Fusion: Good morning Inanimate nation! My name is Fusion Animations with a special round of exit interviews. As always, we are getting the scoop on all of the behind-the-scenes secrets from the latest eliminated Inanimate Insanity contestant, except this time that contestant is TWO contestants! But also one, I think.. Goo's right, some clarity would be helpful.
Yin: For a while, I thought being seen as my own object would be nice, but overtime I got used to being seen as ‘Yin-Yang’
Yang: I couldn’t agree more! He’s Yin-Yang, and I’m Yang!
Yin: That’s not what I mean, and you know it!
Fusion: It wouldn’t be a chat with these guys if I wasn’t more confused than when I started! Everyone, get excited for Yin-Yang!
[Cheering]
Yin: Heh, thank you everyone, we can always count on you to save our life. Just like Lifering, who has quite the helpful and-or fun thingamajig! Take it away!
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Fusion: I sure did love that helpful and-or fun thingamajig, now to the questions! Firstly, I want to say that you played a great game, it was an all-star performance! Now that you’re here, are you regretting giving Cabby the immunity milk?
Yang: Of course not! We went out with exploding warm milk, my favorite! And cabby was the only one left who didn’t trick us like stupid berry, or betray us like stupid balloon, and stupid silver, or be stupid like stupid nickel!
Yin: You really didn’t have anything for that last one, huh?
Yang: Stupid is worse than anything!
Fusion: Well heres a thing, watching you grow from your first appearance in season 2 all the way to your recent exit was a joy to watch! Did you two expect to embark on such a huge journey of learning to understand one another?
Yang: I’ll say, I’m quite proud of me!
Yin: For once, you deserve to be
Yang: Um... Maybe I liked it more when you didn’t agree with me. It was funny!
Yin: It was a long journey, but by the end, I feel like we have really learned to respect each other for the unique things we each add to our pair. It’s great having someone like Yang, who fights for what’s important, and I know deep down Yang thinks I’m helpful in some way too and refuses to admit it
Yang: N-No, I refuse to refuse anything!
Yin: Heheheh, sure
Fusion: How are you two doing with Candle on Indefinite Island? Have you guys gotten the chance to sit down and actually talk about everything you’ve been through yet?
Yang: Why would I want that? Next question!
Fusion: Sure thing, this ones to you, Yang. During the 14th challenge, you mentioned that you’ve been wanting to express some feelings towards Candle, what was that all about?
Yang: Ah, well... By next question, I meant next person I punch at is you!
Yin: Yang! Sorry about him, like I said, he fights against what he thinks is wrong, and right now that is Candle. We haven’t had a real talk with her yet, and I don’t think Yang is ready yet. (Whispering) He’s not good at this kind of stuff
Yang: I’m good at everything, water boy!
Fusion: Oh right, with your arguments over Dr Fizz vs water, what do you do to stop them? Does one of you just drink the Dr Fizz while the other drinks water?
Yang: One thing we learned recently is to com-pro-mise, so we do a little of both now. It is really hard for me to deal with the taste of water, euh, poor me
Yin: What?! It doesn’t even have a taste! And soda is so spicy!
Yang: Skill issue
Fusion: How does it feel to have won the immunity vote every time you were up for elimination until the 12th round of voting?
Yin: I don’t know what we did to deserve it, but we really appreciate it!
Yang: I love you viewers so much! (Whispering) If i say that enough times, do i get more votes?
Yin: Heheh, of course, Yang. You’re so full of love
Fusion: It would probably help if you were still in the game. If you made it to the finals, who do you think you would’ve had a better chance of winning against in the jury?
Yang: You know what this call for, right Yin?
Yin: Top 5 list, lets go! Starting with the hardest person to beat at the end, number 5!
Yang: Nickel, the biggest threat! He knows how to call us names like ‘pudding boy,’ and that would be humiliating! Number 4
Yin: Cabby, she’s so sweet, she gave us her inanimate! I’m sure the whole jury sees her as being so nice, number 3!
Yang: Balloon! He acts like a Yin, but with an higher, squeaker voice. We could beat him, just like everyone else, but he’d be a little squeaker when talking to the jury, how annoying. Number 2
Yin: Blueberry, he just thinks he’s so smart, gross. Number 1!
