| Episode | Gallery | Transcript |
| Episode | Gallery | Transcript |
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Hey guys, wanna see the wonders of static electricity?
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Uh, okay.
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Knife zaps Marshmallow and starts laughing. Taco starts laughing with him, but Pickle quickly nudges her to stop.
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Oh, Marshmallow. You are just so much fun to mess with!
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Yeah, so are you!
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Marshmallow presses a button that sends the Fist Thingy out to punch Knife away.
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HWAAAAAHHH-
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Woah! Where did you get that?
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Woah, you're looking mighty fine today.
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Cut to Knife.
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-AAAAAHHHHH!
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Knife lands on the net from One-Shot Wonder.
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Whew! This time, the cell phone and the net saved me!
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Of course. Can't let ANYTHING delay this elimination.
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Aw, shoot. Right.
Yah! |
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Knife falls backwards to cut the net. The camera tilts down to reveal that there is solid ground close beneath him and MePhone.
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You can barely contain your excitement, huh?!
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AAGH!
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Intro.
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The Elimination Time song plays.
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Ahhh, that jingle. It's a real earworm, isn't it?
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NO, it SUCKS! Just tell me I'm safe already, please.
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Deeesperaaate! We received an absolutely GOBSMACKING 430 votes for either Marshmallow, Taco, Knife, or Pepper. And uhhhh- I got the rewards last-minute, so the best I could do was some leaves.
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Like, pathetic.
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Hey! Leaf him alone!
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A rimshot plays as the camera zooms in on Taco, followed by a laugh track. She winks at the viewers.
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Cut to Pepper, looking confused. The camera then pans to MePhone, revealing that the laugh track was coming from MeLaugh, one of his apps. He quickly turns it off.
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How'd you turn that on?! Uh, no one saw that!
Marshmallow, you got the least amount of votes at 26. |
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WHAT?!
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Marshmallow is hit with her leaf.
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Ah! What kind of leaves are these? They're like, 10 pounds!
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Leaves were too expensive!
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But wait, how is that-
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Taco, you also get a leaf, because you only got 34 votes. But you're SO annoying. I don't see how you're still in.
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SOUR CREAM!
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Taco catches the leaf in her mouth and chews on it.
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BLEH!
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She spits it out as a chunk of metal, landing with a large thud.
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Knife and Pepper, you are the bottom two.
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Oh, are we now?
[whispering to Pepper] If we shove the leaf thief in front of that Fist Thingy, no matter who gets the most votes, we'll both be in! Let's go! |
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Uuuumm, IDK! I feel pretty confident you're getting out!
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But you can't be too sure. Are you willing to risk-
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The final results are revealed. Knife is eliminated 224-146.
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Yeah. Pepper is safe, with 146 votes. And Mr. Murder Pants is eliminated with 224 votes.
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WHAT?! This is more shocking than that static electricity!
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Knife grabs Marshmallow, attempting to make the Fist Thingy punch her instead of him. The Fist Thingy stops, grabs Marshmallow, and gently places her on the ground, patting her on the head. It then punches Knife away.
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AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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Congratulations on making it to the final ten!.. For now. Because one new contestant will be joining soon!
Welcome to the show, newbies! |
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MePhone blows a party horn in front of the newbies.
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We're going to have a challenge to decide who will win the game. It's... a... paint-gun contest! If you get shot you are eliminated.
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MePhone pulls out a paintball gun and shoots the screen with pink paint, which turns into a X when he says eliminated.
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The last contestant standing wins a spot in the game. Grab your paint-guns and GO!
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You're all going DOWN!!
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She shoots Poptart right in the face, smearing dark pink paint on his (also pink) icing.
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Uh, this isn't paint! It's icing! I'm not out, YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING!
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The paint explodes, blasting Poptart into the sky.
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Oh yeah, the paint is explosive. Poptart, you're toasted.
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Heh! You're next, glass-face!
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She looks at Magnifying Glass, who looks at her fearfully.
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Oh no! This'll protect me!
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He picks up Magic-8 to hide himself from her, but instead just gets both of them shot.
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We're done for, aren't we?
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He shakes Magic-8, and looks at the window on the back to see their fortune. It reads, "It is decidedly so".
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Mm-hmm.
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Magnifying Glass frowns as he and Magic-8 are blasted away. Teddy Bear laughs maniacally, clearing enjoying her winning streak.
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Wow, you're creepy! Uh, I think.
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Teddy Bear punches Apple in the face, sending her towards Cookie.
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Hyah!
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Stop it! I'LL CHIP!
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Apple hits Cookie, breaking him into two pieces. Teddy Bear then shoots the pieces twelve times, exploding him into pieces. His corpse then somehow groans in pain.
