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Recapper
Last time on Inanimate Insanity, Salt and Pepper played catch and got some really bad luck. At elimination, Nickel was saved by some misspelling, so it was down to Lightbulb or Marshmallow, but it was Lightbulb. The teams were broken up, and the challenge was the contestants had to stack three golf balls, and the bottom four would be up for elimination. There was so much epic fail and frustration that it couldn't be shown, since it was not suitable for the internet. But Salt, Pepper, Knife, and Marshmallow ended up being up for elimination, since they failed the most epicly. And that's what you missed on Inanimate Insanity.
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(Knife is talking to Nickel and OJ.)
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Hey guys, want to see the wonders of static electricity?
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Yeah!
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(Knife sneaks up behind Marshmallow, slowly points his finger towards her, and then shocks her. He, Nickel, and OJ laugh.)
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Oh Marshmallow, you are just so much fun to mess with!
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Yeah! So are you!
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(Marshmallow takes out a remote control and presses it. Knife is flung screaming into the air.)
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Woah! Where did you get that?
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Walmart! And it came with a free cucumber.
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(Pickle appears and takes the cucumber.)
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Woah, you're lookin' mighty fine today!
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(Cut to Knife falling down a cliff while screaming. Orange and Apple are at the bottom.)
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Orange
(as Apple is getting increasingly annoyed) Hey, Apple! Hey, Apple! Hey Apple! Apple! Hey! Hey Apple! Hey! Apple! Hey Apple!
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What!?
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Orange
Knife!
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Huh?! (Knife lands on top of her. Apple starts screaming, as Orange starts snickering.)
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(intro plays)
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(Elimination Time theme plays)
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Isn't that just such a wonderful song?
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No, it's not! Just tell me I'm safe already!
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Well, we got 430 votes. That means 430 people voted for either Marshmallow, Taco, Knife, or Pepper. Well, this episode, I got the rewards last minute, so the best I could do was some leaves.
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Wow, real class.
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Moving on! Marshmallow, even though you nearly died, you got the least amount of votes, at 26. (He throws a leaf at her, which makes a metallic noise when it hits.)
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Um, this is, like, green metal. These aren't even leaves!
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Leaves were too expensive!
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But wait, how is that-
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Shut up already! Taco, you also get a leaf, because you only got 34 votes. But you're so annoying. I don't see how you're still in.
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SOUR CREAM!!! (eats the metal leaf) Blegh! (spits out a metal box)
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Knife and Pepper, you are the bottom two. Let's show the votes, you know, for dramatic effect.
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(The chart shows the votes, Knife having the most.)
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That means Pepper is safe with 146 votes. (throws a leaf to Pepper) And Knife, "Mr. Tough Guy", is eliminated with 224 votes.
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WHAT?!?! This cannot happen!!!
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(Knife tries to punch Mephone4, but he dodges, and the Fist Thingy punches Knife all the way to Idiotic Island. Cut to the other contestants.)
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Congratulations, contestants, for making it this far! You are the final ten. However, we had a contest a while back where the fans got to submit their characters to join the game. There were ten contestants that won. (to the recommended characters) Welcome to the show, newbies! Now let's get to it! We're going to have a challenge to decide who will join the game. It's a paint gun contest. You all get paint guns. If you get shot, you are eliminated. The last contestant standing wins immunity, and gets to join the game. Go!
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You're all going down! (shoots Poptart)
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Hey, that's not fair. (explodes)
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Oh yeah, the paint is explosive! Poptart, I'm sorry, but you're toasted.
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You're next, glassface.
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Oh no! This'll protect me. (He holds 8-Ball in front of him like a shield. They both get hit.) No!!
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(laughs menacingly)
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Wow, you're creepy! What does creepy mean.
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(Teddy Bear punches Apple, sending her flying into Cookie, which breaks him. His remains get shot.)
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You're going down, TV.
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Oh no! (gets shot)
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She's... just... so...
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Weird?
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(Dictionary gets shot and explodes.)
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Hey, Teddy! How about we form an alliance?
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Alliance? How dare you mock me like that?! (shoots Bell)
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Hey, that was mean! I think you need a taste of your own medicine!
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(Apple shoots, but Teddy Bear dodges and the paint hits Spikey Mervert instead.)
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And down goes Spikey Mevert!
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Oh my god, I forgot how to use this thing!
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Sucks to be you! (shoots at Apple, but misses)
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Huh? (the paint explodes behind her)
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Grr! (shoots again)
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Hyah! (dodges)
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Arrggh!
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(Teddy Bear screams in loudly and shoots multiple times, but Apple dodges all of her shots. The scene switches between day and night repeatedly.)
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Ugh, I'm tired!
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Ugh! It's been 27 hours and nothing has happened.
