense admiration and fondness for MePhone4, Toilet goes to great lengths in order to please MePhone4, such as traveling incredibly far for months to gather wires for him, making him extremely manipulatable. In "A Kick in the Right Direction", Toilet remarks that he will do anything for him, even impossible tasks like reviving Bow. In "Let 'Er R.I.P., Toilet protects MePhone4 from Yin-Yang's attack, stating he would never let anything hurt him, though in "Tri Your Best", he inadvertently hurts MePhone4 himself by spraying water on him, showing he is rather oblivious to his own harm.
Toilet is very defensive of his title as MePhone4's assistant, despite doing a terrible job. He constantly becomes aggressive with MePhone4's second assistant, MePad, such as insulting MePad in various ways, though MePad doesn't seem to mind or care. In "Theft and Battery", Toilet reveals that he wants to be a good assistant and dislikes MePad for always getting MePhone4's attention. The two make amends after MePad shows that he feels no animosity for Toilet and considers them equal. In the end of "Mine Your Own Business", MePhone4 fired him as he heard Toilet saying "I guess we didn't need Master Adam's help after all!"
At the end of "Hatching the Plan", he makes a minor appearance by a beach, walking towards MePhone4's Sailboat, and MePhoneX came out of it, with Toilet mistaking them for MePhone4. MePhoneX then sounded an alarm and walked towards him. As is hinted at in "The Reality of the Situation", Toilet's life was implied to have his life sucked away from him by them: however, it was revealed that he was placed in a training simulator by A.D.A.M., B.R.I.A.N., and J.U.S.T.I.N. to hone his assistant skills by controlling a MePhoneX, not knowing that he was killing the contestants by reducing them to lifeless inanimate objects.
Toilet helps thwart Steve Cobs in "Through No Choice of Your Own" by unplugging Me with the help of Knife and Suitcase stalling Cobs, as well as Bow possessing Apple. Referencing out loud his interest for wires and declaring his status as the perfect assistant, he unplugs Me and destroys everything that MeLife has generated, including the spaceship in which where they stand and every single contestant, structure, and piece of terrain - including Knife and Suitcase - that MePhone4 generated. The last we see of him is him falling to the ground, and it is unknown whether he was deleted alongside everyone or not. The only survivors of the onslaught are Steve Cobs, MePhone4, and Baxter.
Toilet survived the fall in "Objects in Mirror" but is hurt and was resting during the fight of MePad, Ghost Bow and Dough vs Steve Cobs, after Cob's exploding demise, Toilet was shown badly hurt heading to MePhone4 saying he wanted to help more but didn't know how, MePhone4 apologized to him saying he never deserved him as an assistant, and after hearing about MePad's sacrifice/death from Steve Cobs, he said that MePad always believed in him.
Toilet then returns in "The Future Is Today!" playing as Steve Cobs in a play about Mephone4, then was at MePad Mansion objecting to the revival of Inanimate Insanity.
Abilities[]
- Levitation: As Toilet doesn't possess legs, his main motive of moving around is through jumping and floating in the air, seen in almost every episode. Most notably in "Theft and Battery" when he floats back up to the hot air balloon after being thrown off by Soap.
- Water: As seen in "Tri Your Best"," Everything's A-OJ" & "Theft and Battery", he can spit water.
- Teleportation: In "Theft and Battery", Toilet seems to be at Meeple, It's unknown how he got there offscreen.
Coverage[]
Trivia[]
- Running Gag: Toilet always calls MePhone4 "MISTAH PHONE!"
- Running Gag: MePhone4 is almost always sending Toilet to get wires.
- Toilet was confirmed NOT to be a product of MeLife in "Objects in Mirror". as he did not appear in MeAfterlife and survived the Me deactivation. Any details of Toilet's life before the competition are unknown and it's unknown whether or not Toilet is even his real name.
- Toilet's voice was revealed to be inspired by Maxmoefoe's prank phone calls.
- Toilet is the first character to ever be banished from the contest grounds by MePhone4.
- Toilet is the 3rd limbless character, along with Spikey, Goo, The Floor and Magic-8.
- He is the only host that is limbless.
- He does, however, move around by jumping and floating.
- He is the only host that is limbless.
- Although Toilet does not possess a handle, he has shown the ability to flush himself.
- Toilet is the fourth character to appear with an accent, his being of Cockney-esque.
- Toilet's second voice actor, Liv Smith, is from the United Kingdom, albeit in North Ireland, different from the Cockney dialect's origin.
- Toilet seems to like cats, as seen in "Rain On Your Charade", where the pink card that Toilet likes has a "kitty" on it. He also likes the color pink.
- Toilet has rather sloppy handwriting, shown in "Rain On Your Charade".
- Toilet is the first non-meeple character to host the show in some way.
- (Not counting the judges in "Cooking For the Grater Good") The second being OJ, and the third and fourth being Salt and Pepper.
- He is the first character to have a contestant inside of him, as he had Knife in him in "Theft and Battery".
- The second was Cabby, who carried her entire team inside of her cab in "Stranded in Paradise".
- Toilet has said "Mistah Phone" around 40 times.
- Toilet may possibly be colorblind, as stated in a tweet by Brian Koch, though it's not confirmed.
- In a live stream, Brian Koch confirmed Toilet was originally meant to take on a more antagonistic role.
- Toilet is the third object character not to be created through MeLife, with the first being Steve Cobs, and the second being Bot.
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