Yang: Stupid evil spoon loser! Spoons aren’t for betraying you, they are for Dr Fizz cereal! The jury knows he’s a joke, so I would destroy him at the end easily!
Yin: (sigh) Yang’s still not over Silvers betraying him in the cereal box challenge
Yang: Quit acting like I’m sensitive!
Fusion: Well how about when Yang was out for the day and left you alone, Yin? I’m sorry you lost your inanimate, Sprinkles. Would you like to see her again if you had the chance?
Yin: (sigh) I do wish that I was able to apologize to her again, but inanimates are fragile and don’t always last long, so my hopes are low that I’ll see her again. If I was more like Yang, and pushed some ground rules for me and her from the start, I think things would’ve gone way differently
Yang: Yeah, and you wouldn’t have lost Riggity Rex too! Do you know how hard it was for me to keep a whole half of him unburned for hours!
Yin: Ahh, my two babies, I’m sorry!
Yang: W-Well, if it makes you feel better, your byebye count is way lower than mine. Two is nothing
Fusion: Well I don’t mean to be that guy but didn’t Yin also eat Dough?
Yang: Oh heck, now threes quite something. High five, little killer!
Yin: My hands are poison!
Fusion: Oh, um, okay. Lets relax, maybe with something you two can agree on. Is there a particular singer you both enjoy?
Yin: (gasp) Hatsune
Yang: Miku!
Yin: No one is more gracious
Yang: Or more powerful! Yin and me did some big bonding over her music! Care about her, or else!
Fusion: I’ll be sure to! What about on the show? Which contestant do you feel you cared about the most, and are you rooting for them to win?
Yin: Uh, mm... Well, I guess the person we were the most close with was-
Yang: Don’t say it!
Yin: ...Was someone who isn’t still in the game. But of course we are still rooting for another one of our closest alliance, Cabby! She was so good to us
Fusion: And how’d you feel when saving her meant that Blueberry tricked you?
Yang: I did that feel a thing, and I hate you! And don’t you say a word, Yin!
Yin: ...I felt a little silly about it
Yang: That was so many words! Ahh, don’t give up our secrets!
Yin: Well, it’s true! Like Yang, I don’t regret giving the immunity milk to Cabby, and I love how we came together to make it happen! But that doesn’t mean I’m not upset to have lost the game
Yang: It’s over! Why both remembering things that are dumb, you dumb!
Yin: (gasp) The D-word?! That’s it! (incomprehensible whispering)
Fusion: Oh, you don’t say. Yang, why are you scared of merry-go-rounds?
Yang: (gasp) Who told you!
(Yin gulps?)
Yang: Lets double it! (incomprehensible whispering)
Fusion: Mm, oh okay. Another question for Yang, how does it feel when Yin is a big bully to you and always blame you, king handsome Yang, for everything? Does it hurt a lot?
Yang: Great question, interviewer, because I dont feel nothing at all, ever! But if I did, I wouldn’t like this other evilness!
Yin: Well, I’m just doing what you taught me. Isn’t this what balance looks like, little killer?
Yang: ...Hahahaha, o-okay, you got me there. Maybe I overreacted
Yin: Maybe you just have... (giggles) You know
Yang: (sigh) Yes, fine! Sometimes I have... feelings. Like when I wanted to talk to Candle and tell her that it hurts to be close with someone who didn’t feel bad about leaving us behind. Not like you, Yin. (sigh) And thats why it’s nice to have you around, you are a little gooder at talking about feelings than I am
Yin: Aww, Yang! I’m so glad that I’m helpful too, we are quite the pair!
Yang: Unstoppable!
Fusion: Aww, I love hearing this! Reminds me of another question we received, if you had the chance to live your lived separately, would you or would you still decide to stay as Yin-Yang?
Yang: This guy clearly has not been listening for the past 20 thousand minutes! We are not going to waste our time on this
Yin: Thank you, interviewer, but we feel like we have covered everything we need to! Yang, do you think we should get ready for a chat with Candle?
Yang: Sounds nice! Bye losers- Ah, um... Winners!
Fusion: Bye you two! Or one, or neither... And good luck on your journey! That’ll be a close on this installment of exit interview, thank you to our inanimate audience for checking in! And be sure to subscribe and look out for the next opportunity to send in your questions, which may be read here! This has been FusionAnimations with IPR, signing off!