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Oh yeah, this thing does it! (shoots with the paintgun:Teddy Bear screams in pain)
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Welcome to the game, Apple! And as a reward for joining the game, you win immunity!
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Yeah!
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Hey, that's not fair!
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Au contraire, mon frère! Because all of you get immunity as well! Instead of competing for immunity this time, you will be competing for the new contestant! The winning team gets Apple as a reward. And along with Apple, they get fresh-baked cookies! Anyway, this challenge is very complex. Team Epic, you guys only have three lousy members left.
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Yeah, it's quite depressing.
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So, only three contestants on Team Chickenleg can compete. Let's let the computer decide.
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(A computer screen shows Bomb, Pickle, and OJ, along withe the three members of Team Epic.)
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Now the six of you will all receive a number. Let me explain the challenge. It consists of three mini challenges. Each team will receive a baton. Your challenge is to get the baton to the end of the obstacle course. First, the number ones will cross a lake of elephant poo on white platforms. The number one will give the baton to the number two, who will climb a long ladder and plunge into a bucket of guacamole. The number three will take the baton and cross a boardwalk over a gorge, and a spinning blade. The first team to make it across with their baton to the other side of the gorge gets Apple on their team. Team Epic, this is your chance to finally catch up to them. So on your mark, get set, go!
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(Bomb and Nickel jump onto two platforms. Nickel trips and falls on his face.)
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Come on Nickel, hurry up!
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I'm trying!
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(Nickel jumps onto another platform, then falls into the elephant poo.)
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Nickel, look out! (jumps in to save Nickel)
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(reaches the end) Here! (stutters heavily, during which Paintbrush helps Nickel out) Take the baton! (gives the baton to Pickle)
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(Pickle does not take the baton. Everybody looks on in silence. Paintbrush runs past and starts to climb the ladder with their own baton.)
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Woo!
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(Pickle angrily takes the baton, starts climbing the ladder, and beats Paintbrush to the top.)
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Okay, let's do this! (jumps into the guacamole)
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(reaches the top) (sing-song) I made it! (jumps into the guacamole and lands groin first, sinking slowly) Oof! Mama..?
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(Cut to a black screen with white text)
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(Are you bored? Well...)
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Announcer 1
(singing) It's a ball, he's got a rubber ball! It's a ball, he's got a rubber ball! The simple joy of bouncing a small little sphere, just whip it out and the fun is here, it's a ball...
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Announcer 2
That's right, it's a rubber ball! But it's not just a rubber ball, it's a stupid rubber ball. So, buy now! It's only $9,000! But it's worth it, trust-
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(Cut back to the competition. Paintbrush's arm emerges from the guacamole with the baton and gives it to Marshmallow.)
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(muffled) Here, Marsh, take the baton...
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Oh no, where's the baton? It must be somewhere in the guacamole!
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(Marshmallow stares stunned at the boardwalk and the spinning blade, then starts walking across it, screaming in fear. Meanwhile, OJ is looking for his baton in the guacamole. He eventually finds it and walks onto the boardwalk.)
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Grr! I'll show you who to mess with!
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No way! (She presses another remote control, and the boardwalks starts falling.)
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Woah... Woah...!
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Yah!
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(Marshmallow throws the baton towards the finish right before she and OJ fall. OJ lands on the spinning blade and shatters. Marshmallow stops in mid-air right above the blade, then levitates back up to the other side of the gorge. The baton flies into her hand.)
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Yay!
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Nice! And finally victory for Team Epic!
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Yay!
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Alright! Woo!
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Awesome!
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And as a reward, you get Apple. But as for the cookies, well, no cookies, because I'm a fat slob, so I ate them.
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I can't believe we finally won!
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Oh yeah, and Nickel? We have some bad news. Last episode, when 70 people voted for Nick Le, they really meant you!
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And you're just figuring this out... now?!
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So, for all those people that need to learn how to spell, we're taking your votes anyway. And Nickel is going to Idiotic Island.
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(The Fist Thingy sends Nickel to Idiotic Island.)
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And in return, Lightbulb can rejoin the game.
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(Lightbulb fades into view, then falls to the ground and shatters.)
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Team Chicken Leg, you also win a fabulous prize. You're all up for elimination!
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But I thought you gave us immunity!
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Well, I took it back, because you lost! However, you guys will be voting out who is eliminated, not the viewers. So everyone, check back on September 1st to see which member of team Chickenleg is eliminated.
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(Episode 7 Premieres On November 1st, 2011)
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(Or Does It?)
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(Nickel is in the cage on Idiotic Island. Next to him is the rubber ball advertised earlier in the episode.)
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Oh, I'm in Idiotic Island! Well, at least I have my rubber ball!
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("It's A Ball" plays during the credits)
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