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Uh, were the twelve shots necessary?- Whatever! So Bell, Spikey, Tellie, Apple, Dictionary and Teddy Bear are still in it!
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You're going down, Tellie!
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WHAT? BUT- BUT, UH.
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He switches his display to show a video of three real life bears in the wilderness.
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It's your family! Don't you love your family?
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Teddy looks hesitant for a moment.
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I HAVE NO FAMILY!
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TV is shot and sent off into the distance.
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Before we die, DICTIONARY!- Is Teddy Bear creepy?
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Dictionary flips through his pages and finds the definition of Creepy (adjective), which reads, "A word to describe Teddy Bear."
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That's a very apt word to use.
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GRR, I AM NOT, I AM NOT, I AM NOT, I AM NOT!!!
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Dictionary and Apple watch as Teddy stomps on the ground repeatedly while talking, ending with her pulling out her paintball gun.
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AHHHH!!!
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Teddy shoots a barrage of shots at the duo, hitting Dictionary, but missing Apple, who runs away screaming. Dictionary is subsequently blasted into the sky while also screaming. Bell rings and steps near Teddy to talk with her.
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Hey, let's calm down, Teddy. I like the passion, but I think if we join forces, I can help focus your mind and we can win together!
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Teddy takes a deep breath as she thinks about Bell's request. She then shoots her right in the face.
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THAT CALM ENOUGH FOR YA?
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Ah.. yep.
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Bell is shot into the sky, and makes a ding sound when the paint explodes.
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WOAH!
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Hey creepy-creeperson! Two can play at that game! HIYAH!
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Apple attempts to shoot Teddy, but misses. The shot flies past her, and hits Spikey, who is sleeping peacefully in the air. He wakes up when the paint hits him and is shot into the sky when it explodes.
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And down goes Spikey!
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Don't pick a fight you can't win! HAH!
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Teddy attempts to shoot Apple, but hits her gun instead, making her drop it.
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GRR, AH!
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Apple yelps and dodges the paintball. Teddy yells in frustration and shoots repeatedly at Apple, who continues to dodge each time. The sky repeatedly changes from day to night as 3 days pass. Teddy falls to her knees in exhaustion.
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Ough... mmh... I'm tired!
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Ugh, it's been 72 hours and nothing has happened!
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Oh yeah, I forgot I had one of these too!
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Apple picks her gun back up and shoots Teddy in the face, winning the challenge.
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Ah! GRR, YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME!!!
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The paint explodes and blasts Teddy into the distance while she screams.
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And it looks like Apple is victorious, and is now in this game!
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Hooray!
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And as a reward for joining the game, you win immunity.
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Nice! What does immunity mean? I need to ask Dictionary.
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Uh, yeah! I'll relay the message. Anyway, for the rest of our final eleven, in addition to competing for immunity, the winning team gets Apple as a reward! Team Epic, this could be a huge help! Or a huge flop, since you guys only have three lousy members left.
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And with Knife gone, this trio is making it all the way to the end!
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Hah, keep telling yourself that. Only three members on Team Chicken Leg can compete. Let's let the computer decide!
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The giant computer next to MePhone selects Bomb, Pickle, and OJ.
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Today's challenge is Pass the Baton! Your team must get the baton to the end of the obstacle course with one member at each station. The first team to make it across with their baton gets Apple on their team. On your set, get marked, GO!
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Bomb and Nickel both start the first portion, jumping on a few platforms to avoid falling in the brown stuff below. Nickel tries to balance the baton on his head as he jumps and lands face first on the beginning platform.
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Come on, Nickel! Hurry! Do it for the trio!
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I'm trying!
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Nickel jumps for the second platform and misses, falling into the mud and dropping his baton. He wiggles his legs in an attempt to get out.
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Ugh, great.
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Bomb successfully crosses the three platforms and makes it to Pickle to pass the baton.
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T-t-take it!
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Pickle tries to take it, but Bomb continues to hold on to it.
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Uh, dude? Gimme.
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Oh, sorry. I-I thought if I let go t-too early, I-I-I might drop it.
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Yeah I get that, but it's in my hand.
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As they continue to bicker, Paintbrush pulls Nickel out of the mud and brings him to the end.
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Oh-oh-oh-oh yeah, yeah okay. I get that, I-I just like to play things safe, y'know?
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That's great Bomb, but you can let go now.
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Ah, right. A-a-on a-one, two-
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Paintbrush gets to the end and starts the second portion of the challenge, climbing a ladder.
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Woohoo!!
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And... three!
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Bomb finally lets go of the baton, letting Pickle continue the challenge. He glares back at Bomb as he walks away, and Bomb is oblivious to how much that ordeal annoyed him.
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Whew! That was close.
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Pickle skitters up the ladder, holding the baton in his mouth as he climbs. Paintbrush reaches the top.
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(Singsong-y voice) ♫ I made it!~ ♫
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They jump down, intending to land in the guacamole pit at the bottom. Pickle finally gets to the top, breathing heavily.
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No! You're not getting away from me!
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Pickle yells and dives towards Paintbrush as they fall, tackling them in the air and landing on the ground near the bucket of guac. Pickle drops his baton when he tackles Paintbrush, landing it in the guacamole. Both of them groan in pain when they hit the ground.
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My calcaneus!
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My... everything...
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Uh, may need a second to reset.
Cut to the ad! CUT TO THE AD!- |
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The screen cuts to static.
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Brian Koch
Are you bored? Well...
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The screen reads, "R U BOARD", and shows a wooden board under the text. Then the text "WELL" appears when he finishes the first sentence.
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Brian Koch
♫ It's a ball! He's got a rubber ball! ♫
♫ It's a ball! He's got a rubber ball! ♫ ♫ The simple joy of bouncing a small little sphere! ♫ ♫ Just whip it out and the fun is here! ♫ ♫ It's a ball! ♫ |
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A titular rubber ball bounces around a screen in a yellow background.
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Adam Katz
That's right! It's a rubber ball! But it's not just a normal rubber ball: it's a stupid rubber ball. So, buy now! It's only $9,000!
but it's worth it trust- |
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The screen cuts back to Inanimate Insanity, with Paintbrush leaning against the guacamole bucket holding their yellow baton. They are clearly still hurt from the fall.
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You... okay?
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So..agh- long as the trio stays together, it's worth it.
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Paintbrush hands the baton to Marshmallow, and she begins the last portion of the challenge.
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GO!!!
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Oh no, where's the baton! It must be somewhere in the guacamole!!
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Marshmallow begins the last part of the challenge, crossing a giant pit of saw blades while balancing on top of a thin wooden bridge. Marsh gulps and begins to walk across, pausing to scream in fear when the pit makes a noise. Meanwhile, OJ recovers his team's baton from the giant guacamole bucket, getting a lot of guac in his glass.
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(Full of guacamole) Augh...
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OJ approaches Marsh on the bridge, walking slowly.
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(Groggy voice) Rrgh... I'll show you who to mess with...
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Ahh! Stay away from me, zombie!!!
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Zombie? He just got some guac in his-
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-Yes, run! Avoid the apocalypse! For THE TRIO!!!
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AHHHH!!
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Marsh runs away from OJ and gets to the end of the bridge.
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Wait- am I infected? GET IT OFF OF ME!!
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OJ starts running across the bridge and loses his footing, causing him to scream and start falling towards the saw blades.
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Ahhh! That was close...
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Marsh reaches the end, and OJ continues to fall.
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AHHH!!!
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OJ is shattered by the blades, killing him and shooting guacamole up into the sky. A glob of it hits Marshmallow on the head. Her face drops.
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Oh no... He got me! HE GOT ME!!!
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MePhone arrives with a chip prepared, dips it into the guac on her head, and eats it in front of her.
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-Got me a nice appetizer, Team Epic the win, and Apple as a team member!
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Apple, Paintbrush, and Nickel celebrate while Marshmallow quietly mutters...
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Am.. am I going to die?
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I can't believe we finally won! Let's go trio-plus-one!
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Oh, right! Uh... Nickel! You might wanna sit for this.
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He sits.
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Last episode, when seventy people voted for Nick Le, they really meant you!
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A dramatic "DUN DUN DUN DUN!!!" plays as Nickel stares at the camera in shock. Apple, Paintbrush, and Marshmallow all gasp.
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I mean... duh?
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Someone call me a salt shaker, cause I'm shooketh! Mhm, get it?
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She leans on Balloon, who is clearly not amused by her joke.
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So, for all those people who need to Lurne Hao Too Cspel, we're taking your votes anyway, and Nickel is going to Idiotic Island.
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Nickel, still aghast by his sudden elimination, is hit by the Fist Thingy and sent to the island.
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-And in return, Lightbulb can rejoin the game.
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She fades back into existence by the Fist Thingy, but shatters and dies when she returns.
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Yay, the trio!!!
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She hugs Marsh and Paintbrush, who are clearly not sure how to feel about this sudden change in team members.
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Team Chicken Leg, you also win a fabulous prize! You're all up for elimination! But as a twist, this time you will be voting for who from your team will leave. So everyone, check back on November 1st, 2011 to see which member of team Chicken Leg will be eliminated.
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After he finishes talking, the scene switches to show Nickel in Idiotic Island, sitting by his rubber ball.
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Oh, I'm in Idiotic Island! Well, at least I have my rubber ball!
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Nickel plays with the ball during the credits while present day Brian Koch sings the rubber ball song again.
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